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RomanceRe: Name The Moniker Of Person You Think That Has A Head Like This One. by obontami: 10:39pm On Mar 28, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Today get as e be for romanceland,too many 'not so' interesting threads.So I propose we catch some fun before sleeping.Just for fun,name the moniker of a person(male or female) you think or feel has this shape of head.Know there aint nothing romantic about this but just do it for fun.No hard feelings tho'
Smellymouth and paulkillerman tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 10:12pm On Mar 28, 2016
joseph1832:
Amen broda lezzlie amen. Preach the gospel of the goodness of quality lashing broda lezzlie, preach it broda.

Oh ye hypocrites, listen to the words of broda lezzlie
Seek it, for it edify thee, taste it, for it modifies thee,
Receive it, for it nourishes thy hypocritical self,
_fuck it, for it is the best thing given to thee.

The gospel according to lezzlie chapter 1 verse 1. LMAO.
Tell 'em bro grin
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 10:04pm On Mar 28, 2016
Raydos:
Please Start Giving That O.P Paracetamol 50times In A Day For One Year.


His Brain Will Reset To Default I Swear!


TrustMe
Ode ni e



You no get sense
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 10:02pm On Mar 28, 2016
joseph1832:
No mind dem jare. Lol. Some Nigerians are supposed to be given award for pretending, faking and forming.

Small time we go hear another story of how one nairaland guy take pansh one nairaland babe wey dey form holy holy, come chop her money ontop am sef. Lmao.
You are not far from the truth my brother grin grin grin
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 9:57pm On Mar 28, 2016
Lezzlie:
bro, wetin you want us to add when you done talk everything?

Ehm, prostrate.... sex is good for the health of men's postrate gland as it increases in age in all men!


And a good quality fück leaves a girls eyes brighter and shinier than the best mascara and contact lens in the market.


The ladies in the house know what I'm saying.

If you see a lady who just got fücked the right way, the happiness and shine come forth and radiate from her, you can actually touch it.
1,000,000 bottles of orijin for you breh grin grin grin
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 9:31pm On Mar 28, 2016
sheunsheun:
The headline though cheesy
grin grin grin

BTW where is akthedream, bros you must comment on my thread tongue hahaha
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 9:29pm On Mar 28, 2016
sheunsheun:
The headline though cheesy
grin grin grin

BTW where is akthedream, bros you must comment on my thread tongue hahaha
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 9:26pm On Mar 28, 2016
joseph1832:
Pathetic kor lepa shandi nii. Welcome to Nairaland. tongue
I can bet my salary she will soon deactivate her NL account, cos she looks more like a gentle lady but inside the bedroom she's a tigress in other word she's an hypocrite.



Apart from that when thirsty niggas here over spam her mail with sttupid pm's. She go re-think about NL



Hahahaha grin grin grin
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 9:18pm On Mar 28, 2016
joseph1832:
Bro add the source at the end of opening post. All I have to say is, those who have ears, let them hear.

But wait oh, many people wey dey yan dust for here go dey faya anyhow for real life oh. Na so so pretend pipu sabi pretend for dis nairaland. Mtscheeew!
Hypocrite na hin all of them be, them come nairaland dey form holy-holy meanwhile for offline them fit fccck anything


SMH
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 9:12pm On Mar 28, 2016
funmind:
You are so pathetic!
You don't have to be rude, you are too pretty for that grin
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 7:50pm On Mar 28, 2016
sheunsheun:
The headline though cheesy
My mind tell me say this guy go dey lick plate wella grin
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 7:48pm On Mar 28, 2016
sheunsheun:
The headline though cheesy
My mind tell me say this guy go dey lick plate wella grin
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 7:46pm On Mar 28, 2016
funmind:
huh
What's that face for ??
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 7:45pm On Mar 28, 2016
prettythicksme:
Team cucumabators,hate dick mehnn! angry op if u quote me&talk rubbish la thunder la fire ur balls! cheesy
I forgive you this time around grin
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 7:43pm On Mar 28, 2016
Gamaliel121 obiorathesubtle FTboy crazysaint paulkillerman prettythicksme firstEVA cutehector pussysandie joseph1832 memphis357 misfit69 brickspumping lezz


Guy Let's know y'all opinion on the subject of this thread
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 7:33pm On Mar 28, 2016
Xionez:
Just justifying your sexual appetite. Weldone. You do well.
As if you don't love pusssy
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 7:32pm On Mar 28, 2016
funmind:
undecided
Your toto dey available ?? grin
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op):
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RomanceE Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by obontami(op): 6:00pm On Mar 28, 2016
These are the reasons why you should have sex everyday.....

Increases immunity Regular lovemaking
increases the level of the immune-boosting
antibody immunoglobulin A (IgA), which in
turn makes your body stronger against
illnesses like the common cold and fever.


Reduces stress Stressed out with work or family problems? Don't let it affect your
performance in the bedroom. Not only will
having sex improve your mood, but a study
has also proven that folks, who indulge in
regular bedroom activities can handle stress
better and are happier people.


Relieves pain If you're using a headache as an excuse to not make love, stop doing that.
Have sex instead, because, when you're
about to have an orgasm, the level of the
hormone oxytocin increases by five times.
This endorphin actually reduces aches and
pains.


Promotes longevity When one has an
orgasm, a hormone called dehydroepiandrosterone is released. This
improves immunity, repairs tissue and keeps
the skin healthy. Men, who have at least two
orgasms a week, live longer than men who
have sex just once every few weeks.



Increases blood circulation Because your heart rate increases when you have sex,
fresh blood is supplied to your organs and
cells. While used blood is removed, the body
also expels toxins and other materials that
cause you to feel tired.


You sleep better The sleep that you get just after you've made love will be much more relaxed. Getting a good night's sleep will make you feel alert and overall healthy.


Improves overall fitness If you find going to the gym mundane or working out at home a task, here's another way to help you lose the flab and keep in shape. Regular sex will do wonders for your waistline. Half an hour of lovemaking burns more than 80 calories.


Increases levels of Oestrogen and
testosterone In men
the hormone
testosterone is what makes them more
passionate in the sack. Not only will it make
you feel way better in bed, but it also
improves your muscles and bones, keeps
your heart healthy and keeps a check on
your cholesterol. In women, on the other
hand, the hormone oestrogen protects them
against heart disease and also determines a
CrimeRe: Man Rapes 14-year-old, Brutalises Victim’s Father by obontami: 3:18pm On Mar 28, 2016
RomanceRe: Hoes Aint Loyal, A Woman Will Always Be A Woman! by obontami: 3:14pm On Mar 28, 2016
lordfalcao:
this gals got no chills for a nigga
I dey tell you my brother
RomanceRe: Hoes Aint Loyal, A Woman Will Always Be A Woman! by obontami: 10:05am On Mar 28, 2016
lordfalcao:
obon tami cheesy
grin
RomanceRe: Hoes Aint Loyal, A Woman Will Always Be A Woman! by obontami: 10:04am On Mar 28, 2016
lordfalcao:
obon tami cheesy
grin
CrimeRe: Man Rapes 14-year-old, Brutalises Victim’s Father by obontami: 9:22am On Mar 28, 2016
joseph1832:
Yes ke. All those who sold their votes for 2 derica of rice were in prison for 16 years. Now, freedom is here. Lol.
grin
RomanceRe: Na Wa For Men Ooooo by obontami: 9:12am On Mar 28, 2016
Grinch:
No body fussed u ladies to open ur two catapult legs, for easy gnocking grin tongue
Tell 'em breh
CrimeRe: Man Rapes 14-year-old, Brutalises Victim’s Father by obontami: 9:08am On Mar 28, 2016
joseph1832:
You forget say shaolin na olopa, wey go collect your last 1kobo if you let am? Lol.

Rape na free na! That's why some eediots like am pass wetin. Osho free no go kill some pepu for dis naija .
by the time the osho free land the iidiot for jail shebi hin eye go clear grin
CrimeRe: Man Rapes 14-year-old, Brutalises Victim’s Father by obontami: 9:05am On Mar 28, 2016
Smellymouth:
Hahaha... I dey tell u bro. Na dis punishment the guy deserve
True that grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Man Rapes 14-year-old, Brutalises Victim’s Father by obontami: 8:58am On Mar 28, 2016
Smellymouth:
Ashawo kill u.. werey boy grin cheesy grin grin
I wonder why peeps still rape ladies when oloshos full everywhere undecided
[size=5pt] the thing surprise me too Ooo

When you can easily get laid just for a token

Infact they should just kill the guy by hanging his dick
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