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CrimeRe: Lady Pours Hot Water On Her Daughter’s Boyfriend (Photos) by officialJP(m): 11:05pm On Aug 14, 2019
African mentality, white will welcome their child boyfriend or girlfriend because their mind is free but black will always remain black, but if na dangote son or otedola even wizzy self she go welcome him well, mak money o mak dem no go pour u hot water grin cheesy
CareerRe: Please Read, Your Advice Is Needed Urgently Help A Brother by officialJP(op): 7:26pm On Jul 20, 2019
kernniejay:
My sincere advice is that you focus on your music talent. Chances are you may not be fortunate to be spotted by talent hunters in football. There are many people on the streets who are better players than Victor Moses, Ahmed Musa or even Lionel Messi or Christiano Ronaldo, but there was no sponsor to showcase them to the world and the best reward they probably get is to shine in their neighbourhood club, pull a crowd of admirers who could only drop few naira notes and go away with the memories of amazement you displayed. But talking about music, it is easier to make it here because you can go solo (alone) by just entering a studio to make a song, sound engineers make some editing on your recorded single, throw it to the market and watch people consume it like hotcake. Even by leading worships and praises in your local church it will expose you to other people who are talented in some other aspects of music like instrumentalists etc who will be glad to have a band with you or collaborate with you to make music albums and from there you become noticed and begin to make wave. It is easier to rise as a musician than as a footballer. Many people in Nigeria have risen as artistes more than as footballers.
thank you so much sir am grateful, this your advice will help alot God bless u
CareerRe: Please Read, Your Advice Is Needed Urgently Help A Brother by officialJP(op): 7:12pm On Jul 20, 2019
xaliujokes:
The perfect advice I heard this Week. Op learn from that only if you are wise. Need more clarity? Print the advice show it to Elders.
cool
am lost the parable is too hard for me to understand cry
CareerPlease Read, Your Advice Is Needed Urgently Help A Brother by officialJP(op): 6:23pm On Jul 20, 2019
Please don't ignore, insult is allowed, i really need advice
Am at my early 20s i have talent in football and music, whenever people listen to my gospel songs No bad comment and whenever am displaying my football skills on pitch also No bad comment so I decided to go another area to display my two talents i still receive good comments. so am confused, I don't know which one to choose (note) am good in both, please your advise is important to me,
CelebritiesRe: Pornhub Star 'jenna Presley' Quits Porn, Now A Church Preacher by officialJP(m): 5:38pm On Jul 20, 2019
My question is all the money she made in porn, will she burn it?
RomanceRe: Leo Dasilva: 'Women Cheat More Than Men, But They Barely Get Caught' by officialJP(m): 6:58pm On Jul 19, 2019
highcollide:
someone who buys alcohol and someone who gets alcohol for free, who is likely to drink more alcohol?
God bless your knowledge, wisdom, nd understanding more bro
Music/RadioWhat's Your Opinion On This REMA Vs JB by officialJP(op): 7:10pm On Jul 15, 2019
What do you think about African lyrics and whites lyrics?

Rema first hit vs Justin bieber
Let's rate this two lyrics

REMA
Ozedikus nwanne
Another Banger!
Make I come
Make I come come come
Make I come
Make I give her the pon pon pon
Your body
Kakara make her pon pon pon
Onome ja je…
Kilofe Omo ja j'ogede (aaaaahhhnn)
Fine fine o j'ogede (aaaaahhhnn)
Wa ja lo Folake (aaaaahhhnn)
Whine am omoge (aaahhh)
Ju badi
Your body shekere (aaaaahhhnn)
Bo se re'di yen imade (aaaaahhhnn)
Ta ba lo si Ile kilofe? (aaaaahhhnn)
Whine am oo my lady oo
Tell me weytin dey your body oo
Omoge my sweeti baby
Why you won go give me konji oo
If you want it girl I'm ready
Omo make I manya you
Omalicha Kan'ye Wu eh oo
I go manya you
Omalicha Kan'ye Wu eh
Dumebi Dumebi
Paragaran gi che chuan
Eh Dumebi
Dumebi don go carry belle
Eh Dumebi
Me kwa nu si si omo'ye
Kon si omo'ye oo baby
Make I come
Make I come come come
Make I come
Make I give her the pon pon pon
Your body
Kakara make her pon pon pon
Onome gat the shekere, bum bum bum
Fine girl make you no go dey do fine boy like this oo
If I hear say one thing one thing ehn I go vex oo
Ogini (Achaka) ogini nafia
Ogini (Achaka) ogini baby
Ogini (Achaka) ogini nemi
I geti I geti plenty money oo
Ogini (Achaka) ogini nafia
Ogini (Achikichaka) ogini baby
Ogini (Achikichaka) ogini nemi
I geti Wait! plenty money oo
Ah! Toke Makinwa
Where Omotola
Mercy Aie'gbe oya Panlagba mo ni ijo ya
Shade ijo ya
Je'ka wole patapa
Where my sexy mamama
Come follow me come and ijo ya
Omo make I manya you
Omalicha Kan'ye Wu eh oo
I go manye you
Omalicha Kan'ye Wu eh oo
Eh Dumebi Dumebi
Paragaran gi che chuan
Eh Dumebi
Dumebi don go carry belle
Eh Dumebi
Me kwa nu si si omoye
Kon si omoye oo Dumebi
Make I come
Make I come come come
Make I come
Make I give her the pon pon pon
Your body
Kakara make her the pon pon pon
Onome gat the shekere bum bum bum
Shekere ah

Justin bieber

Ooh whoa, ooh whoa, ooh whoa
You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever and I'll be there
You are my love, you are my heart
And we will never, ever, ever be apart
Are we an item? Girl quit playin'
We're just friends, what are you sayin'
Said there's another, look right in my eyes
My first love, broke my heart for the first time
And I was like baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby oh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby ooh
I thought you'd always be mine
Oh for you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool
But I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything
I'll buy you any ring
And I'm in pieces, baby fix me
And just shake me, 'til you wake me from this bad dream
I'm goin' down, down, down, down
And I can't just believe my first love won't be around
And I'm like baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby oh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby ooh
I thought you'd always be mine
Luda, when I was thirteen, I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my baby
And nobody came between us no one could ever come above
She had me goin' crazy
Oh, I was starstruck
She woke me up daily
Don't need no Starbucks
She made my heart pound
And skip a beat when I see her in the street and
At school on the playground
But I really wanna see her on the weekend
She know she got me dazin'
'Cause she was so amazin'
And now my heart is breakin'
But I just keep on sayin'
Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby oh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby ooh
I thought you'd always be mine
Now I'm gone
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah (now I'm all gone)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah (now I'm all gone)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah (now I'm all gone)
Gone, gone, gone, I'm gone

like for Rema share for Justin bieber
CelebritiesRe: 2face: Seeing Alex Ekubo Kiss My Wife, Annie Idibia, How I Feel by officialJP(m): 9:09pm On Jul 14, 2019
Nigeria must not lose dis match o
SportsRe: Algeria Vs Nigeria: AFCON Semi-Finals (2 - 1) Full Time by officialJP(m): 8:54pm On Jul 14, 2019
Somebody should tell ekong that u can't control hit ball is either u dodge it or u turn it out not inside
FashionRe: Contestants Of The 2019 Model Look By Mr University Africa by officialJP(m): 8:52pm On Jul 14, 2019
yeman2012:
That binga hyacinth guy be looking like broda shaggi cool
it's a lie is brodda shaggi cheesy
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Names Cabinet (Full List) by officialJP(m): 8:46pm On Jul 14, 2019
plaindealer:
Or no man's land.

So, Lagos actually belong to somebody sha. Wonderful revelation.


grin grin
let's laugh jor grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Vs Algeria: Ahmad Lawan Heads To Egypt To Support Super Eagles by officialJP(m): 7:08pm On Jul 14, 2019
Bad luck for Nigeria his not welcome
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Names Cabinet (Full List) by officialJP(m): 7:05pm On Jul 14, 2019
No igbo, i thought lagos is part of biafra grin grin
SportsRe: Bongani Zungu, Scored At The AFCON With VAR, The First Player To Achieve That by officialJP(m): 4:35pm On Jul 12, 2019
Great achievement indeed
RomanceRe: The 10 Things You Should Know About Your Vagina by officialJP(op): 12:17pm On Jul 12, 2019
ericsmith:
weytin dey carry no pass 5 inch depth @ most n almost every gurls wants a 14 inch dick , 14-5 = 6inches even the remainder naa oversize ... indeed we live in a crazy world grin
great mathematician i hail o grin dem go soon come for u now
RomanceRe: The 10 Things You Should Know About Your Vagina by officialJP(op): 12:00pm On Jul 12, 2019
Harlem2:
Pictures please
you'll see the pictures on #BBnaija grin
RomanceRe: The 10 Things You Should Know About Your Vagina by officialJP(op): 11:58am On Jul 12, 2019
theButterfly:
Credit your source when you copy and paste.
noted*
RomanceRe: The 10 Things You Should Know About Your Vagina by officialJP(op): 10:01am On Jul 12, 2019
donkilidon:
You didn't advice on sucking the dame thing !!!!

Pls whats your take OP?
not necessary grin
RomanceRe: The 10 Things You Should Know About Your Vagina by officialJP(op): 8:19am On Jul 12, 2019
anthonyuncle:
wow,

nice one....

like u are a professor of vaginacology
not really grin
RomanceRe: The 10 Things You Should Know About Your Vagina by officialJP(op): 8:18am On Jul 12, 2019
CanadaOrBust:
Didn’t read it, seeing that I have no vagina. But it deserves to make front papa.
. cheesy
RomanceThe 10 Things You Should Know About Your Vagina by officialJP(op): 1:47am On Jul 12, 2019
Though half of the world's population has a vagina, there's likely a lot you don't know about this essential piece of reproductive machinery. Well, prepare to learn, as we take you through 10 surprising facts about your lady parts.
If simply hearing the word "vagina" makes you cringe with embarrassment, you're not alone.

In fact, a 2016 survey discovered that a huge 65 percent of young women have problems saying "vagina," with many preferring to use other terms, such as "women's bits."

Whatever you call it, there is one thing that we can all agree on: the vagina is vital for human reproduction and plays a major role in sexual satisfaction.

But there is so much more to the vagina than many of us realize. For example, did you know that the word "vagina" derives from the latin word for "sheath" or "scabbard"?

Here, we take a look at 10 more things that you probably didn't know about your "vajayjay" (yes, I hate that word, too). 1. The 'vagina' probably isn't what you think
This is one fact that we need to get out of the way. When you talk about the vagina, you might think you're referring to a woman's collective private parts — but you'd be wrong.

Instead, the word vagina actually refers to a specific part of the female reproductive system. It is the muscular tube that runs from the vulva — which refers to the external female Instruments, including the labia and clitoris — to the cervix.

If you were wondering about size, research has found that vaginal depth can range from 2.7 to 3.1 inches. During sexual arousal, it is estimated that its depth can range from 4.3 to 4.7 inches.

2. You can't lose a tampon in there
You may have heard some horror stories, but you'll be relieved to know that it is impossible to get a tampon lost in your vagina; the opening at the top of your vagina is simply too small for it to escape through.

It is possible, however, to get a tampon stuck. If this is the case, you should see your doctor to get it removed. Leaving it in there for too long can increase the risk of toxic shock syndrome.

3. Your vagina may benefit from a workout
We don't mean a "workout" in the sexual sense — although research has shown that regular sexual activity can help to keep your vagina healthy.

No, we're talking about pelvic floor exercises, which are otherwise known as kegel exercises. They are normally done to help manage urinary incontinence, but research has shown that they can also help to improve sexual satisfaction.

How? Well, kegel exercises help to tighten the vagina, making sex more pleasurable and more likely to lead to orgasm.

4. Your vagina is like wine
That's right. The normal pH of the vagina is less than 4.5, which is similar to the pH of wine.

Lactobacilli are the "good" bacteria that dominate the vagina; they help to keep pH levels normal in our lady parts and prevent the growth of infection-causing bacteria.

When levels of lactobacilli fall, vaginal pH levels can rise above 4.5, which is ideal breeding ground for vaginal infections, such as yeast infections and bacterial vaginosis.

5. Don't get carried away with cleaning
And that is exactly why we should avoid using scented soaps and other perfumed products to clean our vaginas.

Using such products interferes with the natural balance of vaginal bacteria, which may give rise to the aforementioned infections. In actual fact, we don't really need to be overconcerned with our vaginal cleanliness at all; it takes care of itself.

There are glands in the vagina that secrete fluid, or "discharge," and this helps to keep it clean.

"I see women of all ages with irritation, soreness, and itching," said gynecologist and obstetrician Dr. Sangeeta Agnihotri to The Telegraph, "because there is a tendency for women to be overzealous with their cleanliness. This causes discomfort."

"Our vaginas are sensitive areas. I would recommend washing once a day with water," she added.

6. What you eat affects its scent
But if you're worried that scrapping the soap might leave you smelling less than fresh down there, you might be interested to find that any unwelcome odors could be down to your diet.

onions and garlic
Strong-smelling foods, such as onions and garlic, can leave you smelling less than fresh down there.
When it comes to the scent of your lady parts, there is some anecdotal evidence that we are what we eat.

For example, there is a widespread belief that consuming pineapple can give your vagina a sweeter scent. Other foods believed to alter vaginal odor include garlic, onion, and fish, as well as cheese and chillies.

A word of caution, however: if you notice that your lady parts smell particularly pungent or their scent has changed dramatically, it could be a sign of infection, so it's worth getting it checked out.

7. Your clitoris has thousands of nerves
While the clitoris is not a part of the vagina, we simply couldn't pass up the chance to talk about this amazing piece of female Instruments.

The clitoris is considered by many women as the crux of sexual pleasure, and it's no wonder; the tip of the clitoris alone has a whopping 8,000 nerve endings — more than double the number of nerve endings in the penis — making it the most sensitive part of a woman's erogenous zone.

And if that wasn't enough, research has shown that the clitoris can increase in size by up to 300 percent during sexual arousal.

8. Your vagina doesn't 'fart'
All women have experienced it at one point or another: that embarrassing yet uncontrollable emission of air from the vagina, which is commonly known as "queefing."

Yes, queefing sounds a lot like farting, but sounds can be deceiving. Those little puffs of air that emerge from our lady parts are simply that — trapped air that is being released from the vaginal canal.

They are not "farts" in the traditional sense because they are not waste gases, nor do they emit an unpleasant odor.

That said, in some rare cases, vaginal flatulence may be caused by a vaginal fistula, which is an abnormal opening from the vagina to the bladder, colon, or rectum.

9. The link between vaginas and sharks
While you wouldn't normally compare your vagina to Jaws (and before you ask, no, vagina dentata is not a real condition), your lady parts have more in common with sharks than you realize.

The lubricant produced by the vagina contains a compound called squalene, which is the same compound that is found in the livers of sharks.

Controversially, squalene is also used in many cosmetic products, such as moisturizing lotions, sunscreens, and hair products.
10. It's not all about the center of gravity
We've all heard of the center of gravity — an erogenous zone of the vagina that, when stimulated, may lead to sexual arousal and orgasm.

But have you heard of the A-spot? Also known as the anterior fornix erogenous zone, the A-spot is believed to be located deep inside the vagina, between the cervix and the bladder.

The A-spot is a relatively new discovery by Malaysian researcher Dr. Chua Chee Ann. In a study, he reported that 10–15 minutes of A-spot stimulation led to instant orgasms and vaginal lubrication in 15 percent of women who reported pain and dryness during sexual intercourse.

And since we're on the subject of sex, you might want to take a look at an article that debunks
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Is Number One Problem Of Nigeria – Akiolu by officialJP(m):
The problem of Nigeria is Not from any politician or obasanjo, is from dumb citizen who could not come out in mass to protest but rader protest on irrelevant stuff, Nigerians this is democracy not a military rule, fear will not take us anywhere wake up my people before things get out of hands
CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph Bares Massive Cleavage (Photos) by officialJP(m): 8:29pm On Jul 08, 2019
Person go naked herself una go post am for us rubbish
SportsRe: Fulham Football Club Management Staff Arrive Akwa Ibom, To Scout Players ....... by officialJP(m): 5:34am On Jul 08, 2019
Real Madrid, akwa ibom fuham, akwa ibom what happened to other part of Nigeria
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Photo Of Chelsea Fan And His Fiancee Who Is Man United Fan by officialJP(m): 10:55pm On Jul 05, 2019
Love knows no clubs
Music/RadioRe: Top 7 Hottest Artistes In The First Half Of 2019 by officialJP(m): 6:04pm On Jul 05, 2019
Were is fireboy common erase that shxt list
CelebritiesRe: Okorocha, Regina Daniels Celebrate Messengers Of Peace Kids, Offer Scholarship, by officialJP(m): 9:10pm On Jul 04, 2019
If i can step out my foot from this zoo call Nigeria my brother forget no coming back
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu Swears-In New Commissioners, Special Advisers, 18 Others (Photos) by officialJP(m): 6:05pm On Jul 04, 2019
Stop using Bible to swear dem in, use gods of thunder, he act fast
PoliticsRe: Northern Youths Issue Buhari 30-day Ultimatum To Implement Ruga Across Nigeria by officialJP(m): 9:43am On Jul 04, 2019
mychiveous:
We no want RUGA, Grazing route or Cattle colony for south. They should do their worst, and the after effect will push this country closer to seperation.
E go mak sense die, separation i support
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Toyin Odutola Sells ‘Compound Leaf‘ For N215 Million by officialJP(m): 9:29am On Jul 04, 2019
Muyiwaipere:
Oga come pay your tithe for my church
na dem fatoyinbo crew grin grin
PoliticsRe: Senator Abbo Apologises, Begs For Forgiveness by officialJP(m): 8:24pm On Jul 03, 2019
Heineken:
bro abeg no vex
grin cheesy OK i don hear

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