₦airaland Forum

ndy87:
as tour guide or as wat push your waka alone abeg I am too busy.

now you dey form slay mama give me abi

GREATESTPIANIST:
who knows maybe one of them or two that were not found were mamiwater.......they have gone to renew blood and will reappear in life in anoda way...... there is evil in. the land.... believe it or not, that's why we need to be extremely prayerful and cautious of friends..... may evil not locate us...in Jesus name....Amen

hey kid, stop watching Nollywood movies

farouk2much:
They won't see peace.............. Coz they are christians

idiot. It is your terrorist Muslim brothers that will never see peace.
Otondo

Rachelose:
U SURE SOUND STUPID

hahaha no blame the guy, na illiteracy dey worry am.
You know say him certificate finish for primary 6 so he dey envy graduates.
I wonder if na we tell am make e no go university

lamlek22:
Some African rivers are predatory. Imagine a sudden surge of water from the mountain!

carnivorous waters

ndy87:
maybe its also time you become pepper soup for us this period, it will make a whole lot of sense. especially DAT your head for porridge plantain.

ugep still dey chop people?
By the way I dey come calabar for ember month, I wan do small tourism around the state especially for marina resort and obudu Ranch.
Pm me abeg so you go take me round.
Sesongo

Emepresh:
Anambra West, Hmmm, at places like Etuonya, Ode, Odemagu, Ilah etc.Mehn, 45minutes journey in a speed boat. River Niger no be here o. Thank God for saving me that year. Is Anambra West an island sef?

just 45 minutes? If una come use boat cross enter bonny Island nko? No even a river sef but ocean where the water joins with the sky

bluefilm:
But I thot your big _boobs is supposed to make you float?

too much of blue film. Otondo

ndy87:
hahahhahaaaa! we don't speak the same language, there are 4 languages in my local government.

oh I quite remember that cross River state is a multi lingual state with over 70 different languages with just 18 local governments..
This is what Too much of dog meats can cause

ndy87:
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so cos we from the same local government area then she is my cousin?? ogabuhari come closer let me pour Sunday beans water on your head, are you OK now?? thank you don't mention.

at least you both share the same language and she's your sister.
All these calabar people sef.

Tokziby:
I blame the Nysc for this except if the corpers didn't heed to their warnings.

In every orientation camp, dangerous issues like these are always discussed and appropriate awareness pasted everywhere so as to avoid stories like this.

Over a decade ago before the POP, a certain woman came out and started pleading with the Corp members that they should take extreme caution with the female indigent of akwa ibom cos of the persistent increase in the number of HIV and Aids in the community. She was seriously begging them not to add to the numbers.

Some boys still didn't heed to it and will be doing bush attack(going to villages to pick up teens with N200 for the weekend).

200 naira or 2,000?

bennymark:
Cook food for him to eat


Give him puuvsy to fvvvck


Guaranteed happiness!!! These are men's real problem in a relationship

and that can only be found in Calabar girls.
They rock

TDonald:
Biological Sister kill you there

hahaha so you think it isn't possible? The wife is from ogoja and here in nairaland there are many ogojans here on nairaland.
Even her cousin is here on nairaland with the moniker ndy87

Elukapendragon:
The guy on my dp made dhat post, mha twin he owns dis account. ah cant change d name 2 feminine

okay you know what? I dey school now (UNIBEN) by October I'll be on vacation and I'll come back home and since my place of residence borders calabar south then it'll be my pleasure to meet you. How about that?

babakb:
I hope this is true because we don't want a Christian wife in Saudi Arabia.

you're a fool, a bloody one

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Elukapendragon:
Dont u see my gender on profile?

you're a female? I just digged down your profile and found this below

Elukapendragon:
please my fellow nairalanders.. Am 21yrs old boy with the fear of travelling... Not because i dont like change of environment but because i cant travel without vomiting in the bus or car... I'll be travelling for my POST UTME next week... so i want u guys to tell me what to do, things to eat, things not to eat and safety precautions... Thank u.. My first post on Nairaland

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Serves her right

Elukapendragon:
Dont u see my gender on profile?

ok so yak itang iko ke private eh?
Make we relate abeg

Bambambiglo:
Who even wants to be related to drug dealers and baby factory products?

Be like say your sense don follow pen|s comot from ya puna

hahaha you no well oh.

Elukapendragon:
I'm in Calabar

you're a male or female?

Elukapendragon:
Any contribution from our feminist in the house?

or you be guy sef. Who be that fine girl for your profile?

Elukapendragon:
Any contribution from our feminist in the house?

nice dp. Where in cross River state are you from?
I'm efik by the way.

sammychimex:
Argue with yourself

shut up there idiotta. Guy man like you dey follow do amebo like women.
Na idiot you be.

IamPatriotic:
I doubt this information, still I'll get in touch with the wife's school mate who first told me about their relationship and how Musa met the lady at an Abuja nightclub.

night club? Calabar magic pot at work

sammychimex:
What was she really expecting. Destroying another person's marriage in order to get married may work. But it definitely doesn't mean you will stay married.

how you take know?

Op wan kill me with laugh.
Be like these clubs for Europe, they do sign young players. Abi who need old cargo?

Phayteprecious1:
NaGod go help me sha

success

Phayteprecious1:
If dey no get joy for Direct entry candidates,why dem kon dey sell the form na?

be like you no sabi UNIBEN. direct entry of previous years, people no dey pass. Uniben just dey collect Dem money chop and after the exams they'll release funny scores like 36, 41, 26 etc.
Not meant to discourage u.
Pray sha

BiafranBushBoy:
That girl resemble ronaldinho... You know how Dinho teeth dey.
I get her pics, I go carry am come...
She come dey like sickler... Choi...
Social media sef

abeg upload am then mention me make I see am