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Romance / Re: . by officialclassic(m): 8:40am On Sep 12, 2019
ritamart:
I am still amazed at the way my last relationship ended. So,I would like to know how both sexes often end their relationship.

When she's mad and shouting � at You With Tears In her eyes � bruh when she's still mad � Get Closer To Her.
Hold her hand �..
Don't explain/Don't talk you'll Make Her More furious �just hold her,
hug her � Let her smell your perfume for more than
READ MORE �
https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/relationship-goals_12.html
Romance / Re: Tell Us Exactly What Is Stopping You From Dating Someone Here by officialclassic(m): 8:35am On Sep 12, 2019
LillyVal:
Tell us exactly what is stopping you from dating someone here.

When she's mad and shouting � at You With Tears In her eyes � bruh when she's still mad � Get Closer To Her.
Hold her hand �..
Don't explain/Don't talk you'll Make Her More furious �just hold her,
hug her � Let her smell your perfume for more than
READ MORE �
https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/relationship-goals_12.html
Jokes Etc / Relationship Goals by officialclassic(m): 8:33am On Sep 12, 2019
When she's mad and shouting � at You With Tears In her eyes � bruh when she's still mad � Get Closer To Her.
Hold her hand �..
Don't explain/Don't talk you'll Make Her More furious �just hold her,
hug her � Let her smell your perfume for more than
READ MORE �
https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/relationship-goals_12.html
Jokes Etc / Re: Are You Bored? Then I Recommend This Jokes For You by officialclassic(m): 5:11pm On Sep 11, 2019
officialclassic:

For hilarious jokes, interesting stories + funny Memes
It's only in here you can find it! grin

https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/someone-will-go-to-aba-and-buy-150k.html

UK vs NIGERIAN MOMS (JOKE OF THE DAY)
IN UK

SON: Mum, someone gave me chocolates today in School.
MUM: Wahoo, l hope you say thank you ?
SON: Yes mum.���

IN NIGERIA

SON: Mummy, someone gave me chocolate today in School.
Mummy screams: Haaaaaaaaaan Jeeeeeeeesu !!! Who ? Where ? [slaps] how many times [slaps again] did i tell you https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/uk-vs-nigerian-moms.html
Am i the only one who Judt investigate for no reason ?
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Like i can log into facebook and come across a picture of a guy, like it and view his profile, go to his pictures and find a picture of him and his girlfriend. now i click on the tagged person which is the girlfriend and go to her
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https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/just-thinking.html
Jokes Etc / Am I The Only One Who Just Investigate For No Reason?? by officialclassic(m): 5:09pm On Sep 11, 2019
Am i the only one who Judt investigate for no reason ?
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Like i can log into facebook and come across a picture of a guy, like it and view his profile, go to his pictures and find a picture of him and his girlfriend. now i click on the tagged person which is the girlfriend and go to her
READ MORE �
https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/just-thinking.html
Jokes Etc / Re: How I Made Money From My Blog. by officialclassic(m): 7:33am On Sep 11, 2019
Gystluva:
I become successful in BLOGGING system with this simple tips.

Click the link below to read the simple tips.

http://perrytips..com/2019/09/how-i-become-successful-blogger-and.html

In a Relationship u should both be committed� make time to spend together� have long Crazy conversation, Gossip a little�� take Pictures together �
Go F**k for like 2 hours���
make food together the first one to finish his/her food get a prize��� then wash dishes together maybe
READ MORE �
https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/relationship-goals.html
Jokes Etc / Re: Are You Bored? Then I Recommend This Jokes For You by officialclassic(m): 7:29am On Sep 11, 2019
officialclassic:

For hilarious jokes, interesting stories + funny Memes
It's only in here you can find it! grin

https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/someone-will-go-to-aba-and-buy-150k.html

UK vs NIGERIAN MOMS (JOKE OF THE DAY)
IN UK

SON: Mum, someone gave me chocolates today in School.
MUM: Wahoo, l hope you say thank you ?
SON: Yes mum.���

IN NIGERIA

SON: Mummy, someone gave me chocolate today in School.
Mummy screams: Haaaaaaaaaan Jeeeeeeeesu !!! Who ? Where ? [slaps] how many times [slaps again] did i tell you https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/uk-vs-nigerian-moms.html


In a Relationship u should both be committed� make time to spend together� have long Crazy conversation, Gossip a little�� take Pictures together �
Go F**k for like 2 hours���
make food together the first one to finish his/her food get a prize��� then wash dishes together maybe
READ MORE �
https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/relationship-goals.html
Jokes Etc / Relationship Goals by officialclassic(m): 7:28am On Sep 11, 2019
In a Relationship u should both be committed� make time to spend together� have long Crazy conversation, Gossip a little�� take Pictures together �
Go F**k for like 2 hours���
make food together the first one to finish his/her food get a prize��� then wash dishes together maybe
READ MORE �
https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/relationship-goals.html
Jokes Etc / Are You Bored? Then I Recommend This Jokes For You by officialclassic(m): 12:49am On Sep 10, 2019
For hilarious jokes, interesting stories + funny Memes
It's only in here you can find it! grin

https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/someone-will-go-to-aba-and-buy-150k.html

UK vs NIGERIAN MOMS (JOKE OF THE DAY)
IN UK

SON: Mum, someone gave me chocolates today in School.
MUM: Wahoo, l hope you say thank you ?
SON: Yes mum.���

IN NIGERIA

SON: Mummy, someone gave me chocolate today in School.
Mummy screams: Haaaaaaaaaan Jeeeeeeeesu !!! Who ? Where ? [slaps] how many times [slaps again] did i tell you https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/uk-vs-nigerian-moms.html
Jokes Etc / Re: Daily New Jokes by officialclassic(m): 12:35am On Sep 10, 2019
officialclassic:
Ello joke's lover, I will be posting new jokes here everyday.
Have you buy the popcorn, Oya take that chair,
and sit tight, I no wan here Sey someone fall o...
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Someone will go to Aba and buy a 150k freezer for 25k and be complaining that the freezer is shocking him
You that bought the freezer...the prize no shock you?



The way people die on radio this days its becoming alarming
The news presenter was like "Hello hello oh we lost him"! Haba

Thieves broke into my neighbour's room and found nothing to steal, they started flogging him telling him to work hard

FIFA abeg fix match between Nigeria and South Africa, Lagos stadium
E don tee wey we play friendly match

Can I ask a question, to my loyal female’s��‍♀ that 30 seconds ⌚ you wait while your boyfriend ��is putting on condom� � , what goes through your mind


I hope ladies are aware of this Xenophobia issue?
I don't want 2 hear
"Take me to SHOPRITE"
No more MTN Data or Card for now
Speaking on behalf of the Guys

South Africans warned us in their song "No matter where you go... remember the road that would lead you home" we were busy dancing and some of you were even shouting...
*Bode Thomas!!*


*95% of the ladies and gents are cute on Social Media. But trust me it ends there, if you meet them in person you'll give your life to Jesus Christ.* so many ladies are fake.

Having younger siblings around you is stressful, See my life now, am drinking yoghurt in the Toilet ��

Dear Nigerians please learn to return people's Money with the same smile � you used in borrowing it biko������

Only Guys will stay and gist together the whole day without knowing each other's name.. �
���� no time



��Those Of You That Looks Left And Right Before Urinating By The Street... Remember That Some Of Us Live Upstairs ooo���

That moment u re struggling for food at a wedding and
You mistakenly disconnect the speakers wire with your leg and All eyes on u.
You go bellefull under 3sec��

Wrestling is a very useful game. Imagine two people wearing pant fighting for belt .�����
Jokes Etc / Daily New Jokes by officialclassic(m): 12:31am On Sep 10, 2019
Ello joke's lover, I will be posting new jokes here everyday.
Have you buy the popcorn, Oya take that chair,
and sit tight, I no wan here Sey someone fall o...
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Someone will go to Aba and buy a 150k freezer for 25k and be complaining that the freezer is shocking him
You that bought the freezer...the prize no shock you?
Celebrities / Re: Is It True That I Resemble Wizkid (rema by officialclassic(m): 2:08am On Jul 06, 2019
Zikomakanaki:
Na ur village people go click this one o grin
Lol
Celebrities / Is It True That I Resemble Wizkid (rema by officialclassic(m): 1:34am On Jul 04, 2019
Jokes Etc / Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by officialclassic(m): 2:45am On Jul 02, 2019
Jazzgreen:
A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewhiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Againthe congregation cried,"Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up& said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!

The rising star profclassic has dropped Another hit hilarious comedy tittles 'school na scam! ....
Watch and I bet you will laugh forget your password!  
Watch now https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/07/school-na-scam-video.html?
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by officialclassic(m): 2:44am On Jul 02, 2019
njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

The rising star profclassic has dropped Another hit hilarious comedy tittles 'school na scam! ....
Watch and I bet you will laugh forget your password!  
Watch now https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/07/school-na-scam-video.html?
Celebrities / Re: Rema: Don Jazzy Replies Nigerians Hating On His New Artiste by officialclassic(m): 2:43am On Jul 02, 2019
TrendingGist:
GistMore.com

Rema who is a new artiste currently making waves in the music industry, yet some people still puts hate on him.

Mavin boss, Don Jazzy came for Rema's defense as he slams Nigerian hating him. He wrote;

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Sew more here; http://gistmore.com/don-jazzy-replies-nigerians-hating-on-his-new-artiste-rema

Lalasticlala

The rising star profclassic has dropped Another hit hilarious comedy tittles 'school na scam! ....
Watch and I bet you will laugh forget your password!  
Watch now https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/07/school-na-scam-video.html?
Celebrities / Re: Why I Got Married To Adekunle Gold - Simi by officialclassic(m): 2:42am On Jul 02, 2019
CGMedia:
Popular singer, Simi has revealed the reason why she tied the knot with her hubby, Adekunle Gold, Igbere TV reports.

The singer who said ‘Yes I do’ earlier this year, revealed in an Instagram post obtained by Igbere TV that she derives pleasure in inheriting her husband’s wears.

According to her, that played a huge part in her getting married.

She said right now she could wear all his clothes and never give them back to Adekunle Gold.

She wrote: “Only reason I got married was so I could wear all his clothes and never give them back. that’s the only reason why he didn’t want to get married. So love is compromise. Compromise is her having her way.”

http://igberetvnews.com/802446/why-i-got-married-to-adekunle-gold-simi


The rising star profclassic has dropped Another hit hilarious comedy tittles 'school na scam! ....
Watch and I bet you will laugh forget your password!  
Watch now https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/07/school-na-scam-video.html?
Jokes Etc / School Na Scam! (extremely Funny Comedy) by officialclassic(m): 2:40am On Jul 02, 2019
The rising star profclassic has dropped Another hit hilarious comedy tittles 'school na scam! ....
Watch and I bet you will laugh forget your password!  
Watch now https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/07/school-na-scam-video.html?
Education / Married In School But Single At Home. by officialclassic(m): 7:34am On Jun 27, 2019
Pls carefully read it.

Pls share with teens, and youth that care to read and be Enlightened.
Welcome to Nigerian campuses where little girls are practising 'wifely functions'!
Just visit the boys' hostels and you would be disappointed to find out that it is now common for a girl to live in with a course mate. It is now common for her lover to give her the popular compliment 'you look sexy my gal' and she would gladly reply 'thank you honey' with a flirty voice and a romantic smile.
Who is her lover?
A 300 level student whose CGPA is barely up to 1.78! And they are aiming for the next best couple award for the session by the
https://jnrclassic..com/2019/06/married-in-school-but-single-at-home.html

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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Best Nigeria Jokes Today! by officialclassic(m): 9:07pm On Jun 23, 2019
officialclassic:
Hi nairalander are you a fans of humour
Kindly stay glued to this blog to get the best 9ja jokes and lots of funny stuffs , feel free to drop your own jokes to this thread...
Nigeria jokes update episode4 https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/01/nigeria-jokes-update-episode4.html?

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Jokes Etc / 10 Best Nigeria Jokes Today! by officialclassic(m): 9:00pm On Jun 23, 2019
Hi nairalander are you a fans of humour
Kindly stay glued to this blog to get the best 9ja jokes and lots of funny stuffs , feel free to drop your own jokes to this thread...
Nigeria jokes update episode4 https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/01/nigeria-jokes-update-episode4.html?
Celebrities / Re: "If You Knew My Whole Story, You’d Be Proud Of Me!" - Ray Hushpuppi by officialclassic(m): 6:51pm On Jun 23, 2019
Dailyhappenings:
Ray Hushpuppi who jets out in style, reading a Forbes Magazine has revealed i a caption that if people knew his whole story, they would be proud of him.

Many people till date are still unclear on what he does for a living to acquire all the expensive belongings he has.

See his caption and photo "If you knew my whole story, you’d be proud of me!

Source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/06/if-you-knew-my-whole-story-youd-be.html

Can someone tell this boy to Stoppeeeet � � � https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/06/can-someone-tell-this-boy-to-stoppeeeet.html?
Jokes Etc / (funny Video) Can Someone Tell This Boy To Stoppeeeet by officialclassic(m): 6:51pm On Jun 23, 2019
Jokes Etc / Re: Promise me you will not watch by officialclassic(m): 6:50pm On Jun 23, 2019
officialclassic:
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Celebrities / Who Is The Next Celebrity On Block by officialclassic(m): 6:52pm On Jun 15, 2019
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Are The Next Stars On Block?? by officialclassic(m): 6:44pm On Jun 15, 2019
officialclassic:
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I go laugh tire grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Are The Next Stars On Block?? by officialclassic(m): 6:43pm On Jun 15, 2019
officialclassic:
https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/06/who-are-next-stars-on-block.html?
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Jokes Etc / Who Are The Next Stars On Block?? by officialclassic(m): 6:42pm On Jun 15, 2019
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Check Your Hiv Status At Home Using Egg: by officialclassic(m): 11:35pm On Jun 12, 2019
vastolord4:
Why would I want to risk my blood pressure by myself??
LOL I don't think it's a bad idea though, but otherwise saves u from future blood pressures
Jokes Etc / How To Check Your Hiv Status At Home Using Egg: by officialclassic(m): 11:08pm On Jun 12, 2019
Jokes Etc / Laugh Will Not Kill Me (video) by officialclassic(m): 12:24pm On Jun 11, 2019
You can't afford to Watch/downloads this funny videos grin link in https://profclassiccomedy..com
Jokes Etc / What Next? (comedy Video) by officialclassic(m): 12:16pm On Jun 11, 2019
grin grin grin grin[color=#000000][/color]Laugh will not kill me, what this hilarious skits and many more now via https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/06/what-next-after-ramadan.html?

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