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chamotex:
For who what?

So what are we gon use?

abeg bang her jor! I don't want her ---- make she dey carry her wahala go

madlady:
No

<I can teach you>

googles:
[size=13pt]ehn ehn o mr moderator ban him jor  

chamotex your condoms emm emm okay oblong stole them o [/size]

Shut up dia----- puta!  

madlady:
Thank you
@googles and @ifedy for the heads up, stopped me from looking like a grinning jackass

didn't mean to embarass--- u saying u're fyneee 

chamotex:
O fe dobo lori thread mi?
Mo ma BAN e straight up ni.
Onisekuse.

shaarraaap dia joor! whats wrong with doboing----

madlady:
Why did you have to say dat nasty ting

I'm sorry cupcakes, didn't mean to offend

yeea whatever----

googles:


[size=13pt]now why would i do that ?
b'sides i cant stand that guy oblong . . . . guy ticks me off like mad   [/size]

wetin i do u na ? sorry but i don't like googles, i like contact berra

madlady:
You wait till I catch you

you can catch me on your bed-------

im going googoogaga for u-----

r u British or Jamaican---- u look very sexy

so then--- pray with your husband and stop with the witches network

Madlady---- mo fe do e

he forgot to take his medication

lesbian network------ why can't you pray with your husband

<u dey kolo mental>

nope--- love portion doesn't exist.

Pewep:
my gal of 5 years left me last week 4 my dad (who is divorced). Not really sure what to do or think right now

< D EA D>> hahahahahahah-------


you and your father should share her like Obansanjo and his son did that LovePeddler.

^^^^^^ hahahahahahahha!

Chidi: what is that smell ?!

Jack: the woman next to you just yawned---

Chidi: <i can't believe that came from someone's mouth, shit smells like wetty feet>

we met in the Jokes section--- and since then i've been in love wif u

arranged marriages work.

why should you ? but you should remember my LOVE

my baby is always on my mind.

Pweety baby how are you my love ?!

May you be cursed with someone whose bad' breathe is strong enough to kill you.

I know a guy who introduced his fccuk mate to his brother and other family members---- the girl got soo excited that he introduced her to his family. In the end, it was all fccuking---- hahaha!

Meeting a guy's family member doesn't mean jack shit.

mama-gee:
It's called Unoriginality, they don't want to be themselves. . .
They have this belief that Foreign talents are better and can't be compared to the ones in their own country
So, they try as hard as possible to be like the foreign ones. . .
Demarcating themselves from their real talents and gift that was given to them by God. . .

Mama gee is at it again---- very brainless

I HATE my EX with a passion as well---- would smack a BITCH if I saw.

alakee:
My dear im currently in a similar situation its just that he hates his ex. with passion.
however,he feels insecure that i mght turn out to be like his ex'es.what am confused of now is,if he loves me as much as he claims and he's immediate ex. wrong deeds has nothing to do with his behavours sometimes,how come he avoids talking about marriage and to make matters worse i dont know a single soul in his family & we've been together for almost two years .i have thought of secretly seeing sm1 else,but its against everything i stand for as a woman & above all am a christian.i dont encourage u to cheat or start seeing sm1 else even if u wont be intimate with him.dont do it.
someone pls advise,should i leave him?

Why can't people be mature and leave matters with their ex'es in a friendly matter. EX doesn't have to equal enemy.

I would be wary of a guy who has BEEF with ALL of his ex's means that nigga is crazy psycho.

Shanice111:
People I have done what my mum asked me not to do. I went to seek out this woman. If I am going to wear his ring I need to know for sure, if I knew I wont have posted on nairaland or asked all my girl friends for advice. I saw the lady at an eatery today I arranged this with my man's friend ( who she is still in contact with). I told my man to come pick me from work that my car was faulty. On our way home, I told him we should stop off to get food, well we ended up in the same eatery his friend and his ex was in. She died a million times when she saw us the look on her face was priceless! My man was confused, I went to his friend and said hello and asked to be introduced 2 his friend ( d ex). His friend played along, we all sat together. I enjoyed the way they wanted 2 jump out of their skins. Anyways I spared him the misery as I made excuses that we had 2 leave, poor soul he looked lost. I told him everything in the car, he kept saying he deserves it he has been cruel to me by keeping her for so long and he wants me in his life. After 4years relationship I finally know they broke up because she cheated and he had difficulties letting go as he really loved her. He said I changed all that bla bla bla anyways somehow now more than ever I feel free. Ah I feel free, make I talk am again I feel free, ah. My man shaking, begging me not to leave him am the one he wants after all the stress, nights of checking his messages haba abeg I feel free. We fixed introduction for end of the month but am not sleeping in his house for a while!!! I don wear my ring o jare I dey marry this man he's my soul mate, I dont know what 2mrw brings but like my mum says I will finally bury all insecurities and pray 4 d best! Na wah who said trusting some1 was easy?

^^^^^^^^ Interesting story--- hope things work out for you. FYI: just because a man marries you doesn't mean he will NOT cheat. Just shine your eyes very well.