Some years ago, i was on my bed streaming porn and u know when streaming that stuff, ur dick will never remain the same again....
My dick was uncontrollably long and strong moving like a lizard's head(u know how their head moves wen they are breathing heavily), so the worst thing that happened to me at that moment was that my mother bashed in and u know my door is always open, So he brought in 2 indomies that I should go cook it for her that my sister refused to do so. my style of laying on the bed when streaming porn is like "I will rest my chest on the bed" so whenever I'm watching it u won't know how long my powerful dick is...
Mehn, when she said that, it was like a gunshot to me, Why? Cos she was still standing, holding the 2 indomies and she doesn't want to drop it and go. But she didn't know the reason why her son was still laying on the bed, but I kept on telling her that I'm coming I'm gonna cook it for her but she still doesn't understand the scope, she kept standing looking at me with one kind bad eyes.
(but in my mind,my worries was that "how I go stand up for this bed Ooooh, this one wey my mumsy no one drop indomie Comot and this prick no gree less).
Then I stood up like a man! i started adjusting my boxers from right to left, left to right, front to back very fast ooo. But immediately she looked down and noticed that there is an epic battle going on, she dropped the indomie and left.
Choi, I was so FÙCKING shy bro! Inshot! That was the most fùcked up day in my life. Can never forget that day.

Any one have similar experience?

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Lolz...so if I have had such an experience u would want me to gist u in the presence of this multitude on NL. thanks for sharing urs sha, made me laugh. waiting for the next sharer

What is there to be amazed about? That small toothpick that you are proudly flaunting

Some guys though, they get soo entrapped into this erotic ish that you think they've been bewitched.
Mumsy came into the room and after 10secs ur di.ck neva come down? Seems like you haven't learnt control of ur mind and how to switch off.
It also goes without saying that Op doesn't last long in bed cos that's 90% a thing of mind control.