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yoooo!! what's up guys! this thought just came to my mind though and it will only be a very great idea if only you join a play the game along following the rules! so it's a very simple rule! and I don't need to talk too much coz a five year old will so understand it! lol HERE'S THE RULE! it's called the LIKE game where someone makes a comment with the lowest number of likes. no matter the comment you make as long as you having the lowest number of likes you will be getting something very good from me, sure something good! please please as am you reading this I don't need anybody to LIKE it please! this gift needs to be retained lol! So lets keep thetball rolling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LordReed: Really? A phone that has not been released?

and who told you it hasn't

Danhumprey: Really?

yessssss$sss

MabraO: Good
I guess u like it
Compared to other iphones

sure

Sarimah: rilly?? Happy birthday birthday mate

lol same to you dear

MabraO: I can't rate something I have not owned
Until u ve myself one before I can tell u wot I feel

I already own one !!!! 6 plus

MabraO: I can't rate something I have not owned
Until u ve myself one before I can tell u wot I feel

I already own one !!!! 6 plus

Verizon's HD voice and video chat feature is now live, just
like it promisedback in August. The carrier officially calls
it "Advanced Calling 1.0," and it lets you make high-
definition voice calls over LTE to other Verizon phones
that also have the capability.
Its video chat function, on the other hand, is a
combination of HD voice and real-time video feed,
though it can transfer the video portion of the call from
LTE to Verizon WiFi when available. Anyone with a
compatible device can access the feature at no additional
charge, with HD voice costing the same as your standard
call rates. Video, however, will be billed as data, with one
minute eating up between six to eight MB.
As great as Advanced Calling sounds, you unfortunately
can't use it all the time -- as we mentioned earlier, it
only works if you and the person you're calling
arebothusing Verizon phones with the capability. The bad
news is, there are only two compatible devicesright now
(the Samsung Galaxy S5and the LG G2), though the
carrier promises to add more to the list over time. If you
do have those phones, simply install the software update
that recently rolled out to your devices and follow the
instructionson the Advanced Calling page to change your
settings and enable the feature.
Verizon begins offering Advanced Calling 1.0 across its
nationwide network on select smartphones.
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To say that Apple's doing things differently would be an
understatement. With the 4.7-inch iPhone 6and the
5.5-inch iPhone 6 Plus, the company introduced two new
high-end phones at the same time, both with a complete
redesign and a much larger screen size than any iPhone
that came before. Gone are the days of 3.5-inch and 4-
inch phones that, at one time, seemed to provide more
than ample amounts of screen space.
Now, the new iPhones make their predecessors look like
the tiny handsetBen Stiller used inZoolander. The
market has changed, and it was high time Apple did the
same.
Even though this is Apple's first attempt at building large
phones, it's not breaking new ground -- in fact, it feels
more like the company is catching up than innovating. To
be fair, finding a fresh take is a difficult thing to do in this
crowded space: Samsung's Galaxy Note series, which
started out at 5.3 inches and is now up to 5.7, is selling
by the millions, and most competing flagships aren't much
smaller. Basically, Apple would be leaving money on the
table if itdidn'taddress this segment of the market. So
how did the company do on its first try at large phones?
Pretty well -- mostly.
Q

are you kidding me todays mine too

He loves you, he loves you not. If
you suspect your new boyfriend
has fallen head-over-heels for you,
look for the hard-to-miss signs that
he’s in love with you.
1. Signs that he is in love with you:
He treats you with respect
When a man is in love with a
woman, he respects her. He cares
about the details of her life. He
treats her well. If your guy values
your opinions, compliments your
character, celebrates your
accomplishments, pays attention to
details, and even accommodates
your quirky habits — He stocks the
fridge with Diet Coke even though
he can’t stand the stuff, for
example — you’ve got a keeper
who’s falling fast and hard for you.
2. Signs that he is in love with you:
You’re always on his mind
Does he send you funny texts
during the day? Do songs, signs
and hilarious headlines remind
him of you? Does he Google last
night’s unresolved debate —
“Which is healthier: ice cream or
gelato?” — when he’s at work?
When you become a very present
part of his day even when you’re
apart, he’s invested in the
relationship.
3. Signs that he is in love with you:
He compromises
Love can soften the heart. Being
right isn’t as important as doing
right by the other person. When
your beau starts to meet you in the
middle on topics he’s typically
stubborn about — Maybe he’s a
movie snob suddenly willing to let
you pick a flick he’d otherwise
never watch — he’s leading with
his heart instead of his head. Signs
of selflessness are huge indicators
that he’s in love.
4. Signs that he is in love with you:
He touches you in public
Most guys have no qualms about
touching their girlfriends in
private. With public displays of
affection, however, they can be a
little more hesitant. When your
man puts his arm around you in
public, he’s both proudly
announcing to the world that
you’re together and making a
protective gesture. Another love
gesture: when he starts offering
the hugs and cuddles you crave,
with no expectation of s*x. He
wants to serve you with physical
touch, not use it just to get what he
wants.
5. Signs that he is in love with you:
He wants to take care of you
Women often roll their eyes at
men’s “fix it” instincts; and while
he may not be able to fix every
bad day, the fact that he tries only
points to the fact that he deeply
cares about you. He wants to make
things better. He wants to provide
for you, practically and
emotionally. He wants to make you
smile. When he puts in the effort
to comfort and reassure you, he’s
saying “I love you” in both word
and deed.
6. Signs that he is in love with you:
He wants you to love his family
Does he want you to meet
everyone who’s important to him?
When he’s ready to introduce you
to people who matter most — and
is equally eager to meet your
friends and family — he has no
intentions of going anywhere. He’s
proud to be with you and wants
his family to fall in love with you,
too.
7. Signs that he is in love with you:
He’s not afraid to fight — or
apologize
Sometimes it takes a fight or two
to understand just how strong a
relationship is. A man in love is
one who isn’t afraid of conflict —
or apologies. Instead, he fights
fair, respects you when things get
rocky, listens to your perspective,
hates to see you upset, and wants
to resolve things well. “Love
means never having to say you’re
sorry” is the most inaccurate
movie tagline ever. (Sorry, “Love
Story.”) Love means dropping the
pride, admitting when you’re
wrong and never being afraid to
say you’re sorry.
8. Signs that he is in love with you:
“We” has replaced “I”
Listen to his word choices. When
he starts using words like “we,”
“us,” and “Team Awesome” —
Each guy will have his own way to
describe the unit you’ve become —
he’s not thinking of himself as a
single man anymore. You’re now
part of his life. And he loves that.
9. Signs that he is in love with you:
When he talks about the future,
you’re in it
Does he make plans for the future
that include you? Did he invite you
to his buddy’s wedding next fall?
Does he joke about your future
children together? When he’s got
a future with you on his mind, he’s
already decided that he has no
intentions of letting you go.
10. Signs that he is in love with
you: He says so
If he says he loves you, believe
him. A man in love can’t keep it to
himself for long.
Source: eharmony.com

I wish I am the king of england

me I dont look out for the price anymore I look out for the specs I look out for that phone thats gonna satisfy me

Joblessness mtschew

The consternation caused by first-dates with a new person
is a timeless, age-old dilemma that never goes out of style.
The decisions abound, from what to wear, what to say and
where to go?
While we can’t advise you on what to say the first time
you go out with someone, and we’re not about to
deliberate on fashion choices, here are 10 suggestions to
facilitate your decision of where to take someone on a first
date:
1. Meet her/him for dinner. It may not
break new ground in the pantheon of dating ideas,
but there are few better ways to get to know a
person on a first date than over dinner. Do it at a
casual restaurant rather than a four-star
establishment. And don’t make the mistake Mark
Ratner did when he brought Stacey to the
German restaurant on their first date in “Fast
Times at Ridgemont High”—for Gosh sakes, bring
enough money to cover the meal!
2. Take them to lunch . It represents less
pressure on the part of both parties on the date if
the meeting is taking place in the daytime. Not
only is it light out, but lunch usually brings with it
inherent time limits—a key component just in case
you two don’t hit it off and are looking for the
escape hatch soon after getting together.
3. Coffee or ice cream. This takes the lunch
philosophy and dials it down even more. Although,
quite famously, when someone asks, “Wanna come
in for coffee?” they don’t always mean coffee, in
this case, meeting over coffee or an ice cream cone
implies little pressure and more of a breather until
(if) you two are able to reach a greater comfort
level with one another.
4. A sporting event . Get tickets to a baseball or
basketball game and take your date there. It isn’t
romantic, but it’s wide open, public, fun, and you’ll
have a natural focal point of conversation (the
game that you’re both watching) to fill in the gaps
in conversation that can be a first-date hazard.
5. Concert. If you both have similar tastes in
music, whether it’s rock, hip-hop or classical, then
concert tickets might be a good point to start off
your potential relationship. Like a ballgame, you’d
be meeting in a public place with lots of people
around and a common point of interest to
generate conversation.
6. Movie . A movie ticket is a lot more expensive
than it used to be, and there isn’t a lot of
opportunity for get-to-know-each-other
conversation in a darkened theater, however the
movies are a reliable go-to choice for a first date.
You could also combine the movie with suggestions
1, 2 or 3. Or you could hang out at home with a
DVD or Netflix movie choice, saving the gas and
the money, but upping the ante in terms of
possible first-date tension.
7. Picnic . Enjoy the great outdoors by packing a
picnic lunch and heading to the park to get to
know each other. It’s breezy, casual and a nice
chance to connect without having to tip a waitress
or concern yourself with the niceties of dining out.
8. The zoo. If you both like nature and wildlife, a
visit to the zoo can be just as much fun with a
first date as it is with a wide-eyed child.
9. The mall . Another public place where you can
walk around, discover common interests and
quietly make fun of the people passing you by is
the mall. There’s plenty to do, plenty to talk
about and the pressure quotient is fairly low.
10. Be active . Take your first date bowling, roller
skating, ice skating, mini-golfing or apple picking.
You’ll be doing something together, hopefully
having fun, and you both might enjoy the
dynamic of a plan that involves something other
than sitting across a table or in a theater or
concert hall with one another.
These tips are no guarantee of date success. Just relax,
don’t be dull, and, again, make sure you have enough
money on hand.
Good luck.

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Olazy239: rili,but d guys own is very intresting

thanks jare

Olazy239: rili,but d guys own is very intresting

thanks jare

100Cents: My dear, the country needs God's intervention. So many jobless youths.

No industries. Palm oil is being mixed with chemicals to have more volume..

now that's hilarious

100Cents: My dear, the country needs God's intervention. So many jobless youths.

No industries. Palm oil is being mixed with chemicals to have more volume..

now that's hilarious

chukwuma101: Following.

Lols

ndnuray: Ahhh, u must be a gay

lol no am not oh

am0s: i dnt want to know
we dnt want to know

the door iz open! you can leave

temigracie: ....so true....When we are inlove, we say and do alot of silly things....

lol that's so true!!! hahahaha

1. Girls don’t always know what they want.
2. Say something sweet, she likes it. This is one of
the best things that you guys should always remember
doing, as often as you could especially when she’s not
in the mood. A little appreciation about how good she
is looking in your date and when she smells great is
something that would put a smile on her face even
just for a while and would soon ease the tensions
within her.
3. Girls always think that they could look better, so
guys should inform them of their beauty.
4. Never compare her to other women, even your own
mom.
5. Girls try to hint at what they want from guys,
they don’t like to say it.
6. A guys girlfriend wants to be the only hand that
he wants to hold.
7. If girls flirt with their guy friends in front of their
boyfriends, it usually doesn’t mean anything except that
they’ve been friends with that guy longer then you
have been their boyfriend. Don’t get offended.
8. If a girl wants to meet a guys family, let them. It
means they care.
9. When a girl will ditch her friends to hang out with
a guy, its a big deal.
10. Girls don’t like to like guys that aren’t over their
ex-girlfriends.
11. Girls don’t like to talk about ex’s.
12. If you call a girl “Hot” it doesn’t mean anything.
13. When a girl doesn’t feel good, she doesn’t talk
much.
14. If a girl is mad at her boyfriend, she doesn’t want
to say anything about it, she just wishes he’d know.
15. When girls don’t want to talk about their ex-
boyfriend, shes probably not completely over him.
16. If a girl will sit by her boyfriend’s friends, she
really cares about him.
17. When a guy still loves a girl at her worst look, it
lets her think that he is sincere about her.
18. Girls love surprises and gifts especially during
important occasions. A girl may expect something from
her boyfriend but that doesn’t mean she’s a gold
digger.
19. Girls love to cuddle!
20. If a girl will be a guys girlfriend, she really likes
him.
50 THINGS I WISH MY BOYFRIEND KNEW.
21. All girls flirt, some don’t mean it.
22. Girls like it when guys ask advice from them.
This action just shows that you trust her, and that
she’s someone you can count on.
23. Girls already know the truth even before they
ask you. So be careful guys.
24. If a girl likes a certain item of clothing that her
boyfriend wears, he should wear it more.
25. When girls write guys notes, that guy should keep
them.
26. If a guy remembers something important to a girl
that she said and he brings it up later, it makes that
girls feel special.
27. Girls want a guy to prove that there not all the
same.
28. If a girl admits that she misses a guy, she really
does.
29. Girls hesitate to fall in love because they always
assume they’ll get hurt. Prove to your girl you won’t
hurt her.
30. Girls feel flattered if a guy would greet him first
in their special occasions (e.g. monthsaries, anniversaries,
etc.) because a guy tend to be forgetful.
31. Girls love it when guys say sweet things in front
of their friends, but understand if they don’t
32. If a girl tells a guy she was talking about him
with her friends, its always about something good.
33. She doesn’t expect you to read her mind; she
wants you to ask her.
34. Sometimes, girls test guys to see how they’ll
react.
35. If a guy knows a girl isn’t over her ex-boyfriend,
don’t call her out on it, show her how much better
you are.
36. Girls love to be stared at sometimes. Looking
straight in her eyes tells something, this melts her
heart especially when she is attracted to you.
37. Girls like guys who can protect her.
38. If a girl really wants to be with a guy, she’ll
make sure it happens.
39. Girls don’t like too flirty guys. Flirting with a lot
of girls simply means you’re not a one-woman-man;
remember that actions speak louder all the time.
40. If a girl is still in love with someone else, they
will never say anything bad about them.
41. When a girl slow dances with her boyfriend in the
kitchen, with no music on, thats when he knows she’s
in love with him.
42. Girls sometimes think if you love them more than
you love your exes. And sometimes conclude that you
are still not over with your last ex-girlfriend.
43. Changing for the better will let her stick with
you. It simply means that you want to grow with her
inside the relationship you are building.
44. Girls are more observant than guys think.
45. When girls say NO, it only means keep trying.
Girls are inconsistent, especially when deciding for their
guy’s interests.
46. When you meet your girlfriend’s mom and she says
she’s heard a lot about you, trust her.
47. Girls love to be spoiled. They sometimes have this
childish part of them that really comes out especially
when they want something really badly.
48. If a girl lays her head on her guys chest and
just listens to his heartbeat, she’s listening to see if
it will tell her what he’s thinking.
49. Be protective, but not too much. She likes it
when you care for her, but not to the point of
choking her at times.
50. Girls think too much.

51. When girls say nothing is wrong, shes lying.
Everything is wrong.
52. If a girl’s heart has been shattered, she’ll be
hesitant to talk about her problems to a guy at first.
53. Sharing your future family plans is important to
her. This is your chance to show her how serious you
are, especially when you are ready to have a family
with her.
54. If a girl dumps a guy because she thinks she
can’t make him happiest, that’s love.
55. Girls feel insecure with their boyfriend’s ex-
girlfriend.
56. Girls like to be called beautiful all the time.
Complimenting how she looks is a big deal for her,
telling her how beautiful she is more than enough.
57. Girls love it when guys say they love something
about them, like their smile.
58. Girls are good detectives. Some just does not
open it up with their boyfriend.
59. Knowing her likes and dislikes is cool for her.
This means that you are that interested to get to
know her better and to make ways to make her
happy.
60. Girls love romantic guys. Kiss her under the rain
and in front of your family and friends, it’s not that
hard.
61. If a girl wants you to be with her, you’ll know it.
62. If you break a girls heart, she’ll never be the
same.
63. When a girl holds a guys hand, she never wants
to let it go.
64. Never underestimate the feelings a girl has for
her boyfriend.
65. If a girl really loves you, she won’t be able to
see anything bad about you.
66. Girls are sometimes drama queens, but you are
not allowed to call her that. It would make the whole
situation worst, just go with the flow and be the man
she needs for the moment.
67. If a girl thinks you’ll judge her for something,
she’ll never open up to you fully.
68. When a girl tells you about things she loves, like
staring at stars or listening to the rain, shes falling
for you.
69. Girls adore guys who don’t only think about sex.
70. It hurts girls to dump guys.
71. If a girl really cares about a guy, you can see it
in her eyes.
72. Girls can flirt with every guy around, but at the
end of the day, she’ll be watching the sun set with
the one she truly loves.
73. If a girl tells you a secret, don’t ever let it go.
74. When girls hear about their boyfriend bragging
about the little things, like watching tv together, it
makes them appreciate him more.
75. Girls hate it when guys ignore them.
76. Girls never touch guys by accident.
77. Hugging her without a reason is a very sweet
thing for her, especially when you do it surprisingly.
78. When a girl asks a guy what their thinking, they
really do care.
79. First rule when you enter her life, never cheat!
You would want to think twice before getting involved
with two girls at the same time. It’s just whether one
girl would stick with you, or both girls would slap and
make the hell out of you, so be sure that you are
really a good guy when you are looking for a good
girl.
80. Girls love special things especially when it’s given
as a surprise. Do something special for her sometimes.
Doing something like giving her flowers and stuff toys
just for no reason would make her day very important
and worth remembering. Making girls feel exceptional
would make them feel good about themselves as and
will take away some of their insecurities as well.
81. Girls look at the other girls that their boyfriend is
with as their enemy.
82. Girls hate it when their guy friends make fun of
their boyfriend.
83. Try to be interested with her interests. Girls
would really appreciate a guy who makes an effort to
blend-in with her hobbies.
84. Make time for her. The time that you give her is
very important for her, and as much as possible any
disturbances should not be an option for you or else
she will feel taken for granted.
85. If a girl hates someone, her boyfriend should
probably not talk to them.
86. A good way to make a girl mad is not trust her
when she’s being honest.
87. Walk her home after a date, she wants to feel
safe. Even if girls do not say it, they want to be
walked safely to their homes. Doing this as a
gentleman would be a very big thing, especially for girls
who just observing you if you can really take care of
them.
88. Girls love it when the guy doesn’t take long to
reply and keep the conversation going.
89. Girls want to feel that your proud of having
them. They may not tell you but sometimes they want
you to show them off to your family and friends.
90. Treat your girl right, or someone else will.
91. If a girl laughs at a guys every joke, she likes
him.
92. Don’t make her say something repeatedly. This
manner would really pick something on girls, and if you
keep on asking her about something for the 3rd and
4th time, it just shows and means that you are not
interested and not listening carefully to what she is
talking about.
93. Girls know when a guy is lying.
94. Girls are way too forgiving. Don’t take advantage
of it.
95. If a girl says your important to her, its true.
96. When girls hold their boyfriends tight, they never
want to let that moment go.
97. Girls remember little things the most.
98. When a girl is being serious, listen to her.
99. When guys tell something meaningful, girls treasure
it. Your evocative words that catch girl’s attention
would really last a lifetime in their hearts.

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Whizpeter: Now I know!!

Lol that's cool man

Unless you are coming
from Mars, you must have
heard or even created a
Facebook account to
socialize with friends and
family. We all owe this to
a young billionaire/
entrepreneur who is
currently the CEO of
Facebook Inc, Mark
Zuckerburg.
Here are some interesting
yet little known facts you
probably never knew
about the 30 year old
Social Network “Hero”.
1. Where you wondering
why blue was the choice
color for Facebook? Well,
Mark is red and green
color blind. Meaning he
sees more of blue than any
other color. He once
reportedly said to ABC
News, “Blue is the richest
color for me. I can see all
of blue.”
2. He got job offers when
he was still in high school
from both AOL and
Microsoft after he created
Synapse, a program that
used artificial intelligence
to learn users’ music-
listening habits.
3. Mark Zuckerberg’s
interest in programming
was actually triggered by
his parents after they
gifted him the book C++
for Dummies.
4. He invented Facemash
in 2003. A program that he
created for finding out
who the most attractive
person on campus was,
and that was a year before
creating facebook. The
domain Facemash.com
was later sold in 2010 for $
30201.
5. You can’t block Mark
on facebook.
6. He started Facebook
with the domain
TheFacebook.com on
February 4th, 2004. It was
actually meant for
university grads back
then, but was thrown
open to the public in 2006.
7. In Facebook’s early
days, Mark used to hand
out a business card that
read “I’m CEO B***h”.
8. He owns a Hungarian
sheepdog named Beast,
who has a Facebook page
with 1.5 million fans.
9. When Mark applied into
Harvard University, he
listed French, Hebrew,
Latin, and ancient Greek
as languages he could read
and write.
10. Mark started learning
Mandarin-Chinese in 2010
to be able to communicate
with his girl friend’s
(Chan) family since they
were Chinese.
11. He got married to Chan
on May 19, 2012 in the
backyard of the
newlyweds’ Palo Alto,
Calif., home.
12. By July 2011,
Zuckerberg became the
most-followed user on
Google’s social network
Google+, overtaking
Google co-founders Larry
Page and Sergey Brin.
13. You can find Mark on
Twitter @finkd with over
300K followers as at time
of post and just 19 tweets.
14. Zuckerberg considers
himself an atheist.
15. He has remained a
Vegetarian since 2011.
16. His favorite musicians
include Daft Punk, Lady
Gaga, Shakira and
Rihanna.
17. He became the world’s
youngest billionaire at the
age of 23 in 2008
according to a Forbes
estimate. Then, he was
ranked 785 on the World’s
Billionaires list.
18. His full name is Mark
Elliot Zuckerberg and he
was born on May 14, 1984,
in White Plains, New York
into a comfortable, well-
educated family.

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