₦airaland Forum

Medunah:
How old is he again?? Too much grey hair

And gray hair is supposed to be for what age group?

hmmm

Hmmm...

lekinz:
Who's Grace Tinuke ...

A writer ??...

Cos we don't know her here in France

No be only france, na Uganda...shio!!

Wow!!!

englishmart:

Unlike other states, if you enter Lagos, there is no sign board that reads "welcome to Lagos. Instead this is what you see.
"This is Lagos. Shine your eyes." LOL
I think nobody is welcomed there. Anything you see, take am so

I bet you've not been to Lasgidi before

Like seriously...in this age!!

funny

django1: Idi..ots its a burning market not a street fight. One of the biggest markets in this country.

The fire is still out of control.

How is Aleshinloye one of the biggest markets in the country?

Kanwulia: Please. . . add cancer of the testicles to your cocktail! Amen!

I totally forgive you from my heart.

Kanwulia: Not to worry. . . you ain't gonna be alive to find out!. Ebola, AIDS, SARS or Boko Haram will get your azzze first!

What a nice way to end your miserable life. Nonsense!

Kanwulia: *he looks like a dehydrated frog.. . . .he ain't even cute*

Make sure you look this cute when you'll be above 70.

Not again!! LASU no dey tire?

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Eligible candidates should pay the sum of two thousand naira (N2,000.00) only excluding switch fee using e-Tranzact platform at any branch of any of the following banks in the country (but I Prefer Owerri):
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bongosman: HE IS TALKING THE TRUTH.

What truth if i may ask?

Dollfacebarbz: Heard bio chem is hard and I'm not good at chemistry

No course in FUTO is either too hard or too simple, let's just say they're all hard. You attltude towards your studies will determine how hard you'll see them.

greatgod2012: I'm yet to see a book on when one should get married. Personally, it depends on the individual. When the individual concerned is set to get married, but some things like maturity, independence, responsibility must be in place before thinking of marriage. So, @op, if you already have all these and you've also had the person that is ready to walk down the aisle with you........goodluck!

Thank you

Eyop: 18yrs and above,So 24yrs is very ok for a guy if he's matured enough to face the challenges that comes with marriage and if he so wishes to get married. Alhaji yerima's case is rituals and not marriage.

lolz...rituals

Kanwulia: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby!
AS SOON AS YOU GRADUATE FROM THE UNIVERSITY. . .AND YOUR PARENTS CAN PAY FOR YOUR WEDDING AND YOUR CHILDREN'S SCHOOL FEES!

I think you should join me while we enter that boat together...lol #IpityUs

Eyop: There's no perfect age. It all depends on when you are matured and ready in the heart to face marital challenges because marriage is another of world of its own and am even afraid to venture into it.

Are you saying 24 is ok for a guy? And Alhaji Yerimas's wife is ripe for marriage?

J3da: NO HARD FEELINGS:::::As a young lady,
Stupidity is when you sitback crosslegged and search for an already made man. Incase you don't know, 90% of every already made man out there, has a woman who has been with him from when he had only a pair of shorts and a single shirt. That's why majority
of well to do men, usually make you
nothing but a sextoy, for you mean
absolutely nothing to them. He might cheat on her with you, but truth is, he'l never leave her for you....If you are guilty of hunting for an already made man, then i tell you, my dear you are such a cow, you actually need horns
+when good healthy brains settles, yours floats!

That man who is head over heels
inlove with you right now and you are taking for granted this minute:::::
He may not own a car.
He may not earn a lot of money.
He may not live in a posh estate.
He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time.
He may not have a great job. . . . .But its enough to know you are the only one he
craves for and loves unconditionally .. .. .. IF:::
He has a heart of gold.
He is Honest.
He is very hardworking.
He is humble. He keeps that smile on your face.
He talks to you everyday.
He has a 5inch d*ck but
uses it well and also is an expert at using his fingers and tongue to satisfy your sexual needs.
He actually listens to you.
He tolerates you when you're moody. His family knows you.
He tells you you're beautiful all the
time.
He sees you every chance he gets.
He appreciates the tiniest things you do for him and for your relationship.
He is there when you need him.
He Respects you.
He is proud you are his and likes showing you off. And he treats you
like a queen. . . .my dear you are indeed lucky to have him.

He may not have it all now, but one day he will...He may not be living his
dream now, but one day he will.. And as He pictures all this..He pictures You.

Ladies,
there's no perfect man on earth, never you forget this FACT, so do not lose a Diamond while gathering stones.

Making sense post...wrong topic.

I need an answer regarding this issue. What age is the perfect time for marriage for both male and female?

imelachi: Thanks a bunch. I wil realy apreciate dat. So aw du u achieve dat- as in aw du i get in touch wit u or her.

whenever you resume, try to locate RCF. I'm not saying you should be their member, ask after former MD or bro Obinna. You'll be directed to me if i've returned to school then. But may i know when you'll resume?

9jaSceptic: Reduce the no of church houses being built on every nook and crany and let firms who can employ a significant amount of labour make efficient use of these premises and there'll be growth in the Economy as a result of the unemployed or underemployed resources( Premises where church are built) which are now employed and efficiently employed respectively.

and where were those firms when the lands lay fallow i.e. before churches were built on the land. Who even told you that Nigeria lacks land to accomodate as many firms as we want. Say what you know.

There was no need for him to do that. He just wanted to show off. Na wa o!

9jaSceptic: Nigerians muslim fast for fourty days yearly And Christians fast for 40 days and Forty Nights, But that don't make either of these people the richest, the most successful, the least successful in life, Adherents of both religion experience good and bad(both fall sick, both die, both progress) of life as they trasverse this temporal abode called earth, fast all you want, there can never be stable electricity nexy year, stable power , end to corruption In 9ja.

Fasting is not the Solution to 9ja's problem, tell you GO to invest in the Unemployed youth of his church who'll be fasting for the purpose of getting a job and reduce the number of church houses been built, so that firms that needs these properties turned to church house could make efgicient use of them and reduce unemployment and little or nobody will need to fast.



Fast all you want

what's this one talking about?

I pray for strength to also participate. I won't want to miss any day.

Retarded Idiot: Learner. .so Amateur

Let's see what you have...

.

imelachi: Helo pls I kinda need a mentor, a gud and nice one. I jux got admitd into Imt. So any1 wu can be of help 4rm 200level above to help with sch stufs, past questn and materials. I wil realy apreciate such. Thnks, awaits a reply

You'll have to give it time, you'll fine one serious person but make sure the person's not a guy so you don't start something you didn't plan for...i'm not saying all guys are bad o. I have a female friend in IMT, she'll be resuming as a finalist, she'll be of help but you meeting her will be in school. She'll link you to other lower levels too that'll help.