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Sports / Re: Is Wrestling An Entertainment Or Real Fight by obizzy(m): 7:30am On Apr 11, 2016 |
WWE - world wrestling ENTERTAINMENT who still believes wrestling is real? How old are you? Nine? wrestling is scripted,so fake! I used to be a fan until Daniel Bryan (little man) beat the whole Shield (3 hefty guys) all at once. Then i gave up. |
Romance / Re: Am I Wrong by obizzy(m): 7:25am On Apr 11, 2016 |
Estharfabian:yeah you're welcome dearie. Morning,wish you a blessed day ahead. Muah! |
Celebrities / Re: Meet Kenechukwu Ezeh Beautiful Naija Female Barber Who Does Magic With Clipper by obizzy(m): 11:17pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
God knows i'll let this preety woman give me fresh trims like that even if she charges 2k. |
Romance / Re: Should I Worry About Her Size? by obizzy(m): 10:58pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
jojosweet:who is this fat,bag of filth quoting me? Away! Go back into your shell! You're taking too much space. Your comment is making my phone hang sef. Be gone!!! |
Romance / Re: Help ...im Sex Starved! by obizzy(m): 9:41pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
kcid:calling you stupeed will be an insult to stupeed people,so i'll just pass. |
Romance / Re: What's The Nicest Thing Anyone Has Ever Done For You? by obizzy(m): 9:27pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
Bringing me to existence and making me the man i am today. Thank you mummy. Shalla to my haters...y'all give me the motivation to conquer and be better than i was yesterday. I still got so much love for y'all haters. One love. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by obizzy(m): 9:20pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
Jesus christ wannabe nobody fit be like my Jesus. |
Travel / Re: The Most Kind And Humble Nigerian Military Officer I Met Travelling To Abuja by obizzy(m): 9:03pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
"kind" and "nigerian military officer" dont usually come 2geda in one sentence. But here i have to make an exception. |
Romance / Re: Gradually Loosing My Girlfriend by obizzy(m): 9:01pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
Money can buy love,they said, 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Am I Wrong by obizzy(m): 8:58pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
Estharfabian:*phew* i was almost thinking otherwise. By the way,i enjoyed reading your diary. Interesting sturv. |
Romance / Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by obizzy(m): 12:02pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
JoeCutie:joeCUTIE! Cutie? Really nigger? |
Romance / Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by obizzy(m): 11:22am On Apr 10, 2016 |
dollyjoy:shortie! |
Romance / Re: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by obizzy(m): 11:20am On Apr 10, 2016 |
ireneony:whats your height? |
Romance / Re: 8 Romantic Things To Do Or Must Have Done Before 30 by obizzy(m): 11:15am On Apr 10, 2016 |
Op will make someborry to be thinking of his life now. *zooms out of thread* 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by obizzy(m): 11:12am On Apr 10, 2016 |
Whats weirder than when we're "fornicating" and she's shouting JESUS! JESUS! JESUS! Oh Lord! Oh Lord JESUS! Beeytch you wan remind bros Jay to punish us abi 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Am I Wrong by obizzy(m): 11:07am On Apr 10, 2016 |
Estharfabian:hahahahaha he's on alotta girl's most wanted list. Probably hiding somewhere.He wont come easy. I dont see you as violent though. Are you? |
Romance / Re: True-life Confession: What Led To My Impotence by obizzy(m): 10:59am On Apr 10, 2016 |
Every morning as the day breaks and i see my tool harden beneath my feeble boxers. Shooting out like its gonna rip my boxers apart. I thank Jesus. I'm not impotent. I'm a man. Back to the issue at hand. Op experiences premature ejaculation. Been there before,no thanks to masturbation. I can relate to all these. Thank God i'm free off masturbation. It kills you slowly.Talk about sweet death. Its not easy to stop at all! Takes a lot of self cautioning. Here's how i curbed mine till i eventually stopped. When i feel the urge to masturbate (usually at night when i'm on bed,about to sleep) i go down and do PUSH-UPS!! Yes! Push-ups. Like a 100! That way my arms get too weak to stroke my meat and i just just doze off in exhaustion. It worked for me. I reduced my masturbation level drastically. Op can use this as a start and see how it goes. I'm willing to help with more tips if interested. Happy sunday. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Am I Wrong by obizzy(m): 10:43am On Apr 10, 2016 |
Estharfabian:insecurity? Naah,i'm just looking out for whats mine. I dont like sharing. I'm cool with her having male friends oh but when it starts reaching the extent of giving him the name tag "BESTIE". Mbanu! Soon she'll start adding pet names. Then.....they start screwing. Also,girls open up on their rltnshps to their so called male besties. I dont want some other nigger up in my business about me and my girl. Hell no! Lol. About the hoe thing? Calm down miss,thats the rule. No one can change it. Not even you. :-D |
Romance / Re: Should I Worry About Her Size? by obizzy(m): 10:33am On Apr 10, 2016 |
marlvis:it has everything to do with it miss. Op clearly stated that he likes all of the babe- her demeanour and all. So its not a case of lust. We cant get the full package,i know but op sees her condition as something that can be changed for the better. Staying fat isnt healthy,regardless of if it runs in the family or nah. I particularly dont like fat girls but if i see one who is sweet and caring,being a workout freak i could change her to one sexy woman. That way she'll feel more comfortable and confident about her body. I'l love her even more. Every1 will be happy. Ce fini. 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: DILEMMA : What Should I Do About This Girl? by obizzy(m): 10:24am On Apr 10, 2016 |
You're the president of the medical zone bro. Ode |
Romance / Re: Am I Wrong by obizzy(m): 10:18am On Apr 10, 2016 |
Estharfabian:male bestie? Pffft. My girlfriend is never allowed to have a male bestie. She need a male bestie asides me? We call our relationship off! *pensive* male bestie..inukwa. So so so so when it gets cold at night and they're all alone they will now be doing muchu-muchu. No such thing as male bestie. They be fuvcking each other. Same way there's no such thing as a side-nigga. You're a hoe if you fvcking two niggeers. Happy sunday. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Five Things Ladies Should Stop Doing When Getting To Know A Guy by obizzy(m): 9:59am On Apr 10, 2016 |
Blah blah blah i only adhere to no1. Girls still do that? You invite a girl over to your place or to some cool place to hang out. She replies by saying she doesnt have tfare. "send me airtime sodat i'll sell it" idiot you don see client (maga) I'll send wrong airtime pins so mtn will block your line. Rubbish, |
Celebrities / Re: Shocking!!! Rapper Nicki Minaj Expose Her Massive Butt In Shocking NEw video by obizzy(m): 9:17am On Apr 08, 2016 |
Oh nicki oh that ass fake ass but who cares i'll mount that ass and smack'it like my life depended on it. 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet African King Who Works As Mechanic In Germany & Rules His People Via Skype by obizzy(m): 9:11am On Apr 08, 2016 |
Multitasking this is just awesome |
Romance / Re: I Caught A UNILAG Student Masturbating With 7up Bottle & I Did This... by obizzy(m): 11:42pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
You bring another dimension to stupidity. Who do you like this? Who you offend? 1 Like |
Education / Re: How To Survive A Dog Attack (pictures) by obizzy(m): 11:38pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
*man walking his ferocious blood thirsty rottwieller* man: "come and touch destroyer. Destroyer doesnt bite. Come,dont be scared. He doesnt bite" me : "oga are you the dog" dont let the devil use you. If dog jam you or you jam dog, omo na usain bolt things oh. Dem no dey tell person. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Advice Needed! Should I Go For Her Now Or Wait? by obizzy(m): 11:22pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
lovediehatelive:lol he epp you oh! If he says NO,then the girl in question will be no more than your forever crush. Shes scared of her broda as you said. She will respect everything he says to the last and thats bad news for you. Except una go dey do una love for koro make the broda no catch una. |
Romance / Re: Look At What This Little Girl Did To Me Today by obizzy(m): 11:17pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
LaurelP:your story doesnt relate could be hide and seek she was playing with you. Your dirty mind at work sir. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Ways On How To End An Erection That Won't Go Away by obizzy(m): 11:12pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Me i just do hard arithmetic in my head to trick my brain like 56389 x 4566 = ? Works like magic :-) |
Romance / Re: Advice Needed! Should I Go For Her Now Or Wait? by obizzy(m): 11:06pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Bros catch them young delay is dangerous boys dey vex. B4 she reach official age (18) boys for don plenty for her matter. Start nuturing her,get even closer.not "relationship" per say. Relationship at this tender age will distract her, you wouldnt want som1 you love to be distracted academically,would you? No sex. I repeat! No sex! Control your thing. Forget age difference, you no go marry your mates. Talk to your frnd about it and seek his approval. If he agrees and she likes you,carry on! You can start the dating ish when shes 18 and legal and probably when shes in the uni. |
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