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Kenya Based Nigerian Pastor Who Sucks The Breasts Of His Female Members For Deliverance (listen to the full audio)

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lawyer:
5. Another Important part of the Survey plan that you must look out for is the Survey Plan Number. This is a classic scam that some surveyors use to deceive people. They will draw up the whole survey plan but conveniently hide the Survey Plan. Without a survey plan number your survey is as good as useless. Your child’s drawings are probably worth more in Value than your survey plan.

Without that Survey plan number, it cannot be lodged at the surveyor general’s office for record purposes, it cannot be used to draft your agreement, it cannot be used to trace the red copy and I cannot be used as evidence in court during a property law suit because its defective from the start.

It is always at the lower right hand corner of a survey plan and because these dodgy surveyors don’t intend to lodge the red copy they end up not giving the survey a Survey plan number. They will tell you the have lodged it but it hasn’t been lodged because there is no record file of it. Always check for the Survey plan number at first glance.

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REQUIREMENTS FOR GOVERNOR'S CONSENT : Please follow every requirements and payment carefully to avoid your file being Queried. It's better to avoid these queries and prevent the loss of money by inadequate processing because money isn't easy to come by, thus put your house in order before you venture into it. They include the following: 1. 4 copies of the Deed of Assignment 2. 4 copies of the Survey Plan. (The survey plan must be attached to each of the deed of Assignment) The deed of Assignment must be duly signed by each party i.e the assignor and assignee and the deed of assignment must state the history how the property devolved or has been transferred from the original owners to you the new owner, which is the root of title. 3. Purchase and Sign Form 1c = N10,000 4. Obtain Certified True Copy of the Certificate of Occupancy from the land registry in Alausa =N15,000 5. Picture of the Property 6. Application letter written by your lawyer stating that you want to perfect the title 7. Administrative Charges=N5,000 8. Charting and Endorsing=N10,500 9. Tax Clearance of the Assignor i.e the person who sold it to you must have his tax clearance to show 10. Tax Clearance of the Assignee i.e, You the owner of the property or land must have your tax clearance to show 11. Development Levy Receipts= N100 each (If you dont have your tax clearance, it costs N60,000 as a tax clearance to Alausa land registry which only covers the tax for the purchasing that land and cannot be used else where as a valid tax clearance, so if the Person or assignor who sold it to you doesnt have his own tax clearance, you have to pay N120,000 to cover both of you) 12. Evidence of payment of Ground rent/Land use charge? (Unknown Yet) 13. If your land is in or within the Lekki Pennisular, there must be an Original Letter of Confirmation of Payment of Capital Contribution from NTDA in respect of the Lekki Pennisular scheme 14. Copy of Building plan 15. Payment of Assesment fees which includes: a. Capital Gain Tax. . . . 2% of the Assesment b. Stamp Duty. . . . . . . 2% of the Assesment c. Registration Fees. . . .3% of the Assesment d. Consent Fees. . . . . . 8%of the Assesment (If your property or land you bought is direct state land Allocation and the right of occupancy has run for less than 10 years, instead of 8% consent fees, you pay 16%) ( If your property is a mortgage or loan, the consent fee is fixed at 2% of the loan ie, if the loan is N20,000,000 (Twenty Million Naira) you pay 2% of the loan which comes to N20,000 as the consent fees) e. Neighbourhood Improvement Fees. . .N100,000 Flat. Generally, I have been asked how the Assessment fees are being calculated and how to determine it your self. It is simple and it goes like this; 1. Every plot of land is being calculated at 700 square metres in Alausa and if your property is less than that, it is still being calculated at the minimum 700 square meters. Now every area in Lagos state has being divided into zones and the type of fees/rates that should be paid per area. Some areas have low rates while some areas have very high rates, depending on the level of development of the place. For example, i will mention just 12 areas to make you understand it: a. Ajao Estate; N3,000 per square meters b. Badore/ langbasa/Ado and its environs: N1,500 PER Square metres c.Gbagada Phase 1: N6,000 PER Square metres d. Ibeju Lekki beyond Abijo Gra: N500 PER Square metres e. Ikorodu Central/ Lagso Road: N750 per square metres f. Ikotun/ Egbe/ Ijegun/ Isheri Oshun/ Igando/ Iba/ Igbo Elerin: N1,000 per Square metres g. Ogba Residential: N10,000 h. Oko Oba 1,2,3,4: N1,500 I.Surulere: N6,000 J. Ajiran/Igbo-Efon/ Ikota: N2,500 k. Oniru/ Dideolu Court: N10,000 L. Park View/ OSBORNE1: N40,000 Now lets take the first one Ajao estate as our mathematical guide to get the assessment of Ajao Estate: 700 square metres (The size of one regular plot) X N3000 = N2100000 so N2,100,000 is the General Assessment fee but that doesn't mean its this amount your paying. Now you divide 8% of N2,100,000 = N168,000 to get the consent fee Assessment for Ajao Estate Now you divide 3% of N2,100,000 = N63,000 to get the Registration fee Assessment for Ajao Estate Now you divide 2% of N2,100,000 = N42,000 to get the Capital Gain Tax Assessment fee for Ajao Estate Now you divide 2% of N2,100,000 = N42,000 to get the Stamp Duty Tax Assessment fee for Ajao Estate Which equals =N315,000 for the Assesment fee of Ajao Estate alone. When you calculate all the other fees listed above including the minor ones like development levy etc, it is easier for you to know how much you are to pay for the governor's consent of your area. Generally the larger your plot or square meters of your land, the more you pay. The above illustration is just for 700 Square meters, so all of you that have over 1000 square metres or 2 plots or 3 plots or 50 plots, just calculate the sqaure metres on the survey plan X the applicable rate. Finally Solicitors fees: This is subjective and open for negotiation per lawyer but putting into consideration the whole wahala of running around to get those reciepts and bureaucracy abeg please be lenient with my fellow legal brothers!!! To get the consent minus the bureaucracy takes at least 4 months and add money to tip the Alausa workers unless your file will just sitdown on one table till God knows when. Last but not the least be advised that these fees and Assesments example are subject to change and ratification at the land registry at anytime and they could just unilaterally review it and their own calculation could be slightly higher. Don't forget Alausa Brown Envelope ! Don't ask me the cost because i don't know how much settlement costs per table but its left to your own discretion !

I just got this... As at last night, this #Chima #Okoro did not have a mobile number on his facebook page. I just checked it again and behold there is a mobile number -#08030502476. I decided to run the mobile number on my #TrueCaller application and guess what name came out #Sadiq #Hono. Can someone else run this number on his/her TrueCaller application and see what will appear? I hope our intelligence agencies are working on this. Chima Okoro might be a psuedo name, this guy is a major lead for the now on who bombed Abuja. Just now · Privacy: Public

Titilayodeji13:
A Twitter user, Chima Okoro, who predicted the attacks in Abuja on Friday on the social networking site, has deactivated his account.

Okoro, with @chimaokoro63 as his username on Twitter, between 8.34 am and 9.12 am on October 1, had repeatedly posted: “I pray for Nigeria: there will be a bomb blast in Abuja &Lagos, Boko Haram is going to attack and kill police_army &_ Navy their evils (sic).”

In the profile picture of the account, which was captured by other users before the user deactivated it, a young man of dark complexion is seen slouching in a room with cream-coloured walls, dressed in a red T-shirt, while holding up a mobile phone in his left hand and smiling to the camera.

Checks on Twitter revealed that other users had started raising the alarm about Okoro’s tweets as early as 10 pm on Friday.

One user, Eduozor Henrie, at 10:47 pm, said, “@Omojuwa @toluogunlesi @ogundamisi, please guys see the timeline of @chimaokoro63… worrying. He tweeted this yesterday.”

Another user, @md_oyereyi at 11:31 pm, said, “The attention of the DSS and other security agencies should be called to this… @Ifyduoz @Omojuwa @toluogunlesi @ogundamisi.”

Debo Oduola, at 11:32 pm, said, “@Ifyduoz @toluogunlesi @Omojuwa @ogundamisi @chimaokoro63 he should be arrested asap,” while Dame Jayla Peperempe, in her reaction (11:03 pm), said, “Hmmm this is all he tweeted yesterday.”

Ogundana Michael (11:16 pm) said, “Who is this that tweeted this? He tweeted this just yesterday!” and Dogoh Orduen @MackDogoh (11:18 pm) expressing disbelief, said, “@MickeySunny @chimaokoro63 you are kidding me!!!”



http://saharareporters.com/2015/10/03/twitter-user-who-predicted-abuja-attacks-deletes-account

... I just got this ... As at last night, this Chima Okoro did not have a mobile
number on his facebook page. I just checked it again and
behold there is a mobile number - #08030502476.
I decided to run the mobile number on my TrueCaller
application and guess what name came out
#Sadiq #Hono.
Can someone else run this number on his/her TrueCaller
application and see what will appear?
I hope our intelligence agencies are working on this. Chima
Okoro might be a psuedo name, this guy is a major lead for
the now on who bombed Abuja.

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OPERATION DECLARE WHAT YOU RECEIVED FROM
GOODLUCK JONATHAN.

Pastor Tunde Bakare has set the pace and declared what he
has received from immediate past president, Goodluck
Jonathan.
In an interview with an Abuja based Magazine, THE
INTERVIEW, he declared that he took a cup of tea, $50,000
for transport which he refused, a cow which he gave to his
staff to kill, a hamper with he also declined to accept.
In with the season of declaration and example set by Mr
Bakare, ALL RELIGIOUS LEADERS ARE HEREBY CALLED UPON
TO DECLARE WHAT THEY RECEIVED from Dr Jonathan starting
from the leadership of Nigeria Christian Association.
Hear Mr. Bakare, “Let everyone declare what he has
received. I can tell you what I received. I took two people
there one day and he invited us to dinner. I had a bad sore
throat that day, so I took a pass regarding the dinner.
“Another day, I took a couple there and I took a cup of tea. I
told you about the $50,000 which I refused, but that was
Orubebe. He sent me a cow at Christmas – which I gave the
staff to kill – and a hamper through our pastor in Abuja, but
I told him to keep it.”
The pastor revealed that at a point, the former president
offered to give him “something”, which he refused and opted
for simply a pen.
“Finally, when the opportunity came and he (Jonathan) said,
‘I will like to give you something’. I [then] said ‘I like pens: so
if you must give me anything, let it be a pen, so that I can
show it to my people and say ‘the president gave me a pen,’”
he disclosed.
He said one day, after a meeting with Mr. Jonathan, a
former minister in charge of Niger Delta Affairs, Godsday
Orubebe, rushed to offer him $50,000 for “transport”, an
offer the pastor said he turned down.
“When we were leaving, Orubebe ran after me and offered
me $50,000 for my transport. I said, ‘Haba, take your money,
I am not for sale’. We said goodbye to him and the rest is
history,” Mr. Bakare said.
In light of this, let all those who turned Aso Villa to their
Mecca declare what they have received. Again, whether they
declare openly or not, we will still find out...we have a way
of finding out. Remember this: BUHARI IS HERE, HE IS EVERY
WHERE AND WE WILL RECOVER ALL OUR STOLEN FUNDS, as
much as possible. A friend shared this photograph on
Twitter...so they should take heed!!

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