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PoliticsRe: 2000 ACN Members Defect To PDP In Ogun State by obisage(m): 9:31am On May 13, 2013
I call them 2, 000 zombie. They are only interested in where they will be shared rice, salk, ankara and 1, 000 they used to give them in every meeting they have.
I was a member of ACN During the last election... and in our meetings we contribute money to help the party and also transport ourselves to conventions.
So these are hungry desperate zombies!!!
EducationRe: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by obisage(m): 12:31pm On May 12, 2013
This (naira) land is not for sale
Buyers beware of 419






I will be back... let me compile my story cos it's long
Nairaland GeneralNigeriapolice Inserts Iron In A Woman's Vagina (video) by obisage(op): 11:56am On May 03, 2013
I could finish watching thieves video before I started crying
Brutality at it's highest order

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b4K1vV6wyw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
PoliticsCrazy Facts About Northan Nigeria by obisage(op): 6:54pm On Apr 24, 2013
* Vice President - North.
* Senate President - North.
* Speaker House of Reps - North.
* PDP National Chairman - North.
* Head of Service - North.
* INEC Chairman - North. * Inspector General of Police - North.
* CBN Governor - North.
* Chief Justice of federation - North.
* President Court of Appeal - North.
* EFCC Chairman - North.
* President Federal high court - North.
* National Security Adviser - North.
* Chief of Defense Staff - North.
* Controller, Customs Service - North.
* Controller Prison Services - North.
* Richest man in Africa - North.
* 85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners.
* 80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners.
* 99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners
* Boko Haram - North. * Anti- Biafra - Northerners.
Jokes EtcRe: Share Funny Nigerian Memes by obisage(m): 3:55pm On Apr 22, 2013
mine

PoliticsRe: Kidnapped Lagos Council Chairman Relives Ordeal by obisage(m): 3:38pm On Apr 22, 2013
why must every issue in Nigeria be politicised and attribued to PDP
and GEJ led Government
I am not a PDP fan but we should be factual sometimes

no reason is good enough to engage in crime of any sort
i know countries that are less developed than Nigeria and also have low crime rate
PoliticsRe: I’ll Run For Presidency In 2015, Says Buhari by obisage(m): 8:03am On Apr 18, 2013
i know Buhari can not afford not to stop contesting.
sometimes i wish he could be given like 1 yr trial period to rule Nigeria.
because he has cried enough,
sometimes he crys as though the transformation of Nigeria only lies in his hands
PhonesRe: Facebook VS Google: Battle To Acquire Whatsapp by obisage(m): 9:39am On Apr 08, 2013
Google is the best pls
they know the best way to improve apps
look at YouTube today
look at Google map.
in fact am a fan of any app that comes from Google...
FashionRe: Vogue Features Unclad Male Model In Its Latest Edition by obisage(m): 10:36pm On Apr 04, 2013
so he can't even have a good shave??
i see anyone with pubic hairs as immature and indecent sad
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Decode This Pix by obisage(op): 10:42pm On Apr 02, 2013
VillageBoi: But I live under a rock that is even under another rock... but you are even more of a halfwit for thinking I'd give a sh*t that you know who Czar is or that is what even influenced my comment... I have a brain of my own you know.

I made my comment based on your nonzenze of coming here and posting such a stupid statement "I challenge anybody to even try to tell me how this magic was done."... so what gave YOU the right to assume everyone is just too stupid to know how it was done?

And you even came back to reply to me with some teary eyed - "Mommie, mommie see these people, na me do am the magic if anybody know how to did it let them talk now because na only me know am."... you stupid goat!
village boy indeed! grin
gringrin grin grin

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Decode This Pix by obisage(op): 7:51pm On Apr 02, 2013
VillageBoi: Hahahaha... he obviously doesn't understand why people have no interest in responding to his 'super photo' threads. First it's a very basic photo that any 5yr old can make. Secondly he asks if anyone can explain how it was done hahahaha... does he really think just because he copied something he saw only 'discovered' yesterday that everyone on the planet lives under a rock in some bush and we'll be tearing our hair out at how such 'amazing' stuff was made?... bwaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
Some people sef, my guy Spy make I follow you SMH too. Hissssss!
so cos czar said his own and I laughed over cos i have know him for sometime now, u allowed ur watery brain to convince u that u have the right to talk to anybody however u like.
if any body can do it. why not simply explain how it was done. or u think everybody does copy and paste like u. that is if u even know how to do that
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Decode This Pix by obisage(op): 11:04am On Apr 01, 2013
spywareczar: Its lyk dis ur best manipulation ever ba, dis d third time Ɣøµ re creating a topic for dis same manip, smh
Czar i was patiently waiting for ur attack. grin grin grin
Art, Graphics & VideoDecode This Pix by obisage(op): 9:17am On Apr 01, 2013
this is my April fool art work.

just wanna know if anyone can explain what happened here.

then post your own art work let's see if others can explain too

let's go....

TV/MoviesRe: Oga On Top Movie Poster by obisage(m): 10:40am On Mar 30, 2013
i don't think that anyone that knows graphics will comment negatively on nollywood concerning this poster. it's a mere graphic work. there is no such movie.
every one is just showing his talent on the innocent man. DJs, Graphic artists,
so this is one of those talent exhibition on "my oga at the top"
Car TalkRe: Painful Car Destruction Scene In A Movie: Share Yours by obisage(m): 10:13pm On Mar 28, 2013
but i hope u knw that most of this property destructions are not real in western movies.
they are technologically advanced, so those things u see are make-believe
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Graphic Designer Needed In Abuja For Hire by obisage(m): 10:57am On Mar 27, 2013
why do u have to put this " grin" ??
does that show any seriousness about this job offer??
Technology MarketRe: My Brandnew TV And Ac-never Opened(one Year Warranty)55k And 50k Respectively by obisage(m): 12:26am On Mar 27, 2013
i am interested on the items,
but why do u wanna sale them hence they are brand new??
and do u stay in Lagos?
Christianity EtcRe: The Rapture Is Near by obisage(m): 11:27pm On Mar 26, 2013
Sunnycliff: May God be merciful on you, so that what you are calling a trash will not trash you in Hell
if am the only one that sees this as trash,
i would have started believing that am wrong
but u can see other people's view.
so it's total trash!
besides, if u wanna go to hell i can show u a faster way
Christianity EtcRe: The Rapture Is Near by obisage(m): 9:45pm On Mar 24, 2013
i wonder who will have time to read all this trash
BusinessRe: I Want To Distribute Your Products by obisage(op): 2:30pm On Mar 15, 2013
thanks to all of you that has showed interest on this topic by sampling your products for me to decide. i have found what am looking for. but i will not hesitate to refer your products to any of my frinds and coligues that shows interest.

thanks once more
BusinessRe: 13 Business Ideas For 2013 by obisage(m): 11:30am On Mar 15, 2013
Donald Yusuf: 5. Photography

If you still see Photography as a venture that could only put peanuts in your pocket, then you’ll have to think again. Photography is big business!

Photography has become such a viable enterprise that operators are making millions from it; I know of a Photographer in Lagos who charges more than N200,000 naira for a single event or contract. Imagine this guy getting 5 contracts in a month. Do the math yourself!

A Photographer in Makurdi-Benue state that I know of, charges a minimum of 70,000 per event (e.g. Weddings), and he is usually booked virtually all Saturdays to cover weddings especially during the December peak periods. And the guy has a photo studio where people still go to take private photo shots. I was in Makurdi for the Christmas celebration last year and i discovered that the guy had bought himself a very clean 406 car. I was very impressed!

Another Photographer I know in Abuja makes millions through his photography business. In fact he is the official photographer of a big government agency, and he drives a Range Rover Sports car, courtesy of photography.
You can start this business on a small scale with just N50,000 naira, which is actually the cost of a Blackberry phone being used by a jobless graduate waiting for the so called “white collar job”.

If you are in Abuja or Lagos, then you should know Studio 24; it’s a Professional Photography service provider with offices in the six regions of the country. Their Abuja office is located at AP mall, Maitama and I guess you know what it takes to rent an office space in Maitama?

Studio 24 started very small some years back in a small room in Kaduna, but today it has grown into a successful business with an annual turnover that runs in millions of naira.
If you could just be innovative, hardworking and smart, this business of Photography can make you financially independent or even a millionaire. You could even become a celebrity Photographer or go into movies if you are really good at what you do.
The opportunities in this business are vast and subject to your creativity, capacity, hard work and imagination. Photography could actually be a nice and fun business to do. Try it! Go under an established Photographer to learn the trade before launching out on your own. Good luck
yes, i am a living witness on this.
i am a professional photographer and it has really changed my life for good
but before going into photography,
there are some things
u must put into consideration

1, learn photography, many people today just go to market,
buy a camera and start to answer photographer,
but that is wrong and not encourable,
u will remain where u started.
am sure you know some people in your area that has done photography for years
but can't even afford to change there shoes??
not that they are not hard working, but cos they lack the basic knowledge

2, equipment, yes, after learning it, u need not just any kind of camera,
but some professional ones. u also need good flash, printers and other accessories

3, good location, that is another very important thing to consider when going into photography
u can't stay in Agege and expect to make it as much as someone staying at Lekki and other expensive parts of Lagos

there are other secrets you need to understand before venturing into photography.
but most importantly is passion. u need to love the job, don't go into it just cos of the money
if you do, the tendency for you to fail is very high.

so if you want to learn/need advice
Photography
photoshop
and other photography related software
contact Factual Digital World @
08032642336
factualy2k@gmail.com
www.factual1.com
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Kills 7 French Hostages - Al-Jazeera by obisage(m): 9:31pm On Mar 09, 2013
bloggernaija: .Ask Algeria especially because the algerian government takes no prisoners when it is a terrorist. No negotiation ,nothing.
this has always being my view! i don't know what a terrorist is doing in the court or even prison
he should be eliminated immediately
hence he wants to kill and also die, he should be killed without any judgments
he should be killed through the most cruel way of dying

the time they are suppose to use to judge our corrupt politicians, they will be waiting it in the court
in the name is judging beasts in human skin
BusinessI Want To Distribute Your Products by obisage(op): 6:18pm On Mar 09, 2013
do you own a company and need your products distributed? or are u a marketer of a particular product?
then we need to talk. i have some money that i want to invest,
but i don't need any stressing business,
i need a business that requires me to just come and pick my products
or if possible, be brought to my shop.
if u have/know any, pls contact me on
08032642336 factualy2k@gmail.com
PoliticsRe: Sack Prof Attahiru Jega Now- Buhari by obisage(m): 7:14pm On Mar 07, 2013
for me, JEGA conducted the most credible election in Nigerian history, and I believe he will do same come 2015,
Nairaland GeneralRe: Putting Minds Together To Achieve Greatness. by obisage(m): 11:16pm On Mar 02, 2013
in fact, OP u are speaking my mind here
i have some money that i don't really know what to invest it into
it's about 400, 0000
but i don't wanna leave it in the bank cos it will not bring me any gain
so i believe i might gain some ideas here where and how i can invest the money


and also i would suggest the OP start by laying some good foundation by giving us some hints
i have some cool ideas to share too but i want some to kick start
HealthRe: Doctor Turns Hospital To Prison by obisage(m): 8:22am On Feb 24, 2013
to be honest, i think we Africans have spare life, cos we can survive in any environment no matter how harsh it. and sometimes we treat each other the way lions treat leopards in the jungle.
BusinessRe: Good Business Transaction Done On Nairaland With A Nairalander by obisage(m): 5:57pm On Feb 21, 2013
niaraland, is really a nice place,
i have done biz with a guy i met here
i helped him manipulate some pix
and he paid me well
i also met some one that helped me
configure my tablet for free browsing here

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