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Forceup:
Na wa ooo

Pets don finish for this world abi

Babe you set no be lie. Na wah I've not seen this sort of Beauty in a while.

shitshappen:
Dear Mr B
First of all you are a terrible singer, it's only right that I start with that as your terrible singing is the reason we are both here.
Must you sing at my balcony and poo on my window, you don't see me coming to the ceiling to poo and watch telly do you? It's called privacy. You must realize that I'm a paying tenant and you are just imposing.
Can you just sleep in the day, go to bat market at night and when you come back make love to your bat wife or play with your bat children, without coming to my window to sing? Unlike you I am not nocturnal.
It is four in the morning and a every normal person is sleeping or coming back from the "night shift", but here I am composing a letter to you. You have made me abnormal. I tried scaring you with naphthalene but I ended up poisoning myself.
I'm tired mheen, I have not slept well for like decades please balance me the money I paid the landlord let me pack out. Stupid bat

I guess you're actually referring to a real bat

I'm glad to be back

?uest - love

bash4us:
......but we know you are not "lacking ignorance" too

Ha ha ha lol @ lacking ignorance

I thought this was a joke at first, but things are clearer to me now

One of the first tweets of Madam Commissioner for Happiness and Couples Fulfillment.
She advises Nigerians "lacking ignorance" that United Arab Emirates has a minister for happiness. Wonderful!


Cc: Mynd44, OAM4J ‎, lalasticlala

OboOlora:
Na this guy dem use design Headies Awards logo

Lol you're every funny. I'm sure it's not really you on the profile picture

holluphemydavid:
ok,tanks bro

You're welcome

holluphemydavid:
Abuja

Walk into the federal Marriage registry ,abuja, located at - 28 Borno street, Area 10 Garki , Abuja and make your enquiries. They will give you the best response. I did mine in Ikoyi registry, Lagos

barackodam:
This is actually the first time I'm hearing such, so, pardon my inquisitiveness

Read more about Marvel's Illuminati here :

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati_(comics)

And

http://marvel.com/universe/Illuminati#axzz50SdcoKSs

barackodam:
This is actually the first time I'm hearing such, so, pardon my inquisitiveness

Okay

barackodam:
Tell me more

What else do you want to know

enemyofprogress:
sambisa forest

When you've grown up, let me know

holluphemydavid:
Hello Nairalander,

Pls i really need the opinion of the married ones in the house, please what is the cost of court wedding, i just want to have an idea of which am very sure i will get a nice reply from this forum instead of going to make requiring from the court, decided to do this while i'm in the office and save the stress of going out...thanks in anticipation for the kind responds

It's not that expensive, it depends on your location. What part of Nigeria are you?

Available

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Look into the future

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Befitting for renowned and seasoned Lawyer

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Still available

AutoJoshNG:
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It has a max speed of 305 km/h, o-62 time of 3.6 seconds and an estimated price of $200,000 which would translate to about N115 million after shipping and paying custom duty. Will you get yourself a Lamborghini Urus?

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Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Seun

With Bang and Olufsen ( B & O) in-car sound system

dushman04:
Just saw the trailer and i can't wait to see this movie,wonder why Tony stark was looking dejected........and there two f*ing Sherlocks in this picture,just wow

These men are part of Marvel's illuminati.

::: The "Illuminati" was a secret organization comprised of several of the world's most powerful heroes: 

Sorceror Supreme Doctor Strange; 

‎Black Bolt, King of the Inhumans; 

‎Charles Xavier, founder of the X-Men and mutant rights activist;

‎ Reed Richards, founding member of the Fantastic Four‎; 

‎Namor the Sub-Mariner, King of Atlantis; and

‎ Iron Man (Anthony Stark), founding member of the Avengers. 

These six men worked together for an unspecified amount of time to mold and shape the status of the superhuman world and the world around it.
‎

dushman04:
Just saw the trailer and i can't wait to see this movie,wonder why Tony stark was looking dejected........and there two f*ing Sherlocks in this picture,just wow

These men are part of Marvel's illuminati.

::: The "Illuminati" was a secret organization comprised of several of the world's most powerful heroes: 

Sorceror Supreme Doctor Strange; 

‎Black Bolt, King of the Inhumans; 

‎Charles Xavier, founder of the X-Men and mutant rights activist;

‎ Reed Richards, founding member of the Fantastic Four‎; 

‎Namor the Sub-Mariner, King of Atlantis; and

‎ Iron Man (Anthony Stark), founding member of the Avengers. 

These six men worked together for an unspecified amount of time to mold and shape the status of the superhuman world and the world around it.
‎

MrDojo:
I wnted to start thread for all d MCU lovers out der..... the MCU has released mega hit movies like avengers...iron man...cap America so on.....so d purpose of dis thread is 4 all MCU fans to talk abt upcoming movies....past movies and even TvSeries and Comic books.....[size=8pt][/size]

So, Thanos has started bleaching

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