Morningblues:


You still haven’t gotten the joke or Sarcasm! Then this trend it not for you.

Alright Sir.

If your parents didn't get married, I don't think you will be here saying this rubbish.

mirexxx:
and who says it should be unfvcked? Who cares??

You can not unfuck what has been fvcked.

Lessons123:
Dear Nairalanders,

Sequel to my thread about me investing over 30 million in my wife and she is ungrateful https://www.nairaland.com/6756674/wife-ungrateful.

Yesterday I asked her I wanted to check her phone and she started to delete some email messages and when I asked her to show me as it was still in the thrash yet to be fully deleted she tried to jump off the balcony of the two storey building.

I called my parents as she said she wanted to jump off and commit suicide, she said if I leave the balcony for her to use her phone she would not commit suicide.


We managed to drag her back and then she asked that she wants to be alone in her room and speak to her dad, we allowed her as we knew she was going to delete the email.

Nairalanders please what do you think she is up to please, bear in mind that I also observed she records our conversations when we have issues but that had been settled. I am still in the Marraige but sincerely I am shocked, this her move was really extremely sinister. Please advise me on my next steps, though I have started some already.

Take that woman to her father's house. Pursue all her siblings from your house, get inner peace for once. Except you are not telling us something, I see no reason why that woman should spend another night under your roof.

blamingthedevil:
Is he right?



https://mobile.twitter.com/xagreat/status/1489220842248716292

Thank God you included ortom. That man is big thief.

Your mumu pride. I won't be surprised if you get jealous about her high pay and force her to resign. Why will someone be in competition with his wife? So childish. I pity the poor lady who has endured 11 years of bully.

Truly 18 years... Lol... This guy no go make heaven.

IboHausaYoruba:
Hmmn, nothing creative about this. Why not start your own design from scratch, why reshaping already designed car? In fact, Venza manufacturers can sue him to imitation.

Can you do what he has done? Dont be a bitter human being. The young man is highly innovative. Celebrate success please.

Alvinofnaija:
One of the ills of the technological advancements of africa is sport betting.
In recent times, the sector has grown and as contributed to Africans GDP but at what cost.

Nigeria like Uganda and all other countries with large youth unemployment has seen her youth rot away and suffer greatly in the hands of sport betting.

Meanwhile, sport betting companies continues to innovate and finds ways to gain more captives by leveraging social media influencer to market the 'Product'.

Influencer like Mr Macaroni, Kiekie, Mark Angel and other key YouTubers have dedicated several videos just to promote this act.

200% bonus they call it, Cash out before the games ends, this are some of the gimmicks used by this companies.

My Friends and acquaintances have lots their allowances to this acts, they spend the lion share of their allowances on betting and beg for garri before the month ends.

Wives are losing their husbands
Children are losing their fathers
Husbands are also losing their wives
More importantly, the Nation is losing its citizens

NIGERIA, who shall save your youths from this mess?

Betting is never a bad thing. Let's not paint it in that light. It's meant for matured minds. Bet wisely, don't get addicted. The western world have a lot of betting companies but hardly do you see them cry foul. Nigeria is just a zoo filled with funny people. I don't pity addicts of betting. You need to know when to play, stop and walk away. Betting with 100 naira is the problem sha.

300whitewolves:
Waist beads are always a turn off for me anytime I see them though my babe and I never discussed something like that.

Last week as we were gisting she told me she wanted to buy a waist bead from a friend of hers, as soon as she said it I just didn't feel happy about it, she was just smiling and talking about how she is going to look good in the waist bead, how she will turn me on and all but sincerely, I was just irritated cos I don't like it as a result of the perception I have.

She later got it and I intentionally didn't ask her about it, she showed me but my compliment for the waist bead was shallow, she expected me to rave over it, comment well and all but mehn it was a big and huge turn off for me, that's how she got angry and all and decided to give me attitude and not pick my calls again.

Channel this energy to a more productive venture. Leave Toto alone my guy

robosky02:
This op can lie for Africa

She died yesterday

Today burial poster is out


And the date is in 2003?


And the guy is already travelling today hmmmm

You need glasses Sir.

ObamaMessi:
Few days ago my elder brother went with his side chick to visit his friend only to meet his girlfriend in his friend's bedroom.

He is seriously heartbroken and he has been crying all the time since then.

Any advice?

Your brother must be one greedy person. He carried a side chick and he is crying for his babe. This life no balance. You can't have it all.

seunny4lif:

WFT
Is this a joke
#1K to 3.5K CFA
That was the last time I change Naira to CFA in Niger Rep

Buhari my brother. Naira is like Angel of Bbn breast now. Fallen

Centrallock:

Would have been helpful if you helped with the exchange rate.
I checked google but am doubting the figures
Above all i am glad you took a step it's well bro

#1=1.5cfa

AutoChick4U:
Money in envelope could b 50naira each.

You want them to make the woman barren? Even the 50naira is extortion.

Blixon:
Please my Igbo brothers and sisters,

Help me answer this.

I went with my friend to collect list from my prospective in-laws last weekend..

I am fine with the list though heavily loaded already, but now the family are saying that that’s not all, that I will also bring wine and money in envelope for all her brothers, they are seven in number, same for all her paternal uncles and wrappers for her paternal aunts, they called it something in Igbo “to marry for someone”.

Please is this supposed to be so? I am not very knowledgeable about the culture, help me here pls. What custom is this? I don’t understand why I have to marry for anyone else or buy wine for every sibling, uncle and aunt.

The Diokpara’s own is already stated in the list so why asking to do another one for the same diokpara again including the siblings and uncles and aunts.

Must you marry her? What sort of nonsense is that? You better get strong head o or you go buy wine and put money for envelope for all the people in her village. I hate it when they exploit men all In the name of marriage

kuuljay:
did you read it all or its the effect of mkpurummiri

Hahahhahaha.... Don't mind the lazy lad. They don't read but jump to comment section like people chasing snakes �

Kollins11:
God Bless Lagos State
God Bless Asiwaju Tinubu
God Bless Sanwo-olu.
God Bless Nigeria.

Tinubu is the most qualified, versatile and intellectual presidential candidate for Nigeria. Asiwaju Tinubu is most capable candidate to succeed Buhari.

He is an achiever, he can make Nigeria work again, look at the development in Lagos State, are we not happy??

Look at how catastrophic the economy is, insecurity everywhere, inflation and unemployment aren't we tired Suffer nor dey tire una Person naked use suffer swear for una Please Vote for Bola Asiwaju Tinubu to end these suffering and pain inflicted on us.

BAT vision 2023
Nigerians Need Tinubu

How much them pay you to mortgage the future of your children Useless BAT. Na Ogun go kill am before him smell that election

Buckeyemedia1:
The world is moving, for lack of vision the people perish, you people should keep looking for a scapegoat to blame as usual.

Are you making sense?

jbow:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/01/27/nigeria-now-self-sufficient-in-cement-production-buhari-boasts/

Ogun where are you please? We need your service. A bag of cement from 1500 to 5000. Your reign brought hardship Sir

Righteousness2:
Monitoring Spirits! You guys should allow okposu rest.
He has said he is going off to make Peace with GOD.
Allow him to Focus.

Sir, please what can you say about his ordeal?

Bodmum:
who is this silly SIMP?

Mr chairman simp association. You need a chill pill �

DAMIMONY:
As you Japa go,naxo you go Japa come back.obor.my broda which country you wan go Malaysia,Cyprus, Indonesia,India,.Asia,UAE .all this with 2.5million u wan go suffer,Las las na deportation go get you.wetyn you wan go do there sef? Wey u get bulk to invest inside this 2.5 you buy visa,and other expenses the devil is a liar.you Sabi lifetstock farm,Animal housboundary? You go dey see your money physically everyday growing .AGRICULTURE as a whole .please I can be your manager.i base in Abuja,but I can go grassroots.with this 2.5 million u are sure to be sending people abroad next year January,no be promise,na assurance.i go help u manage am well na my calling.abeg mail me am ready to work.like for NIGERIA...share for OVERSEAS

Them go think say na scam but agriculture is the realest business now if not them useless bandits and kidnappers. God save us

german89:
My brother run oh not just travel.. As in RUN.

If u would like to do a job of 200 dollars every week outside Nigeria,,, then Dm.
5hrs duty
Company provide accommodation and feeding twice a day
Saturday is half day
Sunday off
Vacation twice in a year.(Easter and Xmas).
MIND U, U ARE NOT SENDING 1KOBO TO ME.

Plz I don't have time for negative energies oh(it's strictly for serious minded people).
May God strengthen us all. Amen.

Abeg which country

oshozondii:


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=301532425343301&id=100064596373289

Envy no Man. Trust your legitimate hustle. E go pay one day.

GeniusVincent:
Cross dresser,Bobrisky looks totally different in these new photos he shared on his Instagram handle earlier today..
See the photos below..

Captioned:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZE8oQFoY2x/?utm_medium=copy_link

Wait o... This guy no get prektolin again? Cos I can't find it there

Olisehinnocent:
I use to talk like this until I knack one. They are very sweet and succulent. Get one for yourself and thank me later.

Kai.... Are you sure you are normal? Just imagining the level of konji that made you do that.

CampussNews:
A Taraba State University (TSU) student by the name Justina Dauda, has celebrated her graduation at the young age of 19 and as a 'virgin'.

Taking to Facebook on Sunday, January 16, the Political Science and International Relations graduate declared herself as the youngest prospective corps member from Taraba State.


https://web.facebook.com/justinamahmud.dauda

https://campusnews.medium.com/taraba-university-student-celebrates-as-she-graduates-at-19-still-a-virgin-photos-34900a1d0cd6

So unripe

Ropostic120:



In the next 200 years, people will still be remembering Oyedepo for his great exploits
People will still be mentioning his names but people like you would have forever gone extinct with your generations because of your low life and mediocrity.
I pity your destiny.

Continue to criticize men of God you children of the devil.

You fool. Your brain has been damaged with wrong teachings. How long will you allow the splinter in your eyes? Break free from this madness. Oyedepo has built a family empire. After his demise, his son will continue the family business and after his son, his grandchildren and that's called generational wealth. Don't be deceived. Your papa has willed everything to his beloveth son who is also a pastor. He has groomed his son in the church business.

Ropostic120:
He is such a great man of God
When he had nothing when he started, he had been saying he wouldn't ever be poor.
He said he wouldn't ever be a local champion.
Today He and TD Jakes are the richest pastors on earth.
They continue to criticize him but that has never diminished him a bit. His haters will just die in anger and frustration.
If you don't know my STORY, don't criticize my GLORY.
This man has paid his due in the Spirit realm.
He gave his life to Christ when he was very young at 15 in 1969 before most of his haters were born.
He used the whole days of 1987 to fast.
He never missed a day without fasting and praying in 1987 and now you see the foolish idiots and atheists saying rubbish about this great man of God.

Cursed children they are.
They know nothing about what they are speaking against and God will angrily judge them.

Ndiala ndiala. Paid nonsense. I pity gullible followers like you. No be only papa na papi.. nonsense