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Tinubu has finally made 2027 elections a north vs south thingy just because of his falling out with the north, to save his second term ambition. Desperation at its peak!

I am a southerner! I will vote a northern candidate against Tinubu!

Good evening, great Nairalanders! Who else has noticed that since Tinubu fell out with the north, and when they (northerners) noticed that he (Reno Omokri) has been using religion to deceive them, they have abandoned him on social media?

Unlike before, the northerners now hardly drop their thoughts on Reno's social media page, especially on his Facebook posts. The few ones who still comment go their to give him a bashing of his life.

Question is: what happened?

cc nlfpmod, lalasticlala, mynnd44

haymoneyszn:
Hi everyone. Please i need help.

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Trr

For those of us who didn't know the name of the Pope who just died, let's gather here.

Pope John Paul, I knew

Pope Benedict XVI, I knew

OnionBandit:


First ever?
In Anambra?
The same state Obi governed?

I used to think that Obi had transformed the state into Eldorado, just as he and his supporters have been promising to do for Nigeria.

Did your political god, Tinubu, turn Lagos to El dorado when he was governor?

Marvyx:
Damn. My condolences man.

Thanks

Marvyx:
Omor. So she changed after you reported her to her mum? That's bad. What about now? Have you guys resolved the kissing issue?

unfortunately, she's late now.

[b] OP, exactly what you are experiencing is what I experienced in my marriage.

My wife was a Microbiologist. The first 3 years of my marriage was very very very very frustrating sexually! (You can imagine my emphasis).

In my own case, I would attempt to kiss, she would turn her face away. She would not allow me to penetrate her during sex. She would not allow fingering. She said fingering can introduce germs inside of her. Imagine that! Hand wey me dey take chow eba. But, when I want to cum, that's when she would allow me penetrate, so as to release inside of her. Nothing like BJ. Nothing like me giving her a head. She complained that sex was painful and that my D was too hard. Sex was always in darkness. My wife would not allow us bathe together. For her to cum, she would use my flaccid dick to rub her clitoris severally.

I became so frustrated to the extent that I reported to her mum. On getting to hear that, my wife became angry. This was a non-virgin who dated her ex for over 6 yrs and even had abortion. But after 3 to 4 years, sex life changed. As for the kissing, omor, that remained a big issue[/b]

Hemanwel:
When you carry out a root cause analysis of the on-going squabble between the SP and the beautiful, delectable, and gorgeous Nath, everything boils down to "abeg, na only the head I wan put, aje!".

Why did I say so? Even me ma, my eyes dey there. But onto say the kukunate is for MEN, local man gass sheath him rod (sorry, SWORD)

The people that are okay on this NL are not up to 10.

MadamVanessa:





Wike boasted in the other thread 'Let heaven fall.' , when mortals arrogantly assume the position of God ignorantly, they often face consequences. One thing is certain, Wike's actions will soon catch up with him. God punish him more, can't he see that he's just a working corpse with Shrinking frail skinny dilapidated body. Fool.

Leave him. Let him continue to abuse power. He thinks he is going to be there forever.

My concern is not even Wike; my concern is Reno Omokri, whose lies have been busted by Arise TV.

So, all these "you can fact-check me", "sue me if I'm lying", blah blah, na sakamanje?

No wonder he now defends and frolicks with the same person he once accused, and even asked us to fact-check, to be a drug baron.

Alatenuje journalism!

See the person who has been calling out Peter Obi since God knows how long, but getting ignored, is now paranoia when called out for his own lies.

This is a classical case of getting a taste of your own medicine!

I have said it before and I will say it again: Reno Omokri lacks creativity. He lacks content. The only thing he is good at is to reel out hate speeches, sow seed of discord, and that's all! Nigga is empty upstairs.

I read Reno's defence of this shameful scene where he was absolving the governor saying, English is not his native language.

Sometimes, Reno Omokri thinks Nigerians are daft people. Do you need to be good in spoken English to be able to read out something written in figures?

Most times, I believe Reno is too unintelligent to ever be a presidential aide. No wonder he got the opportunity under the wussy called Goodluck Jonathan.

Which Oduduwa? The fallen demon? Who cares?

By the way,

Car of N30M, I paid my guy 10k to balance him later. He is now vexing. If him nor wan sell make he just tell me o! I nor get time.

Napoli 0 vs 2 Atalanta (2024 Serie A match)

I was so happy to see that a Nigerian boy, Ademola Lookman, was the one who nailed them with two goals.

Karma...

To those who have successfully joined the US military, how una take do am? Make you show us way.

Emeka511:
Everything you typed here does it mk sense to you?

Depends on the perspective you read the comment from

Women, please note! Your husband may not directly demand for you to submit to him. It will however be a thing of joy if he notices you're the submissive type and as such, shower you with more love.

Unless you (as a woman) see marriage as competition, that's when you may not want to submit to your man. Ultimately, this may lead to rancor and chaos in your marriage.

NlGERlA:
Ghana

Gha.... what??

CodeTemplarr:
Abuja or Akwa Ibom. Even abroad people are migrating back for one reason or the other except you dont mind african countries.

Be serious for once. Lol

A friend was telling me he has N8m and he plans to relocate but doesn't know which country that amount can take him, and that he can even make it N10m.

Please guys, for someone who wants to relocate via the study route, where can N10m take him?

Oga naptu2, the elder statesman of Nairaland, please help push to the promise land
cc mynnd44

tensazangetsu20:
What was he doing all this while?

He's been jumping from one job to another.

Karleb:
Let him take HR courses, put his mind to it. There are jobs and internships in this area and in 2 years he may be at least financially comfortable.

You didn't read the original post? The guy is 45 years old already. Which coy would want to employ someone at that advanced age?

Karleb:

You're just laughing my friend, right?

descarado:
Give birth to more. Abi you no dey have sex again.

Wonder how producing many children has ever helped anyone.

Nobody is gonna leave fresh youth and employ such a man except you have e cpetional skill.

Secondly go for what you love to do and not what you think will give you the so called big money.


Taxi, trader. Even selling foodstuffs or provision shop. What you need is capital and strategic place.

Is 3 children too much to have? Himself and his wife make it 5 in the family.