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chai...
I am a victim of this method of pooing
my girl spent 5 days in ma house and I
didn't catch pooing throughout her stay.
when I asked her she said she finds it difficult to
poo at a place that's not her home. and I believed butmarvelled.

I even went online to search how not to poo for 5 days, but couldn't find any
concrete answer. cos I for one poo every day. at least once

OP you made a strong points there.
goin to school is not same thing as being educated.

I am a living example on that.
I dropped out of secondary school.
thought myself photography, Cinematography
and graphics design. today I've trained over
15 graduates and have 3 as employees.

school is good but education is more important!

Ani Obinna Factual is an actor and a multi media practitioner. He
became popular when his pictures went viral as popular actor,
Nonso Diobu’s twin brother.
Several reports went viral that he was impersonating Nonso to
scam his fans. In an exclusive chat with ENCOMIUM Weekly on
Friday, June 27, 2014, during a courtesy visit , he opened up for
the first time on the rumour alleging he was also a victim of the
scammer.
Can
you
tell us
about
yourself?
I am Ani Obinna Factual. I am from Enugu State from a family of
seven. I am an actor and into multimedia.
People believe that you are Nonso Diobu’s look-alike?
Yes, that’s what people say. When I look deeply into the mirror I
know we have our differences. It all began in 2009. Someone
approached me and said I resembled him. I went online, got his
pictures and as a graphic person, I compared and contrasted and
it seemed we were alike.
People hardly differentiate the two of us. The pictures went viral
online and became the talk of the town. Bloggers called us twins
and some gossiped I was his missing brother.
There was an allegation online that you have been using his
pictures to scam his fans?
It’s but what’s false about it is that I was also a victim of the
impersonator. Let me brief you on how the issue began. When my
pictures went viral, a lot of people became my fans on social
media. Since I am into movie production, I decided to shoot a
movie that would feature Nonso and I as look alike.
I made some contacts but my effort to reach him was unfruitful. I
decided to locate him on facebook but failed.
However, a blogger wrote a story on Nonso having an issue with
Tonto Dikeh. Someone responded with Nonso’s twitter account
and I believed he was the real one. I followed him and he
responded. He said my missing brother. The person called me and
I was happy and we became friends as we chatted and spoke on
phone. I told him about the movie and he decided to help out.
The impersonator said I should help him out with phone
configuration and customised SMS. I created an account for him.
All these while we never met. Later, I told him how much he would
collect for the movie. He said he will encourage me and just give
him anything. I said I have N100,000. I just said it because I knew
it sounded ridiculous for a professional like him. He said he will
accept that.
I was shocked but elated. I asked how would I get the script
across to him. He said I should come to Anambra State. I was on
my way to Abakaliki to shoot a movie. Thus, I decided to branch
at his place so we could seal the movie deal. On getting to
Anambra, I called but no response. I was about giving up when he
called back that he was engaged and that I should come over to
Awka. I went there but sadly, his phone became incommunicado. I
was forced to lodge at a hotel.
That was when I started suspecting foul play. The next day, he
called and apologized that there was an emergency. Later, he
called that he was stranded and couldn’t get a call card. I sent
him N1,500 card. What nailed him was when he said I should
lodge the N100,000 into his account and that he needed N100,000
because he was stranded.
That was when I knew he was a scammer. I just asked how he
was able to hack into Nonso’s account and he switched off the
phone. Then he blocked me from all his social media. It was then
a friend of mine sent me a link where it was reported that I have
been using my pictures to scam Nonso’s fans. I saw the link and
it was my picture. Only few would know it wasn’t Nonso. I was
confused because the news was everywhere.
It was then it dawned on me that the impersonator had been
using my pictures too to defraud people. What happened was that
during our relationship, he would ask me to send my pictures and
he would use them on his twitter. In less than 10 minutes people
commented thinking it was Nonso.
I never knew he used those pictures to scam them. I was also a
victim.
Have you ever seen or met Nonso Diobu?
No. I have not. It was my quest to meet him that has landed me
into this mess.
Have you complained to the police?
I have not but after due consultation, I decided to clear my name
and that’s why I am opening up for the first time. But we have
concluded plans to inform the Police PPRO, Ngozi Braide about the
issue.

encomium.ng/i-never-impersonated-nonso-diobu-says-look-alike-ani-factual/

OSCAR PISTORIUS: 5 THINGS LADIES SHOULD LEARN FROM THE DEATH OF REEVA STEENKAMP

Oscar Pistorius has denied the premeditated murder of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp by shooting her through a locked lavatory door early on February 14 last year. He has said he believed she was an intruder and acted to protect himself and Steenkamp. The prosecution says he killed her deliberately after a row.
Are there lessons ladies should learn from this incident? Here, I have attempted  five lessons ladies should glean from that ugly incident.
 
DO NOT TOLERATE VIOLENCE IN RELATIONSHIPS
No woman should condone violence in relationships. Violence they say begets violence. Reeva is no longer alive to recount her experiences in the hands of Oscar, on the same hand Oscar is fighting hard to convince the world that Reeva was murdered in error. That is precisely what happens to most women in violent relationships. When they are murdered their partners cook up all sorts of stories to twist the arm of justice or get minimum sentence. So ladies, please do not stay in violent relationships. It doesn’t have to be as violent as Oscar’s. Violence in a relation includes slapping, kicking, shoving, pushing or the use of swear words on you. Never condone such in your relationship, don’t give any man the right to treat you like a piece of rag.

HAVE AT LEAST ONE PERSON YOU ALWAYS TELL ABOUT YOUR WHEREABOUTS
There’s need for you to have at least one person you tell about your movements especially when you are in a new relationship. Tell somebody your whereabouts; don’t always hide everything from everybody.  Let somebody know when you are visiting your date. And tactically let your date know also that your friend or mother is aware that you are in his house. It may sound ridiculous,however, these are the little things that might save one’s life.

DON’T ENGAGE IN HOT EXCHANGES WITH YOUR MAN
When you are on a visit to your date and for whatever reason an argument ensues, be mindful of the way he sounds before you engage him. If you feel intimidated, excuse yourself and leave his house. Always make it abundantly clear to your man that you do not entertain violent behaviour. Don’t worry, you won’t lose him!

NEVER ENGAGE YOUR MAN IN A FIGHT
Please never engage your man in a fight for whatever reason. Please never! In the face of extreme provocation, kindly take a walk from the scene. I am not in any way saying Reeva fought Oscar, no! I just needed to add this point that engaging your man in a fisticuffs is never in your  best interest. Please desist from that!

FINAL POINT
On a lighter note, if you cry almost every day in your relationship; sit down and ask yourself “am I dating a human being or a bulb of onion?”

Goodmorning my lovely friends. God bless you and happy weekend.

pls I want to study more on film making.
do you know of any film school in South Africa
that is reliable and possibly affordable.

I've searched online and found AFDA but
it seems expensive to compare my budget.

so I'll be grateful if you can refer me to one
especially the one you know about personally
or someone that havestudied there.

thanks in advance for your reply...

it's very simple!
oyibo does not believe in impossibility!
if u can imagine it. you can achieve it.

chai....
deres god oooh
so Nigeria is now draft that Nigeria Army and boko haram are play.
today boko haram claims, tomorrow army reclaims...
nna nsognu di

tobtap: y attack...the op didnt insult any tribe...just offered flawed opinions

I'm not advising to attack.
but I know many of them
will believe this thread
favored the Igbos more
than them. so they'll surely
attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!

I'm patiently waiting for this time bomb u set to explode!!!
Yorubas, Oya attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!

suwailad: I plead with the APC, please field Governor Fashola as Your Candidate.
Dispel the feelings that APC is a northern party when we all know APC stands for Change.
Fashola has been a stalwart of APC since inception, he is not among the stomach-infrastructure badeggs that decamped from the evil PDP looking for favors. He is the man Nigeria wants.

Governor Fashola will win with a landslide never heard off in the history of Nigeria if he contests under your umbrella as President.

This is an emotional plea to save this entity called Nigeria.

Fashola/Tambuwal for 2015!

you just made me realize that whatever runs in one's mind is already running in someone else's mind.
what you just wrote is exactly my thought.
I'm an Igbo man. but I vote 100% for Fashola. he's man of the masses! anyone that can rule Lagos very well can even rule Nigeria Better. team Fashola should pls strike LIKE

love this

diamond4life: good. but knowledge is power and power is wisdom. but we all av our very special area of interests. eg i didnt usually get less than a distinction in maths throughout my school days, but am not using it at all in my chosen career. (the answer is -3 by using bodmas)

thanks for ur understanding bro.
I tot you'd call me foolish like the regular Nairalanders.
I'm into multimedia and the little maths I know is sustaining me.

the causes are these....
too much of shouting
too much igbo ; weed
Alomo, Chelsea, ori malu
koboko, kpakurumo, yahuu,
elders, osomo just to name few

diamond4life: no u missed the correct answer is -3

well it's possible ur answer is correct.
I can't argue cos I don't know anything in maths.
but I can count even billions of naira.

diamond4life: ok do this fast. 2 + 2 x 2 - 4 x 2 - 2 / 2 = ?.

the answer is 3

diamond4life: ok do this fast. 2 + 2 x 2 - 4 x 2 - 2 / 2 = ?.

the answer is 3

TheRealAdonye: I stopped liking Maths when they started adding letters to it.. If na only numbers, I for don win this prize tey tey..

exactly what happened to me...
2a x 12x = 24ax find y...

how do u expect me to pass maths??

nice move! I've being hoping for this for long

Rossikki: Actually they came to loot your resources. They were also banking that enough thick dunderheads like you would believe they came for the reasons you listed. You proved them right.



Akwa Ibom state alone has done more for its people in the last 7 years than the colonialists did in all of Nigeria in 63 years.




Enugu State alone has constructed more miles of roads in the last 7 years than the colonialists built in the entire Nigeria in 63 years. Can you name a single dual carriageway built anywhere in Nigeria before 1960? As for schools, thank your lucky stars your were born after independence, or you would have been in the village now, tilling the soil with a hoe and matchete, or hunting rabbits, or tapping palm wine like your forbears, illiterate as a brick.



And you are simply a hopelessly uninformed, ignorant colonial lapdog, and dunce to boot.

you quoted everything I wrote except for one.
why didn't your great grand fathers use those
resources for something meaningful?

being a critic doesn't mean you can do better.
you are here talking cos u are not unlucky to be
borne during those stone/dark ages.

I'm not saying Oyibos did us 100% good.
but they did us more good than harm.

the rails they built could not be maintained
by ur government. the schools they built same
thing, the hospitals and clinics they built in remote
villages could not be well managed by your government....

Rossikki: You are the dumbest compound he-goat on this forum. Look at butt nak.ed, malnourished kids standing there, after a full 60 years of uninterrupted British rule of the country, a clear testament to the massive corruption of the British rulers and their utter and complete disregard for, and neglect of the citizenry, even as they exported resources worth countless billions in today's money year on year uninterrupted from 1897 up to that 1952. And you are THANKING them? THANKING them? I mean, some of you are definitely cursed to be dumb and stup.id wherever it concerns white people. I don't know what jazz the whites did on you people. Even when they are killing and strangling you, you profess love for them. Instead of you to thank your lucky stars for independence, and the consequent massive progress we've made under indigenous rule compared to this nasty, ugly image of colonial failure and neglect, you're talking illiterate nonsense "thanking" your "colonial masters"? The colonialists built not one university in the entire country in their 63 year rule. When they were driven out in 1960, our literacy rate was less than 8%. Today that figure stands at 74% thanks to indigenous rule, which saw the building of thousands of schools across the nation, plus 135 universities at last count. In other areas like infrastructure, health, etc, the story is the same, ie only after the colonialists left did we start to see reasonable development.

you are a cursed hopeless pig. destined to be murdered your own wife.
why won't I thank Oyibo? when they left their home country just to come to
educate and bring us out of bondage and diseases. if your present government can do just half of what your colonial masters did, Nigeria would have become a paradise by now. how many new roads has the government build for the past 20 yrs. (I don't means rehabilitation) how many new schools have they constructed??

guy you simply an ingrate! nothing goes for nothing my brother. if they exported natural resourceful worth billions of Naira, why didn't. your great grand fathers use those to do something meaningful??

anu mpama!

I can't stop thanking our colonial masters for bringing us out of darkness.

mahn my experience about sleeping in the church should be the toughest and worse.
I am a Jehovah's witness, so when I started newly, the whole thing looks boring and strange to me.
so WHENEVER I come to church I must sleep. there was one day, I was deeply asleep that I even started dreaming. and as if they know of people like me, they make sure that each chair is far from another.
so each time I try to lean on the chair before me it won't work. then I decided to distract myself by pinching my palm, but that wouldn't stop me from sleeping, I then upgraded to biting my finger, I didn't know when I bit myself so hard that I have to shout to the hearing of the whole congregation. I so ashamed that I wished the ground could open for me to enter.

after that Sunday, I now changed my seat position to front. where there will be no chair for me to learn on.

pls does any know the exact prize of power bike plate number??

God save us from this Enemies of humanity!!

but why is it hard/impossible to talk about success without mentioning America
90% of the people mentioned here are Americans, does it mean that other countries
don't have people that failed and later succeeded? or that they they don't record it

Could it b that Africans dont really keep/have records?

this is one topic I'd love to follow.
I'm not fully an Atheist, but a free
thinker for now. it's possible there
is/are a/some supernatural being/s
out there. but until they make themselves
known one on one to me. I may wish to
remain the way I am now.

this is why I feel more happy and comfortable that I don't believe in Religion

Ibafo/Magboro; Ogun/Lagos state.

this is one opportunity you can't afford to miss.
we are giving 50% discount to all second
school students that just finished writing exams...

Meestique: Hehe..! Dis guy go don share bed taya.

buhahaha... u no go say what u think... dey there de form Holier-than-though