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 Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by OCcool: 6:19pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
islamics:I gave them a call yesterday and sent them my details. They just sent me an SMS now that I have been shortlisted for an interview tomorrow by 7:30am prompt!!! Mehn, this is so sudden. Nevertheless, I will give it a shot Godwilling 2 Likes |
| Religion / Re: Post Your Favourite Christian Hymns by OCcool: 4:51pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
But I know whom
I have beliveth
and am persuaded
that He is able
to keep that
which I've committed
unto him against that day. Ancient words by Michael Smith |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by OCcool: 11:34pm On Aug 08, 2015 |
islamics:I called the above number, a man picked the call and asked me to text my details (name, qualification, phone number) and that they would get back to me tomorrow. I enquired and was told the school is located in Wuse Zone 4, Abuja. Will update the house on any new development |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by OCcool: 11:19pm On Aug 08, 2015 |
artisticallyart:Yes I am, thank you. Kudos to you and to the rest of team. I've been a silent follower of this thread and following the popular advice, I've been dropping my CV around schools. Still intend to continue on Monday next week, while hoping for a breakthrough. Will give my feedback if there's any development. 1 Like |
| Food / Re: Differences Between Full Cream Milk And Skimmed Milk by OCcool: 10:09pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
What of cowbell milk nko? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 4:09pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
lalasticlala, come and laugh ooo  and front page pls |
| Music/Radio / Re: My Top Ten Gospel Jams by OCcool: 3:28pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Pls who knows the name of the group (of men) that sang this song and if possible a download link. Its an Igbo gospel song and it is sometimes played on wazobia FM. The lyrics goes thus: Olisa dalu o, dalu o, dalu ooo Olisa dalu o, maka ihe mere me eee Olisa dalu o, maka Ihunanya gi Anyi na a si gi chukwuma nara ekele 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 7:39pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
icekream:Bwahahahaha |
| Jokes Etc / Re: You Are A Genius If You Can Solve This Riddle by OCcool: 7:38am On Jul 25, 2015 |
you got the poison while turning off the tap |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 6:56am On Jul 25, 2015 |
ATMC:I'm glad you like them  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 6:48am On Jul 25, 2015 |
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. 18 Likes 7 Shares |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 6:47am On Jul 25, 2015 |
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 6:45am On Jul 25, 2015 |
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 6:44am On Jul 25, 2015 |
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 6:42am On Jul 25, 2015 |
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 6:41am On Jul 25, 2015 |
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 6:40am On Jul 25, 2015 |
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 6:39am On Jul 25, 2015 |
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 6:37am On Jul 25, 2015 |
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 6:36am On Jul 25, 2015 |
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 6:34am On Jul 25, 2015 |
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 6:30am On Jul 25, 2015 |
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. |
| Jokes Etc / Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 6:30am On Jul 25, 2015 |
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. Source: https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10201496899371105&id=1434916702&set=a.1143161265946.2022765.1434916702&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6164708922292941374%3Amf_story_key.2484203969783752218%3AeligibleForSeeFirstBumping.&__tn__=%2As Cc: Lalasticlala, dominique Like and Share 1 Like |
| Agriculture / Re: Giant Fish Caught In Lake At IITA Ibadan. by OCcool: 3:23pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
This is " Eja nla" indeed 1 Like |
| Education / Re: What School Did This Guys Graduate From? by OCcool: 7:37pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Boko haram Advanced Institute of Terrorism (BAIT) |
| Nairaland / General / Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by OCcool: 11:02am On Jul 04, 2015 |
OPCNAIRALAND:You've got to be kidding me. |
| Education / Re: Who Can Unravel This Geometric Puzzle by OCcool: 5:04am On Jul 04, 2015 |
33 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Graduate Job Vacancy At United Nations Volunteers (UNV) by OCcool: 2:52pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
soccerpipe:Pls what does it mean? |
| Politics / Re: Panic In NNPC, Other Oil Agencies by OCcool: 8:24pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
jamillion: 1 Like
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| Phones / Re: Which Network Is Currently Making You Feel Very Happy On Internet Access? by OCcool: 5:02pm On Mar 11, 2015 |
Alexanda07:Around January, I opted out of payg but a customer care agent helped me to opt in but whenever I browse, they still deduct my airtime and I also subscribe to the click for day 1 mb plan. Pls bro are there any special settings for it to work? PS: I don't use VPN |
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