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Nonsense

Hilarious

When you ask a meaningful question, I'll still be here.

Charlieparker please go and park well.

There's nothing to say but.... The world is coming to an end, he that has ears should hear.

Get well soon.

11 years courtship / dating/ friendship ?
I don't get it.

bigl:
getting married to ladies raised by single mothers na wahala jare

Imagine this one.

Just want to alert some people here about the existence of evil families. Some families already know the truth but will keep it away from the woman .

I know of a case where a man married 3 diiferent times without the women even knowing. His family was involved in all 3 marriage rites and also concealed each marriage from each woman. When the 4 th marriage was contracted and the victim realised was has happened, her so called in laws tried to exonerate themselves by claiming that the man threatened to withdraw his financial support if they ever told any of the woman.

One can only pray never to get entangled in this kind of mess cos I tell you the devil is a cunning creature living in do may humans today.

Op. You are soooo bitter that your body may not be conducive for conception.
What manner of wickedness is this?
Your husband is being emasculated on a daily basis.

Please do the right thing and leave the poor man alone to find peace with a wife cos you are a KNIFE!

Women don suffer!

Na wa o... I can smell the envy and jealousy in this stupid advise.
Op please increase the distance between you and this enemy of progress disguised as adviser.

Chadso:
Hmm... The gap between your front teeth is making you look so suspicious

Jealousy! :-

missdebs:
I suggest we all look in the mirror

I just looked and I can assure you that I am 100% honest.

icebeatz:
Whats irreparable about it?
I know alot of people will say "its just 850" but thats alot of money

He has no physical evidence that he gave them #1000 bill. They will definitely claim that he only paid #500 and received the correct balance.

The main reason I have refrained from commenting in this section is General lack of common sense among most members here. The presidency of a nation is independent of the individual occupying the seat and therefore should command utmost respect.

Yet, our so called "leaders of tomorrow " do not hesitate in attacking that office at every slightest opportunity. Later you expect other countries to treat you with respect when you step outside.
A boy that fights his father in public will certainly be the scapegoat of every village bully because no one is afraid of him going home to call his father.

It is ok to air your differences or disagreements and displeasure with the government but you do not have to resort to repugnant name callings for you to be heard. This forum is being visited by non-Nigerians and most of them shiver at the things they read here against our President.

Bros no vex. May God give you the fortitude to bear this irreparable loss.

Australian Open 2015 Men's Final Highlights: Novak Djokovic Beats Andy Murray for 8th Grand Slam
Novak Djokovic defeated Andy Murray in a battle of physical prowess for his fifth Australian Open win. Here are the highlights from the match.
Shubhodeep Chakravarty
Sunday, 01 February, 2015 18:18 IST
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Novak Djokovic and Andy Murray battled each other hard for four sets with the Serbian finally proving why he is the world No. 1. Here are the highlights from the match. (Got a view, want to comment? Tweet using @sports_ndtv or give us a shout on myvoice@ndtv.com)
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A combined photo of Andy Murray (L) and Novak Djokovic in action during Australian Open 2015.© AFP
All times are in IST.
* Bets quotes from post-match ceremony:
Djokovic: Andy, you're a true fighter and you played really well today. Congratulations on your wedding and hope you have many kids.
Djokovic: My team and family have sacrificed a lot for my wins. I would like to give a big thanks to them.
Murray: Congratulations Novak for a really good game. I couldn't win today but I was closer than ever. I will continue to fight harder.
1755: Novak Djokovic does it! He wins 6-0 in the final set to claim the Australian Open 2015 trophy.
1745: Murray is tiring. He's already slammed his racquet once. Djokovic on the other hand, has built a 4-0 lead and is smelling the finish line.
1734: Murray comes out all guns blazing in the fourth set but Djokovic still manages to create a 2-0 lead. Not surprisingly, the game is just beginning to slow down.
1725: Djokovic holds on to win the third set 6-3. How will Murray come back now? What changes, if any, will he make? Bring on 4th set!
1720:� Murray slams his racquet down as he lets Djokovic open up a 5-3 lead. The Briton was guilty of a few double faults there.
1716: Extraordinary battle between two men at the peak of their fitness. Djokovic in 4-3 lead and he once again asks fans to increase decibel levels.
1710: Murray picks one up to make it 3-3. He breezed to 40-0 in that game and managed to seal it with an emphatic forehand that Djokovic didn't even bother chasing.
1707: In a see-saw battle which promises to keep the night lamps burning till late, Djokovic gets the lead in the third set for the first time.
1656: Djokovic may be tired but giving up is not what this world No. 1 does. He wins third game.
1654: Murray has quickly taken 2-0 lead against Djokovic in the third set. The Briton seems to be making most of the momentum against Djokovic who is looking fatigued now.
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Is it going to be Andy Murray's night in Melbourne today?© AP
1645: Murray wins the second set to make it 1-1 against Djokovic. His fans in the stands cannot believe it and are now nearing record decibel levels in Melbourne.
1638: Once again, it's a tie-break that will decide the winner of the set.
1632: Murray makes Djokovic run from one end to the other. On his own serve, the Briton manages to take 6-5 lead in the second set.
1620: Djokovic holds on. He makes it 5-5 in the second, turns to his supporters behind him and demands they scream louder!
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Novak Djokovic gestures to his fans in the stands.© AP
1610: The unexpected stop a few minutes ago may have freshened Murray and he now has a great chance to win the second set and draw level in the match.
1608: Fans seem as pumped up as the players on the court. Murray now level at 4-4 against Djokovic.
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An aerial shot of Rod Laver Arena as Novak Djokovic battles Andy Murray.© AP
1604: Match resumes after a short delay. There was a giant flag in the stands behind Murray - message on in not clearly visible. Two fans even managed to breach security and run into the middle. A section of fans were even heard booing and have reportedly been removed. Security officials were onto it in a flash. Details awaited but a needless interruption for sure. Update: The flag reportedly had some political message.
The Final interrupted by a protest of some sort during the changeover. At least two intruders run on to the court. pic.twitter.com/s9Bgwp6Jkd
— Stuart Fraser (@stu_fraser) February 1, 2015
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Political protesters show their banner during the men's singles final between Andy Murray of Britain and Novak Djokovic of Serbia.© AP
1558: Time for Murray to pull one back. It's now 3-4.
1554: The Serbian is stepping it up now and has a 4-2 cushion in the second set. Murray is visibly agitated on the court.
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Andy Murray reacts after losing a point against Novak Djokovic.© AFP
1547: Djokovic draws level at 2-2 to put pressure on Murray at the other end of the court.
1540: Murray takes the second game but a resilient Djokovic fights back to make it 1-2.
1533: Murray comes out looking a bit more determined in the second set. He takes the 1st game.
1525: Serbian fans celebrate as Djokovic wins a hotly-contested 1st set against Murray (7-5) in 72 minutes.
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That ain't yoga! Novak Djokovic manages to win the 1st set despite tumbling and diving all around.© AP
1512: 1st set between Murray and Djokovic moves into tie-break.
1508: Pushed against the wall of sorts, Djokovic fires two aces to make it 6-5.
1505: Momentum shifts in favour of Murray as he now draws level at 5-5.
1501: Murray survives. He decided to stick to the baseline and patience rewards him. It's now 4-5 against Djokovic.
1457: Djokovic in bit of nagging discomfort. The skin on top of his thumb had come off as he scraped it on court while playing a shot. Nonetheless, he takes 5-3 lead.
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A view of Novak Djokovic's slightly injured right thumb.© AP
1448: Murray hits back hard and makes it 3-4 in the first set against Djokovic.
1442: Kim Sears gets a reason to smile. She was guilty of abusing in Murray's last match but the Scot fights back to make it 2-4 today, getting her to reveal her smile. Don't miss the T-shirt!
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Kim Sears watches Andy Murray battle Novak Djokovic.© AP
1437: The world No. 1 is showing just why he is the top player. Djokovic now leads 4-1.
1431: Djokovic is lightening on the court. He is moving like a bullet train on the court. Coach Boris Becker has already punched the air several times as his ward leads 3-1.
1427: Long rallies - longest being 27 - show signs that this may be a long Melbourne night. Djokovic leads 2-1.
1422: Murray hits and hits hard to win the second. He made full use of his backhand power and made it count on his serve.
1415: Djokovic races to win the first game.
1410: Warm ups are done, time for action. Here comes the first game of the first set.
* Thunderous welcome for both Djokovic and Murray as they make their way out for their Australian Open title match!
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Andy Murray makes his way out for the Australian Open title match.© AFP
* The stage is set, the spotlights are on, the fans are restless for their heroes to come out and battle in what promises to be an epic match. Melbourne tonight is like no other city in the world.
* Tennis can be absolutely draining on the body but Grand Slams have their luxuries as well. Take Australian Open for example. From berries and sushi to plunge pools, exotic salons and fantastic gyms, organisers have spared no expense in pampering players. (Read full report here)
* The best part about having the women's final a day before that of the men's match is that Serena can unwind and soak up the Melbourne sun. Here's what she did a day after beating Maria Sharapova for her 19th Grand Slam title.
* Breaking: Paes and Hingis win mixed doubles title! (Read report | Highlights)
Both Djokovic and Murray are chasing history Down Under. They have played sublime tennis to reach the title stage of Australian Open but here is where they would be tested most.
The winners trophy is winched into Rod Laver Arena, and presented by Roy Emerson #ausopenhttp:///MWhzT0xxFp
— Australian Open (@AustralianOpen) February 1, 2015
The Serbian is looking to become the first man in Open era to win five times in Melbourne. If he wins, he would also be one short of Roy Emerson's record of six, won before the game went professional in 1968.
Don't count Murray out though. He is looking to win his first title here despite appearing in four finals - including Sunday's match. This is the most that a player has taken without winning the Grand Slam.
Under coach Amelie Mauresmo, Murray has enjoyed both highs and lows but has definitely looked in good touch in the ongoing tournament.
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United in the stands! Fans of Novak Djokovic and Andy Murray pose before the start of the Australian Open final.© AFP
Best quotes:
Andy Murray: It would be a big upset if I manage to win. I have never won against him here in Melbourne.
Novak Djokovic: It's nice that we are playing another Grand Slam final. We have a very good relationship, my team and his team, so we always joke around.
Martina Navratilova: Andy's looking fantastic. It's the best I've seen him look.
Todd Woodbrdige: Andy looks as good as he did when he won Wimbledon.
Gilles Muller: Novak is probably the best baseliner at the moment.

Video courtesy: Australian Open TV
http://sports.ndtv.com/tennis/news/236863-australian-open-2015-men-s-final-live-novak-djokovic-vs-andy-murray?dadasd
Novak Djokovic
Andy Murray
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Stupidity wears a new look everyday.

Giving her gini?

E be like say you have run out of data allowance.

talktofemi:


You have a PM

You have a reply.

talktofemi:
Maybe. Moreso when most people failed to notice the sarcasm.

Or you rather I said something? Here it is: you aren't bad looking.

Thank God she has relocated from the usual black gate.

Nice pics though I would have preferred if she had reduced the long hairs on her legs...eew!

Congratulations if this is true.
I hope she did not just take him back out of fear of loneliness or what Nigerians will say.

If the problem is not uprooted, it will only form a more damaging tap root in the end and it may then be too late rebuild her life.

Lesson learnt, Toyin keep your home affairs private.

ACM10:
Face - fanta

Leg - coke

I can't stop laughing at your signature

talktofemi:
Seems ur clothes want to fall down.

Nairaland dudes wouldn't mind a better view...just a bit low down...

So that is your contribution to the thread?

Some people will be busy blaming the man as they think he is not 'man enough'.

May God not let us see evil cos I tell you, if this situation meets you will be powerless. It takes grace to overcome the denial and shame that accompanies domestic violence.

No one is above domestic violence as it can happen to the most careful of persons. However, we all need to have zero tolerance to all forms of DV and lend a helping hand to victims instead of blaming them.

1. No; I may help unpack the dishwasher and make myself toast and a cup of coffee. Depends on her attitude when I offered to assist in cleaning up after dinner the previous night. That is usually when you can assess how protective a woman is towards her home/kitchen.

2. No; I will not mind if she makes some coffee and toast for her and her hubby or even if she accesses the fridge for fruits/ snacks. I will definitely be shocked if she brings out pots and pans to begin making a proper meal for the whole house. However, I'll not verbalise my concern coz she must be worth it for us to accomodate them overnight in our home instead of a hotel.

Adminisher:
Everything is possible. Obasanjo, Okonjo and Good luck have signed trillions of Naira in import duty waivers and grants to the Dangotes, fuel merchants and others in just five years. Everything is possible for the kids.

I'm still trying to correlate your post with providing seats in classroom. Are you being sarcastic or what am I missing ?

Nice pre-election promise.
I wish they will include "one chair per child" for so many schools that have pupils taking classes on the bare floor.

chookudi:
just saw that you stay in sydney. What part of sydney do you stay? would have preferred sending you a pm but i do not know your policy regarding that.

You do not need permission to send a pm. Your answer lies on whether you get a reply or not.

drnoel:
That's the spirit. That's what nigerians abroad would never understand. I met a nigerian living abroad in lagos during xmas. Men u need to see the escalade jeep he was driving in Nigeria. We got talking and he gave me so much scopes and hyps. All thru this guy didn't know I too didn't live in Nigeria. Funny enof, I met him again in a friends house after I returned and found out he was just a janitor. So I asked him how he came about all those effects in naija. He told me he had to save for 8 years but still couldn't save enof so he took a bank loan. I was completely shocked. All cos he wanted to impress his relatives.

Just imagine that.
Tomorrow when that fellow grows old and dies abroad, some association will ask us to contribute money to send the corpse of our 'beloved brother' home for burial.
Then the same people he was going bankrupt to impress in Nigeria will say "what has he been doing abroad all these years"?