₦airaland Forum

Mumchloe:
M not d cause of ur problem nah?? Y are u so pained. My friend shift

ow old are u?

nwanyionitsha:
This is an insult.

now wey buhari Don win u better go and commit suicide.
Jobless man

Mumchloe:
Bro ke? Biko m a lady

and so? Abi u want to be noticed so make him chyke u?

AgreatMan:
Man U v Barca

Weldone Honourable solskjaer but this is where u go home. You have done commendably well, try again next season.

Even Ferguson knows it is over.

shut up there my friend

motta:
you already are.

arsenal fans sharap ur mates no dey here.
Keep hating

Okworigeorge:
Man U, Tottenham, FC Porto and Ajax are all in the same pot. if you know, you know.

Chelsea fan u better keep quiet.

Uzo239:
I love this draw berca 12-0 man u
agg.

mechie onu.
If u don't understand igbo then Gbenue soun if you don't understand Yoruba then I said Shut up

domainsales18:
EPL Clubs vs The Rest of the World
Semi Finals Predictions
Barcelona VS Liverpool
Man City VS Juventus

Finals
Barcelona VS Man City

Winner
Manchester City

you're obviously sick in the head

KendrickAyomide:
Bastard in advance

Chelsea fan spotted.
Keep hating
Mumu

projet:
winner between Ajax vs juventus will meet winner between Liverpool vs fc Porto

winner between Tottenham vs man city meet winner between Manchester United vs Barcelona all in semi final

my potential semi final prediction
Liverpool vs juventus
Tottenham vs Manchester United

Tottenham ke? With that kind drubbing wey man City drubble schalke

cnwamo:
Ajax (NED) v Juventus (ITA)

Liverpool (ENG) v Porto (POR)
Tottenham (ENG) v Man. City (ENG)
Barcelona (ESP) v Man. United (ENG)

how true is this?

millyajay:
Y'all should just shut up with ur stupid made up stories

you should be the one to shut up.
Cheap hoe your promiscuity has been exposed.
Wh0re.

MKULTRA:
I swear No be me oh

Johny Depp must be blamed for this

myyki:

can I get it in pharmacy

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I can supply u if u still need it

spoilt girl

TwoBottles:
My guy met this beautiful lady and instantly fell in love; she consents to date and marry him on the condition of "no sex until marriage as she is still a virgin". My guy agrees and after two years of vigorous dating and counselling he engaged her: we were so happy for him and envied him for having such a beautiful girl. In the third year, they got married in a big way.

On their first night together, my guy had bought 'Goya oil' to facilitate the process so as not to injure her as she was still a virgin. To his greatest amazement, she swallowed everything including his scotrum sack. His manhood was like a little finger in a public pot.

My guy has been depressed to this day. Moral of the story is " never believe her when she tells you that she is still a virgin".

same issue happened to my colleague. They dated for 5 years with no sex cos the lady told him she's a virgin.
So after they were married, He bought Vaseline on wedding night but to his surprise the pusssy swallowed his prickkk.

Anuoluwaa:
Hello,
Does anyone please have an opening for a university of Benin student. A part-time job that I can combine well with my academics.

I'm a uniben student too.
There's this printing press at BDPA that can accept u and you'll work part time whenever u have lecture free hours.
I worked there last session during weekends and was paid 3500 every weekend.
Contact me on whatsapp for more info.
09064553219.

galadima77:
And very soon they'd stop mentioning Saraki's name just like Fayose...except in unpleasant news

shut up there.
He's still the Jagaban in Kwara.

malali:
I am in sifia pains

now I know that politics is not all about boasting and chest beatings.
The way Fayose ranted that ekiti is fully pdp. Now see as them come humble am

Zombicmodz:
Don't you have cattle In that area ?

what for?

Nobodyperson:
Hello people am of NL, I made this account because am very popular here but what I did last week as being hunting me for days.
I raped a girl anally, I was desperate, she was so beautiful and out of my league, I was never brave enough to talk to her.
So I was obsessed with her and watched her movements, I found a path she usually passes that's lowly populated.
So I took this as a chance and raped her anally so as to avoid any pregnancy, She screamed and bite me severally, I have wounds around my neck and arms, I had to beat her roughly to stop her.
The minute I had finally undressed her and was about to start , the look on her damaged face left me almost in tears but I went on with it.
I had already gone this far and there was no going back
The minute I started, she screamed so much that I had no choice than to continue beating her still she could barely move.
I knew I could get caught through DNA because my sperm, so I continued beating her till I finally knocked her out.
I took her body to a nearby stream which was populated and dumped her body there .
I honestly don't know she's still alive or she died from the injuries but I have being having sleepless nights.
I had to leave the state and lodge with a friend because of fear of police.
Am currently crying while typing this, I never intended to cause so much harm.
I just wanted to have sex.
That's it, Writing this has made me felt better but I still hurts my soul till now
The girl was 17 and an 27.
Pls am not a pedophile, I was just desperate

go back to where u dumped her body and check if her body is still there.
Try and check if she's still alive so I can at least have a rest of mind.

tee59:
I wasn't. It was real. You may not believe me but it did happen.

don't bother explaining to him.
He's an atheist

finalboss:
how is that even possible ? please shed more light on this. Ghost dont exist. Maybe you were i dunno hallucinating

I used to doubt that but when the ghost of my late neighbour appeared physically and approached his family I now believe it exists

tee59:
The day the ghost of my late mum appeared to I and my sister physically in the night. I couldn't sleep again in the night for more than thirty days.

i was there when u created a thread about ur mum's demise.
So u mean she appeared after her death?

maybachmusic:
Seun the earlier you enforce more strict penalties on tribalism

The better


The best nairaland , was the one before the advent of free mb which kids use to post nonsense

ikpa that guy isn't a kid oh. He's been on this forum since 2011. Just type his moniker in the search box and see wonders

cinoedhunter:
You're an idiot. Na my fellow Yoruba brother go just dey insult person. Tribalism is not worth it.

the guy is a well known tribalist on this forum since 2012.
Just type his moniker in the search box and see wonders

PrettyEneawan:
Please I Need A Job, Location Uyo

what's your qualification

4ckTOT0:
I wonder why someone will think people will spend time reading this trash from beginning to end

your username says it all

abujaafar18:
. [s] You Christians have to bear the consequences of your disbelief in Allah. Ironically, most of you are always quick to criticize Muslims and their divinely revealed religion for simply abiding with the devine laws of the Quran which simply forbid free intermingling of opposite sex and exposing of sensitive parts of the body by females. Doesn't most churches encourage these? Perhaps because your pastors are benefiting from that. It's not surprising that abominable acts,including incests take place in your churches.
The solution is very simple. Submit yourselves to Allah the most high by accepting Islam and follow the devine laws of the Mighty creator. Simple. May Allah guide you. Ameen [/s]

keep quiet

wideawaken01:
See as it usually played out;

Choir Mistress (Single) : Hello bless you Sir

Church Elder (Married man) : Sister juliet how are you

Church Mistress: We bless God sir, thanks for the other day sir

possibly the man has given her money before...

Church Elder : Juliet, please try let us see today. I promise it will be brief

Choir Mistress: But Sir, we have choir practice today.

church elder: Better, let meet briefly at the hotel after the church bus stop

Choir Mistress: But Sir..., ok i will come briefly.

If you are truly as serious as the faith requires, will you go to a hotel to meet the so call Elder?

Small time, you will hear screaming, " Sir, what are you doing? ah, ah, ahhh, ahhhha , ah, do it faster , do it well... Na lie she enjoy it faster not because she wants to go quickly.... If you can keep that pace fast, she will be naked for 2 hours..


ABI NA LIE?

lmao