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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Instagram Videos (Updates Weekly) by officialclassic(m): 11:41pm On Feb 25, 2019
Jokes Etc / Re: Be A Blogger In Couple Of Minute (get Your Free Blog Today) by officialclassic(m): 11:39pm On Feb 25, 2019
officialclassic:
Drop your watsapp number now, let's get started.

Jokes Etc / Re: Promise me you will not watch by officialclassic(m): 5:16pm On Feb 24, 2019
officialclassic:
Do you really want to laugh hard?
Profclassiccomedy gat all the videos | Jokes | and memes you need to make you laugh for a very long time. Stay glued to our website profclassiccomedy..com
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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by officialclassic(m): 5:14pm On Feb 24, 2019
njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs3__InGSqY
Jokes Etc / Re: Promise me you will not watch by officialclassic(m): 4:22pm On Feb 24, 2019
[quote author=officialclassic post=76075543]Do you really want to laugh hard?
Profclassiccomedy gat all the videos | Jokes | and memes you need to make you laugh for a very long time. Stay glued to our website
Profclassiccomedy..com profclassiccomedy..com profclassiccomedy..com
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Jokes Etc / Promise me you will not watch by officialclassic(m): 4:20pm On Feb 24, 2019
Hello joke lovers, I'm glad to introduce you to where you can read daily new jokes, funny pictures and videos.. Where u laugh till your trousers tears
Follow the link below YOU WANT WANNA LEAVE *winks*
Daily jokes : Your Wife is Your Wife https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/09/daily-jokes-your-wife-is-your-wife.html
Jokes Etc / Re: Lighten Up Your Day With Laughter. by officialclassic(m): 4:35pm On Feb 23, 2019
officialclassic:
*TEACHING IS HARD AT TIMES O O O...*..

*Teacher:* ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar''
*Pupil:* ''I drank tea this morning.''
*Teacher:* ''Where is the word sugar.''
*Pupil:* ''It is already in the tea..!!''

������
*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class?
*Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

*Not Easy to be a Teacher o o o... !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...

*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Student*: We don't call them, they come on their own...

*TEACHER* : Name the nation people hate most
*readmore � profclassiccomedy..com ;Dhttps://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/the-main-reason-for-unwanted.html?spref=bl

Jokes Etc / Be A Blogger In Couple Of Minute (get Your Free Blog Today) by officialclassic(m): 9:13pm On Feb 22, 2019
Drop your watsapp number now, let's get started.
Jokes Etc / Re: Audition Audition Audition by officialclassic(m): 8:47pm On Feb 22, 2019
officialclassic:
Are you bold,are you funny, do you think you have what it takes to be an Actor? Then why not turn up for a new comedy audition "THE CRAZY FAMILY " (SEARCH profclassiccomedy..com) you will see this post at the front page of the site, comments your name and Email. If you get notify as soon as possible
Or follow the link

https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/audition-for-crazy-family.html
Watch this hilarious video
https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/mad-man-and-sheu-video.html
Jokes Etc / Re: Audition Audition Audition by officialclassic(m): 8:46pm On Feb 22, 2019
Blacklord0739:
Really,I have interest
go to profclassiccomedy..com find this post on their page, and drop your name and email address, good luck...
Jokes Etc / Audition Audition Audition by officialclassic(m): 1:52am On Feb 22, 2019
Are you bold,are you funny, do you think you have what it takes to be an Actor? Then why not turn up for a new comedy audition "THE CRAZY FAMILY " (SEARCH profclassiccomedy..com) you will see this post at the front page of the site, comments your name and Email. If you get notify as soon as possible
Or follow the link

https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/audition-for-crazy-family.html

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Jokes Etc / Re: Whatsapp Group For Talented People by officialclassic(m): 2:00pm On Feb 19, 2019
Flawlessangel:
Hi u all, https://gidijazz..com/2019/02/httpgidijazz.html?m=1
there's a group on whatsapp called GREAT MINDS , its a group for talented peeps..... Whether its music, acting, producing , dancing , writing or whatever talent u have, u are welcome 2 join d group.
It would give u a chance to communicate with other talented folks and even get help one way or the other ..like producers looking 4 good artiste too work with, or artiste looking 4 good quality but cheap video shoots.

Its basically a group where we all chat with each other and share experiences on our way to the top as well as render services/help anyway we can using our God given talents.....
There are also other Benefits that comes with this, 4 example, upcoming acts could get leads to shows, aspiring actors and actress wud get leads to auditions, writers get 2 paste links to their works/blogs etc

nuff said.... If u wanna b a part of this....drop ur number below, and u would b added within 48 hours.
Jokes Etc / Letter To My Bloobline�� by officialclassic(m): 12:40am On Feb 19, 2019
Dear Bro, who are you? I mean the real you? Do u also chase Benz and other valuable things of life like your friends do? If that’s true, damn am scared for you but what do I do?

Source gidijazz..com gidijazz..com

Stay focus and achieve something that has more value than a Benz, a brighter goal that is much better than the rest, I mean be fierce so you can be the the first
I know it’s not easy buh you gat to try your best, like CR7 trust me you can be the first

Source gidijazz..com gidijazz..com

Dear Bro, pls chase your goals and not
that bitch, I want you on the top not on that low pitch, millions of bitch are going to find you when you are rich so struggle and strive hard before your success goes out of reach

Dear Bro, do u wanna be a man that mom will be proud of, a child to be proud of and an heir to boast off
Think positive and buy your mama a Benz to show off, thank Abu fawaz with a Lamborghini to zoom off

Be grateful to God and pray your siblings follow your footstep and not your rude self

Dear Bro, they say hustle silently and let your Lamborghini make the noise be hungry for success and always be ready to pray to God on top of your voice
Source : Gidijazz..com gidijazz..com
Dear Bro, my message might be short let me fire it into your damn brain and take it like a shot heed my words, I know you are special you are you, no one won’t force you and no one will charge you to court

Dear Bro, everything is up to you I mean everything you do today will come back to you, so it’s up to you don’t give up bro God is there for you
Source gidijazz..com gidijazz..com gidijazz..com gidijazz..com
Jokes Etc / Re: Update Jokes by officialclassic(m): 7:02am On Feb 16, 2019
davis51:
Tops up guy..u just made mine day
awwn you are welcome
Politics / INEC Finally Postponed Nigeria's General Election by officialclassic(m): 6:47am On Feb 16, 2019
Jokes Etc / Re: Update Jokes by officialclassic(m): 2:33pm On Feb 15, 2019
officialclassic:
In my next life, if i hear the name Nigeria in my mother's womb,I will just use her intestines to hang myself....i can not come and pass through hell again nonsense �������������

My dad will hold belt and still tell me to come
I won't flog you
OK, you want to hang me abi? ��������������

Beware of women who remove The Pot Cover
With bare hands while still on hot Gas...
They have the latest version of slap..��������������

At my age i still dodge when thunder strikes.* *It's not that i'm evil but just in case of mistaken identity you know anything can happen in Nigeria !!* �����������

One girl posted on Facebook you f..ck u die you no f...ck u still die. I will better f...ck and die. the father commented you come home you die you no came home you still die.hmmm for the past two weeks now she has been sleeping in the neighbouring church ���������������

In America... GUY: I love you GIRL: I love you too
In Nigeria... GUY: I love you. GIRL: Hmmm... Ezekiel, are you sure it's me you love or my breast?_�����������������

You have been posting "Men are dogs" and
now you got pregnant and gave birth to a boy,
now you are posting "My little King"....
No, no, no My sister....thats your puppy���������������������� �

When your bae sleeps at your place for the first time, my friend you have to sleep in English. No snoring, and you must breathe not too fast not too slow ���������

Having SEX with your girlfriend while she is pregnant is very risky, what if the baby grab ur dick thinking it was a lolipop ����������

if a girl refused to show you , her milk industry during romance ...just know the wall of Jericho has fallen ��� infact it has collapsed���������������‍�‍�‍

So Ladies... Wen u remove ur bra and u see ur breast hanging like a Pentecost crusade banner� do u feel happy urself?������
����where should i pass
Here or there��

I can't wait to get married and be stealing my wife's stew and soup meat and put the blame on the kids � �������

The shortest conversation in the world is when u are in the toilet then someone opens the door.
You:�Eeeehh

Him:�Aaaaah. Sorry oo end of conversation.����������

When A Girl Keep Staring At You, There Are Two Things Involved, It's Either She Likes You Or She Is Farting Slowly ��������

Betrayal is when you see a woman’s Breast firm inside the Bra. Once she Removes the Bra....BooM! It Drops like a sachet of water ������������

If it was Yoruba people that invented the ATM Machine ehn,
And u used ur left hand to withdraw the money, the machine would retract the money, hiss and show you *"Insufficient Home Training" ������������
https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/in-my-next-life-if-i-hear-name-nigeria.html?spref=bl
https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/in-my-next-life-if-i-hear-name-nigeria.html?spref=bl
https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/in-my-next-life-if-i-hear-name-nigeria.html?spref=bl
https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/in-my-next-life-if-i-hear-name-nigeria.html?spref=bl
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People Think break up pain D most, D most painful thing is using ur last money to buy food and food fall on the ground ���������������
Jokes Etc / Update Jokes by officialclassic(m): 2:31pm On Feb 15, 2019
In my next life, if i hear the name Nigeria in my mother's womb,I will just use her intestines to hang myself....i can not come and pass through hell again nonsense �������������

My dad will hold belt and still tell me to come
I won't flog you
OK, you want to hang me abi? ��������������

Beware of women who remove The Pot Cover
With bare hands while still on hot Gas...
They have the latest version of slap..��������������

At my age i still dodge when thunder strikes.* *It's not that i'm evil but just in case of mistaken identity you know anything can happen in Nigeria !!* �����������

One girl posted on Facebook you f..ck u die you no f...ck u still die. I will better f...ck and die. the father commented you come home you die you no came home you still die.hmmm for the past two weeks now she has been sleeping in the neighbouring church ���������������

In America... GUY: I love you GIRL: I love you too
In Nigeria... GUY: I love you. GIRL: Hmmm... Ezekiel, are you sure it's me you love or my breast?_�����������������

You have been posting "Men are dogs" and
now you got pregnant and gave birth to a boy,
now you are posting "My little King"....
No, no, no My sister....thats your puppy���������������������� �

When your bae sleeps at your place for the first time, my friend you have to sleep in English. No snoring, and you must breathe not too fast not too slow ���������

Having SEX with your girlfriend while she is pregnant is very risky, what if the baby grab ur dick thinking it was a lolipop ����������

if a girl refused to show you , her milk industry during romance ...just know the wall of Jericho has fallen ��� infact it has collapsed���������������‍�‍�‍

So Ladies... Wen u remove ur bra and u see ur breast hanging like a Pentecost crusade banner� do u feel happy urself?������
����where should i pass
Here or there��

I can't wait to get married and be stealing my wife's stew and soup meat and put the blame on the kids � �������

The shortest conversation in the world is when u are in the toilet then someone opens the door.
You:�Eeeehh

Him:�Aaaaah. Sorry oo end of conversation.����������

When A Girl Keep Staring At You, There Are Two Things Involved, It's Either She Likes You Or She Is Farting Slowly ��������

Betrayal is when you see a woman’s Breast firm inside the Bra. Once she Removes the Bra....BooM! It Drops like a sachet of water ������������

If it was Yoruba people that invented the ATM Machine ehn,
And u used ur left hand to withdraw the money, the machine would retract the money, hiss and show you *"Insufficient Home Training" ������������

People Think break up pain D most, D most painful thing is using ur last money to buy food and food fall on the ground ���������������
Jokes Etc / Re: Promote Your Songs And Get New Fans Worldwide. by officialclassic(m): 8:17am On Feb 15, 2019
officialclassic:
You can now promote your songs on our website, with a token amount..
Follow it's link �
www.gidijazz.com
https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/god-existence.html?spref=bl
Jokes Etc / Laugh Out Loud With Profclassiccomedy by officialclassic(m): 8:15am On Feb 15, 2019
Music/Radio / Re: Blackface Naija - Life Time (New Jam) by officialclassic(m): 8:15am On Feb 15, 2019
Entertainment / Re: Bloggers Drop Your Contacts. For Business Deal by officialclassic(m): 8:14am On Feb 15, 2019
Hopfulme:
Name is Revolutionary

Facebook link https://m.facebook.com/yusuf.olawoyin.796

Email is Info.hopfulme@gmail.com

Phone numbers +2349065130072
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http://hopfulme..com



Entertainment / Re: Bloggers Drop Your Contacts. For Business Deal by officialclassic(m): 8:13am On Feb 15, 2019
Dongbolahan:
Handle: Dongbolahan on twitter an machiaveli_media on IG website : machiaveliworld.com 08069341685
https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/god-existence.html?spref=bl
Entertainment / Re: Bloggers Drop Your Contacts. For Business Deal by officialclassic(m): 8:12am On Feb 15, 2019
Jokes Etc / Re: Whatsapp Group For Talented People by officialclassic(m): 8:09am On Feb 15, 2019
Flawlessangel:
Hi u all,
there's a group on whatsapp called GREAT MINDS , its a group for talented peeps..... Whether its music, acting, producing , dancing , writing or whatever talent u have, u are welcome 2 join d group.
It would give u a chance to communicate with other talented folks and even get help one way or the other ..like producers looking 4 good artiste too work with, or artiste looking 4 good quality but cheap video shoots. https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/god-existence.html?spref=bl

Its basically a group where we all chat with each other and share experiences on our way to the top as well as render services/help anyway we can using our God given talents.....
There are also other Benefits that comes with this, 4 example, upcoming acts could get leads to shows, aspiring actors and actress wud get leads to auditions, writers get 2 paste links to their works/blogs etc

nuff said.... If u wanna b a part of this....drop ur number below, and u would b added within 48 hours.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by officialclassic(m): 8:08am On Feb 15, 2019
njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"
https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/god-existence.html?spref=bl
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Instagram Videos (Updates Weekly) by officialclassic(m): 8:07am On Feb 15, 2019
Simplecity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqeqDDMKsYY FIRST RELEASE HOPE YOU ENJOY...LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
_https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/god-existence.html?spref=bl
https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/god-existence.html?spref=bl
Jokes Etc / Re: Lighten Up Your Day With Laughter. by officialclassic(m): 8:05am On Feb 15, 2019
Romance / See How Davido Proposed To Chioma On Valentine's Day by officialclassic(m): 8:04am On Feb 15, 2019
Jokes Etc / Promote Your Songs And Get New Fans Worldwide. by officialclassic(m): 6:07pm On Feb 13, 2019
You can now promote your songs on our website, with a token amount..
Follow it's link �
www.gidijazz.com
Jokes Etc / Funny Prayers by officialclassic(m): 2:59am On Feb 06, 2019
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious/savage Memes That Will Make Your Day by officialclassic(m): 5:39pm On Feb 04, 2019

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