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Family / Re: What Do You Think About A Single Guy Getting A Female House Help? by officialEGO(f): 8:50pm On Jan 07, 2015
striktlymi:


More like she doing the chores when I am away at work. I just want to come back and meet the place as it should be, everyday.

No need waiting till weekend to get the place done.

So you won't meet her when you return? Or you get back, she leaves? *coughing*

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Family / Re: What Do You Think About A Single Guy Getting A Female House Help? by officialEGO(f): 8:29pm On Jan 07, 2015
No wahala! She should sha do much of kitchens and less of beds.

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Romance / Re: The Nature Of Women by officialEGO(f): 8:28pm On Jan 07, 2015
Ehn ehn! O gaju.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by officialEGO(f): 7:27pm On Jan 07, 2015
Fynestboi:
Dong yi.
Finished the series! It's the bomb after Jumong!
Music/Radio / What's Your Top 2 Favourite R N B/soul Single For 2014? by officialEGO(f): 7:23pm On Jan 07, 2015
Mine was
- All of Me by John Legend and
- Drunk in Love by Queen Bey!
*never tired; always on repeat*

You care to share yours?
Romance / Re: He Was Resting His Shoulder On My bosom In A Taxi by officialEGO(f): 7:21pm On Jan 07, 2015
femi4:
Welcome on board! Hope you ve paid your reg fee
Sure I did. . . GTB never alert you?
Music/Radio / Re: Whats Your Favourite Album For 2014 Both Local And Foreign by officialEGO(f): 7:18pm On Jan 07, 2015
MI's The Chairman and Queen Bee's 'Beyonce'
Celebrities / Re: Checkout This Guy’s Hilarious Picture Remake Of Popular Female Celebrities by officialEGO(f): 7:05pm On Jan 07, 2015
Awwwwwww! This is so creative *funny though*

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Literature / Re: The Other Side by officialEGO(f): 7:04pm On Jan 07, 2015
luvablesam:
The poem should be titled 'Mystified' instead.
Hmmmm! Okies. . . Thanks! Noted.
Celebrities / Re: South African Slams Nigerian Blogs For Improper Description Of D’banj’s New Girl by officialEGO(f): 6:52pm On Jan 07, 2015
They are jobless! We've got serious things to worry and write about here in Nigeria o!

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Romance / Re: He Was Resting His Shoulder On My bosom In A Taxi by officialEGO(f): 6:29pm On Jan 07, 2015
sunnydayasaba:



Waoo.... Welcome to nairaland.....Let continue to learn from each other.
Thanks. . . Yea, that's the way to grow!
Religion / Re: What Do You Like About Your Pastor? by officialEGO(f): 6:25pm On Jan 07, 2015
Benard94:
hmmm...ur church
God's Love Tabernacle.
Religion / Re: What Do You Like About Your Pastor? by officialEGO(f): 6:19pm On Jan 07, 2015
He teaches with simplicity and clarity!
Romance / Re: 5 REAL Benefits Of Having An Affair. by officialEGO(f): 6:18pm On Jan 07, 2015
Lobatan!
Literature / The Other Side by officialEGO(f): 6:11pm On Jan 07, 2015
*Poetry is one of my favorite genres of literature I love to express my creativity with and I get my inspirations via so many angles. This particular poem was inspired by Vampire Diaries Season 5; the episode where Bonnie was being buried and she was speaking to Elena, Caroline, Damon, Tyga etc through Jeremy. 'The Other Side' is a term from the film for someone who has left. I hope you'd enjoy the creativity and get the message*

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The other side; I've never been
But I know people who have journeyed
Both young and old
Male and Female
Leaving me behind for a day
when I'll do same.

I hold no possession of time
though I pray for longevity of life.
I speak not of death so soon
But one day I shall journey after I've 'tey'd'
I wish I'll do everything right
For that one-time exit
Where no Bonnie-magic works.

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Romance / Re: He Was Resting His Shoulder On My bosom In A Taxi by officialEGO(f): 5:58pm On Jan 07, 2015
justmag:
Lmaoo....woow! Nairaland always entertaining
I'm already having fun less than 2hrs I joined. #Entertaining and educative!
Romance / Re: He Was Resting His Shoulder On My bosom In A Taxi by officialEGO(f): 5:57pm On Jan 07, 2015
TrueFcts:
please nairalanders, is possible to injure a breast?
i was in the front seat of a taxi and a guy entered to join me and before i could adjust properly, he had sat down and rest his hand on me.
i dont know if its on purpose but my right breast was paining me and i didnt know how to tell him to remove his hand. now am having aches there.

As funny as it may seem, I think people should learn how to share the front seat properly with a lady especially and with a guy as Nigerian taxis had made it an habit to carry 2 passengers at the front. Well, if what you mean by him putting his hand on your bosom is him resting his arm on your bosom; like pressing it against your body in order to sit conveniently, I think it may not be on purpose. While some guys would know they are touching you, some might not. . . And yes, bosom hurts and it's paining you because an arm rested on it. . . Finally, next time, don't suffer in silence. There's a way you can communicate to the guy to adjust cos he's hurting you; you can just tell him to adjust his hand; you don't have to be blunt about it and you can be if you so choose; politely though so it won't become messy!

Or maybe you should try avoid the front seat next time! Sorry dearie!

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Fashion / Re: DEBATE: Which Is The Best Tool To Apply Foundation - Brush, Sponge/puff Or Hand? by officialEGO(f): 5:49pm On Jan 07, 2015
Well, for me, I use both. . . Apply with my finger to the forehead, both cheeks, below the lower lip and nose bridge, blend a little with the same finger and blend properly with the foundation brush; that works for me!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For Mature Female Friend. by officialEGO(f): 5:41pm On Jan 07, 2015
naijaboiy:

Do the needful wink
No be only needful, na ful-need!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For Mature Female Friend. by officialEGO(f): 5:40pm On Jan 07, 2015
Sunkyphil:
[size=23pt]U CAN SUBMIT URSELF TO HIM NA CASE SOLVED[/size]
Hahahahahaha Sunkyphil, u funny! As you no take get gender now, I no know aw to properly ff u talk but thanks for the advice; u talk well.
Romance / Re: Things Men Should Never Ask Women by officialEGO(f): 5:37pm On Jan 07, 2015
Hahahahahaha! I agree with number one! I dey imagine a guy asking if he can kiss me when he's not John Okafor! I go just slap him mouth or tell him yes and commot mouth when he don near, make e use am shock ground! It's so Mr. Ibu-like!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For Mature Female Friend. by officialEGO(f): 5:29pm On Jan 07, 2015
Hmmmmm. . . Good and Decent conversation? Male? Single? 30s? Only conversations? #Matured NairalandLadiesWhereAreWeO?

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Celebrities / Re: Asa Finally Finds Love In A Foreigner by officialEGO(f): 5:27pm On Jan 07, 2015
Awwwww! So happy for her! Stay happy girl! U inspire and her song rocks anytime; from oldies to newbies! Mwah!
Literature / Re: A Poem Tittled BEAUTY Is YOU by officialEGO(f): 5:23pm On Jan 07, 2015
Hallexander:


An also I don't think, I am her type.
Hmmmm; and that's how it starts. A guy is always a friend. You don't know if you are a lady's type until you try unless if what you mean by type has to do with facial appearance and pocket status! #JustGotHerebtI'mlovingNairalandalreadi!
Romance / Re: Wow!oge Okoye Backs Colleague Nkiru To Get Married To Ex_husband by officialEGO(f): 5:21pm On Jan 07, 2015
SeverusSnape:

You have a point.
welcome to Nairaland
I see you just registered.
Thanks SeverusSnape. . . I'm sure I'm gonna enjoy it!
Romance / Re: Wow!oge Okoye Backs Colleague Nkiru To Get Married To Ex_husband by officialEGO(f): 4:38pm On Jan 07, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Meanwhile, Deep inside her, She's dying of jealousy.
How do you know? Some ladies don't send you and Oge looks like one to me but if I were Nkiru, I won't walk that lane; some one's man poison is another man's meat doesn't rily worth eating! #myOpinion!
Fashion / Re: Why Is Pink Most Ladies' Favourite Colour? by officialEGO(f): 4:27pm On Jan 07, 2015
Personally, I don't dig pink, be it bag, shoe, gown or top but I think ladies' like pink because it is girlish and really when you see some ladies combine pink, it's really damn girlish.
Literature / Re: A Poem Tittled BEAUTY Is YOU by officialEGO(f): 4:09pm On Jan 07, 2015
Hmmmm. . . I love poems followed by drama and then prose. Cool!. . . Isn't she lucky *remixing 'Isn't she lovely'*
Literature / Re: The Girl I Like by officialEGO(f): 4:06pm On Jan 07, 2015
Gr8 attempt it was. . . Weldone bro. Keep writing.

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