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Romance / Re: If You Fail To Have An Erection After Seeing Her. You Are Not A Real Man. by octembu: 11:34am On Nov 24, 2020
I have a stupid question for the males, did you just see this picture(op) and you had an erection? Is erection instantaneous? Abeg no vex o.

For a man to have an erection from seeing a clothed woman, that man would have to be an extreme pervert.

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Romance / Re: If You Fail To Have An Erection After Seeing Her. You Are Not A Real Man. by octembu: 11:32am On Nov 24, 2020
Why would I have an erection from looking at a clothed woman, what kind of pervert do you think I am?


Phones / Re: 16yr Old Becomes First To Hit 100m Followers On Tiktok by octembu: 11:13am On Nov 24, 2020
The weird thing is that 80% of her followers will be grown up men. I mean grown up men will be following a sixteen years old girl, smh.

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Crime / Re: Edo Grapples With Cultists’ Reign Of Terror After #EndSARS Protests by octembu: 10:48am On Nov 24, 2020
The cult war started as a result of the revenge mission of the escaped prisoners. One of them that was arrested said when he came out of prison he learned that his brother that always visited him in prison had been killed by a rival cultist. After learning about the identity of the cultist that killed his brother, he took his weapon and fellow cultist to go exact revenge but was caught on the way.

The many escaped prisoners that succeeded in their revenge missions, triggered counter revenge from rival cult group until everything turned into a battle to the death between cultist in the state.


Celebrities / Re: "I've Always Wanted To Enhance My Boobs Since I Was 16,17," Lil Wayne Daughter.. by octembu: 10:47am On Nov 24, 2020
There is nothing like natural soft boob.

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Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala’s Rival, Yoo Myung-Hee To Withdraw From WTO DG Race by octembu: 9:51am On Nov 24, 2020
Donald Trump is a very useless man, he had his hands full with the US election, but he still tried to impede Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala bid to become WTO chairman.

Now that Joe Biden have defeated him in the US election, he is running from Pilar to post trying to overturn the result of the election and no longer have the leeway to block Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, she is already about to be announced as the new WTO chairman.

In the same vain, anyone that is trying to stand in the way of us achieving out God given destiny, they shall stumbled and fall. Crisis shall befall their life that they will no longer have time to pursue our matter. And by the time they turn to focus on us again, we will have succeeded in achieving our God given destiny.

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Business / Re: $1 Daily, No Investment. by octembu: 7:41am On Nov 23, 2020
If truly you have not made money online and you are willing to make money don't be too lazy to spare 15 minutes hourly to earn and learn from this wonderful site.

Deceiving people by posting fake phone number that doesn't exist as your contact number.

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Crime / Re: Police Break Into The Hiding Place Of Heavily Armed Cultist In Edo State by octembu: 3:17pm On Nov 22, 2020
Edo people condoned cultism, believing cultist are harmless folks. But their eyes are opened with recent events in the state.
Crime / Re: See Why You Should Be Careful When You Like Eating In Restaurant by octembu: 3:12pm On Nov 22, 2020
Igbo Amaka chest beaters will be avoiding this thread like a plague.
Celebrities / Re: Nengi Bbnaija Makes First Snapchat Video With Her New Iphone 12. by octembu: 3:10pm On Nov 22, 2020
Wow Nengi, as a fan of yours I am very proud you, proud you are one of the few people to own an iPhone 12. I wish you more achievement in life.
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities Storm Williams Uchemba's Wedding (Photos, Video) by octembu: 3:02pm On Nov 22, 2020
End time wedding ceremony is one of the yoke the devil placed on the youth to make it difficult for them to marry the woman they love settle down.

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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Attends Williams Uchemba's Wedding With 6 Pregnant Women by octembu: 3:00pm On Nov 22, 2020
Only 2 are pregnant. But this is disgusting.

You must be a super intelligentsia.
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniel Gives Ned Nwoko Lap Dance As They Party by octembu: 2:36pm On Nov 22, 2020
This 16 years old girl wey I be plan to marry. I come go dey work to earn enough money to take go marry her.

But before I fit work enough money to take marry her, one old man wey get money don go marry her put for house.

Chai, this life no balance at all.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Trumps Laywer Sidney Powell Says She Has Evidence Trump Got 80 Million Votes by octembu: 2:36pm On Nov 22, 2020
Celebrities / Re: 9ice Brags About Not Staying With One Woman (Throwback Video) by octembu: 2:03pm On Nov 22, 2020
Cheating is the proof of a man's worth. A man who doesn't cheat is not manly enough, he is a pussy ass niggarr that needs to grow some hair on his chest


Business / Re: $1 Daily, No Investment. by octembu: 12:08pm On Nov 22, 2020
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Business / Re: See The Precolonial Naira Notes I Found In My Late Father's Document by octembu: 8:14pm On Nov 21, 2020
The groundnut pyramid photo on the ten shillings note was reused on the one naira note when it was introduced after independence.

Nigeria at that time seems to be very proud of their groundnut pyramid, something that the Arewa youth of today have abandoned because of the free oil money that's coming to them.
Business / Re: See The Precolonial Naira Notes I Found In My Late Father's Document by octembu: 7:08pm On Nov 21, 2020
Pound sterling.
Change the money asap

Eh? I doubt it can be changed since it has central bank of Nigeria written on it.

Business / See The Precolonial Naira Notes I Found In My Late Father's Document by octembu: 6:54pm On Nov 21, 2020
While browsing through my late father's documents in search of my younger sisters junior secondary school certificate that he kept, I found a number of precolonial naira notes among his documents.

The bunch of precolonial naira notes include:

Three one pound notes

Four ten shillings notes

Two earlier one naira notes

One later one naira note

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Business / .... by octembu: 2:13pm On Nov 21, 2020
will repost after I find where I saved the photos in my phone.

Sorry for the inconvenience
Business / Re: 3% Daily On Tron Investment by octembu: 9:43am On Nov 21, 2020

Abeg! Oooo , I am not sure if you had contacted and Ignore your request . Please Contact me as stated.

Good, I really need the link.

Celebrities / Re: Davido Slams Celebrities Who Went To Peter & Paul Okoye’s Birthday Separately by octembu: 9:57pm On Nov 20, 2020
Davido chasing clout as usual.

If Chioma wasn't such a useless girlfriend, Davido would not have time to be chasing clout.

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Celebrities / Re: Laycon Becomes The New Face Of Mentos Nigeria by octembu: 9:47pm On Nov 20, 2020
Laycon getting endorsement left right and center.

Meanwhile, Efe N25m don finish and he is back to square one.


Celebrities / Re: Davido Lambasts Those Who Attended Psquare's Birthday Party Separately by octembu: 9:45pm On Nov 20, 2020
Davido chasing clout as usual..

If Chioma wasn't such a useless girlfriend, Davido would not have time to be chasing clout.
Business / Re: Make Money Online Tutorials (FREE): Affiliate Marketing, Cpa Marketing, Youtube by octembu: 7:14pm On Nov 20, 2020
Good job yo.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Lambasts Those Who Attended Psquare's Birthday Party Separately by octembu: 6:50pm On Nov 20, 2020
Family don scatter because of woman.

"Peter and Paul they be one no be two".

Psquare made the above statement about themselves when they were not yet married.
Crime / Re: Obaseki Loses Benin To Hoodlums As Bodies Continue To Litter The Streets Of Beni by octembu: 6:43pm On Nov 20, 2020
Liar, that's the photo of an armed robber, macheted by Vigilante corps when he tried to rob in broad daylight on Wednesday.


NYSC / Re: Nysc: Is There Part Time Program In Nysc? by octembu: 12:22pm On Nov 19, 2020
Kemi Adeosun is a very foolish woman, if only she didn't try to cut corners and skip NYSC, by now she would still be the honorable minister of finance.

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