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dakore and queen all d way d rest na wash

floyd mayweather jr no where to hide for u again..i cant wait to see u get knocked out by manny pacquiao, i wanna see blood driping from ur face, u bald chicken. May 2 2015 is d day

mtcheeeeew i even tink say d pix dey ni

henry we arsenal fans love u....our legend

me dey like to shake girls with small breast....but if ur breast big like cossy orjiakor own...i will have to give u a very big hug...cos me like boobi like weyrey..if wan marry i must marry a lady with big boobs

if d boooby small like agbalumo na d pikin get am...but if e big like cossy orjiakor own nna meen na d hubby get dat one o, cos pikin nor suppose carry d tin wey pass am

abi na hmmn hmmn u wash inside?

iamchiddy:
She was my crush.

the husband looks like zombie, more like a stooge. I don't like his posture. It lacks confidence and manliness.

me dey even xpect one confam guy to be her hubby..cos she be fine chikala...na dis wowo baboon she come go marry...anyway its none of my bizznezz

tiwa savage olobo ole

weyrey leleyi jo

emusmith:
It is Laughable because this "scheme" isn't New to some of us and it seems they are not upgrading.

Mind You: This isn't always true for everyone!

Remember: I used the word "Laughable" not "Bad"!


1: Snubbing You:

I taught this was mainly practised by teens but adults are guilty also.
I still don't understand why this scheme is necessary.
You see she is "head over heels" in love with you yet she will be waiting for you to ALWAYS say hi!

To at least greet is a problem!

How does love connote snubbing?

I believe, if you like a guy for very good and reasonable reasons, you should insinuate it to him somehow, the reasonable ones will not take you for granted!


2. "Over Respecting" You

The lady that you see yelling and ranting at her dad starts replying you, YES SIR!

My brother, tread softly!

Some begins to advice you to keep forging ahead in your career (with a serious voice o)- wife in practice, lol!

Some cook for you and bring it well covered...I don't eat sha!

Tread softly, man!


3. Being Rude at you.

This sounds weird and absurd but I see that with some ladies (maybe immature), I wouldn't know.
I guess, she is naturally rude!

But, some that were not rude but starts acting rude all of a sudden?

Is that a "Test"?


4. Talks Flippantly/ Carelessly At Your Presence


What I can say to these set is, No man likes a flippant lady. Sure, because real men don't do much talking, they aspire a wife who can make the home lively, joke, talk, tell midnight silly stories and all... but not a talkative with no gears!


5. Laugh Ere You Said A Word

This is one major to really know a lady who is into you. You are her best comedian!
It is laughable because you can see her expressing love BUT when you don't want to reciprocate nko? It's funny!

6. They Dial Your Number And When You Pick, They Just Keep Mute.


It amazes me when this happen. I know it is always with those ones whom you're ignoring that this often happen.

Don't you get it? She is obsessed with you...

Most of them are Young Hearts (Teens or Under 20s), It is not an opportunity to mess them up! Ignore them and try to friend zone. When they really grow up, they'll leave you.
#I'm currently having an ish with one#

Get ready for 10 to 19 missed calls...


7. They Publicize You To Their Friends.

You walk by and a group of her friends stops talking and starts staring.
Probably, they know your name and have your contact.

They watch over you for their friend! lol!

After I walk past such a group, I smile within...#wide grin#


I know there are a lot of other "funny" ways, ladies express love and attraction to the ones they love.

You may contribute...

walahi ooto ni
I've experienced some of dis shitt

elewon radarada

akala we no give u chance to steal our money go use am bleach again...ole oshi