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Simplecity:

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njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

officialclassic:
*TEACHING IS HARD AT TIMES O O O...*..

*Teacher:* ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar''
*Pupil:* ''I drank tea this morning.''
*Teacher:* ''Where is the word sugar.''
*Pupil:* ''It is already in the tea..!!''

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*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class?
*Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

*Not Easy to be a Teacher o o o... !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...

*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Student*: We don't call them, they come on their own...

*TEACHER* : Name the nation people hate most
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Blacklord0739:
Really,I have interest

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davis51:
Tops up guy..u just made mine day

officialclassic:
In my next life, if i hear the name Nigeria in my mother's womb,I will just use her intestines to hang myself....i can not come and pass through hell again nonsense �������������

My dad will hold belt and still tell me to come
I won't flog you
OK, you want to hang me abi? ��������������

Beware of women who remove The Pot Cover
With bare hands while still on hot Gas...
They have the latest version of slap..��������������

At my age i still dodge when thunder strikes.* *It's not that i'm evil but just in case of mistaken identity you know anything can happen in Nigeria !!* �����������

One girl posted on Facebook you f..ck u die you no f...ck u still die. I will better f...ck and die. the father commented you come home you die you no came home you still die.hmmm for the past two weeks now she has been sleeping in the neighbouring church ���������������

In America... GUY: I love you GIRL: I love you too
In Nigeria... GUY: I love you. GIRL: Hmmm... Ezekiel, are you sure it's me you love or my breast?_�����������������

You have been posting "Men are dogs" and
now you got pregnant and gave birth to a boy,
now you are posting "My little King"....
No, no, no My sister....thats your puppy���������������������� �

When your bae sleeps at your place for the first time, my friend you have to sleep in English. No snoring, and you must breathe not too fast not too slow ���������

Having SEX with your girlfriend while she is pregnant is very risky, what if the baby grab ur dick thinking it was a lolipop ����������

if a girl refused to show you , her milk industry during romance ...just know the wall of Jericho has fallen ��� infact it has collapsed���������������‍�‍�‍

So Ladies... Wen u remove ur bra and u see ur breast hanging like a Pentecost crusade banner� do u feel happy urself?������
����where should i pass
Here or there��

I can't wait to get married and be stealing my wife's stew and soup meat and put the blame on the kids � �������

The shortest conversation in the world is when u are in the toilet then someone opens the door.
You:�Eeeehh

Him:�Aaaaah. Sorry oo end of conversation.����������

When A Girl Keep Staring At You, There Are Two Things Involved, It's Either She Likes You Or She Is Farting Slowly ��������

Betrayal is when you see a woman’s Breast firm inside the Bra. Once she Removes the Bra....BooM! It Drops like a sachet of water ������������

If it was Yoruba people that invented the ATM Machine ehn,
And u used ur left hand to withdraw the money, the machine would retract the money, hiss and show you *"Insufficient Home Training" ������������
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People Think break up pain D most, D most painful thing is using ur last money to buy food and food fall on the ground ���������������

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Flawlessangel:
Hi u all,
there's a group on whatsapp called GREAT MINDS , its a group for talented peeps..... Whether its music, acting, producing , dancing , writing or whatever talent u have, u are welcome 2 join d group.
It would give u a chance to communicate with other talented folks and even get help one way or the other ..like producers looking 4 good artiste too work with, or artiste looking 4 good quality but cheap video shoots. https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/02/god-existence.html?spref=bl

Its basically a group where we all chat with each other and share experiences on our way to the top as well as render services/help anyway we can using our God given talents.....
There are also other Benefits that comes with this, 4 example, upcoming acts could get leads to shows, aspiring actors and actress wud get leads to auditions, writers get 2 paste links to their works/blogs etc

nuff said.... If u wanna b a part of this....drop ur number below, and u would b added within 48 hours.

njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

Simplecity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqeqDDMKsYY FIRST RELEASE HOPE YOU ENJOY...LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

officialclassic:
https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/01/nigeria-jokes-updates.html

Abjay97:
Hahaha