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Business / Re: Share Your Worst Broke Moments Experiences In Life by Odunayo95(m): 9:36am On Nov 01, 2020 |
hmmmn dis life get as e be have you ever been so broke that you hide it, wake up, bath, dress up and just go out, hoping for Grace and your neighbor will see you and be like wow this guy is ok, dey hail you chairmo baba oo odogwu oo, but them no no say hunger dey wire man pikin.. I dey leave my street enter another street go collect food for credit based on say my street ccn and aljeezra dey there, any info dem go cast you.. God no go shame us, he go better ;Dhmmmn dis life get as e be have you ever been so broke that you hide it, wake up, bath, dress up and just go out, hoping for Grace and your neighbor will see you and be like wow this guy is ok, dey hail you chairmo baba oo odogwu oo, but them no no say hunger dey wire man pikin.. I dey leave my street enter another street go collect food for credit based on say my street ccn and aljeezra dey there, any info dem go cast you.. God no go shame us, he go better 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Pictures From The Ilaro Peaceful Protesters. by Odunayo95(m): 4:37pm On Oct 18, 2020 |
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Politics / Re: Pictures From The Ilaro Peaceful Protesters. by Odunayo95(m): 4:36pm On Oct 18, 2020 |
it was peaceful
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Politics / Pictures From The Ilaro Peaceful Protesters. by Odunayo95(m): 4:35pm On Oct 18, 2020 |
The vibrant youth of ilaro also join the ongoing protests...
ilaro ogangan
omo amuje muta
omo oronna
says #endsars #endcustomkilling #endbadgovernment
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Family / it is well by Odunayo95(m): 4:19pm On Jun 02, 2020 |
it is well |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Can Solve Your Immediate Problem Now? A Helper Might Just Be Waiting!! by Odunayo95(m): 7:12pm On Jan 20, 2020 |
20k for my introduction next two week...
acc no 0819694993 access bank
Thank you in advance |
Politics / Re: Sowore Dancing To 'Soapy' By Naira Marley (Video) by Odunayo95(m): 11:52am On Jan 06, 2020 |
Kirikiri Jo soapy |
Celebrities / Re: Ibadan Girls Trend Online After This Amazing Photoshoot. PHOTOS by Odunayo95(m): 10:19pm On Jan 05, 2020 |
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Celebrities / Re: Actress Jennifer Omole Is Dead by Odunayo95(m): 10:16pm On Jan 05, 2020 |
Rest in peace [i]Rest in peace [/i]Rest in peace 1 Like 1 Share |
Fashion / Check This Design Out... You Got To Love Them by Odunayo95(m): 9:45pm On Jan 05, 2020 |
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Jokes Etc / Educative Jokes: Monkey 4 Sale by Odunayo95(m): 10:48pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
Monkey business. A lot of monkeys lived near a village. One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys! He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. The villagers thought that this man is mad. They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each? Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey. This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant. After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each. The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys! They sold the remaining monkeys @ 200 each. Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 500 each! The villagers start to lose sleep! ... They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each. The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement. Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week. And when he returns, he will buy monkeys @ 1000 each! He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought. He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage. The merchant went home. The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each. Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys @ 700 each secretly. This news spread like fire. Since the merchant buys monkey @ 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey. The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage. The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys! The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return. But nobody came! ... Then they ran to the employee... But he has already left too ! The villagers then realised that they have bought the useless stray monkeys @ 700 each and unable to sell them! . This is the story of MMM and other similar wonder banks as well as other greedy ways of acquiring wealth. Watch out for the next monkey business It will make a lot of people bankrupt and a few people filthy rich in this monkey business. That's how it works This story may be funny yet it makes sense when you think deep *copied* |
Travel / Re: Some Dangerous Ways African Migrants Illegally Enter Europe [photos] by Odunayo95(m): 1:48pm On May 29, 2019 |
Politics / Re: Femi Otedola And Dangote Sitting Together At The Inauguration Ceremony (photo) by Odunayo95(m): 1:36pm On May 29, 2019 |
That head eeeeh, e get as e be ooo |
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