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Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by oboidanre(f): 12:10am On Aug 02, 2010
Efemena_xy:

**hits him on the face with cynthoney smell old used sanitary pads**

^^^^ ewwwwwwwwww
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 12:12am On Aug 02, 2010
Takes cover - mehn u wan kill person?
*spits*
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 12:13am On Aug 02, 2010
^^ trust me, stadium is used to such treatment

infact he begs for it  tongue

<growls>

Now, Oboidanre - are you male?? or female??

'cos I need to know whether or not u want your blood back. . .
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 12:15am On Aug 02, 2010
stadium but you don already die na - remember??

**slaps him uncontrollably with some more of cynthoney's old used sanitary pads**
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 12:16am On Aug 02, 2010
So na Cynthoney pad dey smell like dis? After she go dey form big gurl for me- mtchew
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Dyt(f): 12:17am On Aug 02, 2010
e na H
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 12:19am On Aug 02, 2010
@Stadium - no be wetin u like??

Oya, come chop apple tongue
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by oboidanre(f): 12:21am On Aug 02, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Now, Oboidanre - are you male?? or female??

'cos I need to know whether or not u want your blood back. . .

grin  grin  grin

Don't want no blood back, got enuff of ma own
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 12:21am On Aug 02, 2010
Efe, Give am Hungry Dyt- she missed her period yesterday
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 12:26am On Aug 02, 2010
Don't act coy wiff me angry angry

oboidanre:

grin grin grin

Don't want no blood back, got enuff of ma own

And don't make the subject the object - just answer the question! R U a 'he' or a 'she'??
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by oboidanre(f): 12:31am On Aug 02, 2010
Keep your p*****s on lady

I am SHE who must be obeyed  grin
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 12:32am On Aug 02, 2010
In yo dreams
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by oboidanre(f): 12:35am On Aug 02, 2010
^^^^ Lol, thats good enuff for me, it's a start. And you know wat they say, dreams can come true. cheesy
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 12:43am On Aug 02, 2010
oboidanre:

Keep your p*****s on lady

I am SHE who must be obeyed grin

okay seeing as you be a sister - Efe don mellow down 4 u

welcome onboard!!

**but if I find out say you be a 'he' - thunder go fire your ya***sh **

Studio CFR:

In yo dreams

**flushes CFR's head down the female toilet**
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by oboidanre(f): 12:46am On Aug 02, 2010
Efemena_xy:

**but if I find out say you be a 'he' - thunder go fire your ya***sh **

Hmmmm!!!! the thunder go strike more than once sha, hehehehe
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 12:48am On Aug 02, 2010
^^ Lol cheesy
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by sledge406: 1:03am On Aug 02, 2010
Efemena_xy:

[s]stadium but you don already die na - remember??[/s]

**slaps him uncontrollably with some more of cynthoney's old used sanitary pads**
Y am I not surprised you have loads of these USED PADS of cynthoney's, Dirt, Lysaa, Rokiatu as well as yours when you're the powerhouse storehouse.
I tot such items ought to be disposed immediately.
U too durty jare. Smelly Efe  tongue

@OBOidanre. . .Dat obo go wide like river Niger.
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by oboidanre(f): 1:23am On Aug 02, 2010
sledge406:

@OBOidanre. . .Dat obo go wide like river Niger.

et qui est ce nigaud?
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by sledge406: 1:52am On Aug 02, 2010
^

kane bma fradg nskn?
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 2:08am On Aug 02, 2010
Sledge angry angry

Do You Want Your Blood Back??!!

sledge406:

Y am I not surprised you have loads of these USED PADS of cynthoney's, Dirt, Lysaa, Rokiatu as well as yours when you're the powerhouse storehouse.
I tot such items ought to be disposed immediately.
U too durty jare. Smelly Efe tongue


<raises eyebrows>

Oh yeah??

**empties a bucket of last week's used pads on his head**

**then flushes his head down the blood-stained female toilet**
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 6:29am On Aug 02, 2010
Some nland babes dirty no be small.
*spits*
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 7:26am On Aug 02, 2010
hi,everyone,i can c a lot hv been going on behind me

e be like say una no dey go weekend,shebi?

na y sm pple like hectorwateva,dey take privilege of my absence dey yab me

im here now,wat sayeth thou? cool
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by sledge406: 8:38am On Aug 02, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Sledge angry angry

Do You Want Your Blood Back??!!

<raises eyebrows>

Oh yeah??

**empties a bucket of last week's used pads on my head**

**then flushes my head down the blood-stained female toilet**
just to show that I'm crazy

You can see your posts says it all about you. Durty and crazy  wink cheesy

Studio CFR:

Some nland babes dirty no be small.
*spits*
angry na your spit dey smell like dat. Guy make u try drink acid take wash mouth cos listerine nor go work. Stench worse pass 3 days spoilt beans.

cynthoney:

hi,everyone,i can c a lot hv been going on behind me

e be like say una no dey go weekend,shebi?

na y sm pple like hectorwateva,dey take privilege of my absence dey yab me

im here now,wat sayeth thou? cool
C as u dey expose your yansh for Hector to see say u nor wear pant. Na once dem go know dose opportunist wen be say na from deir uncle house dem dey access the net. Uncle Aristo!!! cheesy
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 8:59am On Aug 02, 2010
Too long a letter!

wat r u saying dog?

r u trying to tell us u be uncle Aristo?

sledge,abeg go sleep,e be like say u neva sleep finish angry angry tongue
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 9:06am On Aug 02, 2010
Blood spilling to other threads hence I have closed this one
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 9:07am On Aug 02, 2010
Crase man dey sleep?
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Dyt(f): 9:08am On Aug 02, 2010
dont blame him na cyntho

he's short of blood
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 9:25am On Aug 02, 2010
By now the blood should been paid in full. Hence the closure of  the thread.
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 9:29am On Aug 02, 2010
Na today
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 10:03am On Aug 02, 2010
You no soji!
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 10:07am On Aug 02, 2010
I no wan follow u dey carry gun for night na
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 10:14am On Aug 02, 2010
cool You can only hate and and say negative things about me. . . baby elephant

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