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Jokes EtcRe: Laugh it Off with Efe by oboidanre(f): 10:29pm On Sep 12, 2010
Efenatu, wetin dey naw? How bodi? E don tey o
CelebritiesRe: David, Victoria Beckham ‘sack 14 Employees’ by oboidanre(f): 9:11pm On Aug 22, 2010
And who gives a $@^%?
CelebritiesRe: Venus And Serena Williams From Way Before! by oboidanre(f): 8:56pm On Aug 22, 2010
0hsisi:
Jehovah!!
grin
Christianity EtcRe: When Will Time End? ? by oboidanre(f): 2:32pm On Aug 22, 2010
Rhino.3dm:
Faer ke. All i ask was a general question why give a personalize answerhuh
Been reflecting on how marvelous God created time and trying to programmed an equation to reverse time and possibly arrive at the beginning when time =0, am looking for additional parameters and constraints from religous academic perspective. So  If you dont have a clue of the answer then bounce fella, dnt come here and give me a crap about death, cos i used to edit my will every night incase i passed on. On the other hand you consumed with illusion of defying death through rapture. Right!. Just face the reality it aint gonna happen. Broda.
@bolded
Interesting, very interesting indeed. Reminds me of a certain Job.  cheesy

@coloured
And you presume that based on what?  huh

Anyway, e ma binu oga. I was only answering your question my way, sorry if i hit quite a raw nerve by personalizing  grin. I am no mathematician nor religious academic to understand the goobledegook you wrote about parameters and equations. Hope you find your answers, I'm out.
CelebritiesRe: "spotted: Eucharia Anunobi Looking Fab At The Encomium Black And White Party." by oboidanre(f): 6:04pm On Aug 21, 2010
She looks like an over-used geisha.
Christianity EtcRe: When Will Time End? ? by oboidanre(f): 9:36am On Aug 21, 2010
^^^ I never said I will not die cool u're the one asking the question here and i gave u an answer.

Why u dey vex? U dey fear to die? grin  grin  grin
Christianity EtcRe: When Will Time End? ? by oboidanre(f): 8:52pm On Aug 18, 2010
Time for you will end when u die
Christianity EtcRe: 60 Yr Old Pastor Delivers A Baby After 35 Yrs Of Barreness by oboidanre(f): 12:38am On Aug 18, 2010
*Long hiss*
Christianity EtcRe: Churches Now Business Centres ! Why ? ? ? (pic's) by oboidanre(f): 1:33am On Aug 17, 2010
Run for your life indeed, AWAY from church.
RomanceRe: . by oboidanre(f): 10:56am On Aug 11, 2010
190.:
@pOSTER
Hurrayh
clap for yourself,
Now u would have 2 spirits chasing u every nite
dont be suprised if u wake up 2morow and find 75 lashes of the cane on your bare back!!
grin
Christianity EtcRe: Are Pentecostals Really Christians? by oboidanre(f): 8:32pm On Aug 08, 2010
Pentecostals are PENTERASCALS
FoodRe: Egusi Soup Vs Obgono Soup by oboidanre(f): 10:53pm On Aug 05, 2010
I dey ogbono side kampe!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by oboidanre(f): 11:14am On Aug 03, 2010
I dey o. Catch u later
Jokes EtcRe: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by oboidanre(f): 10:35pm On Aug 02, 2010
Efemena_xy:
^^ and the rantings of nland's demented soul continues. . .
hehehe
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh it Off with Efe by oboidanre(f): 10:00pm On Aug 02, 2010
Efe oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo How are uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by oboidanre(f): 9:52pm On Aug 02, 2010
Efe wetin dey? How bodi today?
CelebritiesRe: Spotted: Genny And Omotola At The Lagos Premier Of Ije! by oboidanre(f): 9:24pm On Aug 02, 2010
Jokes EtcRe: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by oboidanre(f): 8:30pm On Aug 02, 2010
grin  grin  grin, now that's funny, more,
Jokes EtcRe: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by oboidanre(f): 8:18pm On Aug 02, 2010
blacksta, oya now bring rib cracking funny, i'm waiting
Jokes EtcRe: Forgive! by oboidanre(f): 7:50pm On Aug 02, 2010
Sledge, mtchewww, aller et prendre un laxatif pour relâcher la tension dans votre derrière parce que vous sentez mauvais de la bouche. Oloorun 

(translation: go and take a laxative to release the tension in your backside cause u're reeking from the mouth)
Jokes EtcRe: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by oboidanre(f): 7:46pm On Aug 02, 2010
Nissan main dealer.

grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by oboidanre(f): 7:31pm On Aug 02, 2010
^^^ Gbosa!!!!

*wipes the smile off studio's face*
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh it Off with Efe by oboidanre(f): 3:09am On Aug 02, 2010
I know wat u meant lol
Jokes EtcRe: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by oboidanre(f): 1:23am On Aug 02, 2010
sledge406:
@OBOidanre. . .Dat obo go wide like river Niger.
et qui est ce nigaud?
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh it Off with Efe by oboidanre(f): 12:53am On Aug 02, 2010
Efemena_xy:
u nko??  smiley
CrimeRe: Man Beheads His 13 Year Old Niece by oboidanre(f): 12:48am On Aug 02, 2010
@ post

Osanobua!!!! Lawd have mercy. sad
Jokes EtcRe: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by oboidanre(f): 12:46am On Aug 02, 2010
Efemena_xy:
**but if I find out say you be a 'he' - thunder go fire your ya***sh **
Hmmmm!!!! the thunder go strike more than once sha, hehehehe
Jokes EtcRe: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by oboidanre(f): 12:35am On Aug 02, 2010
^^^^ Lol, thats good enuff for me, it's a start. And you know wat they say, dreams can come true. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by oboidanre(f): 12:31am On Aug 02, 2010
Keep your p*****s on lady

I am SHE who must be obeyed  grin
Jokes EtcRe: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by oboidanre(f): 12:28am On Aug 02, 2010
There r benefits to drinking piss

What happens when you drink your own urine asked Max
01:00 on Mon 26/Feb/01 The AnswerBank

By Meril Haseen



Any negative effects from drinking your own urine
, asked Max. Apparently, you shouldn't drink your own wee unless you are a vegetarian or vegan who abstains from drugs (meat-eaters produce urine with high levels of potentially harmful urea, which allegedly tastes disgusting).



Isn't urine just a waste product
Not entirely. Urine, which consists almost entirely of water, is completely sterile when it leaves the body. Its chief waste product is urea, a substance formed from the breakdown of proteins. It also contains minute quantities of various chemicals, such as amino acids, vitamins, enzymes and minerals.



Are there any health benefits
Well, auto-urine therapy, as it's known, is said to boost the immune system, cure migraines and other chronic conditions, stave off a cold and work wonders on eyesight problems. It's claimed that it can work wonders on skin conditions, such as eczema or psoriasis. You can apply it directly for athlete's foot, bee stings and jellyfish stings. And you can[b] gargle it for toothache and gum disease[/b]. However, drinking wee is particularly recommended for its anti-ageing properties.



How does that work
One simply drinks the mid-stream part of the first wee of the morning to retain one's youthful looks.

LOCL!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by oboidanre(f): 12:21am On Aug 02, 2010
Efemena_xy:
Now, Oboidanre - are you male?? or female??

'cos I need to know whether or not u want your blood back. . .
grin  grin  grin

Don't want no blood back, got enuff of ma own
Jokes EtcRe: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by oboidanre(f): 12:10am On Aug 02, 2010
Efemena_xy:
**hits him on the face with cynthoney smell old used sanitary pads**
^^^^ ewwwwwwwwww

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