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HeliotJ:
Canada has proven to be a rewarding immigration center for people who dream of better Life. People that beg on the street are richer in Canada than politicians in Nigeria. Little wonder our senators are now hustling Canadian visa.

On Canadian soil, you're guaranteed a better security, even without working. Beggars take home more than $100k per month by begging on the street. And they're guaranteed free housing and health benefits which isn't possible in Nigeria.

IamFOUR:
illiterate dey blow grammer

Hw does it feel not being a graduate

U no dey see ur secondary sch mates?

Dannysblog:
Ann was unable to stop herself from crying and I could honestly say, I was feeling pretty awkward. Sitting in a restaurant with a crying woman is very unsettling. I was encouraged though by the presence of Steve, Ann’s husband but his indifference to her crying made us look mean and unconcerned. Steve was fuming and my spending an hour talking with the two had not helped him
to cool of in any way.

Their marriage had collapsed simply because of an evening of fun and “advice” that Ann had just before their marriage.
It looked as though it was just an enjoyable evening of fun and indulgence as a single girl before she gets married but now, three years later, regret was the only thing she had about the night. Her friends, those that had encouraged her on were nowhere to be seen and the only shoulder close enough to cry on was Steve’s but he was too hurt to offer one.

Three months earlier, Joel, a long time friend of Ann had walked into their home with an envelope which she had given to Steve and then left. In the envelope were pictures of Ann and Joel partying and having fun on her bridal
shower evening.

They had danced together, drunk together and even gotten into bed together as a way of bidding single a good bye.
The encouragement given to Ann was, “do everything you
fantasize about and then goget married” and she took the
advice of her friends and did it all but now all that had come to haunt her.

One of Ann’s friends had actually triggered this whole thing while they were at a party, she had tried to seduce Steve and when he could not accept her advances, she ridiculed him for being faithful to a woman who was not faithful to him. It turned out that Joel had been using photos from her bridal shower to blackmail and get Ann to bed whenever he wanted.


Read more@ http://www.dannyblog.com.ng/2017/05/how-to-avoid-messing-up-your-marriage.html?m=1

daben1:
And she's not even ashamed of herself.. Better go and look for your own husband

DanceVille:
Even the best Criminal Lawyer In Arizona can't stop these girls self!.

1.Snatching A Friend Or Relation's Man:
All is fair in love and war! Rumour has it that women have resorted to locking their phones, hiding their men and coding their gist from so called friends cos it's a Jungle out there ....

2. Prayer And Fasting To Dieties/god:
This would presumably be an honourable means of obtaining a husband but sometimes, the prayers are offered up to deities other than God and other times it becomes a song permanently on repeat...

3.Taking Of His Photograph:
Taking his photograph to 'Cele Church' for a Prophetess to pray over or a powerful 'Alfa'.Heard it works like a charm...

4.Taking His Sperm, Hair, Etc:
Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba.
Guys disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad idea...

5.Putting Love Portion In His Food!:
This is classic and timeless but shouldn't it be called a 'Compelling" portion? Because in this case, Love na by Force!...

6.Proposing To A Guy!:
Yes it does happen......(Who wears the engagement ring?)..

7.Becoming A Worker In Church!:
Rumour has it that men go to church to marry, the same rumour also reveals that 'Greeters', 'Ushers' and 'Lead Soloists' have the best exposure....Praise the Lord Somebody!...

8.Revamping Yourself:
Change your ward-drobe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload of Brazillian hair, study the Karma-Sutra, do a Vaginoplasty and change the age on your birth-certificate to read 22.
A compulsory gym membership and 'body magic' also indicated..

9.Trapping Him With Pregnancy:
This used to be the Old school method of getting a man to propose.From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she was ovulating.Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support.Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving the parents and you know parents don't like scandals.

10.Giving Him Unlimited Freedom:
As long as he proposes. "Tell me I'm number one baby, tell me I'm the future mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi or Nneka!" Women used to wanna be the one and only in their man's life, now being the number one is good enough ......
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Some Ladies will actually deny this....Hmm! Let's see!..
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DanceVille

Let the Forming, Bashing and Comments Proceed..

Alesandese:
ObinkzeRoyEmeka mark this moniker! Never you in your pathetic life troll on it. If you don't want your online life be as miserable as a fish in desert, never quote my moniker with trash!

Be warned

Alesandese:
you are a worthless being, your greatest achievement is being an online troll. You even had to remix my disses to use on another? Guy you are a total failure

Alesandese:
Typical rant of a deluded church rat. You are a fool... A condemned one at that. A brainless wimp quoting everyone just to feel relevant on-line, how rich are you? Kikikiki omo ale jatijati

mhizesther:
Really?

darbeelicous:
the guy get empty skull dey call am brain..... No humor attall...... his stupidity weak me aswear!!!

darbeelicous:
lefulefu, please lemme take it from here........
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ObinzeRoyEmeka...... please go and take your pills to calm your nerves!! Smh ............. Common joke u cannot understand mtchewww........ I wonder what u know if u don't understand simple joke!!

lefulefu:
u really need a slap on that empty skull of urs .which kain mumu be this?
Dextology abeg hurry up.come and see mumu on heat ranting .

Busolami2015:
Boyfriend that cannot use his girlfriend as next of kin...Is that one a boyfriend?

lefulefu:
see dis one .why u acting like a lady whose on her period .ok u belong to those nairaland millionaires abi? carry ur wahala go somewhere else

Alesandese:
Don't you reason? Stop being a Dumbo

dreamwords:
What is this

lefulefu:
its all for fun boy .dont take everything too seriously so u wont have high blood pressure.

Alesandese:
Could you pls desist from using the 'f' word all the time? You are shouting at your audience

Toks2008:
Each time I hear people talk about getting married as one big task I just shake my head at their ignorance.

Ask any single guy or lady of advanced marriageable age why s/he is still single and you are certain to hear words like..."I'm taking my time,can't rush in and rush out,I need to be sure I'm with the right person...." but the question is ;"Does the fact that you are extremely careful in choosing a spouse guarantees a happy marriage?

Getting married is the easiest task anyone can accomplish and far easier than complicated courtship but we tend to make a mountain out of a mole hill.

You can't be too careful or careless when it comes to your choice of spouse because there is no good or bad choice but what we have is "YOUR CHOICE". Good people can turn very bad and a great courtship is no guaranty of a great marriage so take the risk and stop wasting your time in the name of "being careful"

So if you are a man or lady who is really interested in getting married then read this.

1.For the guys :

Understand that whatever pleases your eyes will inadvertently please your soul so go for a lady that catches your fancy physically, ask her some basic questions about her persona,do a quick background check on her and if you are ok with your findings just take the risk as long as you can feed yourself and one more person and also have a place of your own.

If you can afford a lavish wedding then go ahead but if not talk to your woman about doing a small wedding by paying her bride price and going to the registry while you both plan for a bigger wedding.

If she refuses then help her foolishness by enjoying wify duties from her while she continues to wait but if she accepts your plan please go ahead and marry her and try to work out your differences...

Remember that you can never know a woman but you can only try to understand her gradually only when you start living together.

And remember that though GOD hates divorce,there is always an option of walking away from the marriage if needs be.

2.For the ladies:

Save your self the bull poo of dating and courtship...it's a total waste of time cos it's no guaranty of a happy union.

Except you are a teenager or in your adolescent when dating is mostly just for the fun of it,if you are really interested in a purposeful affair then you don't need to court any guy for more than a year.

If you see a guy you have strong desire for and he says he wants you,...do a quick background check on him and if you are ok with your findings..take that risk and go for it...

Stop complicating your life about doing an expensive wedding by fire by force...you can always do that latter but if the money is available then go ahead with the wedding of your dreams

I have seen many guys and ladies despite their over Sabi and meticulous courtship still break up with their spouse so why fool yourself.

If you like continue to waste your time looking for the ideal man and fooling yourself in the name of courtship while actually getting used by the guy.

Dating and long courtship is for boys and girls who just want to catch fun.
No matter how hard you try and how long you court a man, you can never truly know any man until you start living with him and a guy that truly wants you as a wife does not need any yeye long courtship with you.

Marriage is overrated so stop killing yourself trying to be in the best marriage...just take the risk...if it favors you,stay and if it becomes unbearable,take a bow so why waste your time trying to be too careful when you can never be sure of getting an ideal man or woman no matter how careful you may be.

My take.

Genea:
see this ashawo oooo, wetin do u??