**hisses * and scrolls to the next thread**

Can anybody remember wat happened in the movie 300 or 301 spartans?

what if 296 or 297 haters decide to spoil it?

to study any of the professional courses, u need to score 278 or 279 in jamb!

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232 or 233

Applied relaxer on ma hair.; something i'd never dreamt of doin!

Nna a lekwanu ijijia oooh. Oya take am 146 or 147.

It's appallin that grown ups in NL should be behaving like kids! Wat's all this for? Anyway wen i was in primary one, my teacher asked me to add one and sixteen together and i said it's either 116 or 117.

I still got 104 or 105 slugs, so don't tempt me!

O boy Ibo boy no dey carry last. Oya take am;40 and 41

Didn't get the last sentence ur post! Zodiac61

It's very simple, you can't!

@rokiatu, Did u just say men are simple? Lol, that's the funniest statement of the century!

Just oblige him the pleasure of exploring the bemuda's triangle   that is if he hasn't done that b4.

Started well but ended silly!

One guy went to a bar to drink and saw his friend sittin moodily in one corner with tears-soaked eyes. His friend asked him wat d prob was and he replied; three months ago, my grandfather died and left me $25,000. The friend comforted him and told that's no reason to be moody. The friend continued: 2 months ago, my aunt died and left me $35, 000. His friend told him to take heart but that's no reason 2b so moody! He continued;then dis month, nothing,

I wish for a wishful thinking

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I'll spend it showin some love!

OMG! See this beautifut boy!

A girl once asked me what guys actually admire in football that makes them go gaga for it and honestly i did not have a congent answer to give.

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Do u know wat the blonde's left leg said to the right leg? between you and me, we can make a lot of money!

Don't worry. Very soon, u're gonna get tired of poking the same hole every night!

Pls as christians, is it godly to use the word; godamn

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Is it true that banana increases sperm count?

In 95% of cases, it's an outsider, 4.95% it's the female and 0.05%, it's the man!

That's the fucking power of incumbency!

Over the yrs, i've noticed that 0.001% out of 100% of guys fall under the anointing of the Lord. All you see is girls falling over the whole place. I kinda need some views!