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CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage’s Mother Is A Witch - Teebillz (See Her Pictures) by obontami: 11:20pm On Apr 30, 2016
[size=20pt]them dey write for person fore head sy him be winch ??
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CelebritiesRe: I’m Not Teebillz – Illbliss To Punch by obontami: 11:15pm On Apr 30, 2016
Dry joke

List ur our accomplishments compare to those ur called losers

These guys are are doing good for them selves

Remove d wood in ur eyes before u think of removing the wood from someone else's eyes



waxxydude:
Ehn oga boss nor vex. buh una get so many things in common.

-Two of you are "night mares" (total blackness in complexion)
-Two of una nor dey successful.
-Two of una dey chop from d same pot (doro tiwa obo).
-Una name almost alike tee billz/ill blizz. una dey pay d bills y anoda nigga dey chop d meat.

in falz voice: it is hall this things dat cus the homission.
CelebritiesRe: I’m Not Teebillz – Illbliss To Punch by obontami: 11:10pm On Apr 30, 2016
Speeechless3:
who wan husband you before?
For your info he's married to a beutiful woman with two lovely kids tongue
CelebritiesRe: Spesh Calls Tiwa Savage Interview Fake, Nigerians Blast Him(pics by obontami: 10:59pm On Apr 30, 2016
[size=20pt] omoba that @toyinakins comment on ig no be here at all


The girl mouth no good at all grin
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CelebritiesRe: Davido's Daughter Imade Goes Swimming With Her Hot Mum, Sophie Momodu by obontami: 10:46pm On Apr 30, 2016
[size=20pt] see as her breast take flat like wetiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin grin
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CelebritiesRe: Checkout The Fabulous Life Of Tiwa Savage And How She Spends Her Millions(Photos by obontami: 10:42pm On Apr 30, 2016
obontami:
[size=20pt]that doesn't change the fact that her husband is a gigolo and gold-digger



That abandon his baby mama and daughter in-order to milk this hard working lady dry



Tee-billz is also a chronic weed smoker [/size]
Una see say I no lie ba ??
RomanceRe: 200, 000 Nairalanders Now Sure Of Joining The Convent!!! by obontami: 7:42pm On Apr 30, 2016
donbenedict:
Person like obontami grin
angry
RomanceRe: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by obontami: 2:55pm On Apr 30, 2016
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Temmyturpe:
ARE YOU A BREAD LADY OR A GARRI LADY?: I remember a friend of mine telling me how he used to solve his hunger problem in the days of poverty. He said he would go to any market where they display different kind of garri for sales. He would price it and take almost handful of each kind of garri and eat it, 'testing' to know if the garri is good.

He said he can taste like four kinds of garri like that, and he won't buy any one. He would just give one excuse either by saying the garri is not sour enough or that he will buy it when he is returning. He said by the time he has eaten four handful of garri, he would just buy a sachet of pure water& drink and he would be okay for that moment.

I teased him that why can't you do that if you are hungry and you wish to eat bread. Then he said 'Eben, you want them to kill me. The bread is inside a nylon oo and you can't take it without first paying and once you tear the nylon, it mean you have paid for it or you are paying for it.'.

This is the inspiration I got from this conversation. We have this 2 kinds of single ladies today. We have 'Garri ladies' and 'Bread ladies'. We have so many ladies today that guys are just using their sexual organs to solve their sexual hunger. You have dated 5 to 6 guys and each of them have kissed you, sucked your breasts, romanced you and they have the memory of your kissing ,romance and bedroom prowess with them.

My sister, you are a garri lady. It does not matter your academic qualifications and social status. If you offer your body in exchange for money, for academic grades, employment, or any other favour, you are simply a Garri lady. If you expose your breasts and other private parts of your body just to get likes and cheap comments on social media, you are a Garri lady. Guys are feeding their lust through your body.

And just like that my friend would do, when that your boyfriend, boss, suger daddy and Facebook fans are done with you, they will dump you. They know you are not good to be a virtuous wife.


On the other hands, we have ' Bread ladies'. If you like, label them ' mumu ladies, or call them ' suegbe ladies' but they are wiser than you if you are a garri lady. They preserve their body and have made a vow that who so ever will 'tear their nylon' must be the man that have married them. They are not 'outside' like a displayed garri. They are inside the nylon of grace, godliness, personal values and integrity. They believe in inward virginity ( purity of heart) and outward virginity. They don't toil with sexual sins. They understand that their bodies are the temples of God, they run away from every form of defilement. They dress beautifully, charming but not provocatively or in an adulterous manner. They vote for chastity. God is proud of them. The world may hate them, but they don't give a damn! They may call them different derogatory names, but they don't bother themselves. They have seen the future ahead and her grooming themselves for it. They will not allow their names to be part of the ' Guinness' book of record of ' Used and dumped' ladies.

If they have any reason to walk out of any relationship, they walk out with their self esteem and honour for no guy can mock them that he has 'finished' them. Our world is in shortage of ' bread ladies' today. They are very few!
Hello lady, which side are you? . I offer you hope today, if you are a ' garri lady', you can make a decision to become a ' bread lady' today.

Those of you who are into courtship and you entered into that courtship as a bread lady but now you have become a garri lady behind the closed doors. God is calling you to repentance. Stop it!.

Come back into your 'nylon'. Let your dignity be restored. If that guy can't wait till marriage before all those kissing, handling , romancing and sex, then let him go! . may God make it easy for us and forgive us for our wrong doing
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ABSOLUTE TRASH CAN YOU SWEAR THAT YOU DONT HAVE MORE 3 BOYFRIENDS USING THEIR DICKS TO PENETRATE YOUR PUSSSY ??
RomanceRe: .... by obontami: 2:10pm On Apr 30, 2016
iMerchant:
Is okay but can you please explain better for those of us that don't have BlueEyeBalls to see sir cheesy

No be your desire for big butt dey force ladies with small butt go under the knife to get big butt.

When you stop dating black girls many black gals start bleaching so you can date them now no one want to date a light skin gal until they see her picture when she is young?

You wan big butt they give you big butt, Abeg appreciate them even if they endure the knife to get your attention. tongue grin cheesy
Guy I dey gbadun ur parol jare


No homo sha Ooooooo
RomanceRe: .... by obontami: 1:56pm On Apr 30, 2016
iMerchant:
A dirty babe is a dirty babe no matter the size.

Good hygiene doesn't have anything to do with size whether small, average or large.

So maybe we need to ask where you meet your big boobs and butts gals that are dirty and where you meet your small & average gals that are neat.

Just curious.
Nice reply bro
RomanceRe: Tomato Seller Daughter Proudly Reveals Mother's Job On Facebook(pictures) by obontami: 1:54pm On Apr 30, 2016
HateU2:
stop quoting/mentioning me bro
GERARRA|HIA

RomanceRe: .... by obontami: 1:50pm On Apr 30, 2016
mrfree:
hummm
How does the content of the picture u posted relate with the topic of this thread ??


Rocktation mynd44 lalasticlala please ban this guy for derailing the purpose of this thread angry
RomanceRe: .... by obontami: 1:47pm On Apr 30, 2016
iMerchant:
When a Police Officer is this sexually, I will like her to come arrest me daily.

What about you?
Guy take d last pic down before u get banned for violating rule number 5
RomanceRe: .... by obontami: 1:45pm On Apr 30, 2016
baranzy:
My guy is not by big size o...its by how neat she is down there....have had experiences wt girls wt big boobs and ass and noticed smelly,dirty,ugly,irritating scary looking stuffs I wudnt want to mention...but havent noticed dat in slim and average babes i've seen....so is not by how big the size is bt by how neat she keeps her assest..thanks.
How dare you talk shiit about my beloved big asses and big boobs ??


Guy take your time Oooo
RomanceRe: Tomato Seller Daughter Proudly Reveals Mother's Job On Facebook(pictures) by obontami: 1:28pm On Apr 30, 2016
HateU2:
how old are u undecided
All these kids with mtn 10mb sef
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Slept With Donjazzy, 2face & Dr Sid - Tee Billz Accuses Wife by obontami: 1:25pm On Apr 30, 2016
Smellymouth:
Not yet baba, but if dem start, I go holla ya cool
Guy I just sent u pm holla at me via pm breh
RomanceRe: Tomato Seller Daughter Proudly Reveals Mother's Job On Facebook(pictures) by obontami: 1:22pm On Apr 30, 2016
HateU2:
undecided O dabi eni pe hang over n disturb e abi undecided Moti so fun e pe ki o ma disturb mi pelu mentions e mo!
¤

U no get respect for people wey senior u abi ??
RomanceRe: Lady Flaunts Cash Made From Sex With 3 Men In An Hour,see Her Statement by obontami: 1:17pm On Apr 30, 2016
ladyF:
Funny how guys that patronize N500 ashawo will come and be preaching here. grin Abeg swerve!!! You will even still visit them tonight.

Some runz gehs use this money and make something of their lives. Some of them will be better than you a few years down the line, it could be a temporary solution to their predicaments. So please...

If I reply any insult directed at me today, let my b**bs grow smaller. angry You better remove the log in your eyes before you come here and be forming holier than thou... Na una sabi. grin grin grin
Hnmmmmm u made a lotta sense with this post


But the part where u mentioned ur boob got me like

RomanceRe: Most Lady's End Up Marryin Someone They Can't Date Wen They Were Younger by obontami: 12:47pm On Apr 30, 2016
FTBOY:
it's the irony of life, bro. grin please don't forget to support mimzy o...i'm counting on you
When the voting commence just holla breh
RomanceRe: Tomato Seller Daughter Proudly Reveals Mother's Job On Facebook(pictures) by obontami: 9:39am On Apr 30, 2016
[size=20pt] hateu2 is that you?? undecided [/size]
CelebritiesRe: (shocking)chris Brown Says His Tired Of D Devil Ruining His Life(pics) by obontami: 9:20am On Apr 30, 2016
[size=20pt] my dear don't blame the devil

Don't u enjoy the fortune and fame he gave you ??

When u are busy fcccking 'em big boooty hoes, did u blame the devil then ??

My friend shut up and gerarra hia meehn
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RomanceRe: A Man She Met On Facebook Raped Her And Plucked Out Her Eye by obontami: 9:13am On Apr 30, 2016
[size=20pt]pictures or you know the rest grin [/size]
CelebritiesRe: Caption This Picture Of Teebillz by obontami: 9:11am On Apr 30, 2016
[size=20pt] this is suppose to be a joke

Meeeehn this shiit is drier than dust
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CelebritiesRe: PHOTO: Punch Referred To Teeblizz As Illbliss by obontami: 9:08am On Apr 30, 2016
[size=20pt]mediocre [/size]
FoodRe: Workout? Four Foods You Should Eat More Of And Why by obontami: 6:40pm On Apr 29, 2016
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FoodRe: Hot Ofe -nsala Soup Served With Pounded Yam! by obontami: 6:25pm On Apr 29, 2016
generalissimo:
This is terrorism. How can you post this delicious-looking and inviting food without an opportunity to have a taste. Chai! My tummy yaf suffer! See as my tummy dey make noise. Op u no do good o
tongue
FoodRe: Hot Ofe -nsala Soup Served With Pounded Yam! by obontami: 6:24pm On Apr 29, 2016
Irunooboo u go chop ?? tongue
FoodRe: Do You Want Your Baby Naturally Chubby And Healthy? by obontami: 6:20pm On Apr 29, 2016
Sounds nice smiley
FoodRe: Guess The Name Of This Meat This Guys Are Preparing To Eat by obontami: 3:25pm On Apr 29, 2016
[size=20pt] omo see better meat [/size]
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Boko Haram leaders captured by the army recently by obontami:
[size=20pt] awon oloshi united [/size]

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