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Hashabiah:
Lai Mohammed's sanity needs to be questioned. Because the way he tells lies makes me wonder if indeed he's actually sane

I dey tell you, bro!

MadamVanessa:
That terrrorist liar have a special mansion in hell reserved for him.

Hahahahahaha

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What a Facebook user, Jack Tamunoemi, said about the Minister of Disinformation. See screenshots below:

1beat:
You try with your write up ..
Issue of vote buying by all the political party is what I want to read

The op tried. He made some valid points. The issue of vote buying before and during elections is nothing new to learn about.

Skyyoyo:
Did i just read that you will bring your family after 2 or 3 years?? . That's what most people think until they enter here. Some will think that they will return to Nigeria very rich after 2 years . Please wake up from that dream! I will clearly tell you that it's impossible. You probably haven't even gotten your own Aufenthaltserlaubnis in 2 or 3 years, talk less of bringing someone over.

I entered Germany in October 2003. At the moment i shuttle between Switzerland and Germany.

I don't know how old you are. I don't know your marital status. Your age will determine my advice to you. As long as Germany or Europe is concerned, age is a very important factor to consider before making the move.

I understand the situation of your friend fully well. He is struggling. And please, perish the thought that you are coming to Germany to stay with him. Because it's not even possible.

I can actually write and write and write about my experiences but i know Nigerians don't like to read. So i will just stop here until i at least know your age.

I am 45 years old. I have a wife and two children.

Very diligent VP. Super Intelligent. Full of life and agility. In a saner clime, citizens will be rooting for this man as Buhari's successor over some druggies. But for selfish interest, they wouldn't mind seeing the country plunged further into doom.

Thanks to you all for your contributions!

Mynnd44, lalasticlala, pls kindly move to front page. I want more contributions. Thank you!

sosowater:
There's nobody that I know (in Germany) that's is not doing well. I know 3 people and they're doing perfectly fine.

You don't expect someone that went there through an illegal route to be doing well because he won't have the papers to hustle.

You don't expect someone that could not tell the in demand skills or knowledge and go for it, to be doing well.

You don't expect someone that is doing menial jobs, paying bills and other things to be sending money to you in Nigeria because they don't pick money overseas. He has a family to take care of too so stop being a burden to him.

You don't exprct someone that went there and got carried away with the enjoyment - good system, freedom and quality of life to make money, save more and invest.

There are people making millions and yet they can't account for it but there are people making thousands and they have investments, no debts, and are living comfortably.

Every mallam with him own kettle.

If you want to go over there, just ensure that you're going through the right route and then go for skills/education that are in demand. Abtoad isn't Nigeria. Most technical skills, health related professions and handworks pay more because their citizens don't stress themselves with such. They (majority) prefer easy jobs like customer service, office admin, supply chain management, bank teller, restaurant manager, HR, executive assistant, business administration, etc. So, don't expect to get such jobs when there are many locals to do them. Racism aside, employers will prefer locals to do that over you.

Again, try to call your friend in Germany from Nigeria and see how much you'll be charged just for a minute call.

My brother, in abroad, a cent is valued. No money is small over there. If you're not financially disciplined, you won't have anything to show for your many years of working and living there.

Most of those people abroad live average life, which is quality too. They earn well, eat well, have good healthcare and enjoy a working system. The key thing is to make enough money in hard currency and do great things in Nigeria, which makes you a rich man in Nigeria.

Also, if you're planning to go and stay with your friend over there, be ready to have your own cash cos he won't be paying house rent, water bills, internet and electricity bills for you. You guys will be sharing it.

There's gold in Germany and some good countries too but know what you're going there for. Don't go there with the mindset of just doing small jobs that will pay you €8 or 12 euros per hour because it seems a big money when converted to naira. Have a skill or go for an indemand skill or course that will set you up for life.

Remember, make the money there, save and invest.

Hmmm. Thanks a lot my brother! Like, what are the in-demand skills you're talking about?

Please guys, do not only view. Drop your thoughts. Thanks.

Good evening nairalanders! I hope you had a good day?

So, let me just go straight to my reason for opening this thread, and I hope I would be able to convey my thoughts impeccably:

It seems like some of our people who travelled to Germany aren't doing so well after all (I stand to be corrected, though!)
I have a friend over there whom I am preparing to go meet. This guy has been there since 2017. He hardly calls me on normal call. He would rather call on WhatsApp. Reason being so that he could get in touch cheaply. The first and only time I asked him to send me something, he told me pointblank he didn't have.
Just this afternoon, I heard a colleague's father just came back to Nigeria from there after 21 solid years! He had abandoned his wife and children here in Nigeria. If he was doing so well over there, would he not have arranged for his family to come over and stay with him - at least?

I have been worried, even before I heard this colleague's father thing: I don't know what I am going to meet at the friend's place; I don't know what life is like over there - how to cope in a non-English speaking environment. I don't know how long it's going to take me to make it over there and reconnect with my family. This news about my colleague's dad also increased my worries.

So, I decided I would come on here to ask: Aren't these red flags as regards traveling over there, especially with the hope that when i get there, after 2-3 years, I would bring in my family.
Anyone here knows about life in Germany?

I hope and pray that ours will not slide straight into depression.

Someone please tell the people at the helm of affairs in Nigeria to release those foreign and indigenous donations into the economy rather than hoarding them else, what befell Germany will be a child's play compared to ours.

Hmmm! Northern politicians are beginning to southernise o!

- they now tweet??

- they now deport almajiris out of their lands??

Wonders shall never cease!

dicefrost:
Not playstore, its not an official app download it here http://tubemate.net

Alright, sir! Thank you very much!

dicefrost:
Search Google for an app called tubemate. You can download YouTube videos with it

I just checked playstore and I saw several options. Which one in particular? Could you screenshot? Thanks a lot!

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dicefrost:
I learnt python and java completely from YouTube. (bucky Roberts) I had no mentor, didn't ask anybody anything. I have built serious apps from it. Took me up to 6months, but I am pretty advanced with both languages.

PS, I am not exactly 'gifted' just average intelligence. it is very possible

Good morning, bro! Please, how can I download videos on YouTube? I have tried it on several occasions, but to no avail. Thanks in advance!

Bb

This is terrible! May God have mercy on us! May He always protect our going out and our coming in, in Jesus name.

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Hnmmm

Hmmmm....

To whom should I report this issue to: her mother, her father, her sisters, her brother, my family or our pastor?

peepydelano:
That is it,the word REGRET here could mean so many things and one of those regrets could be something weird her body have been used to and she blames herself for it because her good husband wouldn't dare such.Oga sir,arrange yourself.

But I have offered that we go nasty in bed. I have suggested we do all the crazy deeds in our sexual life. She has been the one declining. I was ready to go oral with her but she doesn't welcome the idea. Could you believe it that I have never seen my wife's clitoris? How could she be tormenting me like this?

peepydelano:
This is seriously serious,i know your kind of wife.Only a nasty and rough kinda guy can bring out the beast in her in the bedroom,she does not dig your kind of good and gentleman that you are.You will never understand.You will be surprised how she will turn a sex slave with her weird kind of man.

You may not be far from the truth, bro. The guy she dated for almost 10 yrs was a rough, weed smoker. But she kept saying she regretted her past life and that she regretted dating someone like him

Right now, I am not a happy man. I feel like I should just go to a place where she would never see me again. The thought that I can never get good sex from my wife drives me crazy. It drives me crazy cos I was the one who asked her hand in marriage. I am depressed.

Each time I got back home and set my eyes on her, I get really bitter; I become unhappy.

What I have been trying to avoid in this marriage is to take any action that will jeopardize my relationship with God. And if it happens that she has been using me and that she never had any feelings for me, then I will know what to do.

I am grateful for all your contributions!

taiwopapaya:
Good evening Obukomena. i have read your comment and the advises giving to you. for my contribution. i had experience about your wife problem. its true your wife feel pain during sex and she will be avoiding sex. and also know that your wife baby is your child, because only little sperm remain in tips of penis can cause pregnant. for your wife your case, use more lubricant oil when you want to have sex with her, because of her virgina dryness and pain, she will feel the pain and enjoy the pleasure. you can also taking it step by step by putting lubricant oil on your one finger then two and message her, ask her how she feel. if she feel pain and enjoy it , then enjoy your wife. she will surrender to you gradually, until you will have your all desire. i wish you best.

My wife doesn't allow us to use any lubes.She cites health implications as excuse. She doesn't allow me to insert my fingers into her. Again, she cites hygiene. Now, what she does most times is that, she would turn herself facing the wall and gives her back to me (with her vagina tightly closed) , with the impression of: "just do what you want to do and let me be".