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Sports / Re: Is Wrestling An Entertainment Or Real Fight by obizzy(m): 7:30am On Apr 11, 2016
WWE - world wrestling ENTERTAINMENT


who still believes wrestling is real? How old are you? Nine? wrestling is scripted,so fake! I used to be a fan until Daniel Bryan (little man) beat the whole Shield (3 hefty guys) all at once. Then i gave up.
Romance / Re: Am I Wrong by obizzy(m): 7:25am On Apr 11, 2016
Estharfabian:
[i]Lol.grin

Oh. thanks....; )
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yeah you're welcome dearie.


Morning,wish you a blessed day ahead. Muah!
Celebrities / Re: Meet Kenechukwu Ezeh Beautiful Naija Female Barber Who Does Magic With Clipper by obizzy(m): 11:17pm On Apr 10, 2016
God knows i'll let this preety woman give me fresh trims like that even if she charges 2k.
Romance / Re: Should I Worry About Her Size? by obizzy(m): 10:58pm On Apr 10, 2016
jojosweet:
just stick with ur bony girls biko before u ruin someone's self esteem in ur bid to change her. Change ko Sai baba ni!
who is this fat,bag of filth quoting me? Away! Go back into your shell! You're taking too much space. Your comment is making my phone hang sef. Be gone!!!
Romance / Re: Help ...im Sex Starved! by obizzy(m): 9:41pm On Apr 10, 2016
kcid:
rape her
calling you stupeed will be an insult to stupeed people,so i'll just pass.
Romance / Re: What's The Nicest Thing Anyone Has Ever Done For You? by obizzy(m): 9:27pm On Apr 10, 2016
Bringing me to existence and making me the man i am today.


Thank you mummy.




Shalla to my haters...y'all give me the motivation to conquer and be better than i was yesterday. I still got so much love for y'all haters. One love.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by obizzy(m): 9:20pm On Apr 10, 2016
Jesus christ wannabe
nobody fit be like my Jesus.
Travel / Re: The Most Kind And Humble Nigerian Military Officer I Met Travelling To Abuja by obizzy(m): 9:03pm On Apr 10, 2016
"kind" and "nigerian military officer" dont usually come 2geda in one sentence.

But here i have to make an exception.
Romance / Re: Gradually Loosing My Girlfriend by obizzy(m): 9:01pm On Apr 10, 2016
Money can buy love,they said,

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Romance / Re: Am I Wrong by obizzy(m): 8:58pm On Apr 10, 2016
Estharfabian:
Lol..grin

nah...I ain't the violent type...
*phew* i was almost thinking otherwise.


By the way,i enjoyed reading your diary. Interesting sturv.
Romance / Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by obizzy(m): 12:02pm On Apr 10, 2016
JoeCutie:
Awww, thanks so much, hun. smiley
Lmao @fat and cute lips. cheesy Thanks anyways. cool
And yours are succulent and very kissable too
. wink kiss
joeCUTIE! Cutie?




Really nigger?
Romance / Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by obizzy(m): 11:22am On Apr 10, 2016
dollyjoy:
I can relatecheesy
shortie!
Romance / Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by obizzy(m): 11:20am On Apr 10, 2016
ireneony:
Thank God am not short grin I have the kind of height evrry man desire.
whats your height?
Romance / Re: 8 Romantic Things To Do Or Must Have Done Before 30 by obizzy(m): 11:15am On Apr 10, 2016
Op will make someborry to be thinking of his life now.

*zooms out of thread*

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Romance / Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by obizzy(m): 11:12am On Apr 10, 2016
Whats weirder than when we're "fornicating" and she's shouting JESUS! JESUS! JESUS! Oh Lord! Oh Lord JESUS!


Beeytch you wan remind bros Jay to punish us abi

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Romance / Re: Am I Wrong by obizzy(m): 11:07am On Apr 10, 2016
Estharfabian:
i most certainty need to kill the asshole that made that godforsaking rule! undecided

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hahahahaha he's on alotta girl's most wanted list. Probably hiding somewhere.He wont come easy.



I dont see you as violent though. Are you?
Romance / Re: True-life Confession: What Led To My Impotence by obizzy(m): 10:59am On Apr 10, 2016
Every morning as the day breaks and i see my tool harden beneath my feeble boxers. Shooting out like its gonna rip my boxers apart. I thank Jesus. I'm not impotent. I'm a man.


Back to the issue at hand. Op experiences premature ejaculation. Been there before,no thanks to masturbation. I can relate to all these. Thank God i'm free off masturbation. It kills you slowly.Talk about sweet death. Its not easy to stop at all! Takes a lot of self cautioning. Here's how i curbed mine till i eventually stopped.



When i feel the urge to masturbate (usually at night when i'm on bed,about to sleep) i go down and do PUSH-UPS!! Yes! Push-ups. Like a 100! That way my arms get too weak to stroke my meat and i just just doze off in exhaustion. It worked for me. I reduced my masturbation level drastically. Op can use this as a start and see how it goes. I'm willing to help with more tips if interested.


Happy sunday.

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Romance / Re: Am I Wrong by obizzy(m): 10:43am On Apr 10, 2016
Estharfabian:
@bolded..That's Pure insecurity talking..
If You trust her totally.. You wouldn't say that...



About The hoe thingy...A girl could have as many sexual partners has she deem fit. So Long she's not exactly in A Relationship. Guys do that all the time...so, what's the fuss about?


Merry Sunday to You Too..
cheesy
insecurity? Naah,i'm just looking out for whats mine. I dont like sharing. I'm cool with her having male friends oh but when it starts reaching the extent of giving him the name tag "BESTIE". Mbanu! Soon she'll start adding pet names. Then.....they start screwing.


Also,girls open up on their rltnshps to their so called male besties. I dont want some other nigger up in my business about me and my girl. Hell no!


Lol. About the hoe thing? Calm down miss,thats the rule. No one can change it. Not even you. :-D
Romance / Re: Should I Worry About Her Size? by obizzy(m): 10:33am On Apr 10, 2016
marlvis:
guy if ya into the bae stop wasting her time




wat those her weight got to do with d love u feel for her
it has everything to do with it miss.

Op clearly stated that he likes all of the babe- her demeanour and all. So its not a case of lust.
We cant get the full package,i know but op sees her condition as something that can be changed for the better. Staying fat isnt healthy,regardless of if it runs in the family or nah. I particularly dont like fat girls but if i see one who is sweet and caring,being a workout freak i could change her to one sexy woman. That way she'll feel more comfortable and confident about her body. I'l love her even more. Every1 will be happy. Ce fini.

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Romance / Re: DILEMMA : What Should I Do About This Girl? by obizzy(m): 10:24am On Apr 10, 2016
You're the president of the medical zone bro.

Ode
Romance / Re: Am I Wrong by obizzy(m): 10:18am On Apr 10, 2016
Estharfabian:
You do not like him....


One of the reasons i hate having male besties.undecided They'd eventually wanna date your ass...



If he wants To Commit suicide, he should abeg.
...He should look for someone who's also interested in him...
Dating him Outta pity would only make him more miserable.

male bestie? Pffft. My girlfriend is never allowed to have a male bestie. She need a male bestie asides me? We call our relationship off!


*pensive* male bestie..inukwa. So so so so when it gets cold at night and they're all alone they will now be doing muchu-muchu.


No such thing as male bestie. They be fuvcking each other.


Same way there's no such thing as a side-nigga. You're a hoe if you fvcking two niggeers.


Happy sunday.

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Romance / Re: Five Things Ladies Should Stop Doing When Getting To Know A Guy by obizzy(m): 9:59am On Apr 10, 2016
Blah blah blah


i only adhere to no1. Girls still do that? You invite a girl over to your place or to some cool place to hang out. She replies by saying she doesnt have tfare.
"send me airtime sodat i'll sell it"

idiot you don see client (maga)


I'll send wrong airtime pins so mtn will block your line. Rubbish,
Celebrities / Re: Shocking!!! Rapper Nicki Minaj Expose Her Massive Butt In Shocking NEw video by obizzy(m): 9:17am On Apr 08, 2016
Oh nicki



oh that ass



fake ass but who cares



i'll mount that ass and smack'it like my life depended on it.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet African King Who Works As Mechanic In Germany & Rules His People Via Skype by obizzy(m): 9:11am On Apr 08, 2016
Multitasking
this is just awesome
Romance / Re: I Caught A UNILAG Student Masturbating With 7up Bottle & I Did This... by obizzy(m): 11:42pm On Apr 07, 2016
You bring another dimension to stupidity. Who do you like this? Who you offend?

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Education / Re: How To Survive A Dog Attack (pictures) by obizzy(m): 11:38pm On Apr 07, 2016
*man walking his ferocious blood thirsty rottwieller*

man: "come and touch destroyer. Destroyer doesnt bite. Come,dont be scared. He doesnt bite"

me : "oga are you the dog"

dont let the devil use you. If dog jam you or you jam dog, omo na usain bolt things oh.

Dem no dey tell person.

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Romance / Re: Advice Needed! Should I Go For Her Now Or Wait? by obizzy(m): 11:22pm On Apr 07, 2016
lovediehatelive:

Am glad you understand me. I will keep drawing her closer. I think I got her keys wink

No sex sha, I don't want to ruin her career. As for her bro, I don't know if he will approve, buh who him epp angry angry
lol
he epp you oh!
If he says NO,then the girl in question will be no more than your forever crush.

Shes scared of her broda as you said. She will respect everything he says to the last and thats bad news for you.

Except una go dey do una love for koro make the broda no catch una.
Romance / Re: Look At What This Little Girl Did To Me Today by obizzy(m): 11:17pm On Apr 07, 2016
LaurelP:
Don't ever underrate children of nowadays, they can make ur jaw drop in astonishment.
I've experienced what this Op just described, not once or twice, although it happened when I was much younger. (If any child tries it now, I will flog that evil spirit out of him/her).
Imagine a girl of about 7 years locked me inside their house and hid the key. I did everything I could, begged, shouted, threatened but she refused opening the door.
I had to start searching for the key until I found it where she hid it. Now tell me if such a girl wouldn't do worse than what the Op said.
your story doesnt relate

could be hide and seek she was playing with you.

Your dirty mind at work sir.

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Health / Re: Ways On How To End An Erection That Won't Go Away by obizzy(m): 11:12pm On Apr 07, 2016
Me i just do hard arithmetic in my head to trick my brain

like 56389 x 4566 = ?
Works like magic :-)
Romance / Re: Advice Needed! Should I Go For Her Now Or Wait? by obizzy(m): 11:06pm On Apr 07, 2016
Bros

catch them young

delay is dangerous

boys dey vex. B4 she reach official age (18) boys for don plenty for her matter.

Start nuturing her,get even closer.not "relationship" per say. Relationship at this tender age will distract her, you wouldnt want som1 you love to be distracted academically,would you?

No sex. I repeat! No sex! Control your thing.

Forget age difference, you no go marry your mates.

Talk to your frnd about it and seek his approval. If he agrees and she likes you,carry on!

You can start the dating ish when shes 18 and legal and probably when shes in the uni.

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