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Celebrities › Re: Singer Patoranking Shares Bathtub Photo by Ochiske(m): 3:40pm On Jun 20, 2015

sandrannna:
who is ur sister? Find ur sister else where.

you be NEPA? Coz your beauty lights me up grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Picture Of The Day* by Ochiske(m): 9:08am On Jun 20, 2015

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Nairaland General › Re: Barcanista! See This :) by Ochiske(m): 8:53am On Jun 20, 2015

Whynotthetruth:
That's simply because you can't decipher between constructive submissions and sycophantic write ups...When he was in APC he said what you wanted to hear hence it was reasonable to you...Today, he says what you don't wanna hear thus sounds disjointed to you...

I am one of those almajiris that don't make use of my brain...good pm

read your post again.
Good Morning.

Politics › Re: El-rufai Administers Polio Vaccine On His Daughter (photo) by Ochiske(m): 9:40pm On Jun 19, 2015

I never baff since morning grin

Politics › Re: Calaber Is Not South East Why Are Igbos Crying Over The Calaber Bombing? by Ochiske(m): 4:03pm On Jun 19, 2015

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]Calabar is more geographically in the South East than all Igboland. But you know Naija politics na.[/color]

can you imagine this one
since when Calabar dey south east? undecided

Go and read your history books. Leave my state alone!

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Romance › Re: Help My Sister Husband Want's To Be Having Sex With Me by Ochiske(m): 3:58pm On Jun 19, 2015

1. You allow him romance you = you are enjoying it!!!! angry

2. You give him freedom to bang into your room anytime = you be werey undecided

3. You dey enjoy romance and maybe he tips you with gifts too but you reject sex = Make thunder roast your yansh angry

4. We CANNOT help you! Enjoy your rommance with him.

*spits out of thread*

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Education › Re: This Is Federal Polytechnic Mubi In Picture by Ochiske(m): 2:53pm On Jun 19, 2015

the guy above me his Diick dey smell grin

the guy below your post no relate at all

op Dah Seun come and see News grin

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Nairaland General › Re: Barcanista! See This :) by Ochiske(m): 2:43pm On Jun 19, 2015

When Barcanista was in APC, I was one of those that admired him dearly but since he swapped back to PdP, his case just keeps on going from bad to WORSE!

Now merely reading his comments/posts irritate and annoy me angry

Barcanista these days, talk like one senseless fellow on auto-pilot.

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Politics › Re: Obasanjo Poses With Saraki After Their Secret Meeting Today (photos) by Ochiske(m): 2:35pm On Jun 19, 2015

Realdeals:
K

for kettle

Romance › Re: Is It Kool To Attend An Ex Gf's Wedding With My Current Gf Knowing She's Still.. by Ochiske(m): 2:29pm On Jun 19, 2015

what are you even saying huh

She wan beat you when she sees you with your current girl? undecided

I wonder how some people dey reason. You guys broke up and that chapter was closed!!!! She moved on and now is getting married!!!! abi she bin curse you say make you no follow move on huh

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Politics › Re: Obasanjo Poses With Saraki After Their Secret Meeting Today (photos) by Ochiske(m): 2:29pm On Jun 19, 2015

My love for Obasanjo will forever remain!
This man has made himself the Chief corner stone of Nigerian Politics.

Baba na Real Octopus

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Politics › Re: Armed Helicopter Sent To Calabar To Aid Air Raids Against Kidnappers:pic by Ochiske(m): 11:46pm On Jun 18, 2015

Er0ticAngela:
is that your moma's name ?

those girls on your picture ehn cheesy

Politics › Re: Armed Helicopter Sent To Calabar To Aid Air Raids Against Kidnappers:pic by Ochiske(m): 11:44pm On Jun 18, 2015

Robinhood477:
PMB is worker

mehn your english ehn grin

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Politics › Re: Armed Helicopter Sent To Calabar To Aid Air Raids Against Kidnappers:pic by Ochiske(m): 11:40pm On Jun 18, 2015

johnwell:
Ikpa udo, k'dia uwem?

etang ekak, akwacross4eva

Dah owo slow dang oo grin

King Zorro boy tyre motor eye edi motor ofong utuen ikang eye edi ikang grin

Eyen eką idem fò?

Politics › Re: Armed Helicopter Sent To Calabar To Aid Air Raids Against Kidnappers:pic by Ochiske(m): 9:24pm On Jun 18, 2015

DankemzI:
Mkpo ke light change
Ndito Calabar South where art thou?

eyen ekpo

I dey here Ete akamba

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Family › Things We Believed While Growing Up by Ochiske(op): 12:39am On Jun 17, 2015

We grew up with the following mentalities below...

All soft drinks are called minerals.

All Fathers took first position while at school.

India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into a Lion.

If your wealth starts reducing, it's your village people who are doing you.

Rice and stew... every Sunday afternoon.

Every commodity outside Africa is original.

Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via sex.

She's a Calabar girl... so definitely, she must be good on bed.

Every seasoning cube is called Maggi.

You must finish the eba/amala/fufu before you touch the meat.

Every toothpaste is called Macleans.

Every insecticide is called a Fleet.

Every detergent is called Omo.

Any rich Hausa man is an 'Alhaji', the poorones are 'Abokis'

.Anyone who smokes is an armed robber.

If you find some money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn into a tuber of Yam!

Only science students are smart.

Once you travel overseas (outside the country), you must be very rich.

Every girl who plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.

You must buy bread when traveling.

When you lose a tooth, throw it on the rooftop of the house and run round the house 7 times.

Every noodle is called Indomie.

Any girl who's very pretty is referred to as "Mermaids' while the very ugly ones are referred to as 'Witches'.

Any insects that bites you at night are definitely mosquitoes.

Any plane passing across the skies are going to America.

feel free to add yours.

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Politics › Re: There's A Limit To What I Can Do At 72 - Buhari by Ochiske(m): 7:37pm On Jun 16, 2015

viczing:
my father is a dullard

see this mumu grin

Politics › Re: Atiku Pays Buhari A Courtesy Visit At Defence House (photos) by Ochiske(m): 7:16pm On Jun 16, 2015

viczing:
my name is viczing and I am a Dullard

Sports › Re: Mfon Udoka Celebrates Her 39th Birthday Today! by Ochiske(m): 11:44am On Jun 16, 2015

Politics › Re: Buhari Shares Table With Mugabe At AU Summit Dinner Last Night (photos) by Ochiske(m): 11:41am On Jun 16, 2015

DULLARDipo:
He looks like a "DULLARD" among dignitaries....with his farmer cap

your children and grandchildren will call you Dullard!

Sports › Re: Hilarious! Arsenal FC Produces Head Gear In Anticipation Of Peter Cech (photo) by Ochiske(m): 12:00am On Jun 16, 2015

londongal03:
ok

londongal03:
Noted

londongal03:
trophyless club

opp dah see space booking grin

Family › Re: 20 Adorable 'like Father Like Son Moments' (photos) by Ochiske(m): 11:57pm On Jun 15, 2015

that girl above me iffah catch you ehn grin

Romance › Re: This Is Why He's Been Single All His Life (please Advice) by Ochiske(m): 11:54pm On Jun 15, 2015

Romance › Re: How Can A Broke Guy Be Romantic Or Show Love To His Girlfriend?? by Ochiske(m): 11:26pm On Jun 15, 2015

Omotayor123:
heart ke loun loun..
Broke boyfriend will only bring you backwardness...
what is their use without money
only money speaks.

I have money
can I date you now? angry

Politics › Re: Buhari, OBJ And Abdusalami In South Africa (realtime) - Cramjones by Ochiske(m): 10:27pm On Jun 14, 2015

soe:
Where is Gej?

I thought some "things" said it was going to be made the father of peace in Africa and African Ambassador.... So.why was it not invited?

bros why

You don kill me with laughter grin

If Jona see this post ehn....him go commit suicide straight up grin

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