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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 7:23pm On Oct 08, 2019
Any legal practional candidates in the house? This question is for you. Anybody can also contribute your opinions.

*HERE IS MY QUESTION.

*A woman had a violent quarrel with her husband who then disappeared untraced for a long time. The "witnesses" to the quarrel alleged that she killed him, even though his body was never found (it was felt that she was too clever in hiding the body)*
*She was, eventually, arraigned, tried and sentenced.*
*She served a strict jail term for the murder. And, after she came out, she found out that her husband was living with another woman.*

*She traced him to the other woman's house and shot and killed him; he died for real this time around! So, she was re-arrested and re-arraigned for the murder of the same person.*

*IF YOU WERE THE NEW JUDGE, will you look at the case as a fresh murder or will you look at it as a crime for which she had already served an appropriate jail term??*
*(GIVE REASONS!)*

Let's have your view please.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE:
Any mathematicians in the house? Anyway anybody can attempt the questions

*INSIDE LIFE CORPS*
*DSSC/SSC 2019 SCREENING EXAMS*


*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*

*INSTRUCTIONS:*
1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_*

2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_*

*1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow.  eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

*2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

*3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*
*(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members.  *(5 Mks)*

*4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)*

*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

*6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

*7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant.  
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

8.* You have been in the place of worship  for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)

   _*BEST OF LUCK!*_

Your Time Starts Now!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 6:43pm On Oct 08, 2019
lekdap:
Checking from Google, 11 and 14 seems wrong too.
11. Anthony Enahoro
14. Morocco.

@OCKEHINDE,nice work sire. Keep the good work up.
N0 14 is correct, The Sahara Desert is located in the northern portion of Africa and covers over 3,500,000 square miles (9,000,000 sq km) or roughly 10% of the continent. It is bounded in the east by the Red Sea and it stretches west to the Atlantic Ocean.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE:
Please take note on my previous questions an answer.
N0 16 is not correct, somebody has corrected me/it. The right answer is October 1, 1996.

14 is not correct. The right answer is Anthony Enahoro in 1953
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 6:07pm On Oct 08, 2019
Valleys:
Nice stuff. But 16 is 1996
okay noted. Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE:
If you have any types of tattoo in your body, bro just forget the whole thing, it's better for you not to attend the screening, ARMY don't joke with tatoo, infact if you are discovered they might detain you in guard room.

Those of you believing professional certificates is not required especially in the medical field, believe me it's a big lie. You must have a current practicing license as a specialist, because Army will not conduct another professional examination for your course of study, your existing practicing license is what proved you are not a (DPO) dangerous practicing officer. However you can still proceed if don't have required documents for DSSC they might give you option for SSC, if your age is within SSC, that is what they did to some candidates last year. I wish everyone success.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 4:38pm On Oct 08, 2019
PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Ugliness is a BASTARD.

Second scenario can be attributed to plain stupidity.
lol...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE:
Prudent5217:
Abeg back to important matter. @Ockehinde abeg help us with the answers to those questions you started earlier
here is it bro.

Answer to my previous questions.
NB: if I'm wrong in any provided answer you can correct me it, please no insult.
The answer is according to the S/N.

1. 195 countries. But 2 countries is not officially recognized.
2. 54 countries in Africa.
3. Liberia and Ethiopia.
4. Ghana. On 6th March 1957.
5.Word Bank is located in Switzerland, but the Headquarters is Washington DC United State.
6. David Malpass. He took office on 9th April, 2019.
7. Is too many just check them on online.
8. The is answer 59 years old. But take note of this: it was formerly Royal Nigeria Army (RNA) was established in 1862 by Captain John Glover. But, 1960, when Nigeria became republic, the RNA change to the Nigerian Army (NA).
9. Six geo political zone.
10. 1991
11. Anthony Enahoro.
12. General Aguiyi Ironsi.
13. Mrs Ellen Johnson Sirleaf.
14. Sahara desert in Africa.
15. Asia continent.
16. 1996.
17. 1967.
18. NNDP party was formed in 1923 by Herbert Macaulay.
19. Colonel Odumegwu Ojukwu.
20. Berlin.
21. General Abdulsalami Abubakar (1998-1999).

I will post more questions shortly. Please correct me if you discovered any mistakes.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE:
Some funny questions you might asked at panel when there is too much qualified candidates left.

1. How many country is there in the whole world?
2. How many country in the Africa?
3. How many country did not colonized in Africa up till today
4. What is first country to gain her independence in Africa?
5. Where is world Bank located?
6. Who is president of world Bank?
7. Countries and their capital?
8. How old is Nigerian Army?
9. How many geo political zone in Nigeria?
10.Abuja became Nigeria Federal capital territory in what year?
11. The motion of self governance was moved in Nigeria by who?
12. Who was the first military head of state in Nigeria?
13.Who is the first female president in Africa?
14.Where is the Sahara desert?
15.Which continent is the largest on earth?
16.Nigeria attained 36 states structure in what year.
17.Creation of states in Nigeria started in?
18. The first political party in Nigeria was created in what year?
19.The Civil War of January 1967 was headed by.
20.  The conference where west Africa was ceded to British was held in?
21. Who was the last military head of state?

NB: you might see any these questions in your obj exam at the screening gruond, you may also be asked any of them if you made to the panel.

We are no longer in the Era where we commonly says nothing concerns army with education! Remember graduate like has invaded the army seriously.

If want answers to the above questions I will gladly update it. There's also many questions with me if you want them.

Please don't insult me I'm not trying to test your intelligence neither do I know more than you do.


Answer to my previous questions.
NB: if I'm wrong in any provided answer you can correct me it, please no insult.
The answer is according to the S/N.

1. 195 countries. But 2 countries is not officially recognized.
2. 54 countries in Africa.
3. Liberia and Ethiopia.
4. Ghana. On 6th March 1957.
5.Word bank is located in Switzerland, but the Headquarters is Washington DC United State.
6. David Malpass. He took office on 9th April, 2019.
7. Is too many just check them on online.
8. The is answer 59 years old. But take note of this: it was formerly Royal Nigeria Army (RNA) was established in 1862 by Captain John Glover. But, 1960, when Nigeria became republic, the RNA change to the Nigerian Army (NA).
9. Six geo political zone.
10. 1991
11. Anthony Enahoro.
12. General Aguiyi Ironsi.
13. Mrs Ellen Johnson Sirleaf.
14. Sahara desert is Africa.
15. Asia continent.
16. 1996.
17. 1967.
18. NNDP party was formed in 1923 by Herbert Macaulay.
19. Colonel Odumegwu Ojukwu.
20. Berlin.
21. General Abdulsalami Abubakar (1998-1999).

I will post more questions shortly.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE:
My brothers village people dey real o. Here is someone experience in the year 2007. This guy made it to the final selection (panel) one of the officers just told him that is too ugly to be an officer. Bro wetin concerns army with an ugliness? Pls pray very well before going for screening, but avoid too much fasting before you go. But however we still need prayer.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE:
Some funny questions you might asked at panel when there is too much qualified candidates left.

1. How many country in the whole world?
2. How many country in the Africa?
3. How many country was not colonized in Africa.
4. What is first country to gain her independence in Africa?
5. Where is world Bank located?
6. Who is president of world Bank?
7. Countries and their capital?
8. How old is Nigerian Army?
9. How many geo political zone in Nigeria?
10.Abuja became Nigeria Federal capital territory in what year?
11. The motion of self governance was moved in Nigeria by who?
12. Who was the first military head of state in Nigeria?
13.Who is the first female president in Africa?
14.Where is the Sahara desert?
15.Which continent is the largest on earth?
16.Nigeria attained 36 states structure in what year.
17.Creation of states in Nigeria started in?
18. The first political party in Nigeria was created in what year?
19.The Civil War of January 1967 was headed by.
20. The conference where west Africa was ceded to British was held in?
21. Who was the last military head of state?

NB: you might see any these questions in your obj exam at the screening gruond, you may also be asked any of them if you made to the panel.

We are no longer in the Era where we commonly says nothing concerns army with education! Remember graduate like has invaded the army seriously.

If want answers to the above questions I will gladly update it. There's also many questions with me if you want them.

Please don't insult me I'm not trying to test your intelligence neither do I know more than you do.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE:
Damfostopper:
Health Info. Mgt
Very nice course bro. Your course of study is needed in the army, you will become HIM officer.

My uncle is also HIM officer, he attained the rank of Major 3 years ago.

They can ask you anything, you must have a good knowledges in both local and international health history /cases. You must be conversants with diseases names and prevention.
Just ready to face any funny questions like these (1) if you come across any dying person besides the road, what is your first idea of how help?. (2) by law who should responsible for removal of dead body abandoned in the street....you be asked a lot questions on prevention of diseases, the role of every healths organization in the world and when they established.

NB: you will face a serious and multiple questions when you get to the panel, you must be a sharp and smart, you also need to be vocal, five officers might be asking you a different question at a time, I have not been there before but previous candidates who's now an officer told me his experiences, ARMY would confused you till you forget your name. Don't try to stammer (Army would never take stammerer) or answering likes these "you know you know you know"as an answers, make sure you avoid using big grammars or any complex words, idiom, slang, don't too follow rules of english pronounciation I mean *Diction* don't pronounced army as Amy, don't pronounced water as warer, just be your self. Don't ever try to correct any officer in anyway especially when you discovered that they are grammatical faulty.

This is somebody experience let take it as case of study: the officer said: can you *confused* us that if you were considered for the enlistment you would give army the best in you? Instead of my guy to answer "yes" he started correcting the Colonel that his grammar is faulty: *it's convinced not confused sir*. My people behold: they sent him away immediately...Over Sabi dey kill many candidates. Hmmm remember village people dey real oo. Lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 6:04pm On Oct 06, 2019
Damfostopper:
edakun... make person reply me
did you later see your course of study? If may ask what is your course of study under professional allied to medicine?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 2:08pm On Oct 06, 2019
ugo4u:
Mostly those that are in the field of medical sciences.
There was a time army was looking for Radiographers I think under Dambazzau or so, it was that bad that the then military secretary had to give instructions to candidates that came for screening that if they know any radiographer they should call the person, for automatic slot.
lol, there is hope for radiographers ooooooo. Thanks man I'm very happy for the info.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE:
Just want to know, which of these courses is more demanding in the Nigerian Army: Radiography, Medical laboratory science (MLS), and nursing. Please experienced persons should respond to me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE:
Any certified radiographer in the house?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 1:33pm On Oct 06, 2019
ugo4u:
That your friends mentality is what the army is trying to cleanse itself from, some people still have the notion that being in the military gives them a leeway to harass citizens, they're meant to protect which is very unfortunate. I pray he succeeds sha, na if army work even give am breathing space na him e go begin talk about visiting village to harass village people.
Arrogance and indiscipline is not a hallmark of a Gentleman officer.
you just spoke my mind. I wish you success bro.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 1:17pm On Oct 06, 2019
olawaleseun:
I remember reading it on the SSC recruitment site that ALL APPLICANTS ARE NOT TO HAVE ANY BODY MARK OR INSCRIPTION on them, but I've got a Case as Regards that. The Back of my Right Palm was operated on in 2006 and the Scar is Big and Visible (as shown in the pics below). Abeg for those wey Attend last year screening, what is my (Dis)qualification chance??
bro don't bother your self this scars is nothing, but don't tell Army it was an operation just tell them something cut you there when you were very young. You are good to go. Success bro.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE:
Victory is from God alone
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 10:09pm On Oct 05, 2019
odimbannamdi:
It is either your navel was very big or the surgeon didnt do a very good job. I suspect the former.

The examining doctor will most likely poke his fingers into that region to know whether any opening is still there.

In any case, dont be dismayed. As long as the repair was done long ago and you have healed completely, it wont pose any problem at all.

I wish you all the best, brother.
Thank you sir.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 10:06pm On Oct 05, 2019
KODACK:
I think he wants to be extra sure.

Ugo4u had given a whole lot of details on previous pages about the navel issue.

He isn't believing in me sir, just for sake of clarity.


And am sure God will favour him sir.
Thank you sir. I really appreciate your inputs.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 10:00pm On Oct 05, 2019
Mode9Juma:
Just pray the physician skip pass you and score you as it is boldly seen, some dont care the 6yrs u said, Pray dude! nobody in this thread can tell u if you will pass or naah, they bring different people every year for physical check!! Make i talk my own also u no dey do excercise see ur belle o..dude workout and stay fit.
Thank you bro.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE:
Edyice:
So my navel has become a subject of mockery? I'm very sure many candidates on this thread has a deteriorating health cases more than the my navel condition.

If Bobo Don wear khaki finish now, you no go fit see my navel again. Anyway I wish everyone success.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 9:15pm On Oct 05, 2019
Thank you all for the advice about my navel wahala. I wish all of you success.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE:
Victory is from God alone
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE:
Any medical officer or any experienced person on this forum should advise me on this: My navel was too big before so I had an umbilical hernia surgery 6 years ago and the incision is boldly there I hope this will not hinder me as DSSC candidate. Pls I need reply asap. Thanks

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