Tochitee:
Our miserable tribe will say we don't need anything from our president! but inside their closet,they keeps on weeping their eyes out. Obi inside in his closet now will be dying of every opportunity to get close to appointment,but shishi he no go get. There is consequence for voting losers!

Them go sell all your useless generations and the money no go reach 1/4 of Obi's wealth.

NNTR:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeTnpTkzI0
Tiwa Savage, Asake - Loaded

Not really feeling this one as much as the above 'Loaded' tune by Asake and Tiwa Savage released 2022

_{Personal text: Jesus is not a theologian. He is God who told stories.}

My love for tiwa Savage is unexplainable. I love her

Good riddance. Another godfather dead. 12 years of no impact.

The same way Tinubu used the north to scuttle Jonathan's government. They learnt well from the master strategist.

How ipod was proscribed a terrorist group and these fulanis are not proscribed is just the seventh wonder of the world to me.

lexylaw40:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/11/lagos-releases-20000-bags-of-eko-rice-pegs-50kg-at-n43k-25kg-for-n22k/amp/

How can a rice not imported be sold at this crazy price? where are we going to in this country? Officially with the 2024 budget the fg has pegged dollar at $750 which simply means no plan in place to recue the naira. Aye ti baje

Westerhoffe:
Israel has become unstoppable on these strikes.
They're bound to eliminate Hamas once and for all.

But what I know is if Hamas didn't attack first, Israel would not have gone this far.

And moreso, Israel is currently talking to Hamas in the only language they understand…

Israel ain't Nigeria.

It is just the audacity of the hamas that surprises me. You live off isreal for water, light and food and you decided to attack them at their weakest moment. That is wickedness, evil and barbaric. I love how isreal is dealing with those head slamming bastards.

Racoon:
See all these condemned irredeemable mummified zombies saying a third party can issue diplomas or certificate certificates not collected in person by original owners. Is this how human beings can stoop low to support corruption and criminality?

Third party vendor printing lost or replacement certificates for public institutions and Ivy league schools? You mean Oluwole certificate forgers in the emilokan Lagos or where?

Chai! These agbadorian cassava, garri, ewa munching zombies think every Nigerian is a moronic cow that can be manipulated @ will. Ndi ala! Meanwhile, here is Reno Omokri their new found love when he was with his brain intact.

The whole thing is funny to me. I graduated 2015 from UAM. So let's say I couldn't collect my result from the school. Does that give me the right to go to UTC in abuja and print my certificate? Mind you the signatures will be forged too. This is highest form of criminality and it's so pathetic seeing some idiots supporting these nonsense all in the name of ethnicity. Where is our morals in this country?

AfonjaEkiti:


So obi supporters don't want th court to release the documents of the cocaine sniffing animal?

English hard for the idiot.

dre11:
Tinubu's Government Secretary, George Akume Falls Sick, Flown To Germany For Urgent Medical Care



https://saharareporters.com/2023/09/06/exclusive-tinubus-government-secretary-george-akume-falls-sick-flown-germany-urgent

useless man. why didn't him go to benue state? God will punish all these useless politicians. All expense medical trip at the expense of tax payers money...why wont they do anything to be in government?

chokekachy:
'Yorubanisation, Lagoslisation' in Tinubu's appointments, Arewa forum raises alarm



https://saharareporters.com/2023/08/30/northern-nigerias-arewa-forum-tackles-president-tinubu-over-appointment-lagos-henchmen

Where were you guys when buhari was only putting northerners in all sectors of the economy? Now you guys have voice to speak up against nepotism. Na Ogun go fire una there. Nonsense useless arewa. If I were Tinubu, walai shishi una no go see.

DCmaverick:
I've been going to church year after year, month after month, week after week and day after day but it seems all the prophetic declerations and AMENS i've been shouting is nt working. What is wrong lord? Where am i getting it wrong?
what must i do?

I will bless the works of your hands says the Lord. In Nigeria, Christians priotize prayer over work that's why no progress. The Chinese priotize work over prayer and they are breaking grounds in every areas of life. Work and pray my brother. No two ways about it.

JackDaAlienz:

My bro
I spent 550k a year on school fees and it gave me nothing but 30k per month!!!!
Can u imagine 30k per month in this crazy economy??
That paper certificate is very useless
Only 2 months into capentary work and ive made more than 300k. just 2 fucking months

And you will make 20x of it if you can successfully leave this country. The day I watched a plumber driving 800k$ car in the us, I knew skilled workers are underpaid in Nigeria. But burning the cert was not it. Take it or leave, the fact you easily learnt carpentry is because of the knowledge expansion you got from school.

ladyjblinks:

PRICE 3.9M
LOCATION KADUNA

Call or WhatsApp 08039550565 for inspection and purchase

Please which location is this in Kaduna? I like the serenity and ambience of the place.

nairalanda1:
And I bought fuel yesterday at the old price.

I just bought this morning for 537.

150K Deal if it is okay with you.

Gabrokpara001:
This is a modern 3 bedroom bungalow design ( contemporary concept.

DESIGN FEATURES.

Entrance porch
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Dining
Kitchen
Kitchen exit
Master bedroom with closet
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Is the roofing made of concrete cover?

andico34:
The right time for both Access Bank and Fcmb was about 2 weeks ago when stockbull made the call....pls investors apply caution now....there was a key resistance that access bank was not able to break today...so i advise you wait for another consolidation for both fcmb and access to get in.....of the banks to watch...diamond bank broke a key resistance today on strong volume....my recommendation is buy...will post further updates.thanks

Please where can I see technical charts for NSX?

siofra:
I understand this is Nigeria where people are crazy about connections. People think that because you're from their village, you're supposed to give them a free pass. They won't go through the normal process, and when you refuse, they start to hate you and spread rumours about you.

It is happening to me at the place I work. It's becoming too much because I won't budge. Sometimes I feel like crying. How do I get around this? Why won't people just do things the right way I've never expected anything from anyone because they are from my village or because I know them.

I feel like I won't be able to stand my ground any longer.

learn from buhari... help your people, give them the chance. Tinubu is doing same already and you are here trying to play saint. Go to almost MDAs, 70 to 85% are northerners. The worst is EFCC. Remember when you fall, it is family you run to. Be wise

GAZZUZZ:
In response to the removal of PMS subsidy.

I have installed an LPG/CNG carburettor that also works with PMS (petrol)

Kindly note

Fuel tank emptied via the supply hose .

Scale set to measure lpg as it is consumed in KG

1L of fuel measured out into a gallon and will be poured into gen.

Same amount of load will be applied in both instances .

Timer set to zero.

I will start with LPG.... Will run for 1KG and I will turn it off once it hits 1kg on the scale the
mark the time.

Next will be petrol PMS, it will also run for 1L then I will mark the amount of time it took before gen went off.

1kg of gas = ₦650 (June 12 2023)

1L of petrol = ₦500 (June 12 2023)

Let's start.

Any questions feel free to ask.


Modified summary


Total time of LPG - 197mins at #650/kg

= #3.3/min

Total time or petrol - 106 mins at #500/l

= #4.7/m

Another way of looking at it .

With Gas

By calculation

1kg of gas at 650naira per kg lasted 3.17hours (3hours 17mins)

How many kg of gas per hour
650/3.17= 205.

Cost per hour = ₦205

I.e ₦205 of gas lasted one hour

*With Petrol*

One liter at #500 lasted 1.46mins (one hour 46mins)

Cost per hour= 500/1.46 = ₦342


Conclusion LPG cheaper

Personally gas is so safer than pms any day, but I'll have to put out this warning.

WARNING!!!!

LPG IS FLAMMABLE.

THE GAS LINE AND GAS CYLINDER SHOULD BE KEPT AWAY FROM NAKED FLAMES AND HOT SURFACES.

WHEN TROUBLESHOOTING A PROBLEM WITH YOUR GEN USE PMS ESPECIALLY FOR VALVE AND ELECTRICAL ISSUES.

FINALLY THE END PRODUCT IS STILL CARBON MONOXIDE AND GEN SHOULD NEVER BE USED IN A CONFINEMENT, CARBON MONOXIDE WILL KILL IF THIS HAPPENS.


Happy independence day people .

please where and how can i get this carburettor?

Won't it be better for the state government to give power to the deputy while he recovers? Must he die in power? The kind of yeye politics we play in naija here is alarming.

Your 3rd leg don take over your brain already. For your mind, you don picture her naked and how you wan take knack her. And you don justify your action already. So enjoy your sin. You no need advice. You dey look for consent.

BUHARI 8 YEARS REIGN COULDN'T BUILD A REFINERY YET ONE MAN BUILT THE BIGGEST REFINERY IN AFRICA... OMASHE' O

Infolenka:
First of all, I will like to say that I am happy for Hilda for breaking a world record. It's never an easy feat, however, I think Nigerians are really overhyping this.

Hilda didn't really achieve anything groundbreaking or even useful by cooking for 100 hours, especially one that would warrant such national attention. Yes she broke a world record, but all she did was cook. Not like she was inventing a new delicacy or manufactured a new technology to cook food.

One thing I have noticed about this country is we don't have our priorities right. And it's not just the leaders, majority of the population are culpable. For the past three days almost every post on my Whatsapp status is about Hilda. My twitter and Facebook timeline is all about Hilda, but really is this something worth celebrating by a whole nation?

Go on Youtube and you will see various accounts by white kids from different western countries doing even more amazing stuff, but their countries do not recognize them, simply because it isn't worth recognizing. In the 21st century, a serious country recognizes technological innovation, groundbreaking medical research and other things that actually make a positive and impactful difference in the world. What impact has Hilda's 100 hours cooking made? It's not like she's cooking to end world hunger. What will be the positive impact of her cooking 2 months from now?

We really need to get our priorities right. There are university students that have done more useful projects that can actually solve problems and put Nigeria on the global map, but yet no one gives a damn. These projects can actually make a difference, create jobs and improve the economy of this country, but some pretty girl cooks for 4 days and everyone cant shut up.

This is 2023 where countries have gotten to the level where they can wipe out the whole of Nigeria in minutes; where countries have developed AI technology that can completely transform the economy of the world, yet a country of over 200 million people are celebrating a woman that did nothing else but cook, as if she just discovered the cure for cancer. Shame!

Oga what have you achieved in this your miserable life? It's people like you that contributes nothing to nation building and then open their wide big mouth to spew rubbish. Take your bad energy to your family.

Jennyklass:
My fellow dashboard has not been enabled😂😂
Have you guys been able to right??
Cos its like I'm beginning to loose my mind 🤦🏽🤦🏽

I don tire o... e remain ifa browser wey i go use.

Jennyklass:
The old site is not opening again, it keeps showing one error message like that... and the new site has been showing your dashboard will be enabled soon..

who is experiencing this wahala i beg, this ppl wan frustrate me

same here

jaywon442:

Please how can I have access to this question do you have a WhatsApp group
Please message me on 08176125605

chairmannnnn relax... kai... trust your memory. no be course work them go bring

enniie:
They even sent a reminder😂

NDLEA sef just shot themselves on the foot. How is today 7th wednesday? Na wa

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purples25:


Well, I never said a date equates premarital sex.

Thanks for clarifying.

purples25:


You are a very serious person and may God take you to the peak of success for not focusing on outings, women, and constant premarital sex.

How does a date equates premarital sex bayi?. I am shocked this is even coming from a lady. He is missing a very important part of his life. He needs to go on a date les he regrets in later time. What makes you think he is serious? Because he doesn't go on a date...lol... The guy is a stunch introvert. He needs help. He is dying in silence.

1lovetruth:
Omo the kind email I send today for pass q enh. I dey feel like say Gmail go flag my mails as spams. Anyways, if you've not gotten the pass q yet, kindly drop your email. We move.

Abeg help me too ogwucheemma53@gmail.com Thank you