₦airaland Forum

come to england where virtually everything smokes, even the dogs and the trees. 4 real. basically its smoke/drink/party/club/sex/produce bastards/throw snowballs @ blacks/add other miserable things. i;ll make a list soon. so whoever posted this topic, women smoke like hell and it sucks. anyways its their life. on my way to work this morning, i had a racist attack mayb because i had expensive clothes. some group of white bastards in a moving car threw raw eggs at me. at first i didnt understant what was going on, i actually thot birds were laying eggs on me. it was funny cos i didnt even catch a glimpse of the car. it was a chinese lad who saw them that told me what happened. so its kinda crazy here.

nobody among the group is called rasqie. u mean shifi? shifi is the coolest. zeal is just like michelle in destiny's child. they outshine him. he takes little verses and its not fair. what do u think?

everybody is saying same thing. i,m fed up and i beg to differ. 'she wowo'  4 real. never seen such a muscular baby. potential grace jones if ya'll know her. modupe i'm not jealous, just that when everybody says the same thing, it makes the forum boring. God bless your baby ok. she definitly the nairaland baby of the year.

if you're telling the truth just ask God to 4give u and leave the relationship. it hurts though but its a terrible thing. its morally and socially wrong. she could be desperate and wants to get a husband off of u. be wise. Go your seperate ways. the more u hang out with her, the more u indulge, u know what i mean. Anyway i just hope u wer joking.

wowo actually means ugly. i could say, ' u wowo' means u r ugly. 'obasanjo wowo'. lol

horrible christmas. went to work. was expecting a quiet day at work cos its xmas but met the opposite. had my first food by 11pm. thank god for that food. it was actually my choice to go to work cos i get triple pay. but inland revenue and NI wont let me have my money in full. anyway thank God 4 xmas.

i truly sympathize with obj. and all true nigerians. i beckon on ya'll 2 learn from our past mistakes and turn to God. God bless Nigeria

ARE NIGERIAN 'GRADUATES' REALLY GRADUATES IN THE REAL SENSE OF THE WORD?

I keep wondering the kind of stuff that Nigerian universities are producing. A friend of mine who studied engineering in NAU and graduated with a 2-1 confessed to me that he doesn't know anything when it comes to engineering. How come?

I was really embarrassed the other day, when I was discussing with some economics undergraduates here in the UK. I'm supposed to be a Masters student here but I felt like a fool because I’m afraid I knew nothing about the topics they raised owing to the fact that I was under-educated in Nigeria.

More appalling was the day I couldn't help but overhear a so-called psychologist spitting shit. He made so many grammatical blunders that I denied my nationality. I became an emergency Congolese.

What is your take on these, guys?

one more thing, a true nigerian loud and proud, always fake and dangerous. no sacarsm

seun i love that piece. hope u r a true nigerian. meanwhile i did my NYSC in ogun state, sagamu 2 b precise. my regrds 2 OGD.

why dont u guys just give ur life to xrist. our days r numbered here on earth 4 real. just ponder.

you guys never thot that the color of love could be brown? ponder it. mother earth is brown