₦airaland Forum

Abeos:
1. What do mean by water body, I placed d fine in a cold place but discovered water inside.
2. I knew d touchpad is working because I can swipe the screen to receive cals and can unlock d phone and play music on it

Meaning you can see the screen na. If you know where to swipe and where to tap to play music.

1. Do you live in a water body?
2. The screen is not displaying anything, how did you know the touchpad is working?

Hnmm

What

This story has an aura of falsehood.

You earn a maximum of 1.2 million, and you bought two cars in your 3rd month, one of which is 6million naira?
Haba!! Try another lie.

No Gareth Bale, no Madrid fans, no Madrid jersey sef and no source, just a yellow vehicle probably involved in an accident. Bros, try again

This is funny

uzomarinze11:
Nigeria Football Federation(NFF) some weeks back reached a deal with giant sports kits company, Nike.

  As a result,the Super Eagles kit and Jersey have changed from what they used to be.Checkout the new Super Eagles kit and jersey below....

Do you like the new kit and jersey?

Source: http://.com/2015/05/checkout-new-super-eagles-jersey-and.html

Will it win the world cup?

Acekidc4:
The Fire of the Lord is Raining Down!! Hallelujah Somebody??


Can Someone shout Fire of the Most High God , come down now and Consumed Me!!

Lobatan!!! "Consumed" you ke?

Nice pictures

I like that structure

BrainnewsNg:
Credit: http://brainnewsng.com/11-intelligence-killing-foods-you-need-to-avoid/

So aside drinking water, what else are we permitted to eat?

DankemzI:
People condemning this, don't mind sucking a woman older than this if she is "s*gar M*mmy". It's a Joy to live & see your son or mom grown enough to do this! Ride on guy.

So you like it too?? Why not do something similar, then snap and post on social media. *no offence meant*

MizMyColi:
Dammittt
Worris diss!

On that picture is a young man trying to show the world how foolish he is...that's all.

mizcyn:
They refused to clear me with the receipt of full registration in rivers camp, please what do I do at sodiyinka

Didn't you print the call up letter?

See lie

Oboy see nose!!!

rokiatu:
awwww you meant to say your mother? she's given birth to 10 kids to be that fat and shapeless or were she just unfortunate and born that way?

Ah Ah! Like seriously? His mum??
You can do better, this one is out of it.

rafa9:
The occupants of a room in a boys hostel in uniben narrowly escaped death the early hours of 02-05-15. The cobra was said to have sneaked into the room and slid on to a bonk, clinging the student who subconsciously grabbed it in thought of phone theft. He was however brought back to reality by a room mate who saw the scene and shouted prompting the guy to fling the snake away. The snake was later caught by the angry boys who killed it immediately and brought it out on display on the June 12 road by 4.00am this morning before burning.
see Image below

But wait o! How is that snake a cobra?

FriedPlantain:
This is animal brutality, why was the snake mobbed and killed by these uncivilised eggheads!
The murder of this poor creature begs for more questions than answer
Did the snake bite anyone?
Did the guy die?
What was the snake's offence to have been murdered in cold blood like that?
How long has the cobra been living in that hostel with them.
Could it be that the cobra (most likely a female) digs one of the students and slithered to his bed to profess her love for him only to meet her untimely death in the hands of this unruly savages.
Where are the animal rights activists when you need them in this country?


FriedPlantain

What are you saying?

Akwa Ibom ayaya, stream 2

Jail sure pass o

With this being just your second topic, wetin you wan go find for front page sef?

Wonders!!!

Dbestmax:
whether its now a refuse pack or a bus park

Wait o! Are those cartons vehicles?

Thandolwethu:
Our president has sent in the Army to stop the riots and attacks.

Unlike Jonathan who cant send in the army to stop boko haram

You do not know what Jonathan did, don't talk about it.

So you came to nairaland to insult Nigerians and the Nigeria you've never been too. Don't worry, they'll kill your foreigner friends soon, maybe then you'll become wiser... Olori buruku somebody.

And I'm expected to read all these?

sanbells:
A friend of mine just told me yesterday dah her boyfriend played his d*ck on her v with her trousers on. I think they were just having a quick romance. Buh the thing is, she never pulled off her trousers during that..... So my girlfriend is still a virgin and is really scared am of pregnancy, so she started asking me this question with fear all over her and I was like... "shey u been dey enjoy the thing now u come dey ask yeye question"... Lol. Buh she's really scared and really wants to know if there's any chance of her getting bigger.

Are you sure that you're not that ''friend of yours''?

How?

ammyluv2002:
Seriously, i miss him!

Eiyah, so touching *wipes tears*