₦airaland Forum

helinues:
Even after saying it's a win win results..

Kuku tell us you are not happy for killing your boys

We all know that Derby's entrance exposed the fact that your Khalifa and his Sunni Generals where never engaging BH.

Nah una the thing pain pass.

Terrorist

helinues:
Those aforementioned states shared border with Chad.. It was because Nigeria army pushed them out of Nigeria territory, that's why their attacks have been reduced.

Like I have said, it's time for the Chad and Cameroonnto secure their borders and let's see how BH are going to operate

You are spewing trash.

Your sojas where cheering Chadian forces as the moved deep into Nigeria, advancing towards BH targets.

Your same Sojas were once recued y Camerounian Gerdames after fleeing into Cameroun.

The same Chad and Cameroun as well as Niger are hosting large number of Nigerian refugees.

Why would Nigerians run to Chad, Cameroun and Niger if that is where BH has its strong holds.

You are not making sense at all.


What I do know is that BH being displaced from the border regions will mean that they will then retreat deep into Nigeria.

Lets see the useless excuse your Army will give when BH starts advancing and capturing LGAs further south.

[quote author=helinues post=88256923][/quote]kai.

Are you still mourning BH or have you now decided to support your Sunni Army

missimelda01:
It will not be well with the scientist that started Corona virus walahi

i said no women allowed.

budaatum:
Am I? Or you just projecting what you are?

You like role plays ehh

I see.

So you can be lesbian or tranny with a strap on.

Very flexible.

helinues:
Not serious after pushing the BH towards Chad.. Are you having comprehension problem?

Is it not the same Baga that is in Nigeria.

BH holds territory across Yobe, Borno and Adamawa.

Chibok in Borno is under BH control and Chibok is in the central parts of Borno.

When did they ever push BH into Chad.

You guys can lie.

The fact is Idris Derby is ousting BH from his border with Nigeria and is also consolidating his military gains by carving up Baga and other surrounding Lake Chad communities for himself.

The Nigerian Military is nowhere in sight and so Idris is just helping himself out .

This is the truth

budaatum:
Slap me now, as your "General Woman's Operational manual" instructs you too.

You are one sick tranny aren't you

helinues:
What took them so long before been offensive this time after Nigeria army pushed the BH into Chad and Cameroon territory since when.

You wailers should wail logically.. Let's both country strengthening their borders and let us see as BH will operate

Maybe because they realized your Boko Govt was not serious or was actually one and the same with the BH terrorists.

helinues:
It was a deal that went wrong between Chad government and BH leaders.. Still win win situation

lol.

Now Chad is negotiating with BH over Nigerian territory.

You BMC roaches are really an asset to the opposition and a liability to whoever is stupid to retain you.

budaatum:
Because you are not sufficiently competent to instruct women, obviously.

I am suspecting you are a lesbian.

This does not in anyway make you equal to a man.

Pls stop posting on this thread as instructed in the OP.

Macnnoli4:
Why don't you pamper her, play with her often and be more romantic so that she would love you more. A woman can do anything for the person she loves. And the bible never specified any sex position.

I bought her a knitting kit and also a complete Deeper Life year long Bible crossword puzzle book.

What more do you want me to do

budaatum:
Or what? You will slap me?

I think you think your wife is one of your children, though I'm certain you would not slap your child so hard. I mean, how dare she burn your food and almost your house with your family in it? She can't cook, and then slaps you back! Twice!

Kill her jor! Just kill her! It must say so in your "General Woman's Operational manual". Though I do wonder why you'd marry a "General Woman". Is it because you just can't see her as an individual?

You "love her" indeed, lol.

I said no women.

Why don't you women take simple instructions!

ghettokid1:
Give her 2 Upper cuts & 2 Smack downs then come and thank me later

I am a big guy and this will work if I married an orc but my wife is only 5ft and weighs less than a feather.

This might seriously injure her or kill her.

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YxCEc2kUDRp2RWy:
Some idiot will just wake up in the morning, eat, take their phone, waste previous time concocting different stories on NL and then post it here as a thread.
Go and grow a new brain OP.
The current one seems to be somatically defunct

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I said Men only.

Begone from here woman!

Ok, I just checked my profile and saw that I was banned in Family section for posting Nudes.

Some idiot replied a comment I made over there and said : ''I must have a small dik'' So I simply posted a pic of my penis to refute this allegation before it goes viral.

How is that in anyway wrong.

Good day all,

I have this serious problem and I need your advice.

I would have gone to Family Section but for some reason I have been banned till 2176 AD.

So maybe your Romance dudes can help me.

So here it goes....

I have been married to my wife for 3 years now although have been dating her since she was 16. I am 39 by the way.

Everything was ok until we got married and she started misbehaving.

Like one time I came home and she did not serve me my food because she was deeply engrossed in watching a zee world series. I then told her to get my food ready woman and she then went to the kitchen and put it on fire saying she is warming it. I then went to the room to take a shower and then checked on our kids and when I returned to the living room everywhere was smelling burnt food. She didn't even know that the whole house was filled with smoke because she was just watching her silly Indian series.

I then knew at that moment I had to act and so I slapped her across her face.

The slap was so heavy that she could not even whimper for about 10 seconds and had this shock across her face. I thought this will straighten her up for good but to my surprise she slapped me back- twice!

I was about to go full WWE and World Star mode on her but decided against it as she may get badly injured so I just walked out of the house to cool off.

Now, since slapping will not reset her as directed in the General Woman's Operational manual and since I don't want to go the full overhaul and start beating her, I was considering using either my belt or a cane but I am seriously aversed to this as most women have a BDSM side to them and this may turn to some kinky sh!t and from there my woman will be deliberately pissing me off so that I can use the cane or belt on her towards some sick perversion.

So since, my slap isn't working as she slaps me back - double sef and I don't want to hurt her by punching and body slamming her and also that as a newly converted Deeper Life member I am totally against any other sex position other than the missionary style and so will not want to use a belt or cane to turn my wife to a BDSM wh0re, I want to know if there is any other safe and reasonable way to instill my will and discipline on my wife.

I really do love her and will appreciate any suggestions from you guys on how to go about my current predicament.

Thanks and P.S. only men should comment.

Either the useless Nigerian Govt has traded Baga and a host of Lake Chad communities to Idris Derby in return for dislodging BH just like they did in the civil war with Bakassi and Cameroun or Idris Derby knows there is a power vacuum in Aso Rock and is using that to either deal decisively with BH or as an excuse to claim parts of the troubled Chad basin.

I believe the latter is more in line as Buhari's whereabouts are subject to speculations and that of his VP is looking more like an Aboboku running for his dear life.

What I mean by the above is that we can expect the worst case scenario on the status of Buhari. Osinbanjo is in hiding fearing for his life as the cabal has vowed not to hand over to him so this may explain his missing ass. Then there is Operation ''second-eleven'' memo from the CDS which translates to a likely coup once Buhari's status is officially revealed.

Also, the brazen looting going on as we can deduce from the arson attack on the Auditor-General's Office which is linked to the stupendous COVID-19 2 Trillion naira scam and the recent NNPC directive to suddenly privatize refinaries that are yet to attain up to 20% capacity despite several billions of naira down the drain point to the fact that there is a mad scramble by the APC rats to plunder and destroy as much evidence in the wake of a major shakeup in our landscape.

Idris Derby is most likely using the power vacuum to takeover the Chad basin. How do we reconcile the fact that he is currently receiving delegates from his legislature on Nigerian soil and has not even had any contact with either the Nigerian military brass or senior govt officials?
We have not even heard anything from Aisha Buhari concerning COVID-19. I would think she will be leading the relief effort in some capacity. Is she in mourning?

Or is the grand puppet master, Abbe Kyari gone and as such the imposter Jubril's contract is thus terminated?

Expect something big to be revealed in the coming days.

Blue3k2:
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Lol says the mumu trying to mock an individual you dont know? It's hilarious you're a mentally challenged weirdo brother over here. Pray for assistance like your brother. The mumu affliction should stop with you guys.

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Go and find work.

Opening stupid threads that only showcase your BMC brainlet

richeeyo:
I say this from the window of my room
at surulere, guess it was coming from the sea port,
only 4, i felt disappointed within me
Egypt has 400 tanks

Apart from other armored vehicles

You are not even happy.

4 is even too much. You want those psychotic trigger happy idiots to have 400 tanks who do you think they will target

Blue3k2:
Lol sorry didnt know you one his family members. Hopefully stupidity doesn't afflict your kids aswell. Pray for assistance with Gamalnasser.

GamalNasser aka FarahAideed aka SarkinYarki aka SalamRushdie

You are a jobless riffraff to even have the time to open one useless thread over another poster here.

Go and find work.

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leokid866:
It's a shame that in light of everything going on within this country you chose to hold on to hate...the Chad people you are talking about do you think they did not have support from the Nigerian government or you think they came to fight a war on our lands just because they love us? Please take this lockdown period to evaluate and restructure your sense.

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I know that you are mourning your BH members.

You zombies clamored for GEJ's removal on the ground of him not effectively rooting out BH.

Your Buhari has made security situation worse off and some one risked the lives of his troops and resources to do something about BH but you BMC rodents are attacking him and his gallant troops.

Whose side are you own, BMC roach.

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redsun:
At a time when advanced nations are realising the preventable hardship and inequality privatisation creates in the society, the animals are selling the masses key assets to their cohorts and gang members.

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Communism is for zombies and almajiri layabouts

The only thing to question is why not get the private sector to repair and operate the facility.

This is how Tinubu used state funds to dualize Lekki-Ajah 50KM road at one billion naira per kilometer and then concession it fully to himself.

After using public funds to repair the refineries (which were inflated) they now want to hand them over to themselves in the form of privatization from where they will pay a stipend of what they generate and also still find a way to get the FG to cough out money in future in the name of repairs.

Buhari and his fulani goons are going in hard, raw and dry on Nigeria.

lol

Nah now una wake up.

Chadian soldiers took out BH with their toyota trucks.

This tank will either end get blown up by BH in 2 mths time or fall into their hands.

Incompetent mor0ns

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Blue3k2:
At least Jay isnt stupid and has real accomplishments to point to. The mentally challenged weirdo GamalNasser is still praying to imaginary friend for help. We can only hope this degenerates behaviour isnt copied by his kids. I suspect mental illness might be dominant trait in bloodline sadly.

GamalNasser aka FarahAideed aka SarkinYarki aka SalamRushdie

#mentalhealthmatters imaginarypatents #prayingtoloki #mumulies

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what are you ranting on about

LabDNA:
You've pendulated from molecular science to Immunology.

Now you are getting many people all confused.

What I am saying is that sperm affects a woman in more ways you can imagine.

It affects her emotionally, physically, spiritually and also Genetically.

Flesh of my Flesh.

I believe 100% in that article and Know that the powers that be would do anything to suppress its findings so as to maintain the slut culture they are promoting as this goes in line with their plan to break the family unit.


Women are altered in so many ways by sex.

Or can you deny that a prostitute is emotionally capable of settling down with one man when she is already practically a glob of male DNA incorporated from her thousands of clients.

There is more to it than what you can see under your microscope.

LabDNA:
You opinion is entirely yours.

You are trying to tell us that the 'neigbhours free DNA' somehow 'incorporated or infused' into the woman's DNA after going through the woman's cell membrane and nuclear membrane, found it's way to the chromosome without going through biological transcription?

You think you can alter the DNA of a subject without causing significant change on the woman herself, biologically, physically or physiologically?
What do you think cancer does to the DNA integrity of subjects? How do you think Cancer does it's damage to cells?

Leave matter abeg, Chief.

sperm is on its own an immune suppressant, a woman's immune system has to be suppressed before getting pregnant or else her immune system will attack and kill the fetus

This is why faggits get AIDS by taking gallons of sperm up their ass and down their throats it kills their immunity.

Women also fall in love when they take up sperm as it triggers production of Oxycontin.

A woman's personality changes with good healthy and sex. They sleep better and have healthy appetites in the morning and their mood remains pleasant.

Birth control pills hinder this and turn them depressed feminazi maniacs.

There is more than biology in sperm there is also chemistry.

LabDNA:
Naa!
It doesn't work like that. The accuracy of every positive paternity test is 99.999%. That's how we write our reports.

No chance for a mix of other 'foreign genes' if the test is a true Positive.

Listen, you don't get the article.

It states that the woman's DNA is altered by her sex mates


When you test for DNA paternity, you test the chances of one of either of the parents' parental claims.

You test for the man's paternity claims based on his genes being present and not that of the woman.

Have you also read on how long term couples end up looking like each other.

The woman basically transforms after years of sex to look like the man

This is pure flesh of my flesh stuff and is why God hated adulterer because it turned the women to globs of DNA soup.