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Crime / Re: Nigerians React To The Execution Of Chijioke Obioha In Singapore by odinese(m): 2:30pm On Nov 19, 2016
[size=20pt]no

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Drugs! angry angry[/size]
Crime / Re: 68-Year-Old Man Prints Fake Currency In Oyo (Photo) by odinese(m): 1:54pm On Sep 07, 2016
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Make Una con tel me wetin 68year old man pikin go dey use him papa money do...if I turn 68, my pikin never reach to dey give me money and grandchildren? Wetin my pikin go still dey find for school?
I no even include lie for the list sef.

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Crime / Re: RRS Takes Control As Hausa-Fulani Cause Misunderstanding In Agege, Lagos (Pics) by odinese(m): 1:30pm On Sep 07, 2016
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Crime / Re: Suspected Kidnappers Arrested In Kano (pics) by odinese(m): 10:42pm On Sep 06, 2016
[size=25pt]abokinas!!!![/size]

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Engages In A Dancing Competition With El-Rufai In Edo by odinese(m): 10:10pm On Sep 06, 2016
[size=14pt]only God know if na panda e dey rap for there angry[/size]
Politics / Re: Photos From Hanan Buhari's Birthday Party by odinese(m): 9:39pm On Sep 06, 2016
[size=14pt]na dis kin girls dey use deir hand dey open pussyy if u dey knack dem....after the knacking, dem go use hijab dey deceive zombie.[/size]

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Forum Games / Re: All The SHARP Guys!!! – Get In Here And Find Starboy ‘wizkid’ In This Photo ? by odinese(m): 9:09pm On Sep 05, 2016
[size=15pt]wetin wizkid kid dey do for mile 12 [/size]

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Comment Made U Laugh So Hard On Nairaland. by odinese(m): 11:05pm On Jul 05, 2016
fiftynaira:
"The thunder that will fire you is like doctors prescription 1 in the morning 2 in the afternoon nd 3 at 9t"
grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / What Comment Made U Laugh So Hard On Nairaland. by odinese(m): 10:24pm On Jul 05, 2016
Can't remember the topic I saw this one yesterday. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the comment.
You can post pics of the comment that made ur day.
Romance / Re: Why Ladies Of Nowadays Dress Like Oloshos (sluts) by odinese(m): 11:13pm On Jun 22, 2016
ebonyeyes88:
my apologies seriously because I don't know who's who.. Yes I do..
CUL. pm me with ur whatsapp num i will chat u up on friday
Romance / Re: Why Ladies Of Nowadays Dress Like Oloshos (sluts) by odinese(m): 11:03pm On Jun 22, 2016
ebonyeyes88:
no need to prove sh1t. You are so fuck1ng rude. Lol oh well cheesy grin too many Damn haters. I'm so beautiful it's unbelievable b1tech Niggaz would think I'm a man. Go ahead with the insults. Shame on you and your bloodline of apes. You are the definition of a b1tch azz nigga.
Pls there's no need for the insults,cos i never meant to hurt u. alot of nl males do open several accounts to pose as females, and after several chats u later realise that u chatting a male. thats it...are u on whatsapp?
Romance / Re: Why Ladies Of Nowadays Dress Like Oloshos (sluts) by odinese(m): 2:31pm On Jun 22, 2016
ebonyeyes88:
That's fine with me just be cautious it's slippery and wet... grin cool
im sure u are a guy
Romance / Re: Why Ladies Of Nowadays Dress Like Oloshos (sluts) by odinese(m): 8:45pm On Jun 21, 2016
IAmOged:

no ooo


ebonyeyes88 is flame master gringrin

I report you to wildtongue
aproko
Romance / Re: Why Ladies Of Nowadays Dress Like Oloshos (sluts) by odinese(m): 9:31am On Jun 21, 2016
ebonyeyes88:
how u mean?
UR PUSSY
Romance / Re: Why Ladies Of Nowadays Dress Like Oloshos (sluts) by odinese(m): 5:45am On Jun 21, 2016
ebonyeyes88:
who the phuk is ellacute24? You must be a retard dude....smh
Can i giv u a head
ebonyeyes88:
who the phuk is ellacute24? You must be a retard dude....smh
Can i giv u a head
ebonyeyes88:
who the phuk is ellacute24? You must be a retard dude....smh
Can i giv u a head
Politics / Re: NURTW Crowd That Surround Governor Ajimobi Today by odinese(m): 9:37pm On Jun 14, 2016
Vshock:
monkey what are you waiting for. Enter Somalia nah or better still enter Ghana. Who you help. Fool the country is bad but what have you nd your generation contributed to make it great. Nothing but complains fool
Bubu Will keep fvcking ur hungry ass
Politics / Re: NURTW Crowd That Surround Governor Ajimobi Today by odinese(m): 9:17pm On Jun 14, 2016
Vshock:
phuck your whole generation. I don't even know your country but phuck your country. Low life. Idiot. In fact e no go better for your generation
I'm from the same shithole where they gave birth to ur stinky ass...fvck this shithole and all their government.
If I ever move away from this shithole, I'm fvcking gone forever
Politics / Re: NURTW Crowd That Surround Governor Ajimobi Today by odinese(m): 4:45pm On Jun 14, 2016
[size=13pt]fvck Nigeria fvck buhari fvck eveverybody[/size]

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Crime / Re: RRS Officer Arrests Car-snatching Syndicate Member, Cheats Death (photos) by odinese(m): 4:29pm On Jun 13, 2016
THUNDER fire SLOT left yansh! because i use chicken change insure my screen, naim dem com imprison my fone for 1month now. na chinko button fone na me use make fp sooo... FVCK SLOT AND FVCK THEIR BLEACHING CREAM GIRLS. FVCK BUHARI AND FVCK NIGERIA AND FVCK THE MOD WEY BAN ME...U GO DEY MESS EVERYWHERE U DEY

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Politics / Re: Release Results Of June 12, 1993 Presidential Poll, Afenifere Group Urges Buhari by odinese(m): 8:57am On Jun 12, 2016
[size=15pt]fvck buhari fvck nigeria[/size] I CAN SIGHT MYND100 LOOKING FOR WHO TO BAN

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Reacts To President Buhari's Twit About The Murdered Woman In Kano by odinese(m): 10:50pm On Jun 04, 2016
[size=14pt]Bubu don suffer[/size]
grin

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Business / Re: Petrol Station Attendants Flaunt Buttocks As Marketing Strategy (Photos) by odinese(m): 11:20pm On Apr 15, 2016
[size=15pt]out of those 5 ladies abi na 4 wey dey there, na only one or two their yansh clean for there.
The remaining ones black well well and come dey smell join...[/size]

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Romance / My Erected Pennis(graphic Pics) by odinese(m): 10:56pm On Apr 15, 2016
Some years ago, i was on my bed streaming porn and u know when streaming that stuff, ur dick will never remain the same again....
My dick was uncontrollably long and strong moving like a lizard's head(u know how their head moves wen they are breathing heavily), so the worst thing that happened to me at that moment was that my mother bashed in and u know my door is always open, So he brought in 2 indomies that I should go cook it for her that my sister refused to do so. my style of laying on the bed when streaming porn is like "I will rest my chest on the bed" so whenever I'm watching it u won't know how long my powerful dick is...
Mehn, when she said that, it was like a gunshot to me, Why? Cos she was still standing, holding the 2 indomies and she doesn't want to drop it and go. But she didn't know the reason why her son was still laying on the bed, but I kept on telling her that I'm coming I'm gonna cook it for her but she still doesn't understand the scope, she kept standing looking at me with one kind bad eyes.
(but in my mind,my worries was that "how I go stand up for this bed Ooooh, this one wey my mumsy no one drop indomie Comot and this prick no gree less).
Then I stood up like a man! grin i started adjusting my boxers from right to left, left to right, front to back very fast ooo. But immediately she looked down and noticed that there is an epic battle going on, she dropped the indomie and left.
Choi, I was so FÙCKING shy bro! Inshot! That was the most fùcked up day in my life. Can never forget that day.

Any one have similar experience?

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Romance / Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by odinese(m): 10:46am On Apr 15, 2016
President Buhari

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Romance / Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by odinese(m): 10:45am On Apr 15, 2016
[size=15pt]this op na jjc ooo... U never here say dem change "dullardinhó" to "president buhari"?[/size]

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities You Never Knew Were From Plateau State by odinese(m): 10:19am On Apr 15, 2016
Both the ones wey no be celebrity?

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Politics / Re: Aishat Buhari’s Book: Guests Refuse To Disclose Donations by odinese(m): 10:15am On Apr 15, 2016
[size=13pt]this lady go dey do like say she no do bad things or she no dey f*ck bubu...
U better Comot dat nonsense wey dey your face. No be me u fit deceive..[/size]

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Crime / Re: Abuja Woman Burns Her Maid's Breasts For Waking Late. PICTURES. by odinese(m): 12:10pm On Apr 14, 2016
[size=15pt]mehn,some people are just so heartless. I'm 110% sure that If it's her child that woke up late, all she would do is just shout at her and that's all. They just feel happy in treating another person's child badly all in the name of being a maid...
Most women so so heartless. [/size]

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Sports / Re: Super Falcons Get Paltry 10,000 Naira After Qualifying For 2016 Africa Women Cup by odinese(m): 10:09am On Apr 14, 2016
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Sports / Re: Super Falcons Get Paltry 10,000 Naira After Qualifying For 2016 Africa Women Cup by odinese(m): 10:09am On Apr 14, 2016
[size=15pt]can y'all believe that the German football federation are going to pay each of their players 320,000€ if they should win the Euro 2016? [/size]

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Politics / Re: APGA Recorded Victory In FCT Council Poll by odinese(m): 7:46am On Apr 14, 2016
[[size=15pt]this apga gan, na which side them dey for post? [/size]

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