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LRNZH:
Tompolo is a military contractor. Instead of buying warships and private jet, he should be deployed against Boko Haram. Afterall Tompolo’s budget is more than the Nigeria Navy

Tompolo is still related to Nigeria. It'll be best to outsource entirely and make it a clandestine operation. If amnesty whatever asks, tell them it was "natural disaster".

What is funny about the ad?
Do not despise the days of little beginning.

Truluvguy:
I need responsible and working class female friends in abuja on 29C329CA/08100392181.

Sorry.

Hahaha hilarious!

How do we expect reasonable action to be taken about this matter when it has been posted on the jokes section?

I reckon this will make more sense and create impact if posted in crimes section.
This police man is constituting nuisance and engaging in public nudity.

When you take out a personal loan from bank just to go home for a couple of weeks, what do you expect people to think.
I don't have such problem cos I'm almost invisible when I go home.

Have sketchy schedule and disappear as unannounced as you came in.

GEJ should hire external military contractors and wipe out this scourge once and for all!

Thank God there was even a reduction.
I bought unleaded petrol this afternoon for 85cents. Wish I had a tank to store some too.... No blame me, I be Igbo blood, lol


Let's hope that the price in Nigeria gets better soon.

See what Nigerians and their bad mouth has caused. This fellow needed help but was afraid to ask for it because people would come on social media to ask him what he did with all the money he earned as an actor.

Now he's dead, everyone is asking why did he die in silence.

These girls are not even related to Nigerians .

slimshadie:
My hair...

You are an inspiration. Though my hair goes in cycles....all my hard work disappears every winter, then I start afresh

I am usually proud of anything African, but these pictures get as e be abeg.

laplace12:
what is the meaning of that?

The fact that you are even asking is an indictment on public schools.

This is the time for the bunch called NMA to investigate and do something fast! If this story is true, someone should be charged with negligent homicide to serve as deterrent to the stethoscope-wielding businessmen.
On the other hand, what happened to taking her to public hospital? I'm so vexed at the way 2 precious lives have just been wasted!!

Natascha: Kimmy! Kim K boobs are full, firm and busty. Na wa, look at this Gomez, bosom hanging low, and unflaterd fit of material.

Hey are you sure you are female as your moniker say? Just asking

hybridtm: Another housegal, chatting wit her madam's fone, rat like u.do u even kn d meaning of dumb

I wish I've got something to tell you that you can comprehend.

Is the question only for those with right hand cars?
What of right-handed people driving left-hand cars?

hybridtm: Dis people are not medical doctors, just some clown looking for attention

hybridtm: Looking at dis demands...dis rats, would have d guts to call doctors insensitive

You are soooo dumb! Chai

I'm trying so hard to stop laughing.
Yes, its a serious matter, but why waste precious energy complaining when nobody is listening?

Nigeria is a funny county I swear!

It is a criminal offence to desecrate, mutilate or destroy the national passport of Nigeria.
The individual responsible should be extradited to Nigeria, tried and sentenced to Kirikiri Maximum prison.
The whole world will learn and sit up with regards to generalization and maltreatment of Nigerians.

Congratulations Nigeria.
Abeg did I really see people wearing bathroom slippers to work in an auto shop?

I guess they have great trust for the insurance companies for adequate compensation when they lose their toes/feet.

rawpadgin: was watching zaki's heroes of our time & saw raski mono doing his thing, men, I almost shed tears

some of these present artist are actually talented but they all want to be rich & famous

no one want to be mode, 9 they prefer to be ice prince.
giving to the fact that that's what these present day fans want

just like what vector said " marketers are telling me to do the regular so how i mine suppose to be spectacular"

That is really sad. I wonder what the scenery will be in 10yrs time.

I just finished watching project fame 7 on YouTube.
I felt like crying when the contestants all came out to pay tribute to Tuface Idibia by singing his songs and those of the defunct Plantashun Boiz.

Virtually ALL the songs rendered had great lyrics with clear messages, different tunes and beats and of course wonderful instrumental composition.

Now I am wondering why the so called stars of today have decided to fill the airwaves with absolute garbage. Songs with no more than 3 lines for the verse and chorus, all revolving around, money, intimacy and women's back.side. The more frustrating part of it is they all sound alike with the annoying abuse of auto-tune. You can't even tell exactly what or whom you are listening to.

What has happened to creativity? Is music now all about jumping and sweating? Who will be the next 'legend' to be celebrated on next years' season of project fame?

I know some people will disagree with this but there are actually 100million things one can write and sing about and still make great sales.

Down Town- Calvin Klein
Flash- Jimmy CHOO
Romance- Ralph Lauren

MrDoGood: no dey form

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Gynacologist: bro abeg hw dem d use dz itune.

I'm not bro...
You can download itunes on your pc. If you have any apple product, then its easier for you to just sync all your downloaded data from icloud.
Remember to avoid uploading you nu.de photos on icloud o.

Why buy an album when you can just buy the track you like from itunes?

gbosaa: Jehovah big man...
Onye na amaghi ya kpolo ya nwatakiri

Jehovah big man...
Onye na amaghi ya kpolo ya nwatakiri

Okoro

mdee1: Halleluyah Chorus

Bros that's a classical Handel Anthem not a Hymn.

Kojic acid is a natural skin lightener, though you must be careful of Sun exposure-many of my Filipino friends cannot even go out without a wide brimmed hat.
Also, Kojic acid in its natural state is a crystalline powder that is very difficult to dissolve. You have to further research on effective solvents and methodology to avoid wasting your money.

SirShymex: You don't judge the winner of a war/confrontation between countries based on casualties, especially when one has an overwhelming superiority when it comes to firepower, and the other has no army. You do so based on achieving the objectives it set out to achieve. If judging based on casualties were the yardstick to judge winners - then the Soviets who lost 20 million souls during world war 2 should have been the losers of that war, but everyone believes they defeated the Nazi's. Also, US should have be the winner of its wars against Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan - but that wasn't the case.

Yes, Israel destroyed the little infrastructures in Gaza, and killed thousands of defenseless innocent people, including women and children. However, did it achieve anything? - absolutely not. The tunnels are still there. Hamas still have the capabilities to shoot rockets at Israel. But it has managed to ostracise itself with the adventure and PR, with most people around the world supporting the Palestinians. When the negotiations are completed - it will end up removing the over three decades of blockade it has over Gaza.

There's no winner - both sides lost. And where is your sense of humanity by celebrating the brutal deaths of innocent children just to make a point?

Oh please do not dare draw me into a tangle of words by this your last sentence! You are clearly "one of them".

alqaeda: Just proves that the siege and bombings can never break the will of a determined people. Israel has been defeated. All their targets from the beginning were never achieved. Stopping of rockets was never and will never be achieved. Destroying of tunnels was not achieved. Continuing with the siege not achieved. So what have they achieved. Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, him ma no go sleep. You want to live in peace but don't want others to. You want to kill other children but don't want yours killed. It's not possible. Congrats to the Palestinians.

When I saw people dancing on TV, I thought it was all a joke. After reading this your comment, it dawned on me that common sense is really more scarce than we know it.
Imagine celebrating in front of your demolished home and declaring yourself a winner against someone you barely even know his own address.
On another note, maybe Palestinian media is restricted to feeds by Hamas.
2100 vs 64 casualties= no try am again.