₦airaland Forum

Distintion:
Buhari of all people.. After all the recession and all kuku kee me

lmao. Don't mind me Sha.
This account is more of a parody tho due to my obsession in the politics section back then.
Em my pm isn't working but I really need to communicate with you.

Cathyblinks:
Abj is a beautiful city with opportunities, if you can think... Yes promiscuity is rampant but there are a lot of decent babes too....


#I thing I detest so much is those old men that looks like, they are going to drop dead tomorrow still chasing girls.


Many single guys here live fake lives.....

Them nor get o, dem go dey claim big boys

hi dear. I really need to talk to you but my email is having issues. Can I drop my WhatsApp?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Even though you hurt me deeply, I forgive you and wish you the very best

forget about the bastard.
Stop crying over spilt milk.
Let's move ahead together

shaybebaby:
Rest in peace!

seriously? How did it happened?

Distintion:
U messed up my life so bad, up till now am still trying to fix it, may God forgive you for lying to me that u loved me, i cared, fed, clothed and gave u shelter when you needed it most not knowing you were using me all the while.. Only to cheat and breakup with me when things got better for you.. I cry whenever i remember how stupid i was for loving and trusting you soo much, but then i leave you to karma..

I'm here now dear. Let's forget about the past and move ahead together

missyblissy:
Na so.... What a dumb statement indeed. Do you know why some people never enter plane? Like me now wey get phobia for height you think say i go enter plane? Not because i cant fund it but cos of phobia. To climb pedestrian bridge na big problem. Escalator nko same thing.... Dont know how am going to over come this phobia but i just have to.

I thought I was the only person that's having this phobia for height.
There's this pedestrian bridge opposite Uniben I climbed once an oh my God I nearly fell off when I looked down.
I can't count the number of times I've been missing classes because the venue of our class is being held at a certain 3 story building.
Just like Tom Hardy in the movie "Venom" he has issues with heights.
How do I overcome it?

kinibigdeal:
This game may lead to extra time. Tottenham will worn out

extra time ke? U dey watch match?

Bonapart:
I don't like that movie

because of its x rated content and ur signature forbids it

Fadomero:
foolish people everywhere why not pussy surgery

are you ok?

Kylekent59:
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after you don go edit am

Edoloaded:
There has been a lot of controversy on the internet consigning the Drake's Curse which is known to be a bad luck that follows a team whenever their players take pictures with the US/Canadian rapper


It happened in 5 situations now as seen in the picture below. It is believed that whenever drake takes a selfie with any footballer from a club, the team goes on to loose their next game.


What do you guys think.?

lilfreezy saw this earlier

Jerrick:
Thank God say I no watch the match. United 4ever still

same here. The thing for pain me eh

Ceekay212:
Penaldo.....no penalty no party

Ajax knocked out real Madrid twice the same season how?

Kylekent59:
I go with Ajax.

Ajax to win the UEFA CL.

I haven't seen team that can match them.

I am very sure man city will chop it home and away / tottenham.


Barcelona Vs Ajax final.


I first said it here at 12:19 April 17 2019

screen grab the post make we believe u

BOOOMNAIJA:
Everybody wants to look like Salah but nobody wants to look like aristide bance below.....

I miss This guy

ClintonEmex:
It was tension and fear of Messi that made De Gea to commit such a mistake. He did same against Portugal at the world cup, just a little shot From Ronaldo and it went in through his hands. He should learn to handle such pressures to be tagged a 'world class'.

so true. When Ronaldo scored that goal I was like "so De Gea is the next Karius"

KidsNEXTdoor:
Girls don spoil finish


Doubt me... Read nduta comment up there

I think say na only me see am.
See the meme wey she come attach.
Bloody perverted hoe

essy1:
Me too i need to know o

mbok somebody should tell us the area

are u efik or Ibibio and did you school in unical?

chukwuibuipob:
abeg let the mod see his many monika biko

what else do you expect from the Jobless and lazy aggressive idiotic pigs of biafra terrorist.
NgadaAwo TheMonster cursedabiola olanipekun1 hiredkiller babaramotu1988 amongst others.
Chai Baba's 4 more years of reign must have put him in sifia pains

ngadaAwo:
mynd44 lalasticlala seun o
rule 2

mods pls check the attached pics below this pdp miscreant has really been a nuisance on this forum with thousands of monikers attacking APCsupporter and all Buhari lovers.
Mynd44 Deal with him pls.

amaniro:
Shut up. This tribalism on NL is getting stale

mumu did he mention any tribe there?

Sermwell:
no closing of portal but she cannot sit for exams without paying. exam is still some very few months ahead. but you can go ahead and pay now if you have the means.

thanks bro. It's me actually.
I'm even yet to resume sef.
Mehn my friends for fellowship and school just dey harsh No one allowed me to squat since I had no where to stay so I had to use my school fees to rent a house at ekosodin 50k.
I'll resume on Monday hopefully God will send help.

Sermwell:
if it's UNIBEN brotherly nothing dey happen!! I didn't register my courses for two sessions but sat for exams and wasn't rusticated!!

Uniben increased 200 level fees to 45k.
Till now I'm yet to pay. Do u know when they'll likely close the portal or start late payment?

vikkimimi:
A time will come ( or may never) when the male folks will stop killing themselves for what's in between a girl's legs...then and only then will i know that sense has fallen on humanity.
SHE DUMPED YOU?
OK....
MOVE ON

mechie onu

IvarTheHorrible:
Even then. The flat heads fake passports and use Yoruba names.

wetin happen to ur other account?
Them ban u because if too much igbo matter on ur Bighead9

Gucciboss:
I must confess, by 2030 about, 70 percent of Nigerians will be suffering from one insanity or the other.

Lol this is real insanity.
Can you imagine such a useless thread

Uyi168:
..
Orumwese will go down as the worst vc uniben has ever had..

and he increased hostel fees and 200L fees.
Thunder strike am

rOsy247:
Stale. Type something else. Redundant dog..





Wawu frustrated jobless nitwit is dreaming

Keep barking my dogs

do u notice that I always take time before I reply u? Simply it's because I get busy, I'm a working class individual working with one of the oil firms here in Port Harcourt and I ain't useless and lazy like u always trolling on nairaland every 24/7 just like your moniker.
Saw ur comments on the job and vacancy sections, so you're an applicant searching for a job with ur ssce?
U can still go back and further ur education at ur old age of 37, I wonder how you go take pass jamb sef. Go to the polytechnic cos that's where dumb heads and societal misfits like u belong. (wonder what you were doing with ur life all those while)
Wasted life.
Go get a career before u insult someone whose above u in every facet of life who can feed u, clothe u, shelter you and help ur miserable and frustrated life

ClearFlair:
If you could lie like Atiku and Obiliar maybe it would be easier

APC should stop spreading hate

LyfeJennings:
Don't tell me U are HIV positive as a result?

and na akwa ibom girl. Heard they're the number one state with HIV patients. Mehn God dey my side after jare