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are you sure it is my head, how u take know?

creme fraiche

Me

why would i come up with such an idea?

u wan make i chase u?

907999

where I dey run go?

abi make i chase you?

Where the heck am i?

staring at the wall

Bored

and who is we?

me, my eye no gree close sef

sleep fit run?

Irikuri

I used to have 2 heads

why i go tire ?

bayo had to go back to school to obtain his gcse's however,

Am I invited?

Ladiga wey no even dey for map sef, a beg carry go!

meine:
I know all the guys on this thread will mention girls, punny etc naughty people.

okk for me

1. Bible

2. blackberry

3. unlimited food

4. Jennifer Lopez

The 2 in bold can be rolled into one don't u think?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]^^Prolly because of the salt water. . .i prefer to be optimistic and think there is some body of fresh water around [/color]

Yeah iice, think I was flowing with ur optimism

manny4life:
What do u mean by that? An island has does not have "fresh water" but salty water; humans need fresh water.


As for me,

Food

Water,

Loaded weapon

Computer and Internet Access.

U don't need to bite my head off do ya? 

Why do people keep saying water when they are on an ISLAND 

rokiatu:
Beauty is not everything. But when you truly luv someone, you love their whole being. From head to toes including their imperfections. In your case, you luv her but you are not attracted to her. Well end it right now mate cus you aren't doing her any favour by marrying her. None whatsoever.


Let her find someone who thinks she's fantastic in every shape and form which obviously isn't you. Trust me no matter how bad she looks to you, there are many guys
out there who will find her physically attractive. Although U have mentioned a few of her great qualities, in your eyes thats not enough to substain you. To spend your life with someone, their whole being should be appealing to you.


In answer to you question, I have no ideal how you're gonna handle this but read my advice above and think twice, infact wait, there will be many more great advices from nairalanders. But can a marriage last without attraction? The answer is a resounding NO! I guess it would be fair to say that you could get along well cus she has a lot you're looking for in a wife. But the main question is, will you stay with her if you find someone you're physical attracted to tommorrow?

100%

lol

PA, Come on!!!! give it a b****y rest will ya

Dolemite:
Someone please kill this fool, banning him doesn't seem to help much. 

Dolemite:
. . .and what's wrong with shopping there? *looks around nervously*

- Funny

Nothing at all wrong, nothing at all. 

Yeepa  See somebody's life outside. 8 pages, Eigggggggggggggggggggggght pages. NLanders a beg o haf melcy 

If i be de great grand-uncle to the cousin of the auntie of the great great grand niece of the father to the mother of Keke, after reading dis I go enter lagoon just dey swim go, NO RETURN, talk less of being de man himself.

Chei, dis na wetin yoruba people dey talk say 'won ran lo s'ile ' meeeeen!

Dis one no be LWKMD na LDKMFO (laff don kill me finish o) O jigbi jigbi

Puhleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Who gives a monkey's backside about this original fake i.diot?