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yes a little bit

What do u like?

its not madness, is it?

why is everybody talking to noone in particular?

yes i do

what types do u mean ?

Different


You?

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action
of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
should he express himself?

Shy dry guy

They are rugged but organized, mostly defined by their career

dont u think so?

No I am not.


Do u like Engineers?

Who's gonna replace CHAIRMAN against Porto? It better not be the formation he used against Newcastle

I just ate potatoes

Do u know how it tastes?

the car is losing value
change the color and they'll rush it

Eight!


Would u like to leave now?

Mostimes 5 hours, sometimes 7.

U? 2 hours?

Her.

Did u see it ?

ur ass. there is something sticking out

what is that

Nicely said

naija4life:
Anybody looking for a girl just for sxx should go o the nearest ashewo house and Bleep as long as he wants. Nairaland is not a sxx meet up place

Me sha I am looking for one too.
I am not married, i just want someone for company sake.

Dr. Balogun wants 2 act Naija Movie.
Someone shud volunteer and pass on information on the guy and the direction of the relationship.
Bring it back to the HOUSE and we'll help arrange his life with his wife.

Do u stay alone? Aren't there parents in the house?
If there arent and u need to know what 2 do, here's what i think.
Since 20 weeks - 5 months,
Even if it was 1 month, I wont ask her 2 abort.
I think she might have to learn a lesson from it.
Call up their parents and tell tell them what's happening and
get their collective decisions.
Let her keep the child and allow her parents decide whether they will keep the child for her till she is ready to mother the child.
All this is since u dont want to send her back. The parents have to share in ur burden
Peace out

Some guys never change
U'll just sit down and copy and then claim.
It's not bad to copy, people will acknowledge the fact that u showed something from somewhere they never reached
It's never too late to admit the facts, it could reduce ur credibility but it wont kill u. Lies cover up lies and ur hole keeps getting bigger.
God Dey watch u.

TAKE HER WINDOW SHOPPING, TELL HER HOW MUCH U'D HAVE LOVED TO BY HER THOSE THINGS,
SHOW HER U HAVE MONEY, I DIDNT SAY GIVE HER MONEY ALL THE TIME
SHOW HER U HAVE CONNECTIONS, LET HER WORK HARD
SHOW HER TO UR FRIENDS AND MAKE THEM LIKE HER
TELL HER U LOVE HER
ASK HER TO MARRY U

@Ire-Funke

ire-funke:
A chamelion will always be dsame.As u have them in men so also u have them in women.
Aside NYSC stuff, have u not heard of a man/woman that will date a co-tenant ?Is either one of them is married or already bethrothed to someone.Or a friend that dates d husband/wife of his/her friend?
Pre information of d NYSC helps some people to have planned what they will do when they get to NYSC camp.Especially with this slogan 'one life to live 'NYSC one year to spend so utilise it'.Is as horrible as anything u could ever imagined.
M-E-N are to blame as they go about deceiving these innocent souls of ours.Someone who was never a medical student will claim to be one with d mind of helping the poor lady to get a job from his father's company after d service year but the lady will not think that 'AWUUF DEY TEAR BELLE'

U are contradicting urself. How can u after saying that both sexes are to blame, turn around to accuse the men? The question is either 4 u to blame NYSC or not. Women nko? Those who force themselves on guys?

ok

@ GloGirl,
How do u translate the chinese page? Is it from the same site or where?

Bros Obeto,
I stand up too o! Me too want CCNA or MCSE, whichever is easier to send.
My addy's acegery@yahoo.com.
U can also send ur number for future contact.
Cheers

i mean it o!

It is well

EMERGENCY NOTICE FROM THE ASO ROCK PLEASE READ AND PASS ON TO ALL CONCERNED CITIZENS!!!
P D D announced today that they are changing their emblem from a UMBRELLA to a cCONDOM because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of *****, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

I think she shouldnt do it. She just has to give birth then offer the child to PDP, who knows that child might be the next SENATE PRESIDENT.

If she kills now, God knows best.

Dont do it sister

No hmms, i tot that i shud add that. Cos alot of pips are doing that now. No offence intended though.
Thanks for backing me up

Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.

Little Jimmy stood up, alone.

Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"

"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."