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shiinihost:
Reporting for our president, lasisi09 who's on leave.

END TIME CAKE. END TIME CLUB.

all hail the end time crew

Vanquay:
Rubbish, no wonder his music isn't International, He is a loyal supporter of the Specialist in Failure

list out ur accomplishments compare to his

Darven:
Prettyhausagirl

www.nairaland.com/prettyhausagirl

her yansh nor too big, but she remind me of one girl wey I dey fccck inside cityboyz brothel na so her yansh take be gan gan


Na only God know where she dey naw

BABANGBALI:
shoekudi,shoekudi,shoekudi,how many times did i call you?never in your life should you refer,write or mention the name AWOLOWO again. Do not say i did not warn you.


you no fit do nada,you just dey make mouth and for your info,we do not even need you and your people to rule this country

[b]SHOE[/b]kudi INDEED


Hahaha

FTBOY:
na pastor dey worry am for head ....he no know say toto self dey open way for boys. many guys don go yankee through toto connection. future ko past tense ni

you dey mind the boy??


Some people sabi post trash for NL sha


When toto dey make some people achieve big things for their lives

Jolllyjoy:



chaiii,pple can carry rumour sha...

If u wan truth go ask ur source make he send u d nudess.

I go even like to see ur nude__pix sef


Make I see how ur toto take be

Cutehector:
ewwwww... Dah black ponmo... Pukes

if she open toto for you, you no go put prick ??

735i:
Okay... E remain DSTV... S/A.. Una go hear am!!!

them never see anything

I'm yet to fccck a togolese bittch, wanna know how their kitty taste like

chuksbaby:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-1gZ0dnBlG-M/VlebdUGliqI/AAAAAAAA0vY/KkKXf8xtdmg/s1600/kano%2Bban%2Bblue%2Bfilms.png[/img]

Selling or watching pornographic movies has been made illegal in Kano.


Officials seized thousands of pornographic movies from street hawkers and shops this week.


[img]http://4.bp..com/-hNfh9Zn5A7w/VlebdzOmf6I/AAAAAAAA0vc/SMO8AYI6QnQ/s1600/Indecency%2Bmovies%2Bbanned%2Bkano.png[/img]

Por n addiction is gradually becoming a global issue.


http://www.omanifranklin.com/2015/11/photos-kano-bans-pornographic-movies.html

wetin dey worry these abokii's sef, na so them ban alcohol the other time dey broke bottle anyhow


If I go hear say dem ban ashi lasan

Jolllyjoy:
you go grow bear bear,no worry,dey wait

eheeen na so abi ?? But if na cutehector u go post am for am sharp-sharp


I hear say na him dey chop ur kpomo


How true is that ??

joseph1832:
The guy dey yan opata!

as if I arrange two clean ashi's for him, him no go chop them clean mouth

Jolllyjoy:
I dnt need all these,the sight of me is enough to give him a situation

post the picture of u wearing g_string and bra,so we can all see if u can really make a brother's dick stand attention without even doing those things

Olasco93:
Ehyaaa!
I just can't believe this OP is talking to the Unmarried people. OP are you?

Please the (Bed and Sex Aspect) of thread should be/is for the married, not the umarried/single/courting folks so that you won't go and sacrifice your seemingly bright future on the alter of temporal pleasure.

Shior.....Tufiakwa!

hahaha


Joseph1832 FTBOY make una come see wetin this guy dey yarn

LEOSIRSIR:
Interesting

Obon_tami are you there
Food don land oo

I don't even need a girl that got all those attributes before I have great sex


All I need is a girl with Cute face and big fat booty and leave the rest for me to handle.


Infact I just got me a hoe with super cute face and stupidly curvy body, I ve fcccking her since saturday last week, I just gotta chill for her pusssy till weekend (saturday and sunday). Make I no waste blood finish LOL, Infact as I'm typing this shiit my dick is nodding inside trouser.

Kalvan:
He's probably Yeegbo. Yeegbos commit the most egregious crimes.

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FTBOY:
she knew u were a mugu. how did you the endure the torment of having a pvssy close by but couldn't fvck? at least, she for just give u handjob make u release your tension

or a blow__job

FTBOY:
she played on your naivety...simple! whatever she gave you was the price she had to pay for presenting you to the world as her man while otherwise was the case (u even added that her family didn't know her real boyfriend). and it's easy to tell that she spent more time with you than with her bf....she only visited that one when she needed her honeypot dug, then she would come back and play whot with her ''handbag''. like i said before, i've seen guys who did worse than u did, so i'm not condemning you totally. a girl once tried that with me during my school days...of course, she did all the spending. she would ask me to hang out with her and her gfs to shop or see a movie at the cinema. but if i made advances on her, she would remind me she had a bf. well, i ended up fvcking one her pals and she got to know. she got so jealous and quarreled with her. someone asked her what happened and she said her friend tried to snatch her bf. so who's the boyfriend now?
bro...u fvcked up

if I'm the one I will fccck all her friends and her sister

viktor01:
HMMM. i remember this girl called Agatha i met in school, o boy, i love this girl like die but that time liver never cook plus the fact that the bae dey form church girl.
it happened that we were on holidays then and i was travelling back to ABJ for holidays, so we met at the park, i told her i was travelling, we talked and i left. before i even make half the journey, she don send me one text message asking me where i am and stuff like that. na from there the feelings start o.
At home, this girl go call me @ night wen mid-night calls dey reign, we go talk for hours about so many things, i go send her some romantic text messages but she will never reply with such rather na Bible verses i go get.
fast forward to december after 2 years, i decide to man up and tell her wetin i dey feel, of course, it was the usual sermon that precedes when a girl is about to break the friend zone bomb on your head. "You are a very good and caring guy whom any girl would be lucky to have but i see you as my best friend and brother" chai......! e just be me like say make i die that day. guess what i did? i turned to the internet to read all those bla bla bla on how to get out of the friend zone, i applied them and they seemed to be working at that time but the thing no work. that was when i know say if any lady don lock you for that[i] 'FRIEND ZONE PRISON',[/i] there is no escaping.
last last na wedding invitation reach me o.

most church girls na dem dey fccck prick pass

Forget all those preachy stuffs