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Agriculture / Re: Starting Up My Fish Farm. by obizzy(m): 11:41am On Apr 13, 2016
mizzyboy007:
it all depends on how large the person wanna start. what's his budget?
oh okay
not quite sure of his budget but i heard him say something within the range of 2.5mill-3mill

he wants to start it big sha..in abuja.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Pose Unclad For Some Guy If He Offer You Good Money? How Much? by obizzy(m): 11:37am On Apr 13, 2016
Stupedinluv:
My answer is a two lettered word with three exclamation marks undecided
nne when its hard currency like dollars and pounds sterlings your answer will change to a three letter word with ten exclamation marks. undecided

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Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married by obizzy(m): 11:33am On Apr 13, 2016
your opinion. So i'm just gonna back off nice and slow. undecided
Romance / Re: If U Were Asked To Pick A Date From Nairaland, Who Would It Be? by obizzy(m): 11:13am On Apr 13, 2016
misshoree:
sorry but how is this your biz?
swerve into a pole and die smiley
Agriculture / Re: Starting Up My Fish Farm. by obizzy(m): 11:11am On Apr 13, 2016
Very nice one there.

Please how much do you advise one to budget on venturing into this business. A friend is seriously considering it.



Thanks in anticipation.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Like Your Knacks Served? by obizzy(m): 11:00am On Apr 13, 2016
rosieluv:
tnkx dear
you're welcome love.
Romance / Re: If U Were Asked To Pick A Date From Nairaland, Who Would It Be? by obizzy(m): 10:51am On Apr 13, 2016
misshoree:
sweet to hear,let me tK you to the sun and prove to you that i know the guy of my dream and he doesnt look like you cheesy
behave!


Ugh!
Jokes Etc / Re: My Stupid Thoughts by obizzy(m): 10:41am On Apr 13, 2016
bros when you reach yaba market,turn left


na so e dey start
Romance / Re: Should I Tell Her I've Never Done It Before by obizzy(m): 10:25am On Apr 13, 2016
geni340:
even if u dont tell her, if shez a pro as u said, she' ll knw itws ur ist time. by d time u start using 30mins just to rmove her bra, & then biting her tips off, or taking too long to put d rubber on, u will giv ursef away. Just b normal, confident, and b in charge. Work ur way through like its a meal...cheers
30mins? Only a douche will take more than 10secs

easy with the exaggerations.



I see boobs @ dp.
Romance / Re: Should I Tell Her I've Never Done It Before by obizzy(m): 9:56am On Apr 13, 2016
Reading your story, j'cole's WET DREAMS comes to mind. God i love that song!



Nigger hasnt been in pussay since he came out one. Op,no need to tell her its your first time. Wont change the fact that you're gonna Bleep up real bad. Thats always the normal scenario. After the whole thung,then you could tell her she just broke your hymen grin


You can do some practice on how to stroke right and watch your sugar intake so you dont burst quick. This should help. [b]Reading your story, j'cole's WET DREAMS comes to mind. God i love that song!



Nigger hasnt been in pussay since he came out one. Op,no need to tell her its your first time. Wont change the fact that you're gonna Bleep up real bad. Thats always the normal scenario. After the whole thung,then you could tell her she just broke your hymen grin


You can do some practice on how to stroke right and watch your sugar intake so you dont burst quick. This should help.
Romance / Re: How Do You Like Your Knacks Served? by obizzy(m): 9:45am On Apr 13, 2016
Estharfabian:
I'd go with 8, if it included drugs...cool



hmmmm she bad!
Science/Technology / Re: Team Of Experts Predicts What The World Will Look Like In 2116. by obizzy(m): 9:40am On Apr 13, 2016
Nigeria will look like in errrm lemme say....need a little help here ??

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Romance / Re: Lets Play A Game! Find A Nairalander Close To You by obizzy(m): 9:16am On Apr 13, 2016
rosieluv:
Ibadan,oyo state at d moment,ah fit dissapear go anoda state for midnyt grin
Noted
Romance / Re: A Woman Nakeds And Beats Up A Lady Who Sleeps Around With Her Husband - Photos by obizzy(m): 9:13am On Apr 13, 2016
Beeytch got served cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Girls So Annoying by obizzy(m): 9:08am On Apr 13, 2016
fzybah:
Body na firewood.. ? She's coming to spend 3 nights not just a day o.... We'll b sleeping on d same bed and u ar expecting me not to bleep ... In fact if she no won do, I will commit her to having fact, If she's just coming to spend a night, I will nt touch her but 3 days and 3 nights... Omo forget , do I look like a mumu?
you took words out of my mouth. Nailed it!!


Iono maybe its just me but each time a girl says i should promise her no sex when she comes. I adhere. Turns out we always end up screwing. I see it as a camouflage so as not to appear cheap. She also wants to know how you'll react to her proposal. Op i'll say you should play along. I can bet my last fuel that you'll knack on the 2nd day. 1st day her shakara mode will be on fleek. Dont push it,let her be great. All the best muchacho.


Real brotherly advice grin
Romance / Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by obizzy(m): 8:49am On Apr 13, 2016
Naomite:


Seriously, dats where u getting it all wrong

Do I look starved 2 u

Dude, I don't do shiit! Respect my body dat much!
yeah yeah spare me. undecided

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Romance / Re: How Do You Like Your Knacks Served? by obizzy(m): 8:45am On Apr 13, 2016
rosieluv:
wetin do my eyes troublemaker
u got lovely eyes. Love struck.
Religion / Re: Kofi Danso Gets Private Jet From Members As Birthday Gift (photos) by obizzy(m): 8:19am On Apr 13, 2016
sammydemperor:


Lol...

The funny thing is that this didn't even happen in Africa, it happened all the way in Canada, meaning ignorance is not a respecter of race or color nor location... It is q weakness of the mind to think for itself
its a ghanian pastor based in canada.

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Romance / Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by obizzy(m): 8:17am On Apr 13, 2016
Naomite:
Dry lies every where undecided


Guys been lying since 3000BC

*Spit on there faces and walk out of thread*
aint our fault you're celibate and havent had good sex in yonks.

Goan use your cucumber.
Romance / Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by obizzy(m): 8:12am On Apr 13, 2016
Duchessree:
like a post I saw on facebook ; Good sex will make bae apologise for things that she didn't do "baby am sorry for what happen in World War II" grin grin grin
Lmao benefits of good dick cant be overemphasized


good sex will also make her agree to do unbelievable things.
"baby i'll trek to China" grin grin
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Four Serial Burglars In Ondo State by obizzy(m): 8:05am On Apr 13, 2016
Every day for the thief one day for the owner.


So dey stole sunlight and toothpaste lmao

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Religion / Re: Kofi Danso Gets Private Jet From Members As Birthday Gift (photos) by obizzy(m): 8:00am On Apr 13, 2016
sammydemperor:


The Lord is watching our utterances... Deep down in our hearts we know the truth, but we just say what needs to be heard by the greater majority... Who am i to judge


Last days loading...
dafuq? He prophesised that he will get a jet and they went ahead and got one for him. Cant they clearly see this pastor is nothing but a businessman. People are suffering yet they saved up their hard earned cash to buy a jet. Sometimes i come to conclude that these pastors dont preach,they brainwash their congregation. And there's some voodoo magic included as well.



I weep for Africa.

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Celebrities / Re: Checkout Omotola Ekeinde's Full Spread For Glitz Africa's Latest Issue (photos) by obizzy(m): 7:49am On Apr 13, 2016
My number one MILF. Such beauty.



Mr. Op opened thread and commented first,thats like sucking your own diccck.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Like Your Knacks Served? by obizzy(m): 7:46am On Apr 13, 2016
Vinshu:
1, 6 and 8.
you're the real MVP

tiri gbosa for you.
Romance / Re: How Do You Like Your Knacks Served? by obizzy(m): 12:33am On Apr 13, 2016
rosieluv:
chai na u sef, i lyk my own on d roof of a hauz
Lol what i do?


Hmmm hope you wont fall down while trying to change styles sha grin

by the way,ur eyes in your dp though!
Romance / How Do You Like Your Knacks Served? by obizzy(m): 11:04pm On Apr 12, 2016
Hello ladies and gents


i need sincere answers. I just wanna know.

How do you like your sex served?


(1) Sex when its raining + its cold


(2) Sex with a total stranger.


(3) Sex + alcohol?


(4) Sex + performance booster e.g alomo,spanish fly,baby oku etc


(5) Sex + kush grin



(6) Sex at illegal places e.g toilets of eatries,top of skyscraper.



(7) Sex + drugs.




(cool Sex + chains,whips and intimacy gadgets.



(9) Normal boring sex :/



(10) Rape.



(11) Add yours grin




For me sex + kush got my heart.
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Introverts Now Rule The World by obizzy(m): 10:29pm On Apr 12, 2016
Proud introvert.
Romance / Re: 9 Reasons Why Girls Don't Like And Can't Love You!!! by obizzy(m): 10:07pm On Apr 12, 2016
Last i checked money still changeth all things,answereth all BS...ominichanger/ominianswerer.
Romance / Re: Long Dick And Small Dick Which Will Female Go 4 by obizzy(m): 9:24am On Apr 12, 2016
Enuff of the preek talk already! If you want long prick,go and date aboki. They dont castrate them. The length and width of their third legs will awe you..




But after one sex romp,Body go tell you. grin
Romance / Re: GUYS: What Is The First Thing U Do When Expecting A Lady. by obizzy(m): 9:20am On Apr 12, 2016
Chimezie198:
why him no go change am? boxers him dey wear since 4days
2 months actually grin




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