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Education / Re: Photo: See How A Mathematician Proved 0 Divided By 0 Equals 2 by Ochedi(m): 6:04pm On May 10, 2015
cupid1:
He started failing it from the point where he struck out 10 and -10,the 10 on top is supposed to equate to -1 when divided by -1 which when put into the equation, will give you 19/10.
And secondly, you cant stricke out numbers that way. They are in brackets in their own different equations i.e an equation in an equation.
So my point is, the person who provided this so called 'proof' is a dullard


actually u're d wrong one.all mathematical rules were obeyed
Religion / Re: My Experience As A Church Worker For 6months by Ochedi(m): 1:08pm On May 03, 2015
classicB:
As a born introvert, i decided to join the church work force six months ago to get more used to people and also to work on the shy part of me.
Two of my sisters are in the church choir and they have both gisted me of how the supposed brother and sisters of God use to continually have sex with each other cry
We are only four girls out of almost 25 guys in my subgroup and to be sincere, all these people are really nice and most times don't bother we girls too much on works to be done.
The problem now is reality is beginning to show itself as some guys in the choir have already started eyeing me, i don't mind them anyway and I guess they must have assumed me to be an easily convinced type of girl just because of the way I smile grin
One is always trying to get my attention in church while the other will not stop disturbing me on whatsaap embarassed
The same me that thought of joining the church choir is already having a rethink of going back to my former self as a bench warmer grin I seriously cannot be a part of this kind of hypocritical act going on right in the church of God. I told my boyfriend about it and it doesn't seem new or surprising to him, it's like this is now the new trend in churches.
I don't know the kind of Christian we call ourself but having sex with Co workers right in. Church is just not done, in most cases the girls are at the loosing end cos every guy in church will know how that guy slept with you and they will probably wanna get under her skirt too cry




u're already a hipocrite for having a boyfriend who u do all ur nonsense wit...nw cos its church u tink ur case is beta. it doesn't matter where.d deal is u're guilty of same tin u're preaching against.

dis is d type dat do it outside den come to church and claim holy Mary.if u didn't at all I would have understood.


urs is worse

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Romance / Re: Please Help Me..... She Openned Up To Me After Our Family Introduction. by Ochedi(m): 10:51am On Apr 23, 2015
nwachivis:
Please nairalanders help me out.I am not an expert when it comes to writing,but i will still manage to drive home my point to the best of my capacity.

I proposed marriage just of recent to my spouse and went ahead with the family introduction.I have ever since been making preparations for the wedding.

I had told her in our previous interactions that i cancelled the marriage preparations with my ex when she told me she had once aborted a baby for her ex,which made her bleed for days.she told me back then that she was scared her womb was damaged because the pregnancy was 3 months old when she carried out the abortion.she pleaded with me to still marry her,reminding me of God's ability to perform miracles,even though she admitted that it was a difficult thing for any african man to do.I immediately called it quit between the both of us and moved on to my current spouse.

Just yesterday in one of our outings,my fiancée opened up to me that she once had an abortion in the past.she begged me not to call it "quit” with her,assuring me that no damage was done.

Am confused here because i can't handle the trauma of childlessness and a lot has been going through my mind. I love her and she loves me too.

Please advice me.

Do i continue with the marriage ?
Do i accept that it is my destiny to settle down with
a lady that has done abortion in the past ?
Do i insist she get pregnant for me before our wedding ?
Do i just go ahead and marry her with a positive
mindset ?

Please help me out of this quagmire..


she's trying u bro
Religion / Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by Ochedi(m): 11:30pm On Apr 22, 2015
4bobo:
You are still hiding the name of the church. I believe if you are claiming it happened and you are still hiding the name of the church, then, i smell lies. What do you want us to do with it now? To direct your movie scripts?



so u can hit out at d church?...get a job...hw wud one just love to hit odas instead of minding their own business and building their on lives..I bet if it were u u wud have written d name...sooo sad...means u lack simple wisdom


God Bless d op for dat wisdom.
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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome On Very Unusual Outfit by Ochedi(m): 2:04am On Apr 09, 2015
vivaciousvivi:
Op are u based in Nigeria?
Cos I don't understand why pastor Chris would dress that way in Lagos o.
Abi the auditorium was too cold for him? undecided


u don't need to understand.. its not like money will enter ur account wen u do.

by d way d program was held at South Africa...
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome On Very Unusual Outfit by Ochedi(m): 2:02am On Apr 09, 2015
Neplusultra:
Ichabod undecided undecided undecided



if u knew dis much den I wonder wat happened to ur spirit... it must just b head knowledge
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome On Very Unusual Outfit by Ochedi(m): 1:57am On Apr 09, 2015
Pastor Chris wit CEC members join the youths at d camp for d morning drill

I love u pastor
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakilome Allegedly Bans Singer, Sinach From Singing In His Church by Ochedi(m): 9:38am On Apr 08, 2015
OkeEsibe:
i knew dix guy has alwyas being a fake pastor

scamming all in his church undecided

no wonder u're where u are in life

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Religion / Sinach's husband response to rumour of her ban from the Christ Embassy Church by Ochedi(m): 9:23am On Apr 08, 2015
Many rumours are in the air concerning her being ban from singing at the Christ Embassy Church...all dis are rumours by Satanist... see sinach's post on her Facebook page below.

This is not the first time she is performing outside... Frank Edwards,Samsung, Buchi,Eben,Chris Shalom,etc have ben performing outside the church so its plain trash to think otherwise..She is now married so don't expect to see much of her travelling with pastor Chris anymore not especially when she will soon be expecting a baby.

Believe me when I say d devil has sent his agents to social media to cause harm to the church of God...This was what God showed me some time ago...don't ignorantly become his tool too

They keep trying to spoil Pastor Chris's name and He just keeps going up up and up.

The greater d anointing on a man d greater d persecution.. Many don't knw they r being used of d devil...I wish they knew more of church History and their bibles.

I leave u wit a statement from Jesus concerning His betrayal..

yea..d son of man will b betrayed but woe to him tru which He shall be betrayed. Shalom!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153326876592784&id=85909482783&refid=17
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153323287742784&id=85909482783&refid=17


As they say..bad news sell...Let seun and co push dis fp too ...Africans must learn to celebrate pple and not act as d old witches in d village who will stop at nothing but to destroy anoda.

Read sinach's husband response
http://www.kemifilani.com/2015/04/pastor-chris-oyakilome-did-not-ban.html?m=1

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Religion / What You Don’t Know About Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by Ochedi(m): 10:28am On Apr 06, 2015
WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT PASTOR CHRIS OYAKHILOME
APRIL 4, 2015

In remote and recent past, several tabloids and publications have made headlines on several TV stations and Newspapers around the world about Pastor Chris. But the puzzle is: the more the gossips, or the tabloids, the more undeterred and unshaken this Celestial Phantom in Human Frame is, posing a question: Who’s is Pastor Chris? Now follow me to find out some salient truths about this Apostolic wonder walking the earth as I share with you just one infallible secret about him in diverse shades. Interesting hun!
1. Pastor Chris had an early Childhood encounter with Jesus Christ and on or before the age of 15, he already began his ministry.
2. Pastor Chris found his purpose for living pretty early in life and embarked on his journey without distraction.
3. Pastor Chris Speaks in tongue more than his neighbours in faith; a deep truth learnt from Apostle Paul which has made his Journey a Smart Option.
4. Pastor Chris is Selfless and Lavishly Invests in the gospel to the tune of billions.
5. Pastor Chris is viewed as one of the Richest Men in the World, yet he lives only on 5% percent of his income whilst putting 95% of it into the gospel and projects that see to human development.
6. Pastor Chris is viewed as a very debonair man, in fact many think he is too handsome to be in human frame, yet you will cry if you ever get to see his knees because of the impact of unlimited kneeling in the place of prayer.
7. Pastor Chris is the First African Pastor to own a 24hour Gospel Satellite TV station reaching the world from Africa.
8. Pastor Chris’ operation in the revelation of God’s word, demonstration of the anointing, and Relationship with the Holy Spirit is a wonder which is uncommon in any man of God since modern history of the Church.
9. Pastor Chris became the first and only worldwide Pastor who has proven the wonder of the use of technology in running a global evangelism and ministry operation in very fascinating scope.
10. Pastor Chris premiered “Future Africa Leaders Awards” (FALA)in 2014; an honour platform to develop and challenge the new world of extraordinary Leaders for the next future of Africa, under “Chris Oyakhilome Foundation”.
11. Pastor Chris is the Owner of Yookos; The fastest growing social media network in the world which is built with security wares that disallow profane and explicit contents.
12. In 2007, Pastor Chris made a Legendary teaching which provided a timeless insights and infallible truth about “Nationhood” beyond what Geographers and Social Scientist ever knew or thought: a lesson to the United Nations.
13. INNER CITY mission is a global mission outreach platform for indigent Children and families by Christ Embassy which provides the best welfare packages in the world to the beneficiaries at exclusive rate.
14. Pastor Chris has raised the greatest music force in the world and Christ Embassy has the largest music and creative/performing arts dynasty in the world.
15. Christ Embassy has some of the billionaires in the world as members and pastors. Some of the greatest Music Legends in the world are members and leaders in the Church also.
16. Christ Embassy is a Pacesetter Church in the whole world.
17. Pastor Chris is the greatest teacher of the Bible alive.
18. Everyone who associates with Pastor Chris becomes a huge success.
19. Christ Embassy owns one of the largest internet multimedia platform and App content  factory in the world.
20. Pastor Chris is a Professor of Theology and holds a PhD in Pneumatology-a study of the Holy Spirit and other Celestial Beings
21. Pastor Chris holds global services which are beamed live to teeming audience across 7 Continents of the World at a time through satellite and web technology. His TV stations, media contents and Multimedia platforms are some of the best in the world.
22. Pastor Chris owns multiple platforms that are amongst the biggest employers of Labour in the world. His Satellite and Cable TV channels reach over a half of the world’s population on daily basis.
23. Christ Embassy has some of the best set and stage designs in the world
24. LCA-LoveWorld Convocation Arena is a popping edifice at the Church’s World Headquarter, built without pillars; a building that has only one of its’ kind of Africa, making it one of the wondrous Architectural Lustre in the world.
25. Pastor Chris’ Residence in his country home Nigeria is Called “White House”; a simple but uncommon eye popping structure occupying a landmark point at at highbrow neighbourhood in Lagos Nigeria.
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Religion / Re: Why Are Pastors Always Being Attacked? by Ochedi(m): 7:33pm On Feb 21, 2015
Iceflox:

lol
what will you say about Nigeria blindness? do you like it?
or are you saying that your country is not blind?
any people who reject logical reasoning as part of their fundamental education, be it in bible or quran or otherwise, are blind people.
see boko haram now, very illogical people.
that's why you people are afraid of sensitive arguments.
na religion go kill Nigeria. too much church, too much mosque, no understanding or knowledge.
Paul disputed (argue ) in the synagogue day and night that Jesus is lord, you people will run away.
how then are you going to preach this Gospel of the kingdom to this modern day where people are more educated?
all una preaching in Nigeria are bursted! bursted!, fallacies everywhere, all pastors.
i sorry for una. una don die
ahahahaahahaa



u need serious help bro
Religion / Re: Why Are Pastors Always Being Attacked? by Ochedi(m): 12:11am On Feb 20, 2015
lomprico:

U are a nobody, a silly fool. I thought I was conversing with a sensible person. And there is absolutely nothing u can do!
Quote me and burn!


hehe. he's already scared. BT seriously its not a gud habit. just b insulting one uve neva seen. I leave u wit d peace of God
Romance / Re: Sex Is Not Love by Ochedi(m): 12:09am On Feb 20, 2015
diddydiva:
see guys as them dey vex grin

what a pity

hehe.na so o
Religion / Re: Why Are Pastors Always Being Attacked? by Ochedi(m): 11:59pm On Feb 18, 2015
lomprico:

I think d brain casing in ur skull is empty due to too much brain wash! undecided

d next time u sound dis way I'll show up where u are.don't ask wat will happen afta den.

u people just talk anyhow not knwin wu u're speaking to.
I warn u! watch it!
Religion / Re: Why Are Pastors Always Being Attacked? by Ochedi(m): 11:56pm On Feb 18, 2015
Iceflox:

ahahahaahaah!
new physical heaven in revelation? and 7 years of tribulation?
are you not supporting your claims with scriptures?
you cannot start it
are you refering to the tribulation of disciples who followed christ to jerusalem when he was about to be crucified, as mentioned by jesus in matthew 24 which has already pass? una funny o.
ahahahahaaahaa. lol
no wonder people are attacking pastors because it is you followers who don't read bible that are defending them ignorantly.
when i say nigerians are lost, confused people you don't believe me.
for your info, revelation was a dream that needs interpretation.
if you take dreams as if it is going to happen like that in real life without knowing the interpretation then are still dreaming.
dreaming of rapture and heaven.. ahahahahaaaaha!
if your pastors beliefs were not faulty why are nigerians ignorant and corrupt inspite all the churches?
all your pastors know the truth they are afraid to say it.
they are thieves
i sorry for Nigeria


Lol...from reading Ur points. I will be wasting ma mind to show u scriptures cos it'll all end up in fruitless arguments. u're just too blind. go and pray for mercy else..
Religion / Re: Why Are Pastors Always Being Attacked? by Ochedi(m): 6:21am On Feb 17, 2015
asala1:


I am cruel. It's easier to be a pastor than anything else, why do you think there are churches everywhere? Easy way to make fast money.


den try opening one...hehehe ignorance at its peak
Religion / Re: Why Are Pastors Always Being Attacked? by Ochedi(m): 6:19am On Feb 17, 2015
Iceflox:


hehe...dat man is a pastor not a teacher so stop expecting dat much from him.believe me,he isn't doing in on purpose.


who says rapture is scam? guy go for help. Yes Heaven is in me bt d bible also talks abt The new physical Heaven and Earth dat will appear. There is a heaven believers will go to while d 7yrs of tribulations is on.

pls go read Ur Bible. its obvious u're d type wus arrogance maks u tink u knw all and thus always looking for faults in odas believe.
Romance / Re: Sex Is Not Love by Ochedi(m): 10:43pm On Feb 16, 2015
Juliano47:
Old news. angry

knwin ain't enough but doing/acting in accordance
Religion / Re: Why Are Pastors Always Being Attacked? by Ochedi(m): 10:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
lomprico:

Good! Since its every Christians duty to win soul be it pastors, biz men, coy workers, etc. And if any of these peeps leave their primary purpose in d ministry of winning souls n start preaching money, they will be attacked! And their attack is not to help God, its to help the people they deceive of their earnings.

Lol...are u doing Ur own part? wen last did u win a soul? why? u're pursing oda tinz.

can't u see Ur claim of helping d pple ain't working? its onlyin causing more trouble. and I wonda wat even makes u feel u're right or dat u're obliged to do DAT. u're only setting urself up for destruction. Trust me,not all men of God's angels are dat gentle.
Romance / Re: Sex Is Not Love by Ochedi(m): 10:36pm On Feb 16, 2015
Skillfullulu:
Love and sex works together.

only in a marriage setting
Romance / Re: Sex Is Not Love by Ochedi(m): 10:35pm On Feb 16, 2015
ITbomb:
Cloud is not rain but where there is rain there is cloud.
Love and making love are part of the same process, the mistake is which one has more priority

sex shouldn't be
Religion / Re: Why Are Pastors Always Being Attacked? by Ochedi(m): 10:33pm On Feb 16, 2015
asala1:


Same with the pastors, they are robbers and it's certain that they are.

if u knw wat it means to be a pastor u won't say dat .

If u really tink church is a business y not start one and laugh at Ur folly leta
Religion / Re: Why Are Pastors Always Being Attacked? by Ochedi(m): 10:31pm On Feb 16, 2015
jdilight:


Kill the shepherd and the sheep will all scatter. That is why devil is after the church and pastors. But they will not succeed.

Amen o.
Religion / Re: Why Are Pastors Always Being Attacked? by Ochedi(m): 10:29pm On Feb 16, 2015
Iceflox:


the problem i have with pastors is not their money. is that, they say one thing today ,tomorrow they will say another thing different.
all pastors in Nigeria do it. they ended up confusing Nigerian population thereby putting their mindset at fear of the unknown, consequently, less hardwork of government, because president and senators are choosen from the people.
i read adeboye this morning saying the kingdom of God or heaven is the church on earth, i was surprise, so he know about this?
tomorrow he will begin to say repent the kingdom of God is at hand and start preaching rapture.
i mean, which kind confusion is this?
sometimes, i begin to wonder, are these pastors suffering many things, paying the price, only for them to begin to play smart one to Nigerians when they finally start making their millions?
they should have mercy to Nigerians and stand by the right information from the bible without waving or contradicting themselves . people are suffering

Lol..there's no contradiction there. d carnal mind cannot understand dat mystery. instead of concluding its a contradiction why not seek to understand it first
Politics / Re: President Jonathan’s Valentine Day Dinner (Photos) by Ochedi(m): 12:07am On Feb 16, 2015
Aprime:
He can do much more than this. undecided

I'm not going to applaud this coward.
My ex-president; always opting for the easy way.

The real victims that need his sympathy are scavenging for their daily bread in the refugee camps across the north east and well beyond borders but not these able ones living well and healthy in Abuja.

If you want to help and show love, do it well.
Send food and aid to the Nigerian refugees. Save back their homes, hope and peace; give it to them.

Only then.


shut up! while not go to d north east urself since u claim to care for d people better Dan him
Romance / Re: 6 Tips On How To Get Any Nigerian Girl by Ochedi(m): 12:00am On Feb 16, 2015
#Excite her:
Make her want to do things...
So that it will only feel normal for her to want to have sex with you..ll.[/quote]

why does sex have to come in. na wa o.
seeing dat made u loss interest in all u're saying.
Religion / Re: Why Are Pastors Always Being Attacked? by Ochedi(m): 11:52pm On Feb 15, 2015
lomprico:

Saul was a king not a minister or prophet of God or a mouth piece of God. His mision was not to win souls for God.

Lol..its every Christian's call to win souls.not just men of God. so u can as well condemn urself for seeking oda tins nd not focusing of Ur calling.

And for Ur information Saul was a minister. In d old convenant they are three ministerial offices. d prophet,king and priest.

let God's servants be. let's stop trying to help God. He is in charge. remember wat happen to d man who tried helping the ark of convenant from falling. let's b warned o
Religion / Re: Why Are Pastors Always Being Attacked? by Ochedi(m): 11:46pm On Feb 15, 2015
ubijus:
@op, every person irrespective of our religious/non-religious affiliations is susceptible to mistakes and naturally humans always take delight in pointing out the faults of others which in most cases is not geared towards correction but in order to cast aspersion on the character of the persons involved. Its only a refined and renewed mind that can overcome this vice. Remember what the Bible say about the accuser of the brethren in Revelations 12:10
The overall aim of the devil is to blind as many as much soul as he can, thereby, preventing them from coming to know the truth. And by what other ways can he achieve this other than to amplify the faults of our spiritual leaders.

exactly! ..and dats y I opt to liberate men from dat mindset

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