₦airaland Forum

I will understand that the girl in question is a Yoruba girl likely from Ogun, Kwara or Ibadan. Secondly she isn't on nairaland. My one kobo is dat there is a diff btw a wife and any girl, most girls won't make good wives hence they are not supposed to get married and dis ur girl is one of d second class.Pls if u need a wife den dump her sorry Ass cos she is a LovePeddler!

Dez boys are smoking rubber or nepa pole oo. Where all doz police wey de collect egunje for oshodi when all these things dey happen? God save us from this lawless country o

I wish some people would understand dat d hausas and fulanis use other tribes to get their selfish interests and dump them like prostitutes! They have done it with the middle belt, they are doing it with the south west. Presently, Buhari is playing the game of a puppet and so many clowns are dancing to the music! Its a pity! I wish you could see his mind. Its more of religion than politics to him. Please if you can find the unedited version of the abuja declaration of 1989 you will understand a lot about what is about to happen in 2015.

This is my one kobo. “Have you heard how they catch monkeys in
Brazil, Julie?
Let me tell you. They put a nut in a bottle, and tie the
bottle to a tree.
The monkey grasps the nut, but the neck of the bottle
is too narrow for the monkey
to withdraw its paw and the nut.
You would think the monkey would let go of the nut and
escape, wouldn’t you?
But it never does. It is so greedy it never releases the
nut and is always captured.
Remember that story, Julie. Greed is a dangerous thing.
If you give way to it, sooner or later you will be caught.”

Heard his dick is small as peanuts

Thanks for creating dis avenue. Pls forward to me at ochukofortune@yahoo.com

For which refinery he refine d garri? Hahahahahahahaha.....wishing him all d best in d garri biz and marriage

Below is the picture of a very Corrupt Lastma official that is very notorious around Mile 2- Badagry Expressway especially iyana and igbo elerin area. On this fateful day, 23rd December, 2014 he collected bribe to facilitate motorist taking one way along Igbo elerin.His job is to prevent people breaking the traffic laws, but here he is coordinating the disobedience to the Law he was supposed to uphold.Please something should be done about these bad eggs, cos he portrays the government in a bad light. Thanks.... Don't know why the pix can't upload but if any of u can help upload it, then post ur email let me send the pix so u can upload...thanks...Great nigeria, One Nation!

Below is a picture of a Lastma official attached to the Lagos-Badagry express way collecting bribe and allowing buses to break traffic laws and passing one way. This particular Lastma official is very notorious on this route, please Nigerians we are trying to build a better country and Fashola has been working hard to make Lagos a better place but criminals like this are destroying fruitful Labour of a good Governor.

Below is a picture of a Lastma official attached to the Lagos-Badagry express way collecting bribe and allowing buses to break traffic laws and passing one way. This particular Lastma official is very notorious on this route, please Nigerians we are trying to build a better country and Fashola has been working hard to make Lagos a better place but criminals like this are destroying fruitful Labour of a good Governor.

Please, I have been trying to find out the origin of hand clapping. Some say it is a primitive behaviour others think it was learned. Please what is your opinion?

Corps members wey no get money na dem dis fucking government and rich men wan exploit abi? Where av u seen one sheet of paper containing just call up number and state of posting costing £ 15? Bleep dez fools dat are stealing from d poor...No be say work de if dem even pass out o....Please all d youths in dis country its high time we stand up and fight for our Right...One naija

This 9ice wey no sabi spell his own name not to talk lletters na him wan contest-election! Kai!!! There is God o

D song is a great Club Banger any day....All the blogs review from notjustok, naijaloaded etc were all appreciating dis song....I love d song. Dem Go wake up

I loved this song, the video was superb but seems like na wande coal voice I hear all through for the song because wande coal has a thing for fast tempo beats....Moreso, Flavour also added his thing to d song...Flavour has proven dat he fits anywhere...highlife and makossa...I love dat Olopa ..lol...nice vid anyday...Una Must wake up...Using Battery to fry dodo

The bitter truth is Fashola is an hypocrite. He has dropped d increment of Lasu school fees and the ban on bikes...he is doing this to clear way for 2015 elections, the supporters of APC think lagosians are fools. A leader makes policies for the betterment of the people not for political reasons. What now happens to the already wasted months the students stayed at home? Or what happens to the numerous bike he has seized and destroyed. Please I hope nigerians will be wise in this coming election.They want our votes so, they are doing good face now abi....God punish dem

lanre2009: drop your email address and i will get back to you.

. Ochukofortune@yahoo.com

lanre2009: I found this sandal on ebay and would like to buy it. Please if you know where i can get it in Lagos, let me know. Thanks

The pictures of the sandals is in the link below:-

http://www.ebay.ca/itm/Men-s-11-M-Dockers-Marin-Brown-Leather-Strap-Casual-Summer-Sandals-Shoes-NEW-Bx-/181453571803?pt=US_Men_s_Shoes&hash=item2a3f79c6db#shpCntId

. I can get it for u but it will be tokunbo sha cos e hard to get d new one. U can PM me

ziga: Poor funding is what has resulted into corrupt practices.

How can an orthopedic hospital not have a drill?

How do you expect the Docs to do their jobs?

Docs don't need to go on strike in Nigeria for people to die.

People have been dying and Docs have to bear with the guilt of knowing that those people could have been saved since 1960.

And the FG as well as all these opportunists capitalize on the ignorance of Nigerians.

d drill might av been provided by govt but based on arrangee, d doctor would still ask for money

I was stopped on my way from festac while approaching mile2, I was stopped by some police men who were not on uniform but were just putting on police vest written on it was anti robbery squad. Initially, I didn't want to stop but with guns in their hands, I just had to pull over. I felt initially that they were just individuals wearing police vest to carryout illegal activities. They were angry at me for hesitating. So, please nairalanders is it right for police to wear just vest while working on check points? Cos to me it is illegal. Please lemme hear your views.

Ochukofortune@yahoo.com

abeg I need d materials o, my email is: ochukofortune@yahoo.com....seasons greetings

Toolz de learn from where this one dey oo....See asset or investment....Chineke! If ur pole no long like mine u can't hit her from behind o

babesexy: Seriously missing my baby.. Am so lost without him right now

I hope he misses u as much as u do and comes home soon.

It has come to my notice that some people exhibit traits on social networks that are very different from who they are in Real Life Situations. What some people will categorically shun in real life, they will accept to partake in it. Pls my people why do people do like this?

I go na! Bt regular ticket na em I buy o and free space yapa

It's making the Head lines that Wizkid performed to empty seats in Abuja. But my country people why una no go na? Shey una wan make dis kid cry?

Wande coal served in ibadan in 2005 batch C

# @yebo25 shey we wan chop d fatty shiit wey dem carry sef? Na wa ooo...

After we think the fighting drama of the river state house of assembly has come and gone, another fight drama just recently occurred in Abuja-the national house of assembly. How come we keep voting hooligans that keep putting nigeria in bad light? Or does this mean that there are no more gentle men with great ideas that can rule this country? God have mercy