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Literature / Re: James Hadley Chase Novels: Share Your Experience by ofud: 8:44pm On Apr 12, 2006
NiceToHave, Bagoma and Cushman - where u all at? I just followed this thread and it seems now the heat had died down somewhat but Niceto Have: thanks for the memories.

I used to read Chase in high school in Kenya but now they are nowhere to be found. I heard someone say that there is a dealer in Kano - can someone let me know how to get in touch with them? Would they ship overseas?

Oh - my favourite character was Malik - the Russian. Such a brute! They all have the same plot but for me it is the suspense that always made it worthwhile!!! Long Live Chase!
Jokes Etc / Fiance Passes Test by ofud: 6:29pm On Apr 12, 2006
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me , It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,and generally was bra less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car to get my condom.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!


With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test, we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

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