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Shit happens

U, I guess

Eaten yet?

Man, I just so happens that I have made my intentions known.
Somewhere, I tot I wuz stupid but it aint the truth.
Dont think anyone stupid wud think me stupid
Thanks

@ iice

How much GRA GRA can u contain.

Good Morning to noone in particular,

Did u wake up early?

I need a galfriend who has cash, just willing to support me.

kaylala:
Rice and beans !!

Did you just woke up from sleep?

What kinda question is that?

@ Seun

No be so o!

shay u are sweet?

Dumb!!!

ITS CHILLY OUT HERE


hOwZ uR eNd? RaInY?

Bolton vs Arsenal

This fixture is between the two most respected coaches in the premiership aside the Queen's Knight who uses and dumps Stars.


But
BOLTON Wanderers manager Sam Allardyce has warned Arsene Wenger that he has the secret to beating Arsenal as the Gunners prepare to face his team at the Reebok Stadium on Saturday.

So
I believe we have learned from that and hopefully we can have a better game at Bolton this time

I.E.
Their game plan is very simple; if your opponents has more skill than you, do all you can to kick him out of his stride. Then, at every opportunity, get the ball into either corner of your opponents half and try to win a set play by fair of foul means. Dive and time waste a bit along the way if you can and try and get your opponent booked if possible. Quality players like Kevin Nolan and Stelios give their bluff and bluster a cutting edge and Allaryde doesn't even try to pretend there is anything more to his planning than that.
Let's paint a picture that should tip anyone who believes Big Sam is the man for England into my 'No' camp. Imagine the 2010 World Cup quarter-final pits England against Brazil in Johannesburg. Then place Lampard, Gerrard, Rooney and Owen in a dressing room listening for some advice and it may go something like this.

'Right lads, this lot are better than us to day, so I was to you to kick them all over the place,' their manager may begin. 'Wind them up as much as you can and try and get a couple sent off. Do all you can to win corners and throw in's in the attacking third. Hit Crouchy all you can as well. They don't like it up em.'

The sight of a world class player like Rooney running the ball into the corner and trying to win a set play would be a crime against the beautiful game and the only winners from Big Sam's England era would be Peter Crouch and anyone who can throw the ball a long way from the touchline.

Bolton vs Arsenal

This fixture is between the two most respected coaches in the premiership aside the Queen's Knight who uses and dumps Stars.


But
BOLTON Wanderers manager Sam Allardyce has warned Arsene Wenger that he has the secret to beating Arsenal as the Gunners prepare to face his team at the Reebok Stadium on Saturday.

So
I believe we have learned from that and hopefully we can have a better game at Bolton this time

I.E.
Their game plan is very simple; if your opponents has more skill than you, do all you can to kick him out of his stride. Then, at every opportunity, get the ball into either corner of your opponents half and try to win a set play by fair of foul means. Dive and time waste a bit along the way if you can and try and get your opponent booked if possible. Quality players like Kevin Nolan and Stelios give their bluff and bluster a cutting edge and Allaryde doesn't even try to pretend there is anything more to his planning than that.
Let's paint a picture that should tip anyone who believes Big Sam is the man for England into my 'No' camp. Imagine the 2010 World Cup quarter-final pits England against Brazil in Johannesburg. Then place Lampard, Gerrard, Rooney and Owen in a dressing room listening for some advice and it may go something like this.

'Right lads, this lot are better than us to day, so I was to you to kick them all over the place,' their manager may begin. 'Wind them up as much as you can and try and get a couple sent off. Do all you can to win corners and throw in's in the attacking third. Hit Crouchy all you can as well. They don't like it up em.'

The sight of a world class player like Rooney running the ball into the corner and trying to win a set play would be a crime against the beautiful game and the only winners from Big Sam's England era would be Peter Crouch and anyone who can throw the ball a long way from the touchline.

Where is the food?

amala and ewedu


How was ur nite?

I have a 3 fridges, 6 air conditioners, three televisions, 4 fans, 1 washing machine, 2 electric cookers and a pumping machine, How much do u think i can conveniently use in a month? and most of them are used during the evenings.

Probably


What do u sell?

u are sweet shay?

MATING!!!! Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

What do u mean targeted his semens?

Let him keep the thread going.

After all, there's no one to talk to anywhere else


No be my mouth them go hear say teacher mama die

Not ur folk yet


Wanna be my friend?

Guess?

Say bye and fine.
Dont come looking for me no more.

Man, e go hard o!
After how long?


Dont know what I'd do, probably kill him or her

not married

Engaged?

No u!!!
Tot u'd say that urself.
How many goals has #5 scored?
When did #5 get into the premiership?
Has #5 ever won won d world cup, Euro cup (if he were european), nations cup (since he's african)?
,

Let me pause,
U know who:
Highest goal scorer in a coupla seasons, record holder in the premiership

What?

List and Compare all the players in the Premiership, all the stats overtime.
Get ur answer from there.

Is he not human?

Project Engineering

Got kids?

Na wah o!
How long does it take to use a #5000 card?

I am at work.

What kind of job do u do

i pray?


where do u work?

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Do you know any women who want the man
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Men are different from women.
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