kingreign:


Kpele, hope it's not malaria or fever. Nne, ndo! you need plenty rest. You also need to spoil yourself a little.

shitshappen:


I'm sure you father dead or alive can never be half the man I am. I have proven my worth ten times over in the mountain of men. Only a cesspool with congealed sewage for brain can be this ignorant.

sisisioge:



Iya Ejima! Biko be nice nau

Nwodosis:
Is also possible that your activities in the compound is disturbing his spiritual life and he retorted to singing at your window to neutralise the negative forces from your end.
Since he chose to sing to endure your own activities, get ear muffler to endure his own and allow peace to reign!

oyb:


someone is trolling on a saturday morning

sulpur:
why don't you tell him yourself

shitshappen:


I used to hold you to high esteem Ishilove, but then you are just a human. An a daft human at that, if not you would have noticed that the said Co tenant is not human. Ode!

shitshappen:
Dear Mr B
First of all you are a terrible singer, it's only right that I start with that as your terrible singing is the reason we are both here.
Must you sing at my balcony and poo on my window, you don't see me coming to the ceiling to poo and watch telly do you? It's called privacy. You must realize that I'm a paying tenant and you are just imposing.
Can you just sleep in the day, go to bat market at night and when you come back make love to your bat wife or play with your bat children, without coming to my window to sing? Unlike you I am not nocturnal.
It is four in the morning and a every normal person is sleeping or coming back from the "night shift", but here I am composing a letter to you. You have made me abnormal. I tried scaring you with naphthalene but I ended up poisoning myself.
I'm tired mheen, I have not slept well for like decades please balance me the money I paid the landlord let me pack out. Stupid bat

Ishilove:

If you did literature in secondary school, you would have known the meaning of 'sarcasm'. Oponu!!

nkwuocha1:


He finds the sarcasm insulting madam.Instead of you to apologize, you deu form Rambo.Shebi na man go put this one for house?

Ishilove:

Apologise for what?

I'm in my house. Oya come and beat me

sulpur:
why don't you tell him yourself

shitshappen:


I'm sure you father dead or alive can never be half the man I am. I have proven my worth ten times over in the mountain of men. Only a cesspool with congealed sewage for brain can be this ignorant.

lordtim001:

SAVAGE!
Please somebody should borrow me that 44 Savage meme

lordtim001:

SAVAGE!
Please somebody should borrow me that 44 Savage meme

enabledgoddess:
I am ashamed for these self acclaimed educated Nigerians who dont have enough sense to tell the difference! you mean to tell me you read this ode and still think his neighbour was human?

enabledgoddess:
I am ashamed for these self acclaimed educated Nigerians who dont have enough sense to tell the difference! you mean to tell me you read this ode and still think his neighbour was human?

Jaykolo10:

Bros I think say na only me see am oo I even screenshot them... at least whenever I scroll thru my gallery I go just dey laugh nii
Bros I think say na only me see am oo I even screenshot them... at least whenever I scroll thru my gallery I go just dey laugh nii

Ishilove:

My dear, i'm suspecting malaria o. I treated malaria and typhoid last month but i'm suspecting the malaria hasn't gone completely because I'm having some funny symptoms.

How do I spoil myself? Give me some tips

shitshappen:


I'm sure you father dead or alive can never be half the man I am. I have proven my worth ten times over in the mountain of men. Only a cesspool with congealed sewage for brain can be this ignorant.

lordtim001:

To be honest,I think Ishilove slipped up there. Maybe she didn't read through it well. My sixth sense tells that there wasn't a modicum of an iota of Sarcasm in her comments there.

My opinion tho!