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Career / Re: Male Nigerian Nurse: Proud Of His Profession by OCcool: 6:13am On May 18, 2016
SlimBrawnie:
In Nigeria, guys are doctors and ladies are nurses... Besides, when growing up, nurses were portrayed using ladies and doctors, guys....we know,but leave am for us like that. You can educate the younger generation on the differences. LoL at Midwife(I just imagined telling someone my husband is a MIDWIFE)
Lol. During my youth service, I was posted to School of Midwifery in one of the northern states to lecture there. Whenever people asked me about my ppa and I tell them SOM, with a puzzled look on their faces, they ask "are you there to deliver pregnant women". Infact, they started calling me Midwife, Midhusband, Mr lecturer... grin

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Closed Over Rusticated 500l Student by OCcool: 5:22pm On Apr 26, 2016
MadCow1:
Dear God,


When will you shut Down UNIBEN?


Even Sodom and Gomorrah sins no reach UNIBEN own wey make you fhuck dem up..
I think it's time you saw a psychologist to cure your bitterness and hatred for Uniben. It's becoming unbecoming grin

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Crime / Re: Missing Coventry University Student Found Dead. by OCcool: 2:29pm On Apr 26, 2016
Chai!!!!! I knew this guy in secondary school (FGBC). Rip man if it is indeed him. #shudders
Education / Re: UNIBEN Produces Heads Of 8 Tertiary Institutions In One Year by OCcool: 8:10pm On Apr 24, 2016
MadCow1, come and see wonders from Uniben. Hope you don't get a heart attack grin grin grin
Education / Re: Increase In Fees: Uniport Students Protest, Block East West Road (pix) by OCcool: 3:56pm On Apr 11, 2016
MadCow1:
Wait! Wait!! Wait!!!!


Crucify me, but i remember a saying; If you think education is expensive,try ignorance.


Edited:: Look at UNIBEN Tuition...


Before I was done reading through your post, I knew you were going to mention Uniben and I wasn't disappointed grin.
On a more serious note, what is your grouse with Uniben, I've noticed most of your posts are laced with negative comments about that noble institution, why?

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Education / Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by OCcool: 9:12pm On Mar 26, 2016
How about this one "Hide your porter, hotplate dey come" grin
#I rep hall 4 from 100l-400l
Education / Re: Biochemistry Course Rep Apologizes To Ex-Coursemates For Misusing Money (photo) by OCcool: 11:49am On Mar 24, 2016
Ksslib:
Na these same set of idiotas go open their stinking mouth dey complain of corruption when they themselves are ten times as corrupt as our so called leaders. Na common class rep na im dem give am wey she begin mismanage funds. Imagine the damage she would cause if she had a juicy position in the government.

Na so Uniben go vote one winch as SUG president some years back. The damage wey that girl cause with student money reach to act season film.
Na Chinelo you dey refer to? grin
Politics / Re: Kuje Prison Inmates Jubilates As Badeh Joins Them, Rejects Foods by OCcool: 10:24pm On Mar 13, 2016
I was in Kuje prison earlier today with my co prison ministry members and in my very presence, Badeh's people brought food for him from home.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by OCcool: 4:10pm On Mar 03, 2016
Regret mail received. Blessed be the name of the Lord. I wish the rest of you all the best.

#bye

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by OCcool: 9:07pm On Feb 27, 2016
If one is to go by previous trend, I think we should be expecting mails of verification test probably by monday, tuesday next week.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by OCcool: 4:43am On Feb 26, 2016
Hmmmmm!!! Just completed the numerical assessment *singing* Jesus take the wheeeeeel........

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by OCcool: 5:16am On Feb 15, 2016
Also got the test invite. God help us all
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by OCcool: 9:29pm On Feb 12, 2016
I also got the mail. God help us all
Politics / Re: Senator Ike Ekweremadu And Family In Adorable Photos - Caption Her Daughter by OCcool: 8:21pm On Feb 02, 2016
wow!!!! nice pics and nice seeing Mrs Ekweremadu again. She taught me economics in secondary school
Phones / Re: How I Got Glo 6GB For N1,500 - Works On All Devices by OCcool: 5:53pm On Jan 17, 2016
Rexyl:
hello ajibolabd, does the subscription with *777*21# work on other devices without tweak, such as tweaking bb imei for MTK android phones? And if it works does it work together with the weekend plan to last a month? I think the weekend plan lasts for a week while the unused data will be wiped at the end of the week.

pls I need the clarification.

ajibolabd, pls respond especially the first one. Do one need to change his phone imei no to that of blackberry?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by OCcool: 3:37pm On Jan 13, 2016
OCcool:
Pls how much do entry level workers in laboratories in Military hospitals (under ministry of defence) earn and what is their salary structure, is it CONHESS? Responses to these questions would be appreciated.
Education / Re: #lifeinuniben Is Trending On Twitter Now by OCcool: 7:04am On Jan 10, 2016
E383:

Academic Secretary. Hmmmmm!



No fighting! cheesy
It seems you are a casorite, I'm I right?
NYSC / Re: NYSC Allowance For All States In Nigeria by OCcool: 9:45am On Jan 01, 2016
generaljosh1:
Now Nothing
Na wa o. This is serious
NYSC / Re: NYSC Allowance For All States In Nigeria by OCcool: 2:19am On Jan 01, 2016
Niger state allawee as at 2013
Medical/ Veterinary doctors- 28000
Paramedical corpers- 14000
Corpers in Govt schools / Ministries- 6000
NYSC / Re: NYSC Allowance For All States In Nigeria by OCcool: 2:09am On Jan 01, 2016
paulbets:
Niger state does not pay kobo.
This isn't true. As at 2013 when I served, they paid us steady unless they have stopped now.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Barron's Gmat by OCcool: 3:03pm On Dec 02, 2015
slimfit2:
@ all.. Request delivered..
Pls brother, also send to this email
God bless you real good.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by OCcool: 2:41pm On Nov 16, 2015
Pls how much do entry level workers in laboratories in Military hospitals (under ministry of defence) earn and what is their salary structure, is it CONHESS? Responses to these questions would be appreciated.

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Education / Re: Novena University Students Locked Out Of School (Photos) by OCcool: 8:45pm On Nov 09, 2015
MadCow1:
FINALLY.. UNIBEN Students don see University wey dem better pass for Nigeria.. grin



This guy you no well at all grin grin grin
Education / Re: Medical Students To Spend 7 Years In Nigerian Universities by OCcool: 4:35pm On Nov 03, 2015
MadCow1:
7 Years in Medical school Only to graduate as Native Doctors.. grin



Meanwhile in UNIBEN, they spend 6 months and graduate as 'Witch Doctors'.. grin
This guy, you and your beef with Uniben na real wa. Where you denied admission there or something? grin
Religion / Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by OCcool: 10:13pm On Nov 01, 2015
otijah:
talk true, u no dey show off after church?
Show off kwa? As soon as service is over, I just shake a friend or two, collect the house keys from my dad and takeoff. I'm always the first person to reach home on Sundays grin

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Religion / Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by OCcool: 6:11pm On Nov 01, 2015
I belong to the "Home straight" crew, except the youths are asked to wait after service. If not, off I go.
#notime
Education / Re: Aau Ekpoma 2015/2016 Admission Thread by OCcool: 7:00am On Oct 19, 2015
chidexxy007:

na today?.... it's been on 4 like 2weeks now
ur late..... anyways congrats.
I know it has been on but each time I checked for my sisters, it kept showing ur "details have been sent to AAU..." until yesterday evening when I checked again and one was offered admission while the other is still pending. Anyway thanks sha. By the way, have u been offered admission?
Education / Re: Aau Ekpoma 2015/2016 Admission Thread by OCcool: 6:59pm On Oct 18, 2015
Guys, it seems they have started giving admission. I just checked my 2 sisters admission status on jamb website this evening. One has been offered admission while the other is still showing the " your details have been sent to AAU" stuff.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by OCcool: 4:10pm On Oct 10, 2015
Evathyst:
Sorry my stalker! Of all the biology teachers available in this thread, you're still insisting that I should be the one to answer you. No problem nau, meself no dey run away from challenges.


However, my boss (Ravensckar) should know better since he's a senior colleague on this kinda 'stuff'. But I'll still tell you the little I know sha...


The following are the basic parameters that are used in marking biological diagrams;
1- Size of the diagram: depending on whether you're given a range. Let's say you were asked to draw a diagram btw let's say 10-12cm. Then, the size of your diagram doesn't really matter.
2- Labelling: This is the most important aspect of a diagram. In labelling, we make use of a guideline(a line which connects the part identified with the name given). Your labellings should always begin with a capital letter, and the guidelines shouldn't touch each other. However, some school of thought believe that all labellings should go to the right hand side. That using vertical lines, curved lines,etc attract a penalty.
3- Title of the diagram: this should espouse the summary of what your diagram entails. Let's say you were asked to draw the longitudinal section of specimen A. Then, your title should be written thus; 'Longitudinal Section Of Specimen A' even if specimen A is a tomato, one mustn't mention it in the title.
4- Magnification: this is usually written immediately after the title. However, it could be in fraction or decimal but shouldn't bear any unit. In case you've forgotten, magnification is the size of one's diagram divided by the actual size of the specimen involved.
5- Diagram outline: Here, the examiner will look out for how neat the diagram is. If shady, thick, and broken lines were used.

Oh! Which one have I not mentioned self? Maybe I should call on the Visiting Prof to come and help me out here. Na them dey mark WAEC always jare...
gringrin I'm sorry if you felt stalked, that wasn't my intention. You once stated you were a biology edu graduate, so I felt you would be in a better position to help. Thanks a lot once more, I'm indeed grateful.
Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Dolapo Oni In Her Wedding Dress by OCcool: 3:37pm On Oct 10, 2015
cute wedding gown

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by OCcool: 3:18pm On Oct 10, 2015
Evathyst:
Seems a lot has happened in my absence. Lemme quickly scroll to the previous pages so as to understand the basis of the 'ish' angry



Wait a minute, is that not my friend Avicky? Hian? Why nau angry
Good afternoon Evathyst. Please could you help me with the various parameters used in marking diagrams in biology? Thanks a lot.
Politics / Re: Fashola, Amaechi, Ngige, Onu, Lai, Kachikwu Make Ministerial List - TheCable by OCcool: 4:39am On Oct 01, 2015
engrrichie92:
no Pat Utomi?
He may probably be in the second batch grin grin grin

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