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KODACK:
Hmmmmn, cutting out things

you are not serious, you think say na fear dey do me? Laugh laugh, lol.....

ELJC:
Oga ugo, I say I dey 6 div like this soldiers and officers jst dey tender resignation later like say na pension line, received so many warning frm senior officers here not to join say na northeast straight o and u wld b buried in a mass grave u family can’t even come to drop flowers at ur grave. Dem say e better make I go join police or civil defense o

hey, Oh boy! This one shock me oo.

Victory is from God alone

This is the reason why army will never take people with umbilical hernia. The circle of the navel is lacking abdominal wall.

Our leaders have to do something fast about insurgents on Nigerian soil, dis one wey be say Bokoharam don get liver finish, I hear the other day say dey go attacked Army base kill many soldiers and officers. This our only father land we have to fight together and win the war.

ugo4u:
abeg remove this pics for privacy issues or blurr the face.

Okay, Done

The moment you're enlisted make you quickly pianku any babe to get baby o, (bcs awo le lo any time) dis job no be for cowards o, is only for brave heart.

The moment you joined the Army remember, your right, time, freedom, including your life has been sold to the Army. So, that khaki is not for fashion parade!

ugo4u:
The army does the dirty job that's why it is more riskier, than any other services. They're almost our only hope and last line of defence against the enemies. Navy and imextension Airfoorce are "ballers" na them they enjoy force work pass though the navy has officers in northeast (especially the highly trained American styled Navy Seal {Nigerian navy special forces which is currently the best special forces unit in the country}) are in Borno, same for Airfoorce personnels, the current chief of airstaff has being training airmen enmass to complement the role of the army on ground.
Had it being the navy or the Airforce have same roles with the army believe me, them ma go dey pack casualties like water.

Army work no be for fashion o, take a look at this pic

JAPAN DISPOSING MICROWAVE OVENS for health safety


 

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR OUR HEALTH
 
The Japanese government decided to dispose of all microwave ovens in the country before the end of this year. All citizens and organizations that do not fulfill the requirement are threatened with prison sentences ranging from 5 to 15 years, depending on the severity of the crime.

The reason for the ban on microwaves in the Land of the Rising Sun was research by scientists from the University of Hiroshima, who found out that radioactive waves caused more harm to the health of citizens over the 20 years of use of the microwave oven than the nuclear bombing of American aircraft in September 1945.

According to the findings of experts, food, heated in a microwave oven, has unfavourable vibrations, in disharmony with the universal rhythms.
All the largest manufacturers of microwave ovens in Japan have already closed factory workshops where products were manufactured. In 2021, the termination of the production of microwave ovens will be announced in South Korea, China plans to abandon this type of technology in 2023
[19:14, 26.3.2019] Khan Khanbala Dts: A conference on cancer prevention was held at the Kashira Cancer Center. Here are some recommendations made at the end of it:
Say no!":
1. Refined oil
2. Milk of animal origin (not homemade)
3. Food cubes (seasoning "Broth" ;-)
4. Soda (32 pieces of sugar per liter!)
5. Sugar refined sugar
6. Microwave
7. Do not do a mammogram before birth except for an echogram (apparently, ultrasound is implied).
8. Too tight underwear (bra!)
9. No alcohol
10. Thawed food
11. Do not drink water from the refrigerator in plastic bottles.
12. Contraceptive pills (women change hormonal system and provoke cancer)
13. Deodorants. Especially used after shaving are dangerous.
14. Sugar in any form (cancer cells mainly feed on sugar).
15. Cancer patients, excluding sugar from their diet, see that the disease is gone and can live for a long time: sugar = mortal enemy.
16. A glass of beer is processed in the body for 5 hours, at which time organs and systems operate at idle speed.

Say yes!":
1. Vegetables

2. Honey in moderation instead of sugar

3. Vegetable proteins (beans instead of meat)

4. Two glasses of water on an empty stomach before brushing your teeth - room temperature water has the same temperature as our body upon waking.

5. Warm food (not hot)

6. No. 1 anti-cancer juice: aloe vera + ginger + parsley + celery + promalin (middle of pineapple), mix and drink on an empty stomach.

7. Anticancer juice No. 2: soursop / guanabana (seedless) + promalin (middle of pineapple)

8. Eat raw or boiled carrots or squeeze juice every day.
On a note:

The Association of American Doctors found answers to the cause of cancer:

1. Do not drink tea from plastic cups (cups).

2. Do not eat anything hot from a paper or plastic bag (for example, fried potatoes).

3. Do not microwave food in plastic dishes.
We remind:

When plastic is exposed to heat, chemical compounds are released that can cause 52 types of cancer.

This message is better than 100 unnecessary SMS ...

Avoid drinking Coca-Cola on pineapple or after eating pineapple as dessert.

Do not mix pineapple juice with coca.

This mixture is deadly! People die from this, and they mistakenly believe that they were poisoned .... They were victims of their ignorance of this fatal cocktail!

Answer calls by holding the phone to your left ear

Do not drink medicines with cold water.

Do not eat heavy food after 17.00

Drink more water in the morning, less in the evening

Do not take a horizontal position immediately after a meal and use of drugs

When the battery of your phone is almost dead, do not pick up the phone, as this radiation is 1000 times stronger. than with a charged battery.


Pass it on to the people you love. Do it, because kindness costs us nothing ...

*⚜21 N U G G E T S⚜*
*of*
*L I F E*


⚜1⃣⚜
*Learn to ignore and overlook many things if you truly want happiness in life because the easiest way to a miserable life is to think that everybody is talking about you.*


⚜2⃣⚜
*Never allow anyone to steal your joy from you.*


⚜3⃣⚜
*What people say behind your back is none of your business as long as you are true to yourself. Never worry yourself about that.*


⚜4⃣⚜
*Sometimes minding your own business does not keep people out of your business.*


⚜5⃣⚜
*No matter your situation in life people will always talk. You can never stop people from talking about you, what you can do is to stop giving them what to talk about.*


⚜6⃣⚜
*There is a time limit for every rumor in life. Never allow freelance broadcasters put your life on hold. Do what makes you happy. Anyone who cannot feel your pain, has no right to judge you in life. Seventy percent of those who talk bad about you behind your back, wish to be like you.*


⚜7⃣⚜
*When people can't be like you they try to bring you down and condemn what you have. Those without money will sarcastically say money is not everything in life. (Is poverty anything?)*


⚜8⃣⚜
*Never allow anyone to put you in a position of depression and self pity in life. Those whose life has no joy will always find every means to remove happiness from other people's life.*


⚜9⃣⚜
*If there is the GRACE of GOD in your life, then enemies are inevitable. If no one has ever gossiped or talked bad about you, it means nothing good has ever happened to you.*


⚜�⚜
*Never feel bad when old friends become new enemies. They are just tired of pretending to be friends.*


⚜1⃣1⃣⚜
*Never allow the opinions of people who didn't see your tears stop your laughter in life. �You don't owe anybody an explanation to be happy.*


⚜1⃣2⃣⚜
*Never see yourself through the eyes of those who don't value you.*
*To be beautiful means to be yourself. To stand out is to be outstanding. You do not need to be accepted by others. You just need to accept yourself.*


⚜1⃣3⃣⚜
*Never beg anyone to accept you for who you are. Anything you acquire through begging will require begging to maintain or retain.*


⚜1⃣4⃣⚜
*Be humble but selective. Being selective doesn't mean you are arrogant or proud. It simply means you know your worth. If you are conscious of your personality avoid too much familiarity.*


⚜1⃣5⃣⚜
*Sometimes when you treat people too much like celebrities, they end up treating you like an ordinary person. You are equally important.*


⚜1⃣6⃣⚜
*Never downgrade yourself while trying to upgrade anybody in life. Anyone who sees you like an option doesn't deserve to be a priority in your life.*


⚜1⃣7⃣⚜
*The dream of a fool is for everybody to become a bloody fool like himself. Avoid negative people if you have a dream. Those without mission will say your vision is just an illusion.*


⚜1⃣8⃣⚜
*Negative minds will never give you a positive life. Anyone who is always reminding you about what is wrong with you has a personal problem which he/she wants to take out on you.*


⚜1⃣9⃣⚜
*Most people spend half of their entire life analysing the faults in other people's life, when their own lives need urgent repairs.*


⚜2⃣0⃣⚜
*Never worry yourself about enemies and friends, because everybody in your life will eventually fall into one of the two categories.*


⚜2⃣1⃣⚜
*Some will hate you and some will love you. Loving you or hating you are both in your favour.*
*When people love you, you live peacefully and happily in their hearts, and when people hate you, you become the landlord in their head living painfully in their brain everyday and giving them sleepless nights.

*Be a Blessing to someone*

Uwaomaokey:
Please upload more questions.

You got it baba, that is how you be answering them...
I wish you success.

Jhennie:
The wife

If she was sleeping, she couldn't have called the police immediately

hmmm. ����

ELJC:
Sleeping on a Sunday afternoon, hmmm. But if all of them were at different locations in nd out of the house, which part of the house was the man murdered. Probably the sitting room � if so who was with him in the sitting

hmmm. �����

Jhennie:
The gateman.. newspapers aren't printed on Sundays..

news papers are available on Sunday, ask anyone around you.

I know you are brilliant but Let me see whether you will get this question right.

Mr Emeka was found murdered on
19-10-2018 (Sunday
Afternoon) inside his house, his wife
called the police,they asked everyone around a
question
Police:
where were you when his death
happened?.
WIFE: I was sleeping upstairs when the murder took place
COOK: I was cooking in
the kitchen
HOUSE GIRL: I went to take the children
from birthday party they went to.
GARDENER: I was cutting the flowers at
the backyard.
GATEMAN: Oga sent me to buy
newspaper for junction.
After listening to their answers, the police
arrested the murderer.
Who was the murderer then?

explosiveskull:
You should have asked him if they tested his sperm because I don't know if it is possible to diagnose one of such ailment by using only blood and urine.

The story is not true, don't mind him, the guy funny die.

explosiveskull:
Yes my dear, am not admitting anything this time, am angel kpokponki the holy one.

funny you

One of my friends con dey wine me last year, you know wetin him talk? He talk say Army medical team disqualified him because of low sperm count. Oh boy wetin concern Army with infertility in men?
Nothing wey we no go hear. Osumi jo.... Lol

explosiveskull:
My answer to that number 5 is a must YES, I don talk am.

virgin? Haaa

Abeg make una no vex o incase you discovered faulty grammar or tautology in my write up, English no be my papa language o, besides I no study English for sku oo. E no easy to type, in fact the Synovial fluid in my phalanges is getting dry now as result of too much typing. Lol.

Uwaomaokey:
I thought being truthful will help in this scenario, now I know they don’t need your truth. Lol which kai wahala be this na.

. PSYCO TEST:
Both written and oral test is not designed to detects illicit drug in your bloody stream neither is designed to detects your smoking habits. It's a series of questions that has to do with your mental health. Medical test will take care of drugs and smoking, Medical test is different from PSYCO test, and the test is not conducted on the same day, medical test first, and the result would be announced before you go PSYCO test.

WHAT IS PSYCO TEST?

Psychological testing is the administration of psychological tests, which are designed to be "an objective and standardized measure of a sample of behavior".[1] The term sample of behavior refers to an individual's performance on tasks that have usually been prescribed beforehand. The samples of behavior that make up a paper-and-pencil test, the most common type of test, are a series of items. Performance on these items produce a test score. A score on a well-constructed test is believed to reflect a psychological construct such as achievement in a school subject, cognitive ability, aptitude, emotional functioning, personality, etc. Differences in test scores are thought to reflect individual differences in the construct the test is supposed to measure.

WHAT IS MENTAL HEALTH?

Mental health is the level of psychological well-being or an absence of mental illness. It is the state of someone who is "functioning at a satisfactory level of emotional and behavioural adjustment".

Psychology test is not hard to pass for normal a person, anyone who fails PSYCO test may be mentally deranged. (aa ni yawere o)


Now let's discuss a bit about the questions, your questions paper may contains 100 questions, so for example, on the first page of your question paper may be asked a question like this,

Ques 1 where is Abuja located?
(A) Abuja (B) Nigeria (C) I don't know.

Ques 2. Is Abuja part of Nigeria?
(A) Yes (B) No (C) I don't know.

Ques 3. Have you ever smoked cigarette?
(A) Yes (B) No (C) God forbid (D) Never.


Ques 4. Does coffee has a cigarette taste?
(A) yes (B) No (C) I don't know.

Ques 5. Are you a virgin?
(A) Yes (B) No (C)maybe (D) I don't know

Ques 6. Are you married?
(A) yes. (B) No. (C) maybe (D) I don't know. (NB: remember you fill single in your online details.)

Ques 7. How many children do you have?
(A) 1 (B) 2 (C) more than two (D) None

Ques 8. Does any of your children resemble you?
(A) yes (B) No (C) this question is not for me (D) Not yet.


Somebody said something concerning PSYCO test lying, on this forum before, the person is fuckin right�.
Is of two means of answering, either you continue lying till ending or, you countinue saying the truth till ending. In fact PSYCO officers knew that you are lying, but your answering accuracy is what make you normal, whether you lied or not.
There is no way a mad person would able to differentiate lying and the truth

Since you guys assured me no insult I will upload more shortly.

I'm not a medical doctor, but I'm in health field.

PSYCO TEST:
Both written and oral test is not designed to detects illicit drug in your bloody stream neither is designed to detects your smoking habits. It's a series of questions that has to do with your mental health. Medical test will take care of drugs and smoking, Medical test is different from PSYCO test, and the test is not conducted on the same day, medical test first, and the result would be announced before you go PSYCO test.

WHAT IS PSYCO TEST?

Psychological testing is the administration of psychological tests, which are designed to be "an objective and standardized measure of a sample of behavior".[1] The term sample of behavior refers to an individual's performance on tasks that have usually been prescribed beforehand. The samples of behavior that make up a paper-and-pencil test, the most common type of test, are a series of items. Performance on these items produce a test score. A score on a well-constructed test is believed to reflect a psychological construct such as achievement in a school subject, cognitive ability, aptitude, emotional functioning, personality, etc. Differences in test scores are thought to reflect individual differences in the construct the test is supposed to measure.

WHAT IS MENTAL HEALTH?

Mental health is the level of psychological well-being or an absence of mental illness. It is the state of someone who is "functioning at a satisfactory level of emotional and behavioural adjustment".

Psychology test is not hard to pass for normal a person, anyone who fails PSYCO test may be mentally deranged. (aa ni yawere o)


Now let's discuss a bit about the questions, your questions paper may contains 100 questions, so for example, on the first page of your question paper may be asked a question like this,

Ques 1 where is Abuja located?
(A) Abuja (B) Nigeria (C) I don't know.

Ques 2. Is Abuja part of Nigeria?
(A) Yes (B) No (C) I don't know.

Ques 3. Have you ever smoked cigarette?
(A) Yes (B) No (C) God forbid (D) Never.


Ques 4. Does coffee has a cigarette taste?
(A) yes (B) No (C) I don't know.

Ques 5. Are you a virgin?
(A) Yes (B) No (C)maybe (D) I don't know

Ques 6. Are you married?
(A) yes. (B) No. (C) maybe (D) I don't know. (NB: remember you fill single in your online details.)

Ques 7. How many children do you have?
(A) 1 (B) 2 (C) more than two (D) None

Ques 8. Does any of your children resemble you?
(A) yes (B) No (C) this question is not for me (D) Not yet.


Somebody said something concerning PSYCO test lying, on this forum before, the person is fuckin right�.
Is of two means of answering, either you continue lying till ending or, you countinue saying the truth till ending. In fact PSYCO officers knew that you are lying, but your answering accuracy is what make you normal, whether you lied or not.
There is no way a mad person would able to differentiate lying and the truth

Since you guys assured me no insult I will upload more shortly.

I'm not a medical doctor, but I'm in health field.

Victory is from God alone

Valleys:
This is murder(fresh).
In the first instance, she was erroneously sentenced. Which means if the case is to be reviewed (neglecting the new case) she will be exonerated and possibly compensated(in sane societies). As the judge of the case I will sentence her for the murder. I will just try to be lenient on her. Instead of death sentence I will prolly hand her life sentence or something less. For instance Sergio Ramos who is known to be a harsh defender fowls Diego Costa. But referee mistakingly thought it was Costa(who is also known to be rough) that fowled Ramos and sent him(Costa) off. And this happened when there was no VAR. The ref relied on the assistant ref(witness) for such decision. Then Costa attached Ramos violently afterwards. The referee then recommends Costa for a possible ban by the FA for misconduct. Since Costa has been sent off, it then means he has served a punishment he is not supposed to have served. This should not and will not stop the FA from banning him for some matches even though it can be reduced(for violent conduct).
NB: Anger should be managed, for if not managed, you will pay the price for it.

P.s: I am not a lawyer neither am I planning to be one.

haaaah your judgment! O deep Gan! Lol. Thank you sir. I love your write up, in fact you're good to be officer. I wish you success.

Here are the answers to the questions.

1. Tomorrow.
2. Promise.
3. Fire.
4. Normal, because people usually have half their on one hand.
5. Cold.
6. A secret.
7. Survivor are not buried.
8. No time, because the wall is already bult.
9. The 4 you took away.
10. The match.
11. There are no stairs, because bungalows do not have a second floor.
12. Day breaks and and night falls.
13. All the months have 28 days.
14. Neither one, because the accountant was his sister.
15. Widow.
16. Stairs.
17. Age.
18. Stop imagining.
19. Two, because it has an inside and an outside.

Jhennie:
1. Tomorrow
2. Promise
3. Fire
4.
5. Cold
6. Secret I guess
7. Key word [survivors] you don't bury the people that are alive nah..
8. 8men x 10 hours/ 4 men = 20 hours
9.
10. The match stick.. that's the first thing
11.
12. Night and day
13. One- February
14. The attorney cos he cannot testify in his own court proceeding (I think)
15. Phone
16. Stairway or staircase
17. Age
18. I will not imagine that at all (imagination kee them)
19. One

Corrections would be really appreciated.. we all learn everyday..

wow! You are too much o, you must be genius person. You got almost everything correctly. In fact I'm own you call credit I will give it to you when see in Kaduna, lol. Thank you my officer to be. I wish you success.

You scored 11 over 19.


Here are the answers to the questions.

1. Tomorrow.
2. Promise.
3. Fire.
4. Normal, because people usually have half their on one hand.
5. Cold.
6. A secret.
7. Survivor are not buried.
8. No time, because the wall is already bult.
9. The 4 you took away.
10. The match.
11. There are no stairs, because bungalows do not have a second floor.
12. Day breaks and and night falls.
13. All the months have 28 days.
14. Neither one, because the accountant was his sister.
15. Widow.
16. Stairs.
17. Age.
18. Stop imagining.
19. Two, because it has an inside and an outside.

You may believe you are smart enough not to be tricked. However, trick questions can stump anyone. Common sense and experience will not help you answer these tricky questions. Even though some of the answers are logical or rely on common sense, your first thought is quite often incorrect. Some trick questions are funny, some are a play on words, and some involve looking at things differently.

Here are some questions.
1. Question: What is always coming, but never    arrives?
   
2. Question: What can be broken, but is never held?
   
3. Question: What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
 
4. Question: What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
   
5. Question: What can one catch that is not thrown?
   
6. Question: What is it that if you have, you want to share me, and if you share, you do not have?

7. Question: If a plane crashes on the border between the Cameron and Nigeria, where do they bury the survivors?
   
8. Question: If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
   
9. Question: If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
  
10. Question: If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?

   11. Question: If Mr ugo4u’s bungalow is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?
   
12. Question: What breaks and never falls, and what falls and never breaks?
  
13. Question: Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?
   
14. Question: “The attorney is my brother,” testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he did not have a brother. Who is lying?
   
15. Question: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?
   
16. Question: What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place?
   
17. Question: What is it that goes up, but never comes down?

18. If you imagine you are in a sinking boat sorrouded by shark, how would you survive?

19. How many sides does a circle have?  

Please someone should attempt the questions.
I will update the answers shortly.

BabaIbo:
You are right, even from the question you can decode the answer... "2 managed to cross, how many did not make the crossing... all of them made the crossing maybe only 2 managed to survive it while the remaining 4 didn't make it

you are a genius bro by pointing out the word *managed* Thank you sir.

Prudent5217:
Let me try answering the IQ question

1. No Bird is left on the palm tree
2. No sheep made the crossing

you got N0. 1 right.
You got number N0. 2 wrong.
Sheep usually move in numbers, so if one of the sheep in group crossed the rest must also cross, no matter the conditions. You can as well verify from people especially elders. Thank you for trying.

Psychology test:
You may be asked questions like these: is any of your children brilliant like you? Please remember you filled single in your forms.

Have you ever smoked cigarettes before? You said no bah.
... Later you may be asked: does cigarettes has a coffee taste?.

IQ test:

If twenty seven birds in a palm tree, and a hunter shoots one, three of birds died instantly
13 were seriously injured, how many birds are left in the palm tree?

There are 6 six sheep beside a busy highway two managed to cross to the highway, How many sheep did not make the crossing?

I will update more shortly.

We go see for Kaduna very soon, I get plenty moral songs for you people.