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Wondering what really came to here mind or why she chooses that funky name as her studio.

Benekruku:
Her husband is due for another wife


I will recommend Cee-Cee for him

Is your brain paining you?

Her hubby always looking or appearing so classless and flowless! I do mistaken him for mumu.
No insult intended.

One of the best strikers i have see in his prime.A good finisher, a dribbler, composed with the ball at his feet and above all very good in the air.
Just unfortunate that Liverpool exhausted him before selling the expired remnant to chealse at the rate of £50m. But like thy say law of Kama exist, £40m out of that money went to Andy Carroll. Though they got Suarez from the remaning balance who justified his own.

obi4eze:
The way them go take flog Nigria ehn

E go be like say them thief phone.

FIFA wanted to rig this match by additional time, but God pas them

Lovelyn451:
calabar

What happened to Calaba?
Do u love our State?

Wigetsolar:
What about Ekorinim, and Duke Town?

I swear houses will be dame expensive in those areas.

This are the kind of threads we need in front page but bet me! It will never make it to front page to educate the mass.
But Vigina

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Regina Daniel wear make-up. Fimm!! on front page.

New Year's Day

There's a decent bit of football at the Emirates to ease us into 2020.

Arsenal v Manchester United

Brighton v Chelsea

Burnley v Aston Villa

Liverpool v Sheffield United

Manchester City v Everton

Newcastle United v Leicester City

Norwich City v Crystal Palace

Southampton v Tottenham Hotspur

Watford v Wolverhampton

West Ham United v A.F.C. Bournemouth

Final Day

And finally, the crescendo of the Premier League season, where months, even years, of planning can come down to one 90-minute match.

Arsenal v Watford

Burnley v Brighton

Chelsea v Wolverhampton

Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur

Everton v A.F.C. Bournemouth

Leicester City v Manchester United

Manchester City v Norwich City

Newcastle United v Liverpool

Southampton v Sheffield United

West Ham United v Aston Villa.

If FA want relegate M.Utd. make them kuku tell us. We will undestand .

M. Utd: Chealse? What an exciting way to start a new seasson
I just can't wait to see two delusional clubs killing them self's at the start of the season.

toffyz:
I can bet my balls with anyone, Madrid is winning a trophy come next season

U think winning trophy is by buying players? Go ask Evaton!

What kind of over rated player is this one? I swear Real fit buy Original for £75m.

Wenger is wright EPL remains the most formidable league in the world, so if Zedane want to be reckoned with top coaches then he most come to EPL the money making league and test his credentials.
Don't get me wrong just ask Pep. and klop

watin u come do the Rat? U no roast am shop?

where are all this my NL gamblers? You see they will be afraid to gamble with this delicious game. Just pick 2& (5.20) or 2 &ov3.5 (7.30) odd and make cool money. I'm advising you now but u wouldn't bit the bulet.

oloriLFC:
Liverpool just have to win this game. I don't want heart attack ooo.

Babe don't worry we are wining this game by 1:3 in favours of LFC.
trust me!

kodded:
I want Liverpool and Tottenham to join us at Europa







Arsenal and Chelsea fans hope I'm speaking y'all mind

Oya collect am!

Her punctuations are disgusting! Yuck! I thought I was the only one who notice that. So disguisting!

Nigeria Senate's Transfer market is Open....

15 Senators left their former clubs APC fc after a torrid 3 seasons at the top level....

Meanwhile, 2 strikers left APC fc for ADC in a bid to seek for playing times....

8 defenders, 3 midfielders and 3 strikers also Left APC fc to PDP fc after they allegedly fell out with their newly signed Head coach, Adams Oshiomhole....

However, the no-nonsense newly signed coach has issued a stern warning to the misfiring left winger, Chris Ngige , warning him to watch his back.

The captain of APC fc, Bukola Saraki is now sitting on the fence and hoping to force his move immediately the transfer window opens in September 23.

Painfully, A prolific defender, Shehu Sani who played a key role in the APC's cup winning 3 years ago failed his medicals at his new Club and his contract was terminated..... Hopefully, they might loan him to SDP fc by next season.

Finally the owner of APC fc, Buhari has refused to involve himself in any signing of new players especially after they won a local league in Ekiti state recently..

More details to come shortly......!!!

He has finally done it.

Shukusheka:
It depends on the kind of spiritual beings/powers you will find in each water.


Lakes have always been the ancestral home of ogbanje (spirit child aka Abiku). History has it our forefathers when in desperate need of a child would seek help from the goddess of the lake.

Rivers According to science, a river is a natural flowing watercourse usually freshwater, flowing into an ocean, sea or a lake. What this portends is that you will find similar spiritual beings in the sea and in the river. It is a long known fact that fresh Mammywaters have always been the one ruling the river world, they have an empire running there. Little wonder River state is the state with the highest number of mammywaters in the world and even the popular but late Queen of the coast Joanne Rivers was believed to have traced her ancestry to the cursed city.

Stream A stream is the scouting center for all marine spirits roaming the earth, it is the water with the highest recorded number of deaths worldwide and these deaths can be easily traced to the handiwork of spirits in the marine realm. Marine scouts have a knack for visiting the streams for potential talents who they eventually drown, transport the spirit of the drowned victim to the underworld, train and later release to the world as ogbanjes.


Shukusheka

Dude, your dam funny.

Bluffly:
Where you there, duration of travelling is different from when the parcel was packed and actually sent to its destination which could be more that the duration of the distance

But a properly fried meat has a duration of 24 hours and even more b4 it get spoiled.

This Ifere of a guy is doing everything humanly possible to pent Ayade black, from Uyo to Odukpani is just 30-40 minute drive so tell me how will fried meat get spoiled before getting to Odukpani, Akamkpa and Yakkur the neighboring L.G.A.s.
Is it not his brother ( Sen. Leyel Imoke) that reeked Cross River, bringing down the good work of our amiable and futuristic Donald Duke.
Ifere! eten kalikol, Oduwah duwah.

Abeg make ManU no cut my ticket. I carry 1:1 draw 4 this game.
How 2.6m where I don see face 2face like this go come vanish like that. other of my games all don enter. ManU pleas petty my condition. otherwise na generational curse I go place on you.

passyhansome:
On my way to Anfield

Simple Photo shopping u can not do! shabi your neck get ear?

What will now happen to our decoders?

Chaiiii U sure say this man mouth no go put am for trouble. This is just too much.
Savage at it peak.

Donal Duke will make the best president among his counterparts. He is so futuristic and digital.
Don't be surprise to see those cars where day fly for China commercialise in Lagos and hydroplane cars commercialise in Bayelsa.

Rich people always economical with their resources but much impact to the society, just imaging the size of the cake.
Average dudes called celebrities will order for $5000 equivalent of cake. then return broke after the party.

Thank God for the successful corrective operation. That guy would have made an excellent free-kick player.

Why is MC Galaxy forming as if he didn't have a humble beginning. Okrika that has been helping Naija youths since Adam. Let 95% of the celebrities post their trow back pictures!.